GIRLFRIEND HAS MELTDOWN OVER BEST FRIEND!! (fight)

Yeah, I just got back from my workout. And I thought you were going to invite Scott. I'm getting ready right now. But he's always like, I've been so tired in the morning. He was already in here this morning. Really? He's like, he's all out of sorts. Because he says, you've got a trainer now. So you can't work out with him. Yeah, Todd doesn't know how to work out by himself. So you've got a trainer. It's just boring. Boring working out at the normal gym. What's so special about this trainer? Sammy, he's really cute. OK, besides his good looks, what else? He makes me laugh. He gets me. It upsets me that the two of you aren't working out. Yeah, but it took me, too. Because we used to have these romance in the car on the way there, too. Like what? What would be the something? We'd drive the long way to the gym. And then we would sit in the car for like 20 minutes and just talk. Oh, really? I love that. I don't like that moment when you're in the car outside the gym. Now you've got yourself in a real hole. Right? That's bad. I do that by myself. I'll just sit outside. I'm like, I don't want to go in there. Oh. Yeah, sometimes we walk in the gym and just walk out. It's just all about the camaraderie, you know? We haven't been feeling as connected. I'm trying to be training him, getting used to him when we move out. So like the attachment issues, you know? Taking the manners school. He goes to the trainer twice a week. The other three days a week, he's getting Chick-fil-A for breakfast with Corinna. And he can't make it for the gym. That was one time. So I'm driving home on the freeway. I see this mom in my rear view mirror. And I see this little girl. No way. And they pull up to me. And all of a sudden, the windows are down. It's like four girls. No way. I'm like, what's up? And then the little girl's like, ah! I like the way you do that. Thanks. Ah! He did it like five times in the past 30 seconds. It was great. And the mom was like, ah! And the windows are open. The kids were like, ah! This other girl was like, ah! And then another mom. Look what Carly got Scott. This is the value of Carly right there. Lately, I've been going to the gym and not feeling very good. Because I don't have anything in my stomach. So Carly grabbed. I said, can I get some breakfast bars? Maybe Nutri-Grain. And she got the Nutri-Grain sausage breakfast bars. Literally exactly what I was looking for. Today, playing the part of Carly. This candle from Crate and Barrel. I mean, I wouldn't even know where to find those in the market. I did some research online. You did a great job, Carly. Scott, is there anything else we need to do? Actually, yes. I have some pictures of Link I'd like hung up around the house. Got it. Guys, this is a daily life vlog. This is my stomach. And we're going to go run seven miles. And Scott's attesting. Don't try to stop me, Scott. Seven miles is a lot of miles, Jason, for even attempting seven miles. I'm going to walk a lot of it. When I come back, I'm going to report on how I did. Jason, it's pretty hot outside. Are you sure you're not going to overheat and have a stroke or anything like that while you're running? No, I'm not sure. Today's vlog is really boring, guys. It's going to be a really boring vlog today. Are you saying I'm not funny? Is that what you're saying? Because I was in that part of the vlog. No. The earlier scene you did with Scott Todd was good. You shouldn't feel bad at all. It's kind of like that thing when you're on stage and you get out there and you're nervous. But you get that first laugh. Or in your case, when you go out there and you do your raps, you get that first response. Then the rest is gravy. You already did that. You already broke through in there. Remember? Thank you. How soon do you forget? I think you're good for the rest of the vlog. Anytime I bring my camera out for the rest of the day, I honestly just kick back. Cool. Anytime I bring the camera out for the rest of the day. All right, I'll just sit down and kick back. Okay. How much is this top? I think it's like $3.50. That's not bad. I'm like, this is the top that you yelled at me for yesterday and now you want to wear it. I'm going to wear it today. I don't see how it's appropriate that you can just go completely topless and I can't even wear a revealing top. Well, I guess that's a decent argument. You're saying the way society is set up, a man can walk around like this. Yeah, that's so way more offensive than me having a bralette on yesterday. Yeah, I guess. I don't think there's anything wrong with a girl showing a lot of cleavage because she can't show her nipples. But you can walk around with your d*** hanging out. I think it's very funny that it's like an American thing. Probably over in Europe, the girls' poops are coming out. No big deal. Yeah, well, you know what? I'm like Muhammad. I want you to learn my culture. I'm like Muhammad from 90 Day Fiancé. You're going to be American. And in America, we keep our d*** hanging in. Nice rack. Thanks, dude. I didn't want to do this. I'm going to kiss you. No. Whoa. I only got to kiss you once yesterday. That's not fair. I was with you the entire day. Not the entire day. I turned your back when we were grocery shopping for cereal. Guess what? It must be by Jason. This is my new Yeezy top. From behind, when I walked up, I thought that you were wearing farming overalls. Like you have a tank top on. That's what Kim wants you to think. Is that really a Yeezy top? I wore it yesterday, and Jason yelled at me. But her boobs were falling out during Todd's video, so we had a conversation. No, Jason yelled at me for wearing that yesterday. He thought it was inappropriate. Did you guys think that top was inappropriate yesterday? Be honest. Did you see Trish's boobs yesterday? I'm pretty honest. The thing is, I noticed that the top was upside down, but I just didn't want to say anything. You knew it was upside down? You knew it was upside down. You didn't know. No, you didn't. I've been wearing it like that all day yesterday. You look like a cartoon character. Now they're thinking you look like a... I look like I should get off YouTube. Jason, someone tweeted at us about the podcast. What'd they say? Jason's attitude towards the possibility of accomplishing his dreams really bummed me out. 70% of success is mental, man. Keep that fat chin up, David. That's the only reason I wanted to read you a comment. Thank you for saying that. No, but you need a more positive outlook on life. I'm done making movies. That's what we talked about on the podcast. According to Andrea Isabella. I love getting advice from people who are 14. You know Todd's got a trainer now, so he doesn't work out with Scott in the morning. I'm not good enough anymore. Drama. And you guys are not moving together, right? You guys are now splitting up officially? I'll take Link. Did you or did you not see her nipples yesterday? Oh my god. Oh, I did. She did. He did. And what do you think about that? Are you fine with that? Turn his nipples out all the time. Thank you. Kristen and I have a very conservative relationship. I've never seen her nipples once. We always talk about Kristen's nipples. She always talks about wanting them pierced. Jason, you came to me yesterday and you were like, Kristen should get her nipples pierced. And I'm like, what? What? Are they not doing this? This is just way too easy for you to do just to say things to incite her. No, I was trying to incite Scott. Oh. You really worked me up there, Dave. Speaking about Carly not being in our videos, you know what she said to David? What? She said that Dave is allowed to film her for his vlog because they're friends. Is that true, Carly? I didn't say anything. You didn't, huh? What are you wearing on your head? This is my new Yeezy top. Get used to it. Oh, is that the one that Trish is wearing backwards? Yeah. It's upside down. Are you trying to cover up your back hair? Yeah. Pretty much. Can anyone here shave my back? I always offer it to you. I'll shave it, but I have to shave your entire body. That's the deal. I can't stop it. Okay. Don't shave his stomach. I hate it when his stomach was shaved. Yeah, it's really gross. When was that? Last year? Yeah, he waxed my chest last year. We were out of ideas one day. What did you do to her? Now she's all pissed off. Oh, my God. What did you say? You know, tell her to come over at 115 if you want to eat lunch and then say, oh, I'm going to go home at 2 o'clock. Well, I'm not. I'm ready to go to Olive Garden. And you pulled a paintball gun on her. It doesn't even work. It's still. It's just, you know, it puts everyone on, makes them tense. I'm trying to have a nice day. I'm sorry. Okay, what are we doing? Are you coming? Let's just go. We're going to Olive Garden. It's like dealing with children, you two. You're a lot older in person. Oh, I'm sorry. I want to go to Olive Garden. Jesus. Wyatt and Charlie are easier to deal with. UCLA wasn't the best because all the roads were blocked off. Like last year? No, they weren't blocked off last year. Last year we went right up to where everyone was running, but this time we couldn't because they were blocked off. And then you found out about a party? Yeah, and then I went to the apartment, hung out there for a bit, and I was like, there's a party that starts at 3 a.m. And I'm like, there's a party that starts at 3 a.m.? And he's like, yeah. And then I got suspicious. I'm like, there's no way there's a party that starts at 3 a.m. So I had him send me to invite, and I found out it ends at 3 a.m. So we got in the car and we went. We were there from like 1.30. Nice. You know what's crazy? I'm going to show everyone my new haircut. Yeah, what's crazy? Me being tired is 100% dependent on how excited I am for that day. You'll never catch me tired on a fun day. I did not leave and not say goodbye to you. You did. I was so glad when I woke up. I gave you a kiss on your cheek and you said bye. I could just lay there for like 10 minutes and be like, hey, thanks, good morning. David, he usually eats 20. Excuse me? Watch your mouth. Can we put you in our sizzle? For what? We're making a sizzle for E. Yeah, man, I don't care. Nice. Now you have to ask Shane. He won't care either. He won't? OK. He's not like David, though, where David's like, he loves drama. Shane's opposite of loving drama. I don't love drama. You creep all the time. Yeah, but like petty. I don't do that. It's not petty when you say, oh, Jason was flirting with this person or Jason make out with this mom. Like, that's drama. It is petty because you're insane. Oh, my God. No. I'll never start like actual drama. I think I know what you're both saying and you're both right. He literally had a guy hit on me just to see if I would cheat on you. That's drama. That's a good point. Thank you. That's a thumbnail. I could have been editing today. I could have been tanning. I could have gotten my hair fixed. Yeah. I could have eaten on my own and done my thing. There was so much I could have done, but because I love Olive Garden and I love David, I was like, I'm going to come over. I come over expecting everyone's ready to go. No one's ready to go. And not only that, he's like, oh, what's up? I'm going to go to my house first. I know. Would you imagine if you said that to me? I would never. I would dump you. Yeah, I know. That's why you're a perfect boyfriend, babe. I wouldn't. Trish first. That's my platform when I run for president. Trish first? Trish first. Oh, babe. David got extra tomatoes. It was an entire plate, and he ate them in, like, what, 30 seconds? Yeah, literally. Oh, my God. What if all of our vlogs were just David eating Olive Garden? That's what the people want to see. They just get millions of views every time he eats at Olive Garden. Wow. I dare you to ask for more tomatoes. They have them right here. There's onions on this one. I love watching David eat. It's so fun. Yeah. He gets so into it. Oh, I'm about to make a little sandwich. A little salad sandwich, huh? Look at this. More breadsticks, please. Oh, thank you. Can you get more tomatoes? No. Yeah. There we go. Crikey. We got one left. We just got to dig down in the trenches. He does the best Australian accent. Is that what it was? Yeah. It's like a mini slider. If you hit the lottery tomorrow. I'm dumping you. Me too. Someone gave you $10 billion tomorrow. $10 billion? Yeah. $10 billion. Would you tell anyone? Would you just keep it to yourself? I always think about that. Like, if I won the lottery, I'd be like, I wouldn't tell anyone. Yeah. I think you have to. Are you going to be anonymous? Yeah. Did you see the girls went up with, like, an emoji mask to claim her check in Jamaica? Gluten-free pasta for me. That looks amazing. Trish with a tiny meal. David, the monster. If someone says, a little joke, your comeback can be, yeah, very little. What? Get it? No, every time someone says that, my mom calls me little Trisha. She goes, oh, little Trisha's coming over. And all the comments be, there's nothing little about Trisha. Go, go, go. What? I just said goodnight. It's, like, 3 p.m. What do you do? You know when you, like, say the wrong thing out the door? Like, if someone's like, have a nice time. And then you're like, you too. Oh, right. Like, if you're at, like, the movie theater. Like, enjoy the movie, and you're like, you too. Yeah, enjoy the movie. You too. Oh. There's, like, waiters, like, enjoy your meal. And you're like, you too. Yeah. That's why he was running. Yeah, because he said goodnight, but it's 3. I'm driving? Yeah, because it's 3. Oh, he's going to nap out? This is becoming a thing. After Olive Garden, I drive the car. You know, before I met you guys, I would never go to McDonald's or Olive Garden. You've really opened up my world. What do you think of the hair today, babe? I love it. It looks even better because it's, like, wild. I'm going to go work out again today. I got to. I got to do it. I'm going to go to the gym. I did the run, then the other gym. I'm going to turn into one of these guys that drinks that red juice. Oh, what was that? Did I hit something? Hi. What would be so crazy right now? Ryan Gosling, like, pulls up next to me in a Ferrari and he's like, Jason. And I'm like, what? You know who I am? He's like, yeah, dude. I've been following you for a long time, dog. Listen, I got this script. I need your take on it. Can we go to Starbucks and get an iced coffee with coconut milk? Can my friends come? And they go, oh, yeah. Definitely. I know those guys, too. So then the four of us were with Ryan Gosling reading this script, acting out the parts. He loves all of us. And then he's like, I'm not going to be able to make this movie without you guys. And that's what happens. And then we get paid. What if we just eat 10,000 calories with Taco Bell right now? Oh, God. Yeah, if you want to. I have fantasies about so many men. Like who? Ryan Gosling. I don't have any fantasies about Ryan Gosling. Just that one. I can have David take an acting class. I'd love to see that. I'm already a good actor. I don't know about that. You would? You would fight someone? Yeah. A girl or a guy? Either. Who would you fight? I don't think a girl would be fair. So, I'd fight David. I'd kick you in the ring. Really? Yeah, but I mean, this wouldn't be fair. Exactly. I could see you being really aggressive. I did get beat up by a girl the other day. Did you guys know David got beat up by a girl? What happened, David? He got his ass kicked by like a 4'5 girl. He was at a party. I thought we weren't filming tonight. He was at a party somewhere. Wait, what happened? He was at a party. I'll tell you. This is karma. Because he wasn't trying to film her or anything. He was just walking out of a party. Okay. And some girl just started kicking his ass. And I said like, did you fight back? And he's like, no, no, no. I didn't fight back. I was like, why not? He's like, I just thought I just thought her beat me up. And I waited for someone to pull her off me. That's so funny. It was Emma. It was me. How cute is that? Look at this. It's a two hour nap. Amazing. I just woke up. I should have put a camera on you guys. Dude. It was pretty sweet. I felt like I was somewhere else. It's Olive Garden. It's my kryptonite. Yeah, it's just a dream situation for everybody. If you have Olive Garden and you take a nap, you just keep living. Get your camera on before he gets his camera on. I wish my camera was on. Joe's got his phone. He's on his iPhone. Joe, can I borrow you for a second? Yeah. Oh no, what are you up to? Why are you borrowing Joe? No, he's got something up his sleeve. I can smell a reptile. We're an explosion. Can I have the three of you lay down on the floor and be blindfolded? No. We'll just get it out. We'll just do it. No. We'll just do it. Well, we were blindfolded. I won't tell you what it was. It was awful. It was a lot of fun. Someone should f***ing end him. I mean, we should get together and call ICE. He's done nothing but nice things to me. That's true. He gave me two tickets to a f***ing premiere, Joe. It's so funny. I thought it was like a kimono dragon or like, I thought it was some kind of beast. I gotta go do it at Jonah's house. Matt is dropping eight more canisters off so I'm not gonna run out. Oh, you just get little tanks? Yeah, it's really nice. Oh, that's nice. Once it's done, it's done. It'll melt. I'm gonna have it forever. Son of a b***h, I know you're out there. Bye, you guys. I thought you were out here with the flamethrower. I'm just gonna show Jonah this flamethrower and then I'm gonna go. So yeah, get everything and then I'll meet you with your car at the Charger. Alright, bye. This is what took you 30 minutes to get in the car? I was looking for you. I didn't know you were in the car. I'm walking around the house thinking you're gonna sneak out on the flamethrower. I said, where's David? I'm yelling, David, David. I'm like, oh, he's waiting for me somewhere with the goddamn flamethrower. Then I open the front door. What am I gonna f***ing do? Shoot you with the flamethrower? I don't know. Is it that you can't find your shirts in the morning or what is it? With the stomach thing going around? Yeah, what is it? I don't know, dude. I was just feeling pretty comfortable. I'm sure as the summer goes on here, there's less and less shirts with you guys, right? Absolutely. David, when you end up my size, you just never want to put a shirt on again. How is the weight going? What? Are you up or down right now? About the same? I don't know. I find that when I'm stressed out, I gain a lot of weight. Then you're f***ing stressed right now. I feel like with YouTube, I want to take a vacation every three days. Really? Every three days, I just want to shut down. It's so draining. Imagine having a different job and being more draining. You think? Yeah, being in an office all day. I was delivering paint for seven months. I was super depressed. No, you were sniffing paint for seven months. I sit fine. I don't want to sit anymore. You don't want to sit in an office? No, no, no, no. Every time you come It's not a bad surprise. Everyone here is a flame thrower. Tesla! Bye, Natalie. Well, she doesn't even say goodbye to me anymore. Does Natalie hate me? Is Natalie not like me? Oh, yeah. She hates you. Oh. This guy. That's it. No, no, no. No more. You're cut off. No, you actually listened to him. No more for her. This is a good job. Good job. Hi. Can I show him my flame thrower? Is it really a flame thrower? Yeah, it really is. And Elon Musk made it? Can I show him? Yeah, sure. Why not sit next to you? That's terrifying. They've seen it all here. After that. John Belushi's death and David Dobrik's flame thrower. Man, I got some awesome shampoo. Holy ----. Todd's going to ---- himself. You want to see? Cool, huh? Beautiful. It's the future. It is. It's been an evening of Tesla. That makes me feel like I created everything. Yeah, well. Are we going to get Emma? Oh, ----. Who's in the front seat tonight, girl? Me. Hey, you deserve it. You had a long day. Who knows how much longer I'll be alive. Oh, God. Hey, I mean, no. I think you've got a few, you know, ten more years on you. Don't say, oh, God. You'll be making those jokes in a couple days. Okay. Cut from that, the f*** you, you old f***. You just missed the whole situation. We were at a party at the Chateau Marmont. You can't tell the situation. Yeah, it was a cool situation. We were those fancy people. Uh-huh. And you probably could have gotten in because they didn't card. And I got some free shampoo. Nice. If you want some, you can take some. No? Okay. How was school? You know, I learned about polygons. Good, good. Is that teacher still being mean to you? So mean. Literally just singling me out every day. Not doing well, Dad. Oh, man. Well, if you want me to go down there again, I will. Please. Hey, I was thinking, maybe you get some of the kids from your class and we can start that band I was talking about. You know where I'm the lead singer? Yeah, no, for sure. What about Toby? Does he still play drums? Well, I don't know. After puberty, everything got kind of weird for him, but... Are you ready to party at David's apartment? Oh, yeah, baby. Is this like a dream come true for you? It's my biggest dream. It is? It's out of everyone. No wonder David likes you. You're excited to be anywhere. Right. That's true. That's David. Emma, we're going to the post office. Yeah! Are you serious? Well, I like where you live. I think it feels safe. I liked it. I felt a lot better about it once I saw it. Yeah, no, I feel good about it. And like, there's a person out there usually sometimes. Good, good. I mean, even... Just stay in your apartment. Don't go out. You're good. I will not be going outside. Ever again. Except for for band practice. Get the f*** off me! Jesus Christ! See you later, Jason. Shut the f*** up! David, it's not... Fire! Don't, don't, don't. It'll f***ing light everything on fire. It's a f***ing flamethrower. That's just a water gun. No, it's not. Bulls***. It's probably a water gun. Look at me, dumb. It's a flamethrower. Like, really different. What's those glasses? You look so sharp. Yeah? Yeah, you look like... I love the vlogging at night. This is so exciting. I look like an intellectual. Tell me something that happened today. I have a moment I can tell you about today that's super embarrassing. I peed my pants. Oh, you win. Really? Where'd you pee your pants? On the way home. Summer down, won't you love? I'm taking one for the team. We taking shots till it's love. You don't know where we can end up. Leave this bar, raise the bar for you. Hang your wardrobe in the winter. Don't you come around. Play, play, play, play games. Play games. What's up everybody? Please hit like and subscribe. Tweet me at Jason Nash. Instagram at Jason Nash. Today's shout out is Maria. Maria! Thank you so much for watching. It's Saturday. I hope you're having a great weekend. Please check out my merch at fanjoy.co. Also, tickets to Trisha and Jason are in love at the Yost Theater on July 21st are available. Go grab some tickets. Come see us live. Also, Viewstour.com to come see me and David and Scott. Zane, Heath, and Todd. Next show's in Fort Lauderdale. And Viewstour.com. I love you guys. I will see you on Monday with a new video. Okay, bye bye.