Our Paint Party Ended in Drama

Ladies and gentlemen, we're here. This is the 2026 paint party. In first place, with 10 votes. Look at this, expression on the way, art on the way, good times on the way, great looking people on the way. We're here, it's happening. And we're gonna win this contest. We can't win. Why? I mean, we can't win at your own party. We did this a couple years ago and it is so much fun. Basically how it works is everyone's gonna get an assignment, they get the same assignment, we'll be revealing the assignment a little bit later in the video. And I love this because it really brings out the expression in people. I was thinking about making a little speech before. I think you should, 100%. Now last year, when we did the paint party, let's cut to it. Beans over my pop? There was a big problem. Naveen awarded her best friend, the winner. Everybody was in an uproar, but we're not gonna let that. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh. They're just so big. But we're not gonna let that happen. Because. I'm off the voting committee. Yeah, yeah, you lost it. So this year, everyone's gonna get a vote. A beautiful September day. And we're hoping the heat lets up. Naveen has a hat station set up and berets for everybody. What's in there? Oh, let's say you don't want a beret. Okay. And you don't want to make a hat. Oh no. And you're hot outside. Yeah. I've got sun hats. No way. That you can also customize. You bought sun hats? This is not gonna be a hit. The sun hat? I don't think so. I think will be the one everyone's wearing. You think? So you could if you wanted to. Oh, a pepper. That's kind of a vibe. A pepper on your sun hat. That looks really nice. Oh, wow. While I paint? Oh my God. You're the only person that that would look good on. Oh, that's really cute. I actually really like these sun hats. You look like a, like a. A minion? All right, everybody. Welcome to the 2026 paint party. This is one of my favorite events. Of course, we also have the vision board party, which happens in December. Depending on how well you guys do today, you may get an invite to that. It's a chance to really just express yourself. Last time we did it, people came up with the most amazing things and people walked in here and they were like, I can't paint, I don't know how. And they ended up doing some of the best paintings. So it's really exciting. You're gonna get a prompt. Everyone's getting the same prompt. Naveen will reveal that in a second. And then we're gonna vote at the end and we'll have a third, second and first place winner. Natalie has a question. John, swing to Natalie. Oh, right. Will the prizes be better tonight than they were for vision board night? Do you have trophies tonight, if that's what you need? And if you like red lobster, then yes. All right, and now Naveen will unveil the prompt. Everyone will be using the same prompt today. Oh, and everyone's gonna go around the room and explain their painting. What is the prompt, Naveen? Okay, the prompt, you're gonna paint whatever you think when I say, drum roll. Alter ego. Your alter ego. It can be anything. I know what I'm gonna draw. Okay, what? The devil. Okay, great, perfect. All right, have fun. Guys, quick break in the action. Let you know that Pro Football is back, which means I'll be spending every Sunday yelling at athletes who can't hear me. But more importantly, I've partnered with DraftKings to make the season even more exciting. DraftKings Sports is now available in all 50 states. So wherever you're watching from, from California to New York, you can follow every matchup, make your picks and stay connected all season long. And right now, new DraftKings customers can sign up with my promo code NASH and spend just $5 and get $150 in bonus rewards paid out over 14 days. Again, that's promo code NASH. Guys, go to the link in the description right now and download the DraftKings Sports app. Get your picks ready and make every Sunday a little more exciting. DraftKings Sports, the crown is yours. Am I better than Natalie? It's different vibes, but both of you look different. Jake, oh. Using a lot of color. Already worn, I love what you're doing. Thank you. Is that Ange? Yeah. Oh my God. Julia, amazing. John, working on something. Working. Oh, I know right where John's going. Fisherman. Is that right? Yes. I told him I fish a lot and he's gonna come with me, but he also tried to pull up his phone, he showed me one fish. He goes, I love fishing. Pulled up one tiny fish, I'm like, hey. My phone, my phone, my phone. This is like the equivalent of being at a casino. I'm like, I'm a gambler, like I won $5. Like, I don't know if you'd be a gambler, but sure. John, your facial hair today is actually perfect for- You look like a French-speaking artist. Look at this beard and mustache coming in. Do you want me to show you my inspo, folks? Please, please. What's the word you're being very- Particular. Oh, incredible. This sort of looks like you. Yeah, right? I'm capturing something. Barry McLean. Oh, thanks. This is supposed to be your alter ego, though, so. Ah! Oh! Missing the mark. He's keeping the bonus. Oh my God, are we on Mormon Wives right now? You guys on mom time? Oh my God, she really wasn't kidding. She's going with the devil. I love that. I was excited about the idea. Ian's taking this really seriously. Nice job, movie. He's using himself to win her. Little sponge work. He's like using stuff that none of the other people got. Would you like a sponge, Danielle? She's on performance enhancing drugs. McLean caught sabotaging another person's painting. I knocked over the devil. So she could win. Well, good, I'm glad. John, I like what you're doing there with the yellow. Really nice. At first, I looked at it and I was like- I was like, oh, you're going to be really bad at this. I feel like we should save mine for last, maybe. Because you think yours is the best? No, no, no, I didn't say that. Let's start with Danielle. Danielle. Oh, Danielle's is good. I painted the devil. It's supposed to be your alter ego, not your- I feel like people already made that joke, but that was still- I love the thought. It might not seem like an alter ego. Yeah, it might seem like my actual ego, but I did the wings like two different because butterfly's always changing. Because you're a Gemini and you have two sides to you. Yeah, that too. That was supposed to be a part of it. Because I know Navina appreciates Geminis. She's the joker. Just because like, I think that's my alter ego. I guess something funny. Yeah. Yeah, I'm more serious. So I thought I'd do that. It's very minimalist. Oh my God! Sean! I know. Sean! Unexpected. That's so pretty. Reggie's not the only artist in the family. Something serene. I don't know. Kind of lost also at the same time. Sean! If you really pay attention, you got the perspective changed like four times. Okay, that's cool. But yeah, that's the painting. Are those fish or are those waves? No, it's like the reflection of the sun. I love that. It's really in the headspace of like being a detective. This is the main suspect here. This is who I thought it was at first. Right. My alter ego is an alt baddie. Oh! Past two summers, I've gone to Montana and I've really fallen in love with cowboys. I think in my past life, I may have been a cowboy. Oh my God, Warren. That's really good. I will be selling it if anyone wants to buy it. How much? It's like 200. 200, okay. 200. That's pretty good though, right? All right. 200 for an hour of work. John, you know business. Very good. Really good, Warren. A French student star. Oh yes. Or something. So cute. So this is my painting. So amazing. And mine is also $200. Price it higher. $201. In another life, I would be a blonde pop star. Let's go. Yeah, I've been to Montana. I love to sing, but I'm really shitty at it. My alter ego, or I guess my main ego is a surfer girl. So good. With some jellyfish, starfish, and waves. Wow. I made a fairy because my alter ego is just a little fairy like floating around the wind. So I wanted to do every color. So I dyed my hair rainbow. Thank you, everybody. It looks... Thank you for this wonderful opportunity. That looks exactly like you. The epitome of just light and airy and perfect. I made my alter ego dark, but I'm still with Jason. Because even when we're in the dark side, we're still together. And then this is my little Dutch shrimp boy in hell. Mine is a lot like what Natalie did, like what I'd like to be. There it is. This is a tough guy. And very American. He's drinking, he's smoking, he's in a bar. No wife. He works blue collar. And Molson is a... No wife. I'm not in that. And Molson is part of this old beer brand that my dad used to create. I love that. I really couldn't pick one. No, and I'm actually, when you guys hand it to me, I'm going to say out loud who you voted for. No, no, no, no, no. Who'd you vote for? Can I redo it? Do you mind if I have to add more? More of Maria and John. You didn't vote for your sister? Didn't each paper have Downy? That's crazy. I voted for you. Yes, I did. Like on your desk. Wait, can I have my thing? Okay, this is a tight race. Really good. Before we begin, we had a late entry and it's really, really good. James, would you mind showing us? I know it might not be done. It's done. Okay, great. It's done. There comes a time in everyone's life, I think, where you begin to feel that the only way forward is to be like really intense all the time, super over-focused, very dark, and just like so much energy that has nowhere to go. And so it starts turning inward. You know what happens when you start turning all your energy inward? Like it's not the move. So, right. So that's... That crazy duality. You could have picked up the W today. There are some clear winners today. In third place. Oh my God. We had a tie for third place. With six votes each. Who do you like more, though? Well, you guys are gonna have to work it out to get to keep this. Is it just me? You came in third place. ****. Which is, I think, really good. That was a good fight. That's like amazing. Yeah. And tied with John. Oh, so we can cut the trophy in half and you get this half and I get the bottom? I think John is probably cool with you taking the trophy. You can take the trophy. Right, John? Yeah, of course. Okay. Break the trophy, mean girl style. It's cool to kind of have the same, like, whimsy. Aw. See that? So cute. Really good. John, this makes me feel a lot better when you put them, like, together. Yeah. It's not like we died. Do you have a name for yours, John? I do. Oh, Fantasy. Oh. Ferry in the Forest. Yes, Ferry. Ferry in the Forest. John's real quiet on the creek. In second place. This girl pulled it out with a lot of votes. Natalie Maraduena with Popstar. Wow. With Popstar. Oh, yeah. I knew it, I knew it. Oh, thank you guys. Thank you so much. Wait, this is so fun. And, of course, Natalie won Vision Board as well. She did win Vision Board. So this is pretty crazy. Did win. Yay. Wait, I'll do it. Okay. Does anyone want to guess who won? Warren. Everybody thinks Warren won. Yeah. Warren, how are you feeling? I'm nervous. In first place, with 10 votes. Montana Cowboy. Good job. Speech. Wow, guys. I mean, I did take an art class for like a semester in college. So, I'm just really, like, I'm giving it to that. Shout out to my art teacher. Good job, Warren. You would never beat this. Yeah, y'all told me I would never beat. Look at this trophy. Let's go. All of you, let's go. In the middle, like podium style. Oh. Yeah, podium. Wait, actually, I should be in the middle. Because first would be middle, and then it's like, what? All right, all right. How's it feel to be a winner? I'm like. Julia just said that this moment today changes everything between her and someone's relationship. I will never see him the same. Like, are you kidding? Like, it gives up. That is a Monet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's it, Monet. Like, hello. John, you might be a genius. I'm a genius?