GIRLFRIEND THREATENS TO EXPOSE MY BEST FRIENDS!!

Yoko Ono broke him up? Yeah. Why? Because she got with John, the other Beatles didn't like her, and she took John away. Bye! That's why I would say Bye! Bye, bitch! Okay, hang on! Natalie, stay there! Jason, how'd it look? Like an ISIS video. David, he doesn't know how to break. Huh? He doesn't know how to rollerblade. Yeah, what did you see? I feel like I'm about to get abused. I know I'm gonna go through pain. Here comes Brandon. Were you shot in the penis? I was shot straight in the dick. Dude, did that thing backfire? Are you good? Oh, God. Yo, that last shot hurt so bad. Put your legs in. Get you out of here. Did we get the shot? Oh my God. Are there any organs in there? All kinds. Really? I mean, no. You got a cut there? How you feeling? When you go to the hospital? Oh, I don't know, dude. I'm not feeling too well. Bro, that's because you lost the challenge, you loser. David, I feel light in it, actually. Really? I feel like I'm gonna faint. Okay, just sit. It might just be the adrenaline. Okay. Jonah, you all right? Jonah, you f***ing around? Are you okay? Jonah, you okay? Jonah, it's not funny. Jonah, are you okay? Jonah, are you okay? Jonah, Jonah, don't f*** around. I knew it. I knew you were f***ing around. Dude, f*** you, David. It's not funny. I purposely got my voice too scary just to end it. It's not cool. I win an Oscar next year. See what a good person I was? I was like almost not even recording at that point. Wow, Jonah, that was not cool. I just shot you 15 times with a paintball gun at 30 miles an hour, but that was not cool. David, I love getting you back sometimes. Okay, fine, fine. You're trying to say dogs are really smart. Let me do the same to you. Oh, you're such a good boy, Jason. You're such a great boy. And what do you interpret? That you're a f***er. Dogs are smart in their own way. You and Duke had a thing, man. You've changed. Ever since me and Duke? Ever since Trisha and I started dating, you've changed. Are you going to bring this up right now? Why don't I see you anymore? I gave you some time yesterday. We went and had a sandwich. We did have a sandwich, and you know what? I thought he was texting Trisha the whole time. Dude, you've been whipped. That's all I'm going to say. Oh my God. Well, you know what? Come on in here. Tell me how whipped I've been, Brandon. Trish, you know I think you're a f***ing delight. You know that. You know I think you're a delight. Why are you f***ing him for David's vlog, man? What do you mean? Are you upset about that? You have a weird relationship with my boyfriend, and it freaks me out. He's our boyfriend first. Watch it, sister. You both are weird. You all three go together. Trish, don't do this in front of me and Brandon. And he's not whipped. I haven't seen him since Cabo. This sounds like an episode from a reality TV show. I haven't seen him since Cabo. I have to tell you something. Go ahead. I've been around for a long time, and you three must be the three most desperate motherf***ers I've ever seen in my entire life. Because no one has ever made a f***ing stink like this over me. Believe me, I'm flattered. No one has ever made a stink like this. Ever. You guys also came all the way to Hawaii. It's so weird. Did we come to Hawaii, or did you just get there earlier than our vacation? No, you came to Hawaii and ruined my vacation. You ruined everything. Just now you're asking him, is it easier to be in a relationship or not in a relationship. Why are you asking him those questions? You heard that? What is this espionage? What are you doing in here just chilling on the bed? Brandon and I just want to see our boy a lot more. You just saw him all week, David. And now you're like, oh, let's go to UCLA. Let's do all this. Yeah, we're going to do that. And we're going to have a good time tonight for 30 minutes that he's available. Good, I'm glad. It's going to be the best 30 minutes to spend with him. You're like a mom and dad in divorce court. Like, when do you get him? Over the weekend. I know, and now it's you two I'm competing with. There's too many people. We tried to take you to dinner, you f***ed up. I was on a phone charger like a 16-year-old. I had to take business calls. You got to start thinking about the kids you grew up with. Me and Brandon. The guys that were there for you since high school. The pals from the neighborhood. I was there when you lost your virginity. It was to me. I don't like this gay theme you have going on. Trisha, Jason is secretly gay. He said we fondle each other sometimes before when he was single that you guys used to hold each other. Is that true? And he was being dead serious. No one was around, he was half asleep, and he said it was true. Is that true? I don't know what's more insane. One, that you believed that, or you would say that. And he said it. Nobody else was around, so why would he say it if it wasn't true? He's so comic. This is the only thing he lives for is to get a rise out of people. Do it, Trisha. Come at me, bro. I would love to. Will you let me stab you for a vlog? No. You ask everyone else if you can do crazy sh**. I'll record it. I can stab you in the ribs, it won't hurt you. Yes, it will. Trisha had two boyfriends who ended up being gay. It was on press. You think Jason's gay. I need to be sensitive to that because someone's gaydar isn't so great. She's had boyfriends before that turned out to be gay? Two. And her mom, too. Wait, her mom's gay? Didn't you say your mom had a boyfriend that turned out to be gay? Oh, yeah, that's true. I thought you meant my mom was gay. I was like, no. YouTuber found out her boyfriend cheated on her with another guy comes out at her ex-boyfriend's after he made out with another guy. Are you jealous of me and Brandon? Yes, you two I'm 100% jealous of. Because you guys are young. And hot. And bodacious. And he likes guys. Look at this disgusting man. Todd, do you feel like we haven't been seeing Jason a lot? The last couple weeks, yeah. The last week, we've seen him a lot. But before that, I was like, where is he? It'd be like you editing, me editing, and Scott editing. Wait, has Wevo been taking up a lot of your time, Jason? Todd's right. I think we're all going our separate ways. Good. Trish, that's cold. You guys have been doing this for too long now. I feel like it's time to break it up. Oh, you've been best buds for too long? Best buds? Best friends? Oh, yeah, we've been doing that for way too long. I feel like it's really time to break it off. Yoko Ono over here. I don't get that reference. The Beatles were together, right? Yoko Ono broke them up? Why? Because she got with John, the other Beatles didn't like her. And she took John away. Bye. That's why people say, bye. Bye, bitch. You are Yoko Ono. Thank you. I'll take that as a compliment. Not that we're the Beatles. Yeah, you know, we're the Beatles. We figured out that she's Yoko Ono. Yoko Ono? You guys are all breaking up and going your separate ways and Vlog Squad is no more. Oh, she'll love that, huh? She tells people 20 years later, Oh, I knew the Vlog Squad were assholes. But they all split up and nothing makes me more happy. Right, baby? Jason, come out here. Trisha, if we ever stop being friends, are you going to talk crap about us? There's nothing bad about us. There is about David 100%, about Jason 100%. What about me? No, it's too far, I guess. Oh, David, I have so much about you. What would you say about me? Oh, I'm not going to even tell you. If Jason and I break up, you better watch the f*** out. Oh, my God. David's the first person I come for. Like, what would you say? Oh, I can't talk. Give me a little teaser of your exposing video towards me. Oh, I have so many. You put our lives in danger. David, I got it. It's just weird. He's 44, David's 21. I'm not saying. I'm just saying. It's just weird. I don't know, do you think it's weird? I wasn't raised like that. Give me a little taste of how you would expose me. I can't. Give a little hint, give a little teaser. Do you want a light thing or a hard thing? A hard topic or a light topic? Oh, my God. Because I have my sections. Because I have my notebook. I do think you're into Jason, but I know you're in a relationship, so I wouldn't say that. I'm not gay. Awesome. On the podcast, you always talk about little quips that people want to pick up on, but I pick up on it because I listen. Because it's a joke, Trisha. Today, when no one else was around, he told me they used to fondle each other when he was single. As a joke, probably. Nobody was around, nobody was filming. You guys fondle each other? Sure, but it was just a little bit. They probably said no homo when you were doing it. Give me something that I'm going to be like, I can't believe she said that. You have to wait until we break up. We want to like you so hard, Trish. We want to like you so hard. As long as me and Jason aren't together, I won't ever. Jason, don't mess this up. You won't expose me? Not if we're together. Wow, so the second you guys break up. Because you're a team. We are an unproblematic stand group, you bitch. You either don't get the knife. Trisha, you can't expose us. You're in the vlog squad. No, I'm not. Don't say you don't expose us, that makes us look guilty. Trisha, go ahead. You have nothing anyways. Trisha, we would never expose you. I know, because you guys are classy. I'm not. That's funny. Yeah, it's funny now. Until our careers are over. No, Zane's got my back. You know why Zane's invited me out? Not to film, not to anything, just to hang out. So Zane will always, I'll always have his back. So what? No, it's a good thing, I'm being nice to you. I'm never going to expose you. Because I invited you out once? I just invited you to St. Patrick's Day, and to my house. To film. Everything I do in my life is to film. You never just invite me to hang out and watch a movie. What drug are you on? I don't even invite myself to go watch a movie. You wouldn't even be with Jason. What do you think I'm running here? No, you wouldn't. Trisha, you would have never met if he never pulled out a camera. I would have never done YouTube if it wasn't for David. So I would have never met you. Which is true. You should bow down on your knees. Trisha, I painted you in the most flattering way on this wall. I look good. Yeah, and guess whose decision that was? Mine. Oh, you said make Trisha look hot. And listen, I got the artist on speed dial. She could come back and crack your face out. David, then I will expose you. Trisha, I'm your friend. No, you're not. When do we watch a movie together? Trisha, I don't go do fun things. You're so funny, Trisha. When do we watch a movie together? I want to just watch a movie with you, like finding Nemo on your couch. Why would you just meet YouTube? He doesn't do that. He doesn't enjoy life at all with anyone. Don't tell me you're a fake friend. We weren't. There's a lot of you. We've known him for a long time. He just doesn't go out and just hang. He doesn't do that. He's a psychopath. You're talking about someone right in their mind. He flew six hours to Hawaii to shoot me and leave. And then when he got there, he was like, stay, and he was like, no, no, I've got to get back on the flight. You are weird. You have serial killer tendencies. Even tonight when you just left, it was kind of creepy. I was like, why is he just leaving? We came out to eat, and you're like, okay, bye, I've got to go. I'm like, what are you doing? You're overreacting. I'm not overreacting, I'm being honest. No, she's not overreacting. She's just living in the normal world. We've all drank your Kool-Aid. Trisha's living in the normal world. What planet is this normal world on? What's up, everybody? Please hit like and subscribe. Tweet me at Jason Nash. Instagram at Jason Nash. Today's shout-out is Mikayla. Mikayla, thank you so much for watching. My partner. Dun, dun, dun, dun. That's what you get. Now tell them about the Views podcast. It's taping tonight. Guys, the Views podcast is actually great. I go to the gym, and I listen to it, and I say to myself, why the **** am I listening to this? I hear these guys every goddamn day breaking. They have the cutest voices, so make sure to check it out. David, give them a sample of what's going to happen on the Views podcast tonight. Just a quick audio sample. What's up, guys? Welcome back to Views. It could be which celebrity kicked us out of the table. That's what it's going to be. This weekend. You'll find out what happened this weekend, including a celebrity. Are you guys going to tell that story? David, are you going to tell that story? 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