At Home With The Dyers

So exciting again, we're back. Are you excited? So in love with you. Were you nervous? Yeah, I was really nervous. At home with the Buckleys, at the Dyers. Morning Claire. Hey guys, it's vlog time. It is Wednesday. Usually we don't shoot on a Wednesday. Usually Wednesday's when the vlog that we've just made goes out and we sort of have the day off Wednesday. But really exciting day today. Such an exciting day today because we've hired a skip and it's just turned up. It's eight o'clock in the morning right now. I've been really looking forward to this skip turning up because I just want to get rid of a load of rubbish from the garage and get it sorted. And that's what I'm going to spend this morning doing for a little bit. Enjoy. So this is what I'm working with garage wise. There's just, you can basically step inside. I just need to organise, tidy. Oh, it's going to be beautiful. I think the one thing that I'm learning from this experience is that I am just a proper hoarder. Got some boxes in there. Just stuff, I mean stuff that I still don't want to throw away. Like iPod socks. I've got some iPod socks here. I mean, I don't know why I've still got them. I don't know why I kept them. But I don't want to throw them away. Remember iPod socks? Starting to see a little bit of progress now. At least you can walk in. I've got to be honest, I'm a little bit bored of it now. How long have I been doing this for now? Not long enough to stop. I don't even know what I'm doing. Get me a skip clear. I need a skip to clear out the garage. Get it here early. I can't wait. Oh, I can't wait to get going. I'm not really throwing much away. I've just moved everything out of the garage. The garage looks a bit tidier, but that's because everything's on the patio. Big job, this. I mean, there's loads still today. That lamp can go. That hasn't worked for years. I've been wanting it to get rewired. It's just stuff like this that I've kept. That's a tow bar for a 2012 Range Rover Sport. Right, well, we don't need that, do we? I know. It's just a shame. See, he asks for stuff. Get me a skip. I need a skip. Do you know, like, sometimes you should keep stuff, because you never know when you're going to need a bit of two by four. Well, turns out I never did need it. I've kept this stuff for years. All it's been doing is giving a place to live for the spiders. That, it doesn't even look that big on the camera. That is f***ing massive. So we've got plenty of space in the garage now. Pretty much cleared everything out. That's all the oil from the mini, which I need to sort out. Only problem is that we're now in this situation. I don't know what to do with all that stuff. Right, I'm starting to find some weird stuff now. This is a huge Alan Partridge poster. I can't even unroll it, it's so big. Why have I got that? Where, who gave this to me? It's taken a good few hours, but to be fair, place is looking much neater. I'm happy. Very pleased. I need a new place for my barbecues. I'm gonna have to think about building something in the garden so I can keep my barbecues there. That's the garage pretty much tidied up. Everything's in some sort of order. I had to put the couch cushions on top of my mini. So if you're watching this and you're thinking, oh my God, what's he put on the top of the mini? Don't worry, they're light as a feather. F***, my back is absolutely killing me. It's freezing cold. I think I'm gonna treat myself to a KFC. Hey guys. It's currently, what day is it, Claire? It's Friday then. It's Friday. Didn't vlog yesterday. I was busy yesterday. I was doing, I guess what you'd call my actual job, which was working on a potential new project for the television, which was sort of exciting, but also, I don't know, I feel like I was going back to school or something, Claire. Were you nervous? Yeah, I was really nervous. Were you? Yeah. It was just like a, you call it a table read where you read through something new and see if jokes work and stuff like that. But we got an equally busy day today. We've been talking kitchens again. Yeah. Had another little kitchen consultation. I'm a little bit bored of it because I don't really know what's going on and Claire is better at making those sort of decisions and stuff than I am. But. We're getting there. We're getting there and things are picking up for me personally because, as you know, one of my favourite days of the week is when the shopping comes. Oranges. Oh, get out of my face. Let me have a toffee crisp, please. I'll tell you something that I'm super excited about, Claire. Yes, James. Because, ooh, in about 45 minutes time. Yeah. My new smoker's turning up. Oh, great. Great, great, great. Pass me my fridge stuff. You want fridge stuff? Fridge stuff. A lot of people in the comments are going, what are you gonna do with your old barbecue? No, it's a different type of barbecue. It's a different type of barbecue. I need all my barbecues. I need those barbecues. They all do different things. They all do different jobs. I've got all this stuff from Heath's Riles and I'm well excited to use them. Oh, someone's phoning me. Who's phoning you? You don't have a friend? It's Jay with the barbecue. Hello, mate. I'm, yeah, really excited. Where are you? He's dropping some stuff off to a couple of people before he gets to me. Does he not know who you are? I don't think he does. Put these away, shall I? Jesus. There you go. And you can't say that I didn't help put any of the food away because it's on camera. Just did it. It is all gone. Oh, I got you a present. You got me a present? I said to get you a present. Here you go. The original shreddies, flatulence filtering underwear. It's a bit offensive. Well, I'll let you know if they work. I don't think they're gonna. No, I'll let you know if they work. I don't think they're gonna. Um, I don't know, I'm not feeling too great. My psoriasis has come back. Has it? Yeah, I don't know, but it is coming back and I do feel a bit off today. I feel a bit shaky and weird and. Oh, you didn't tell me that. I know. Well, my barbecue will be here soon. But honestly, Claire, I think we need to slow down a bit because if these vlogs get any more exciting, they can, like, on Monday, the skip that I've just filled up from all the rubbish from the garage is just getting replaced. We're just getting a whole other skip just brought straight away. We're getting that one taken away and a whole other skip's coming in. It's just insane. Do you want a beer? No, absolutely not. This reminds me of my Joanie Walker days. Packing bottles. Sit, I don't feel good. All right, you go and sit. It's exciting times. Guys have just turned up, just pulled up outside the new barbecue. That's the guys set up the barbecue. Very, very excited to use it. I think, hoping Wednesday next week, which is only a few days time, I think that's looking like a good weather day to try it out. So hopefully in next week's vlog, I'll be able to do something on it. Are you excited? Say hello to everyone. I don't think you've been on the vlog for a little while, have you? I feel rubbish. What are you having for dinner? Did you hear me when I said I don't feel well? I'm just trying to take your mind off it. Morning guys, how's it going? It is Saturday morning. I'm on my way to the garden center to talk about barbecues. I want to get some stuff for my Traeger. I'm also going to be meeting my sister's boyfriend, Sam there, who's interested in getting into barbecue. And I don't want him to make any mistakes. So if he does buy a barbecue today, I want to make sure he buys the right one. I'm feeling good today. I'm feeling like, I don't know, that we're going back to normal a little bit, ever so slightly. I don't want to get too excited. It's just, things are just feeling ever so slightly more normal. I mean, I'm off to the barbecue place today, have a look at barbecues, and we're going to our friends this evening, Joe and Danny. They've, I say normal, I mean, they've hired this thing called an igloo or something so that we can still sit in the garden, but not freeze to death. But, nice to be able to see people. So I'm looking forward to that. Only thing that isn't normal is I still can't get my hair cut and I need a haircut really badly. So Claire's going to have to cut my hair today as well before we go. But it's nice. Nice to be out and about, pottering about. Never going to f***ing get out of here. I got out of here. Ah! ♪ Working as a waitress in a cocktail bar. ♪ ♪ I'm so in love with you, hurts my soul. ♪ ♪ I'm so in love with you. ♪ ♪ Why do I find it hard to write the next line? ♪ ♪ Close your eyes, give me your hand, darling. ♪ All right, guys. I just got back from the garden centre there. As soon as I pulled up, the battery went. So, what can I say? I'm an amateur. We got Sam all set up with a web of kettle. And I need Claire to cut my hair today, which I need her to do now, really. So I better go and get that done. All right, guys. A little vlog update. I've had a little trim. I was going to do a vlog update, but I couldn't be bothered. Vlog update! I've washed myself. I'm clean. Trimmed up my beard. I think I'm looking pretty good. If you do say so yourself. Taxi's just about to arrive. Take us to Joe and Danny's for the evening. Cheers. All right, cheers. Hold on, that's it. Raise your glass, sunshine. Cheers to the pandemic and to the Buckleys. At home with the Buckleys, I'm at the Dyer house. So this is a dome that I've built with my own hands. I've got a few of them. All made of wood. All lovely. I'm holding a fart, because you told me I wasn't allowed to. Wait, well, can you get it then? What would be interesting, a fart in here would be great. Do not. Well, Claire bought me some underwear yesterday. Flatulence. They've got a filter on it. Filtering. I've noticed about the vlog, there's a lot of ******* trumping. Yeah. And I like that. No. You haven't seen my house. It is your house, you're right. No, I have to ---- in a certain toilet, which winds me up. But to be fair. No, my ass is rotten, to be honest. It's not a toilet. But everyone smells bad. It's not favourable. Okay, I'm going to have to yank. We're going to have a round. When else am I supposed to have a ----? I literally would. To scum. To the purest of purest. Scum that's done well, everyone. Scum that's done well. Scummy. I like scummy. Scummy, scummy. Can we send you guys some scummy t-shirts? Will you wear that? I'd love a scummy t-shirt. Will you wear that? No, no. Listen, I'm just enjoying this bit of, look, we've got branding all over the place. Look at that. Churlish by Danny Dyer, the young Danny Dyer. Little pram range. Buggy range. And this is a range, so do go on to DannyDyer.com and buy yourself a bugger. And I went, Northern, why'd I go Northern? And? And I keep going Northern. You're one of my best friends. Yeah. We've had some lovely times. Yeah, now you know why, now you know why. He was, I can see what he was doing. Clever, clever, clever. He enticed them in. Yeah? Then they realised that he didn't have much about him. And then they thought, oh, who's this treacle? I like her, I want to watch this until the end. And I hope James doesn't pop up again, innit? No. No, unfortunately I don't. Yeah, he doesn't, yeah. And he edits it, and he sort of, he does the sound, he does ******* the branding. I did the theme tune. Oh, that's the same as us, innit? You're going to say it's the same as us, innit? No, no, no, no, no. You're a game show host, right? Oh, no, I do that a lot. I like that, you're a show host, all right. Listen, we've got to do this, right? This is the wall, right? Wall's giving us niche tonight, right? Drop them. Yeah, but you've gone for the casual drop. When it's a big first one. Yeah, yeah. No, no, I'll do a casual. Release the bottles. Getting intense, eh? Drop them. I told them, I said to them, the only one who will have their phone on them is Claire Buckley. Anyway. At home with the Buckleys, at the Dyers. This week. That's what it'll end up like. Can you put your genitals back on? At home with the Buckleys, at the Dyers. What's happened, Claire? Talk to us, Claire. Talk to the nation. Come on, we're out. We're out, we're finally out. We're free. Hard as ******* dung. Now, what's happened? That's true. You've peaked, haven't you? You're drunk already. Yeah, I feel really bad. Oh, that's a shame. Don't you ever feel bad? You got all excited. You got that. So, we're all good. You've all peaked, haven't you? No, we're all ******* me. I'd love a cup of tea. No, you can't, you can't use none of it. What would you even think you could use any of it? Unfortunately, the Buckleys are dead. We are the new, the Buckley, we're the new Buckleys, basically. We're the new Buckley. So, yeah, they did die in an awful accident and this is the new vlog. Good morning, it's Monday. Yesterday, we didn't vlog because I was not very well. I don't know what happened to me, so. Claire had four beers and then we had to go home. We were all having a good time. I kind of, I kind of ruined it. But I don't know what it was. I don't know whether it was because I got too excited and drank really quickly or if maybe I wasn't feeling too well on the Friday. So, I don't know what it was. I would say this, between the two of us, this vlog has been a disaster. Why? Yeah, you ran out of battery. I ran out of battery and. Well, the camera ran out of battery on Saturday. Yeah, managed to get there and as soon as I got there, the camera ran out of battery. Yeah, Saturday was a write-off, wasn't it, vlog-wise? Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I got really ill and then I wasn't, I was okay yesterday, but we just sort of lay on the couch and watched movies and although you did something with your barbecue yesterday, you were kind of out of it. I seasoned my Traeger. Sweet. Whatever that means. What you gotta do, when you first get a Traeger, you need to run it up to temperature and then leave it for a little while and then bring it down and then put it back up again just so that you break it in, basically. Okay. So, today, Monday morning, isn't today April 12th, isn't it? That's when everything's open? Yeah. Like, shops are open again? Well, no, I don't know if everything's open. I know that a lot of people have been in the pub since midnight. No, it's only pub gardens that you're allowed to be in. Well, or whatever, in the pub gardens since midnight. Yeah, well, I'm talking about, like, is Home Sense open? I don't know. I've got no idea. I think shops are open today. I'll tell you something, the amount of times that I've Googled roadmap out of coronavirus. I know, yeah. I still don't really know. Just trying to work out what all the dates are and what we're allowed to do and... It's not focusing on you, it's just focusing on me. That's all right. That's, it knows, knows where the map is. So, yeah, I'm gonna go and look at new patio slabs today. We're also having a little bit of a clear out in the house just because the new kitchen is sort of rolling round. James has already done the garage. So, we've got another skip. We've got them to take the old skip away this morning and they just bought a fresh new one for us. So, I'm gonna fill that up with a load of crap from the house. So, we're clearing out the house a bit. So, I'm gonna do that for a couple of hours and then I'll head to look at some slabs. Look at some what? Slabs. So, don't worry. It's all exciting again. We're back. Yeah. We are back, baby. How about that? You wanna keep that? Yeah, I kinda do. Well, yeah, I'm glad. I drew that for you when we first started going out. So, we're tackling this. Like, this is just full of kids' rubbish. And this is the only thing about doing up the kitchen or getting new stuff. Just, you get to clear all the crap out that you just, that you hoped you would never have to see again. Right, this was yours, but have you got it yet? No, I'm just wearing a Velcro. You're just gonna stick the Velcro on it? It's me on a broom, on a broomstick. Can you believe it? What's happening? I'm just gonna chuck some burbies on. I'm not glassing this as the first time I'm using it. Well, it is. Well, this is just, just a little test, really. Oh, it's never gonna be that clean again. It's chilly. It is. Freezing. Perfect Buckley barbecue weather. First thing I need to do is prime my auger. That takes about two more minutes to do that. Then what I'm gonna do, set it to 500 Fahrenheit, and then burgers, four minutes each side. I'm just, I'm just trying to show you how easy the Traeger is. It is just plug it in and turn it on, and it's like an oven. It's like having another oven, or an oven. Yeah, we've only got one then, because that one over there has not been working for a long time. I know. All right, got it running. Just over 500 degrees Fahrenheit. I'm just gonna stick a couple of these burgers on. Apparently it'll take about eight minutes and they'll be done. Me and Jude are just sitting down, having our burgers now. That is the juiciest burger I think I've ever had in my life. Burger. Really impressive. Is it nice, Jude? Mm-hmm. Yeah, you happy with that? Yep. It's a fancy lunch. Burger for lunch. Harrison's had a chicken wrap. Jude and James had a burger. I've just made a little salad, trying to be healthier. Mm. Nothing. Don't know what we're gonna do this evening. Might watch a film or something. Got quite a lot done today, to be fair. You know when the house just feels a bit lighter? Managed to clear out quite a lot of stuff. So I'm gonna finish doing a little bit of washing, and then just chill out. Chill out with the kids. All right, well, there you go. There's a vlog. Hopefully, I'm not sure. I don't know. Clare is editing. So hopefully there's something there. If you did like it, make sure you give us a thumbs up. And if you haven't, give us a little subscription as well, just because it'll make me happy. Thanks for watching. We'll be back next week. Stay scummy. T-shirts are coming. I promise you.