CAUGHT GIRLFRIEND ON TINDER!!!

How many Tinder dates did you go on, you think, total? Three. That's it? Yeah. How did they go? Awful. Because why? Look at me. What happened with the podcast? What did I say? You still have your Tinder app? Um, no, I don't. He said you do. He's like, you still have your Tinder app on your phone. Can I tell you something? I went in to delete it last night, and it's gone. Did you delete it? No. Yeah, I deleted it. No. Well, maybe I already deleted it. Because it's not there. I'm not a crazy person. I'm not that crazy. Jesus. Oh, I thought for sure you went and deleted it. What? I would never delete it. I thought it was funny. Ew. No. That'd be crazy if I did that. Yeah, I deleted it a while ago. Oh. Well, then, good. We don't have to have this conversation then. Anything else about the podcast? No. That was it. You hesitated a lot on a lot of questions. He's like, so if I take you to USC, and I tell you to make out with someone, you can't do it? And you're like, I mean, I guess not. I don't know. It's also fat. What do you mean you don't know? That's the whole point of dating. That's why I was like, what? What? You're just looking at me like I'm crazy. No, I'm not. I'm just smiling. You look crazy. I'm taking it all in. But I did enjoy that I did get a chunk of the podcast. So I loved that part of it. I think I said a lot of nice things, too. Yeah. I'm not the best at, like, you know, I don't know how to handle all this. Well, why don't you just be like, I want to talk about it. Because I can't. But you can. I don't want to talk about it? Yeah. We save it for our channels only. Oh. You were, like, free mouth there. My video was, like, pulling teeth to get you to talk about it on the podcast. Like, oh, you had everything to say. David was pulling my teeth, too. If you listen to it, I just didn't know how to answer the questions. Did I bring my phone? I swear to God, I thought you went in and deleted that. Oh, my God. Why would I do that? Which I thought was so funny. You would think that was funny that I deleted something off your phone. You had Tinder on your phone. No, I don't. You did, like, not too long ago. You showed it to me. Let me see. You do have it. You do. I know you do. I can't delete it. And I have to hold it. You asshole. I will. Do you know how hypocritical you are? How do I delete it? Is this? I don't care if you delete it. I don't think it's, like... I trust you. No, no. But I don't think that... Don't delete it. Delete it. I don't care. I'm so excited about this trip. I love our, like, new life as travel bloggers. So fun. It's a little much for me. Jason, you were the one who was, like, let's do it. When I say something, you don't have to get upset. I'm just talking about me. A little much? You were the one who... I said... No, you're not letting me finish. Oh, San Diego or Orange County. You're like, we're going to Vegas. You're not letting me finish. I'm just saying, like, I'm, like, getting used to it. I'm, like, going a lot of places. I'm not used to it. That's all. That's fine. Do you know what I mean? I love when we go away. I just feel like it's, like, better. Because it's just us two. It's like I isolate you from everybody. I was trying to get on an earlier flight. All these flights, by the way, were booked. Really? Like, booked. Like, I couldn't find, like, an airline that got us, like, together. Oh, also, we're flying coach. Ew. Really? Can I just tell you why I hate flying coach? Okay, I did this one time to Vegas. To Vegas, too. And this is why I'm mortified. And not that it's, like, a big deal because you don't care what other people think, but literally someone snapped a photo of me, like, in coach. Really? And then they tweeted, like, oh, I guess Trisha's running out of money. I was like. Oh. And I was like. Well, well, well. Believe me. We're here. Did you explain what we're doing here now? Why are we here? Oh, I don't know. Why are we here? We're here because, I don't know. You didn't tell me. Yeah, gotta live life, guys. You can't just sit back. Are you telling yourself that? Yeah, God forbid we stay home for a weekend. This is my third weekend in a row traveling. What do you do on the next weekend? You're always home every weekend. Hi. You can imagine my level. I know. I'm sure. That's why it works. I've been on it before. Very cool. Which party are you guys in? Um, let's see. I didn't tell him what we were getting. I was like, oh, my God. It's so cool. Can't profile. Yeah, you know. Can't imagine. I call. I'm like, how many people? I'm like, two. They're like, what? You gotta be kidding me. You love? It's so cool. Oh, my God. Trisha. You love it? Come on. Oh, my God. Are you out of your mind? Complimentary champagne on board. All right. You're gonna love this. Just watch this. There we go. Oh, my God. It's so cool. And so what's really cool is you can actually, you can choose any color in the rainbow. We've got a free room here. We're wondering if it's gonna be free or not. I mean, if it's gonna be a suite or not. Well. What do you think? Do you think it's gonna be possible? I mean, we're not David and Liza. I think we're gonna get Jason and Trisha. Oh. Oh, it's great. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's really nice. Yeah. Perfect. Oh, my God. Talia. Wait. What? Is she here? No. Like, come on out. Oh, my God. Cesar, thank you so much. Holy crap. Ooh. This is cute. It's cute. Yeah. I like it. I love it. It's actually bigger than our one in Hawaii. Ooh. I love these kind of showers. Ooh. I'm gonna watch you shower every morning. That's gonna cost you. Huh? You're copying me. There's a charge for that. To watch me shower. How much? It's pretty. It's pretty nominal. It comes with the weekend package. Is it on your Patreon? Do I donate there? Well, look. There's a little desk here where I can edit. Jason. I'm kidding. It was a joke. It's a joke. Elton John. You look amazing. Aw. Thanks, Daddy Jason. I came to take a photo with you. Yeah. Hello. That's why we dressed up. You always get me whenever I'm spending money. That's good. Seems good. Really? Anything else? I think Bella. Mom. Come on. It's going to make you feel good. I think the dress looks good. Well, I just meant like for the t-shirt. Like if I wear the t-shirt. Oh, you mean when you wear the t-shirt. Like when I go on the plane. But then we're in the coach and that might be just too much. Not going to not do a candle in the wind, Trish. No. Oh, see? They get it. Oh, no Daniel. Yeah, there's a lot of them. The sad song. Sad song. Don't go breaking my heart. Maybe he can't sing candle in the wind anymore. Maybe his voice won't allow him to. No, I'm just saying it would be fine if it was. So maybe you should just sing it for all of us. Hold my camera. Okay, okay. Oh my God, that's bad. Like a candle in the wind. Never know who to play to. When the world's turning. And I wouldn't like to love you. But I was just a kid. Your candle burned out long before. I imagine I never did. Oh my God. That was honestly so good. You're an easy audience. No. That was like, I was going to cry. That was so pretty. You said the funniest thing you've said today. You go, she touched my belly. She touched my belly here. She goes, it's like a six pack here. And then like some baked bread here. I didn't say that. It's like the best of both worlds. I know. I think that's hot. This is really hard. Like this feels like abs right there. That's my ribs. What a start to the weekend, huh? We love a good time. Wasabi with cucumber essence. Please enjoy. Thank you. My pleasure. We're at the top of the World Bar where Trish took me. And the bar is literally moving. Oh yeah. Show the view. And Trish said that when you go to the bathroom here, sometimes you come back and you get lost. You can't find the table. You can't find it. Especially if you drink. We're drinking wine. I feel so like an adult. I feel like a romantic adult couple. You're like the first like adult like relationship. What are you talking about? You guys have a boyfriend. Yeah, but they all cheat. Like we're open. You know what I mean? They're never like. I love that you're like. I don't know. We just had to talk about it. But I don't know. I just feel like. I don't know. And I have fun with you. I'm comfortable with you. You put me on your Instagram. This is going to be my segment in the vlog where I'm just drunk. No, I've never been drunk. Hey. Footage. Guys, we found our car. It was right where we left it. It was. And it's still pink. Well guys, I had one glass of wine. How are you feeling now? I'm bummed. That was some serious wine. I think he put some vodka in mine. Actually, it was a roofie. I did it. You think it got roofied? Yes. You roofied me. I had to try and get them to actually come out. Trish, you should have just asked. Oh, you brought your camera. That's good. You don't have your phone. I feel bad for you. Like what if we. What if something exciting happens? I don't know. What if someone makes out with you or something like Britney Spears? You know? And so I could Snapchat it? Yeah. If Britney Spears started making out with me, I don't know. You'd be like, no, I have a girlfriend. Stop. Oh yeah, I keep forgetting that part. So last night, guys, we went to sleep at 11. I know. And that was our big Vegas night. Gosh, damn. After Top of the World. I think maybe the wine. We're not going to have wine tonight. I think wine makes me sleepy. I was the one who passed out, just for the record. Because we were going to go out. We went back to the room for just like a minute. And my dress, I took off my shoes. And I was like, you know what? And I just fell asleep. I was so excited when she passed out. I'm so grateful. Tonight, we are not doing that. We are not coming back. After Criss Angel, we're going to go to the bars, the clubs. Oh boy. Trisha and I are looking at her Instagram. And I was saying, I wanted to post this photo because I look young in it. And Trisha was like, yeah, he does look young. And then she was like, oh, yeah, because you can't see your face. Well, no, because all the comments were like, Jason looks so young in these photos. And I was like, wow, he really does. I love that. It's like the way he dresses. But Jason's always like, you can't see his face. And then I was like, oh, yeah. I love this photo. I didn't notice it, though, because even that one, you can't see it. Yeah, yeah. Erin was smart. She knows how to get us. Good. Yeah, Erin, good job cutting my face out. Turn the lights out next time. And we'll be even better. What are you going to do here? 50 ounces of fun premium shots. Five premium shots. Should I do it? No. Not right now. Why? It's $9.45. It's only 50 ounces. Can I have an example? Oh, no, we're OK. Oh, OK. Thank you. Swirly. Well, I will. You already got it. How is it? It's so very brilliant. Is it extraordinary? Mm-hmm. Yeah. It's really good. I would get fresh coconut with pineapple. I would get mint chocolate chip. Oh, I love that Snickers, too. Love that Snickers. Oh, I like that Snickers right there. Me. Thicker than a Snicker. Do you want to get a drink? Yeah, kind of. But then you made me feel bad. You alcohol shamed me. Oh, all seats? That's the sort of thing I've been trying to get you to shop at. Oh, yeah. Just like my other ex-boyfriend. I just try and turn you into everyone I've dated already. I'll have to give him a call and find out what not to do. Should I get the Viva Las Vegas, Cadillac Margarita, Long Island Ass Tea, or Mai Tai? Uh. I want to get the $1,000 drink. That's literally $1,000. Why? Where do they put that? Must be one of those high-end alcohols. Look at her eating a little ice cream out of the pink thing. Oh, my God. I know. Oh, my God. That's cute. Just tonight is our last minute. We've already decided Thursday to come here, so. Yeah, it'll be really fun. We're trying to cram a lot in, as we always do. You need a little baby? Do you have babies here that you can buy? Then we can feed her ice cream and stuff. Well, you can't have that if you have a baby. What? You can't have drinks and babies. They don't go together. No? After I have a baby, I can have a drink? It'll be a tough nine months for you. Oh, so you can't drink while I'm pregnant? You're not supposed to. Really? I mean, no. You can't. Chinese women are excited. Ask a Chinese woman. She's very cute. She was an especially cute baby. Don't be fooled. She was really cute. Yeah. We would have an especially cute baby. You know, have you ever had someone come up to you, like a subscriber come up to you and be like, hold my baby? I've had that happen so many times. Oh, no. I've never had that. Really? No, I don't think I have that kind of face, but. How is it? It's so good. Oh, my God. This tastes like a juice. I feel like I could just drink this all the way down right now. Really? Try it. Sip, sip, sip, sip. No, no. I'm okay. Sip. Mmm. Oh, it is good. So there's five shots in each drink? Five shots in each drink. 50 ounces apiece. Oh, my God. And they're mixed liquor. I don't... Oh! That was really strong. They're kind of strong. They get to a certain point where they're super strong. Are you going from drink to drink? I want to make it look like we're both drinking it together at the same time, so one doesn't look like a lush. It's noon now, so now we're going to go shop for an hour and maybe gamble a little bit. Mm-hmm. And then I've got to come back up and get ready. Usually when I get ready, you guys leave the room and go gamble or drink. Jason's just at it, which is great, because I know where he's at at all times. Yeah, I'm Jewish. I don't gamble. So then we've got to pick them up at 3. He's going to pick us up at 3. Take us to the Flamingo by 3.30. The show starts at 4, so we've got to pick up the tickets and everything like that. Sting is an impersonator there tonight. Aretha Franklin. And young Michael Jackson. Okay, so then we do Chinese food, because that's one of our favorite food places and we never eat Chinese food together. I love Chinese food. Do you love Chinese food? It's going to be great. Come back here. We have a half hour to do a quick change. Okay, so then the night begins. This is when the night begins. This is where we factor in the merch. I want to get to the Luxor. The show starts at 9.30. Doors open at 9. Christine has great merch. She has a couple stores in the Luxor. I think you packed one too many things in the day. Oh, we're not done yet. So then, after Criss Angel. No. We can skip the Legends, I think. Just chill. Well, I already got tickets for it, so unless you want to pay me $300. That's my always go-to for Jason, even to get him to drink wine. I'm like, well, we already paid for it, so you should drink. He's like, okay. I'm just saying, do you see where I'm coming from? No. It's like club, Criss Angel, dinner, Legends. I want to go to a club with you. Oh my God, how fun was it last night, Ellen and John, when we danced? Oh my God, did I tell you, when you were getting the pictures from Jan, your girlfriend, he was so in love with the girl who took our pictures. He's like, oh my God, Jan. Oh my God. When I was drunk. When you were waiting. She was 70. Go ahead. I feel like you're into that. This is your place. This is the first time Jason's been excited about a restaurant. Oh, this is true stone crab! It's so good! So happy that you're so excited about it. Or, there's stone crab. Medium stone crab, seven per order. Large stone crab, five per order. Wait, why would large be less? So, it's a question if you want small ones or big, medium ones, and I'm sure the large are more expensive. Crab claws. They don't have the price. Yeah, they'll tell you the price. I don't know how you ate that. I should have got them large, but these are still great. Why? They're just bigger. Wait, are they cold? Yeah, they're cold. They're chilled. I don't know how you ate that. Did you crack them? Is it good? Yeah, it's really good. Do you like it? Do you want lemon on it? I feel terrible. Jason, stop it! It's three o'clock guys and sting goes on and sting goes on in an hour. I love how you get as excited for real Elton John as you do for fake sting. God, you really pack it in girl. I know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I pulled back so you wouldn't have long. I feel really bad. Well, maybe it was literally right across the street. We're fine. Okay, okay. Have you ever seen me walk so fast? I know. I'm loving it. Once the agenda is threatened, Trish goes into survivor mode. And I was like, here we go. Like dragging Jason to the casino with me. We might not be able to do the seven things Trish planned. No, we're gonna do it. It's so different when I'm with her with the guys. It's like everyone's completely aimless. Yeah, everyone's like, go over here. I don't know, maybe. You all do that? Yeah, we're all kind of lost. Yeah, no, it's true. It's true. I think they would I think they wouldn't be offended by that. I've never seen you move like this. Guys, we're rushing to get ready, but I think I've got the perfect outfit and I got this baseball hat on. I said no. I'm gonna wear the baseball hat. No, no, you're not. The baseball hat works. No, this is like, I'm a hot dad. We're not wearing hats. Oh my gosh, you're laughing right now. Trish goes, I wish I had this car in LA. I would take it everywhere. And I go, you do have this car in LA. Kind of, basically. Summer down, won't you love? I'm taking one for the team. We taking shots till it's love. You don't know where we can end up. Beaters bar, raise the bar for you. I hit a wardrobe in the winter. Don't you come around. What's up everybody? Please hit like and subscribe. Tweet me at Jason Nash. Instagram at Jason Nash. Today's shout out is Karen. Holy ----, really? Yeah. Karen. Congratulations, you just got the shout out from the man, the myth, the legend, Jason Nash. God, it's so great when we're here in our house. I love it. Our house is awesome. What's your name? Oh, Zane. Karen, did you stay over? Karen, I'm so sorry that it had to be him to give you the shout out. Not like, you know, someone like David. But you got Jason. I'm really sorry about that. I'm so sorry that you don't have a home. See that you stayed over once again. Oh, wait a minute, who's this? Wait, I didn't even see you, Matt. That's my roommate. Don't talk to my roommate like that.