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I love snaps.
Do you see Todd?
It's just his natural habitat.
It's like National Geographic.
It says it's most important to get a base.
You gotta get a base before you go to Coachella.
Brandon said, why are you guys going tanning?
You're going to Coachella, just get tanned there.
Todd yelled, gotta have a base, dude!
You're going to walk over there like that, for real?
Your sheets are going to be all brown tonight.
You can't shower after, you have to let it stick.
It's not a spray tan.
Oh, it's not?
I'm doing that skin cancer thing.
Oh no, don't do that.
Are you?
I only go for like three minutes because I'm ginger.
That's interesting.
I'm trying to tell you something personal.
It comes up to me and licks my ear.
That's like one of Todd's perks.
Whenever he wants to tell you something, he's like,
Hey, what are you doing?
Yeah, all the time.
Hey, wait till I'm dead, wait till I'm dead.
What would you put on your tombstone?
Oh yeah, Todd Bliss would be nice.
You gotta have a base, bro.
What would you put on your tombstone, dude?
Still it.
Scott, what would you put on yours?
Not enough, Scott.
Yeah, that's cute.
Because I'm finally dead and rotting in the ground.
Hey guys, I'm so glad we're all friends.
I'm gonna take off.
See you later, man.
Hey, come on, man.
Come on back.
Wait a minute, I thought we were gonna vlog.
Yeah, man, this is exactly what you should be doing right now.
Yep.
Yeah, just going to a tanning salon.
Scott and Todd are going to Coachella.
They're Coachella experts.
They're going to a tanning salon.
So Brandon and I thought, we're going to Coachella.
We need to get tanned too.
If you go too hard, you know, you don't want to go too hard.
I don't want to come out looking like I own a yacht, you know?
Thanks.
How long are you going to be?
Eight minutes.
Eight minutes?
Okay.
Oh, I thought they would go together, but they don't.
I thought we'd be like spraying each other.
You're just spraying each other with the stuff.
Bro, turn over.
Turn over, I missed a spot.
All right, there we go.
All right, now you get me, get me, get me.
Does anybody come in here that's like, you know, famous?
Really famous?
Do you have famous people coming here?
Like who?
She can't say.
Tell me exactly who.
Exactly.
Tanning?
That's for therapy, I thought.
Not for tanning.
I thought that was for therapy.
Like, what is it actually?
It makes you look cool, dude.
No, I know, but what's in it?
Well, so it's DHA, which is the bronzing.
Yeah, that's what gives you the color, which is usually derived from like a walnut extract.
I think that's what ours is.
So you're putting walnuts on people?
Just nutting them up.
Now Todd says at Coachella, it's good to come here first because it's good to start with a base.
But the spray tan is not going to be a base.
What is it going to be?
It's just topical.
And do you have tickets for me for Coachella?
I don't.
I'll be here.
I'll see you at Yogurtland then.
Yeah, just make it a little bit.
I'll just go a little bit.
Spray the walnuts on them mildly.
Level two?
Clear still?
Mild walnuts.
Yeah, mild walnuts.
What about you?
I'm not going to get tanned.
You haven't do it.
When did you do it?
I used to get into tanning beds and I got very anxious.
My friend says my voice is disrupting his tanning session.
Keep it down.
Scotty just texted me.
And he said my voice is ruining his tanning session.
So I'll just stop talking.
And then change positions and do this.
Okay.
And then change positions and do this.
Palms to the floor.
You don't want your hands getting sprayed.
Okay?
Can you tell Tricia I said hi?
Yeah, sure.
I'm a big fan of you guys.
Oh, I'll tell her.
Shayna, are you about to bronze my boy up?
No.
He opted out.
He don't want to be too strong.
That's fine.
You opted out?
Oh, yeah.
Tricia would be really mad actually if she knew some girl sprayed me.
Fine.
I'll spray him.
She's very possessive.
Come on, baby.
You look like you're about to do surgery.
Or you're about to make lunch for a bunch of kids.
Your name's Marge and you're about to make meatloaf for every kid in the district.
You look exactly the same.
I don't think I went dark enough.
Should we go back and do it more?
Go back and do more.
Do another round?
I'll spray him real good.
You'll spray him real good?
We're busy.
We're busy, man.
It's like when they glaze a turkey.
Or like a chicken.
My house.
Was there like LSD in the spray as well?
I literally look skinnier.
No, seriously.
I look skinnier.
Hey, Shannon.
How did you do that?
He's going to be so mad at Trisha that I high-fived her.
I saw the way you were looking at Shannon.
I love her.
I love her to death.
I want to eat chicken nuggets with her.
That's literally on my bucket list.
Yeah, make sure to get all the sides.
All the folds.
Make sure to get the folds.
So yeah, Tuesdays or Fridays, anytime you go to Yoga Plan, come by here.
I want to see her.
Come by here for what, Shannon?
What was that?
I'm sorry.
I just sandbagged you both.
I recorded and with no context.
That sounds bad.
Alright, I'm going to take this TMZ.
You like Cannes?
Cannes?
Yeah, Cannes.
This is Cannes.
Let me hear it.
It's Cannes, dog.
Sounds like someone who wasn't loved as a child.
I don't hate it.
I kind of like it.
If I was your age, I'd like it a lot more.
What does that mean?
If I was a pretentious douchebag, I'd like this a lot more.
It means...
If I was somebody that didn't know what actual good music sounded like,
I'd like this a lot more.
There was a time in my life where I got into music like this
and was like, yeah, this is cool.
Like someone's doing something new and different.
And then eventually, I lost all hope in originality.
It all seems the same.
I lost a lust for life, I guess.
I knew things and...
Man, I just asked if you liked Cannes.
I just asked if you liked what we just started
because I asked if you liked the band Cannes.
I feel like I just lost the will to live.
Like there's no reason to even...
Why do anything?
Well, you either can listen to it or you can't.
And that's why I choose Kesha when I go to, you know, Spotify.
It's because she doesn't make you think about the black hole.
Yeah, exactly.
I think Scott and Todd didn't like that we moved in on their spray tan action.
Scott's like, hey Todd, can I talk to you for a second?
Hey man.
Bro.
What the f*** is going on with these two losers?
You're trying to bust in on our bro time.
I love watching their friendship.
It's a beautiful thing.
I do too, actually.
Because one day, one's asking for more
and one of them's not giving enough.
And then the next day, the shoe is on the other foot completely.
Scott will be like, I was thinking about going to the gym now and editing later.
And Todd will be like, Cannes, I got a meeting.
And then Scott kind of leaves in a little bit of a huff.
And then the next day, Todd's like, but Scott, I gotta go to the gym!
I'm like, ah, Scott left.
So every single day, they realize why they need each other.
And you know what they do?
I swear to God, I've seen Todd do this.
He will knock on his bed.
Whose bed?
Because Todd's room is next to Scott's.
And he'll be like...
Is this the f*** window?
No, and then Scott will be like...
Like a c***hole.
Scott's like a c***hole.
I was going to say like two nine-year-olds, but...
Two guys and there's that hole there and you just hear...
And then the other guy goes...
Scott puts his c*** through the wall.
Jesse, we're about to post on Wevo.
Alert the f***ing media, bro.
I'll get on Twitter right now and I'll let them know.
We got some heat coming right now, though.
Are you ready?
Do you want to be the first like?
I want to be the first like, yeah.
We're on the way right now to see Jason's girlfriend, Trish.
Yeah, she's a real sweet gal.
When you meet her, Jess, you're going to love her.
Tristan Thompson, her baby daddy from the Cavaliers.
She's like home bed rest in Cleveland.
He was in New York with a girl, making out with her.
There was pictures.
And then they go to like a hotel and he leaves like eight hours later.
And they're like without the girl.
And Cardi B, her baby daddy, got another girl five months pregnant.
And she's pregnant at five months.
I hate guys. I hate guys.
This is such a funny conversation to be happening in this house.
Brady, would you like something to drink?
Yeah, I got LaCroix.
You know what we have? We have LaCroix.
We have some Valley Mountain Spring.
Babe, babe, get the good stuff.
Who's gorgeous, funny, and freaking on it?
You. You're having the last laugh.
And who's got a hot boyfriend?
Uh, Khloe Kardashian.
I flushed the K this morning with my antibiotic.
I'm feeling 100% better.
Do you want to film something?
Babe, I don't care whatever. I've already filmed.
Like I was waiting for you guys for two hours.
Do you want to direct my movie? Jason doesn't want to do it. Do you want to do it?
What movie? I'm doing a movie with Tommy Wiseau.
No, you're not. Yeah, it's just me and him in it though.
But I need a director. Are you going to direct it?
What are you talking about? You and Tommy Wiseau?
Oh my God, you directing her movie would be so...
I want to film the behind the scenes of it.
Not only her movie, but Tommy Wiseau's movie?
Yeah. What is it about?
Oh, I can't tell you. It's a very weird movie.
But you're hired.
It's a really good script. Oh, it is?
It does involve incest.
Please direct her movie. Please.
That'd be everything actually.
The behind the scenes will be huge.
What's it called? I can tell you, but I have to tell you off camera
because it's so brilliant.
It's like the most brilliant thing I've ever written.
This is what she said. This movie I made is supposed to be
like a bad movie. And like bad in content?
No, just bad overall.
And I was like, oh, so that's the reason why you wanted to hit me up.
That's why you wanted me for the job.
Brandon, I've seen your stuff on YouTube.
Most of it's dog ----.
Would you like to direct this movie?
That pays $30,000. I'm in.
The funny thing about Trish is
when she says she's going to do something,
it happens.
Oh, I had short films with Richard Rico that were awful.
Who's Richard Rico?
He's like iconic.
Karaoke tonight.
Warm up right now. Let's go. I'll be back in a little while.
I'll grab you.
This is it.
Make no mistakes
who you are.
I thought you wanted to film something. I kept saying film something.
No, you said.
I'll do the vlog if you need it.
Trish.
Trisha, I said to you,
film something, babe.
That's what I even said. Why aren't we filming something for you?
We did. We filmed when I walked in.
I filmed for like five minutes. That was good.
You should have told me that we could film for your channel.
You never once gave me that pre-warning on the way over here.
You never once said that at all.
That's the issue. Who wants to film for whose thing?
I would have loved to have filmed something and now you're telling me as you left.
Well, why don't we film something?
Let's film something.
Now I can't think of an idea, but never once in the conversation that you guys were coming over,
he was like, I need something for my vlog tomorrow.
I was like, do you want to come help film?
Yeah, but when I say that,
it goes without saying that you're going to film too.
Never once were you like, you can film too.
Babe, I said it. I said it. Brandon heard me say it.
I said it ten times.
You should have said that so I could film.
I can't just think of something on the spot.
It's absolutely crazy.
Jason was trying to make a statement by being pissed and walking out the door.
You guys are like father and mother
that are like, don't take Billy.
The reason why this is a non-issue
from my perspective is because
we're all just here. No, not that.
We're all just here hanging out. Why can't we just do that?
What's wrong with that? Why does somebody have to film everything?
No, no. I had a time with that too. I didn't care.
But it was like right at the end and he was like, oh, did you want to film something?
And I was like, well, you can't just say this as you're leaving
because for me, I need to plan out my videos.
How do I know?
The first thing he said when I walked in, I said it three times.
Babe, do you want to film something?
Obviously, if I'm coming over here, we can film something.
How many times have you had an idea where you're like,
I want to shoot this thing and I'm like, okay, let's do it.
I never say no.
Yeah, but I would have liked to have thought about something
when there's three people here. I would have liked to have thought about something to film.
You know there's three people coming here.
No, I thought
the plan was to go out and get something for your vlog
and I gave you all those ideas. Maybe this, maybe this
because that's what you had told me when he called me.
You're like, I need something for my vlog. I'm going to film with Brandon.
Do you want to come with us? I said, okay.
And you're like, we'll come pick you up. I said, okay.
No, I was fine.
I'm not mad. I don't know why you're being so fussy
and storming out the door. See?
I'm not storming out the door. Yes, you are.
He's done it three times. He's opened the door
three times to me.
I just don't have the energy for it.
It's so stupid. But don't leave when you're mad. That's dumb.
What if I die? Well, don't act like a jerk.
If I dropped dead right after you left,
you're going to feel real sorry you just walked out the door
without saying love you or bye or anything to me.
Love you.
Goodbye.
Hold on.
Guys, can I just say
as a third party,
that entire thing was
chaos. You guys, that was a
weird argument.
Yeah, it's Trisha. That's Trisha Fetus.
That's Trisha.
It's Trisha.
It's not just Trish. It's not.
There's two weird things. I'm not saying
no one's right here. I'm just saying from an outside perspective,
that was crazy, dog.
It's crazy.
It's not just me. You just said it's Trisha.
No, I'm saying that both...
Okay.
I'll see you later.
Goodbye.
I'll call you later.
We'll go to karaoke later, okay?
Brandon. What? Don't go.
I was about to go to the gym. Oh, I have a gym.
You do? Here?
Trish, now I feel like you want me to
stay here to make a point to him.
You can't just follow him.
I'm not following him. We came here together.
You're not expecting us to leave together.
It's not a follow. I drove him here.
It's not a big
deal, Trish.
Trisha, it's not a big deal.
This is so funny.
It's more just funny to me than anything else.
Do you not want me to go?
Do whatever you want.
I was going to go to the...
This is what my plan was.
I'm going to go to the gym. I was going to go home and write.
I have to prep for the thing tomorrow
with him. Do you want me to stay?
Wait, you're prepping tonight?
No, he's not prepping. I'm prepping.
I'm reading the... I have to direct it.
I'm prepping. Well, I had a really good time with you, Brandon.
Oh, Christ. Trish, I had a great time
with you, too.
Oh, Christ, because I know what that means.
What?
Wait, what does that mean?
I had a great time
with you, too. I had a great time with everybody here.
Wait, what does that mean? Oh, Christ, never mind.
You said only me because
you're trying to get a rise. No, I'm not.
You're not? No. You're not trying to get a
rise by saying, I had a great time with you,
Brandon. Yeah, no,
just you. I had a great time with you, too. Okay, thanks.
And not Jason.
Don't talk about me.
I'm not going to talk about you.
I'm not going to talk about you, Trisha.
Don't talk about me. Me? Yeah.
There's nothing to say. Well, you guys
patched it all out just now. There's nothing to say.
I'm going to walk with you guys now. Oh, my God.
So there's less time for you to
talk about me.
When someone gets in the car.
No, but I don't care about that.
But don't be so silly about this whole thing.
I'm not mad. It's the second time you've
blown up on me today. Come out.
Chillax. Don't ruin a good
thing. Wait, what does that mean? You're breaking up with me?
Me and you. I'm not ruining it. Why?
You are. Why?
You're making stress when we don't need stress.
Do you want to break up with me? No. I said
don't ruin a good thing. I'm coming down with you guys.
Okay, Trisha.
I'm going to wear your skin.
My point is, like,
you told me that you do this.
You create problems.
I wasn't creating problems.
I was just saying, oh, next time just tell me so I can, because I would
have, of course, loved to have filmed something. That's it.
Okay, well, from now on,
if I'm coming over, that means
film time. Yeah, film time for you.
David, me, Scott,
Todd, that's how we do it. Like, it's
time to film. But, like, you don't need an invitation
from me to shoot. So many times
I just get there and you're like, babe, I want to do this thing.
And I'm like, okay, let's do it.
You know I'm always down. And that's why when
I got here I was like, let's shoot something.
Um...
What?
He didn't take my side
at all. Alright, I'll see you later.
Bye, honey. Sorry.
Oh, my God.
That was a lot, man.
I knew you guys would be talking about it.
As soon as you got in, I knew it.
This is cute in here.
It's small.
Ow.
Alright, bye. Peace.
Oh, my God.
The things we do for love, huh?
I'm going to leave the camera on
so she'll know we weren't talking about it.
Alright, yeah.
That f***ing tray shot.
Then we made
up to about
Wonder what
used to
have been
Summer
dreams
ripped at the seams
Though
the
summer
had
begun
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That's not a good look, man.
I haven't done anything yet. I know.
This is not a good look. In general, it's not
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It's just not a good look.