🚨 Elon Musk Posts Talarico’s ‘Neighbors With a Uterus’ Clip—and the Internet LOSES IT

Elon Musk has just dropped $158 million on the Texas Senate race, and honestly, this is not even the meanest thing that he's done to James Tallarico. In fact, the meanest thing he did to James was let Tallarico talk. That's right, guys, just no hidden camera, no secret dossier, just four minutes of Tallarico's greatest hits in his own voice, with his own face smiling the whole time like a substitute teacher who just discovered essential oils. Now, guys, God is non-binary. Women are neighbors with a uterus. Oh, and Texas oil, guys. The industry that paid for half the pickups in the state is apparently a cassette tape from 1985. Elon Musk posted it to X, and then he posted it again. Then he posted it again and again and again, just in case anybody in Lubbock was napping. Now, here's the twist, guys. Tallarico's campaign watched all that footage, and they came up with a bold, brilliant defense. It was AI. Hmm. Robots? computers, evil algorithms putting words in his mouth. So, of course, Ken Paxton's team. Yes, Ken Paxton. Ken Paxton's team answered with the most devastating weapon in modern politics, the play button. Shockingly, shockingly, I actually want you to sit down for this one because the real tapes, they said the same thing. Whoops. Yeah. And while Team Tallarica was busy blaming the robots, rural Texas, they did something that the experts never saw coming. It showed up, guys. Tiny towns with one stoplight, two churches, and absolutely zero patients lined up around the courthouse on day one of early voting. President Donald Trump is in Paxton's corner. The richest man on earth is in Paxton's corner. And CNN is still calling it a coin flip. Bless their hearts. So today, we're going to go ahead and connect every dot. The $158 million, the repost that rattled the campaign, the AI excuse that fell apart faster than a gas station sushi roll. I mean, seriously, show of hands, who's eating sushi at a gas station? I'm not even going to mess around with them hot dogs that have been rolling around for God knows how long. Oh, and why Elon Musk refuses to let Texas become the California that he already escaped. Now, if you or somebody you love needs Medicare help, Chapter offers it completely free, zero pressure, phone number down below, 909-563-8279. Yeah, I left the phone number in the description, guys, as well as their link. And the average senior is saving about 1100 bucks a year. So definitely worth calling. And I'm being told that the best time to call is on the weekend. So give them a call, guys. And if you're new here, go ahead and subscribe. It's totally free. And unlike Tallarico's defense, it's not artificial. Then if this video delivers by the end, which I think it will hit the like button for me, really appreciate the support. So let's go and start with the numbers. One hundred fifty eight million dollars. Picture it right. Picture the size of that check. So many freaking zeros. It needs its own zip code. So Elon Musk handed that money to the Senate Leadership Fund, and the Senate Leadership Fund sent $158 million straight into the main super PAC backing Ken Paxton. On top of that, Elon's own America PAC has spent nearly $23 million more directly in Texas. Now, follow the money, guys. It clearly never lies. This race this race has now swallowed more than half a billion dollars in ads. Turn on a TV in Lubbock right now. Every commercial break, it's the same race. The weather report is basically a political ad with some clouds. Oh, and don't get cocky, guys. Tallarico, he ain't broke. He just raised a record $64 million in three months. So this is clearly a heavyweight fight here. Now, President Trump is in Paxton's corner, so we should also be aware that so is the richest man on earth. Most billionaires buy yachts. And I'm sure they have already. But Elon Musk, he bought Texas's undivided attention. Half a billion dollars in ads means that your TV, your phone, and your mailbox are officially a war zone. Every commercial break of the campaign. Your weather report has an opinion. So here's the one thing that won't scream at you. The Ryan report, guys. My free newsletter. The stories behind the headlines in plain english before cnn gets around to them no 158 million dollars required no elon musk repost needed the link is in the description down below join for free now money is only half the weapon the other half fits elon's pocket his phone that's right guys so elon musk he took a four minute ad and posted it on x and then he posted it again and again different captions same Tallarico and the ad doesn't it really doesn't even need spooky music i know halloween's right around the corner. It does not need slow motion. It opens with one simple line. Every word you're about to hear is Tallarico's. That's it, guys. This is the whole trick. Every word you're about to hear is James Tallarico's. He says he's running on his faith. Here's his faith. God is non-binary. Christianity is a feminist religion. On the police. You're always rich to me that defund the police is um considered off limits in our political debate on his own race for me prophetic voices like jesus have helped me reckon with my own whiteness on your guns and i think so assault weapons ban still on the table absolutely on your kids if you deny your child's gender identity that that's incredibly harmful and and whether or not we can we label it with the term abuse i mean it's abusive for sure on ice it is time to tear down this secret police force on being white so if you come from a place of of privilege which i have my entire life as a white boy growing up in texas sometimes it's a painful process to learn about the ways in which i've been complicit in the oppression of of marginalized people in the state who decides a child's gender talarico says i just want to clarify that i i don't think um gender identity is something people can see differently there's only one person who can determine a child's gender identity and that's the child. I was there when you defended the drag. Who's your favorite drag queen in Texas? Oh my gosh, probably Alyssa Edwards. Alyssa Edwards? I love Markie Mays. Thank you so much. On prisons. Poverty is violence. Pollution is violence. And yes, prison is violence. People don't belong in cages. It's hard to imagine a world without prisons, but it was also hard to imagine a world without telegrams and cassette tapes. On masculinity. No need to sit and cry over you know your whiteness or your masculinity something that you love that's not family or friends um i love and just say this because it's on my mind the trans children who showed up yesterday at the state capitol you saw it in the anti-lgbtq legislation including the bill that would have denied gender affirming health care to trans children all these ideologies stem from this this christofascism on gender so gender as you and i both know is something that the medical profession acknowledges is a spectrum modern science obviously recognizes there are many more than two biological sexes in fact there are six On abortion, I want to acknowledge that our trans community needs abortion care too. What does James Talarico call women? Neighbors with a uterus every Every one of our neighbors with a uterus became the property of the state. One of our neighbors with a uterus to be able to control their own body. Everyone with a uterus in our state. On girls sports. The way I fought for trans kids in the legislature is how I will fight for the U.S. Senate, and my position hasn't changed. I still think these should be local decisions, sport by sport, athlete by athlete. And I think I have the most inclusive policy of any candidate who's running. I agree. I know things are getting clipped and stuff, but my views, my position hasn't changed. race again. I think we have to understand, especially for the white educators that are on this call, that these violent hierarchies, these systems, white supremacy, heteropatriarchy, economic exploitation, those things have colonized our own minds. On Texas oil. We all know that Texas has been a leader in oil and gas, but in many ways, that's like being a leader in cassette tapes in the 1980s that industry is not going to last on what you eat it is now existential that we try to reduce our meat consumption and that we try to respect animals in all aspects of society and so I I am proud to say that our campaign has officially become a non-meat campaign and on the American flag but the American flag is such a complicated symbol for most of us that's James Talarico in his own words he told you who he is. Talarico is for they, them. Paxton is for you, now picture this okay a rancher in his truck cab at a gas station a mom at the kitchen table before school pickup a deacon in a church parking lot after wednesday night service phones are lighting up all over texas it's the same video same jaw drop and then the ad closes with the line that pretty much took on a life of its own. Talarico is for them. Paxton is for you. Eight words, stuck in Texas heads like a country song chorus. Tallarico spent millions of dollars introducing himself to Texas. Elon Musk spent four minutes letting him finish the job. Now, grab a chair, folks. Everyone gather around. Gather around like it's a campfire. Here's the playlist. God is non-binary, from a man who says that he's running on his faith. Christianity is a feminist religion. Somewhere in Waco, a Baptist grandma just dropped her sweet tea all over the floor. On kids? Only the child decides their gender. Parents who disagree? They're abusive. They're abusive. How dare you tell your son he's a boy? So, of course, if your 6-year-old announces that he's a pirate, I guess it's time to just go ahead and book the peg leg. Women? Neighbors with a uterus. Very romantic. He even had a favorite drag queen already, instantly. Texas oil, you know the industry that built half the state, is like cassette tapes in the 1980s. He's also proud to run a non-meat campaign in Texas, home of brisket. This is like a vegan stand at a rodeo. Oh, and the American flag? It's a complicated symbol, according to him. Defund the police? Shouldn't be off limits. An assault weapons ban? Absolutely on the table. His defense on the God line? Satire. Satire for the God line. Man, you can't made this stuff up. Shockingly, nobody laughed. Satire usually comes with a punchline. This one came with a campaign. Now, quick, think of the one person in your life who still says that Tallarico seems like such a nice young man. You already know who this is, guys. Don't argue with him. Just go ahead and send this video and let Tallarico do the talking. So how did Tallarico react to hearing his own voice? Well, of course, he blamed the robots. Ken Paxton, he said, was making fake AI videos, putting words in his mouth. Now, to be fair, one Paxton ad did use an AI Tallarico scribbling in a Bible. So the answer was simple. Play the real tape. You were the subject of this AI generated attack ad earlier this week. In the beginning, God was non-binary and he wasn't a Christian. And God said, let there be six genders. And there were. What was your reaction to that ad? Should that kind of ad be banned? Actually, I tried in the legislature to ban AI deepfake videos in political campaigns because they are misleading. They are lying about a candidate in this race. And so I think Texans are fed up with these kind of lies in our politics. They want elected leaders who are going to shoot straight with them about their record and about what they're going to do for the people of Texas. And so these AI deepfake ads don't add anything to our civic discourse. They don't do anything to elucidate the choice that's in front of voters. And I think it's why we have to we have to ban these deep fakes from our political campaigns Picture a split screen on the left Tallarico says that he's not with the chinese communist party on the right his vote against sb17 the bill limiting texas land buys to buyers Tied to china and other hostile countries. You can't even make this stuff up guys on the left side I don't support sex change surgeries for kids on the right side tallarico calling sb14 the ban on those treatments the most dangerous bill. His reason? He trusts parents and doctors. Trust the experts. America tried that during COVID. How well did that go? Oh, and then his own word. Christofascism. Again, no robot required. Tallarico can call it a deep fake all he wants. It's footage, guys. Turns out the scariest thing in this race is not AI. It's its own microphone. Now, here's why Tallarico worries so many Texas believers. Matthew 7, 15. Beware of false prophets who come to you in sheep's clothing. Inwardly, they're ravening wolves. Now, Shakespeare said it too, 400 years ago. The devil can cite scripture for his purpose. Now, picture Tallarico on a truck bed, soft voice, gentle smile, the crowd is just nodding along. And then he says, God is non-binary in the same tone that most people use to order a latte. No flinch, no blush, not even a sip of water. This is really what makes him different from Jasmine Crockett. Jasmine Crockett is a loud mouth. Crockett came in swinging. You always knew exactly where she stood, mostly because she was yelling it. Tallarico whispers. He quotes the Bible. He sounds like he's your youth pastor. But then he also says only the child decides a child's gender. Now let that land for a second. Texts have heard sweet talk before, usually from a guy selling a used truck with no brakes. The voice is soft. It's gentle. The words are not. Okay, guys, so the ad says Paxton is for you. So what does this actually look like? Well, Ken Paxton, he has spent years as Texas Attorney General doing the stuff that makes Washington sweat, fighting for parents' rights over what happens to their kids, fighting for border enforcement, taking other states to court over how they ran their elections. So now the critics, they're going to bring up his 2023 impeachment. Fine. The Texas Senate held a trial and acquitted him. Next. So here's what Texans really care about. It's not gender spectrums. It's not drag queen rankings. Prices. Polls this year show Texans rank affordability as their number one worry. Picture a mom at the HEB grocery store checkout watching the total climb like a SpaceX rocket. Groceries, rent, gas. Four years of Biden-era prices, and voters remember who was driving the bus. Now, Tallarico, he wants to debate how many sexes there are. Bold campaign strategy, sir. Texans want to debate how much eggs cost. Now, one of those conversations pays the light bill. While CNN started at Austin, the rest of Texas was lacing up its boots. Day one of early voting, folks, Callahan County, a place that President Trump won by 78 points, yes, President Trump dominated, cast 16% of its entire 2024 turnout. On day one, Jeff Davis County, same thing, Armstrong County showed up to? Picture it, guys. One stoplight, two churches, a Dairy Queen, and a line wrapped around the courthouse lawn before the coffee even got cold. Lines like this in a midterm. In October, guys. So do the math. 500 votes right here. 2,000 there. 5,000 down the road. Small towns add up fast. And so here's what CNN never sees coming. Picture a Latino family of eight in San Antonio, all voting red, except one brother. Let's be honest, guys. Every family has that one brother. So look, the so-called experts call this a toss-up. Don't get comfortable though. Tallarico is strong in the cities and the Austin suburbs. Let's not forget that the fight is not over, guys. It's just getting loud. So now we need to talk polls. Yes, we got to talk about the polls, guys. Everybody's favorite fortune cookies. So one CNN poll has Tallarico at 51, Paxton at 49. another from Qantas flips it, Paxton 47.2, Tallarico 46.7, half a point. So the experts agree on exactly one thing. They clearly have no idea. But here's a fun fact from CNN. Yes, I know, CNN. Their own data shows Republicans in Trump states have beaten their final Senate polls by about four points in 2018, in 2020, and in 2022. Now, shockingly, guys, the polls just keep missing in the same direction isn't it funny how that works isn't why you should in fact be nervous if you're a democrat and perhaps be you know there's some reason for a little excitement if you're a republican gop outperformed the final senate poll averages i want you to look by the state's prior presidential result ergo blue states the states that trump lost and then the red states that trump won look at this the gop is far more likely to outperform their final senate poll averages by 4.1 points in the states that trump won and we know in this election cycle kate that the democrats need to win in a lot of trump states in order to win control the senate and not just trump states but states that trump won by double digits back in 2024 so you see this 4.1 if this was ford and blue states we really have not seen that republicans outperform their polls in the blue states it's really concentrating the red states we saw it in 2018 we saw it in 2020 we saw it in 2022 we saw it now you guys remember ann seltzer her famous 2024 poll had iowa leaning kamala harris that's right yeah president trump ended up winning iowa by 13 over kamala harris this is not a miss this is a this is a completely different zip code so quick question has anybody actually called you for a poll anybody ever like your phone rings about your car's extended warranty every other day but never never once for a pollster huh isn't that funny how that works not that I want them calling my phone number anyway. So CNN, they can wave its polls around. The courthouse lines are telling a completely different story. Bad polls are not a reason to stay home. They're a reason to go vote. Now, why does Elon Musk care this much? I think it's pretty simple, guys. He's seen this movie before. Elon Musk moved Tesla's headquarters out of California into Texas. SpaceX and X followed. Why? Lower taxes, less red tape, and a government that doesn't treat every new idea like it's a crime scene. California's top export these days? U-Hauls. Yeah, picture a moving truck rolling east on I-10. California's shrinking in the rearview mirror. Elon Musk in the passenger seat finally exhaling. So, do you really think the guy who escaped California is going to sit back and watch Texas turn into another California? Exactly. His own hometown now? Not a chance, guys. Not a chance. Elon Musk's not going to let that happen. And This is not just about Texas. A Texas flip could hand Democrats control of the U.S. Senate. That would jam up President Trump's agenda for at least the next two years. Folks in Michigan and Arizona are already asking the same question. Can Elon do our state next? Yeah. Texas is not just a state anymore. Texas is the test case. All right, Texas, here's the part where you come in. Republicans love Election Day, like brisket and complaining about traffic on I-35. But this year, don't wait. Early voting runs through Friday, October 30th. Election day is Tuesday, November 3rd. Now remember, 2022 in Harris County? Polling places ran out of ballot paper. People got turned away, paper guys, in the energy capital of the world. And don't stop at the Senate race either. Vote for Governor Abbott. Vote for the House seats like Brandon Herrera in District 23 all the way down the ballot. Bring your spouse, bring your cousin, bring the neighbor who swears that his vote doesn't count, buy him breakfast tacos if you have to. Remember the cassette tape, guys? Tallarico says that Texas oil is a cassette tape from the 80s. Texans know how a cassette works. Press play. Then on November 3, rewind him right out of the race. God bless Texas and God bless the United States of America. Here we are, guys. The richest man on earth bet $158 million on Texas and the most damaging thing in the whole campaign turned out to be Tallarico's own microphone. CNN called it a coin flip. Rural Texas called it a reason to show up. If today delivered, do one thing on the way out. Hit the like button. Takes a second, zero dollars, and it helps more Texans to find this video before November 3rd. We'll see you on the next one.