Decorating Our House For Christmas

Today we're going to the storage unit we're gonna pick up some Christmas decorations have a look at the Christmas decorations we've got quickly realize that we don't have enough Christmas decorations and then I think we're gonna have to go on a little shopping trip because if you didn't know it it's Christmas driving home for Christmas then just cut it there mask up kids it's me being responsible it's nice having a little holiday home. These are the... is it wreaths or wreaths? T H wreaths. Claire to keep that. Don't lose it. It looks like tap. Some movement there. We're quite minimal anyway though. We are minimal we are minimal Claire if there is one thing that we are it is minimal we are minimal we are minimal but we're gonna need the house is not gonna look like it's Christmas we've got more Halloween decorations. It's because Halloween is better. Driving home for Christmas well I can't wait to see those faces driving home for Christmas yeah something all around. What's all around? Something. I don't know whether I'm right or not I just like arguing. Right this is your to mine. Right I don't think we're actually gonna use that one this time because I got just like a plainer one. If I could just say. Yeah. Right let's look in these. Baby it's cold outside. I think this is actually kids stuff. Yeah. Their little elf and stuff for their room. Do you know who bought them that? Me? Joe Thomas. Oh is it? He brought them like loads of little handmade ones for their tree. Why? I'm keeping my eye on him from now on. I don't think he should be near the kids anymore. It's so mean. Lights. Some old sellotape. Oh thank God. That's their little tree isn't it? Yeah and I don't think it's the whole thing I think it's only part of it. Look we've packed it away with the lights still on and some decorations still on. To be fair I don't really do the decorating. In fact I'm gonna sit down now. Stood up too long I've decided. What do you do? I'm gonna have to hoover that's for sure. Yeah but it's alright you can do that later. Do we have to decorate? We decorate anyway. I love decorating. I just wish it was Halloween. Oh so you brought this? Thank God. Yeah no I wasn't gonna throw that away. I was gonna get them a new tree for their playroom and I was gonna put that little tree in their bedroom this year. I was gonna put it in like a little basket like that. They don't even have got room in their bedroom. They've got stuff in there these days. This is what I do by the way. If anything needs to be done. If we need to do stuff I find a little dead spider or something like that to focus on. Because it's much more fun. James pretending that he does this so he doesn't look like a ---- husband. Yeah it was hilarious. So then we decided we had to get. We were going to have to get a fake tree every year. So we got. We did sort of splash it a little bit on this one didn't we? Yeah. You ended up looking like something from Men in Black. James. You can edit that stuff out. Tree's done. Take these down. Move this along. And then I just sit it up here. But that's sort of what I meant when I said we're quite minimal. Like I like that. It's not, you know, it's nothing special. But annoying. What's annoying? Stop. I hang them under here for the top of the stairs so that they hang straight down. That's cool. I'm probably going to need your help. Is that just becoming a big mangled mess? Yeah it looks great. Just clicking these in the little hooks that I already had. A couple of them are out. What do you mean? Like not like that. Oh yeah I noticed that last year. Why didn't you say? I don't know. It's a boring conversation. It's fine. Sort of. And one goes the other side? Yep. Do they look like straight to each other? Yeah. What's the answer that I can give you the quickest that's going to get us out of here? So we've got to go to B&Q and stuff and we've got to pick the kids up from school. It looks good. Yeah. I mean it's nice. A little Christmassy. Wait I mean. Stop! Oh my god. Was that for Christmas? Yeah. Was it? Yeah. Well you think I just put that up? Yeah I thought you just put it up. I wasn't going to say anything. No. Do you? Yeah it's like Santa's grove in here. Santa's grove. Yeah you're going to need a chair Jimmy. Oh do you want this? Jamie Oliver magazine. Is this chalk? Yeah. Relax it's not acid. I have to come up with a new quote now. What did it used to say? It was a sign that you painted with black chalk paint. Yeah because it said something like happily ever after which is a bit. It's not really us is it? It's not really our style. So there should be a little bit of fishing wire there. A little bit more though. Wow. You're unfluffing all my fluffing. I know but. You're wrecking it. I don't know how it is. There's not enough wire to get it on the screw clip. Jesus. I can't get it on. It's not enough. Not enough wire. There is. It's too short. I can't get my hand behind it. There is. Just take your time. See. Right no no no you're going to have to fix that. You're going to have to fluff that. What is it? Oh no don't stand on the cooker. Jesus. You're standing on the ******* oven. That's going to blow up. You'll see this. Can you really see the difference? Thank god you did that. Shut up. That's kids stuff but I'll let them decorate their tree. Yeah get them to do something. Oh I need to put my garland on my mantelpiece. A garland goes along the top of the kitchen cupboards as well at the front. Right. Shit. Right. So then I'll just put a bit of tape. Oh look there's some tape from last year. Oh wee gross. There you go. God sake James. I think I might have farted too much. Well I can't cut them all out you've farted all the way through it. Just put us in the car and then the house is decorated. Should we go in that room? No. Why not Claire? Because that's where all the magic stuff is. No that's all the washing and ironing. There's a lot here. I just leave the little nails in there. Does this look a bit ----? He's not answering me. Huh? Does it look ----? It looks great. I'm going to have to get the drill out and pull this screw up a bit. I need to get the drill hold on. Where do we keep the drill? Huh? Where do we keep the drill? What? Yeah exactly. Right anyway that's the thing out there. We've also decided that we're not going to get any more decorations are we? No I don't think we need to. We're minimal. We are minimal. James has got a little delivery of bum wipes. Yeah flushable wet wipes. Anal hygiene. It's important. You've got to have a clean arse. I've never had anal. I mean I've never had anal on the Bake Off before so. Oh come on they're always going on about sex on the Bake Off. They love it they can't get enough of it. Right so I'll get rid of the boxes. **** you. ------- don't. I don't want to be in here. I'm in my shorts now. I'm in my bedtime shorts. Well we've got quite a lot done. I need to now clean tomorrow the mess that we made everywhere. But cheers. Cheers. Does it feel Christmassy to you? It does now. Does it? Yeah. Should we watch a Christmas film? No it's too early for that. I love Merlot. Anyway cheers. Don't look down this. What are you doing? James. That's how you drink wine. It's Tuesday. I know but you can't get it drunk because it goes all bitter. It goes all vinegary. We've had an update on a terrorist. Sources say it's Hans Gruber. Who said we were terrorists? Alan Rickman. Hey. Is that what you did? What? Like when you're joking though. Listen Claire. Alright. Yeah I think it was a joke. I'm a TV star alright mate. Mr Maclean. Good film. Great film. Okay do you guys want to do our outro? You need to vote. Who's on my team? Hang on. No no no. Do our outro. I know what the outro is. Okay guys that's all for this vlog. Hope you enjoyed today. Remember not to hit the like button and the subscribe button and remember to hit notifications so you don't miss any Meet the Buckleys videos. 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