P Diddy Bad Boys of Comedy _Rasheed_.

He is from Brooklyn, please give it up for Rasheed What up, y'all good Brooklyn the house. I'm glad I love people from Brooklyn. I'm from Brooklyn and ----. Spanish people. Puerto Rico in the house? I **** with Spanish people. Cuz Papi ain't no snitch. You be like Papi somebody just got killed on the third floor That's not me I live on the fifth floor, that's it Somebody died on three. That's not me, baby There's some black people in this world. You can rob but an old Spanish man ain't that dude You could jump out of a dock with a gun. You be like, Papi give me all your money. He say, I don't give you nothing You be like, Papi, you better give me your money before I shoot the ---- out of you. He say, look, I'll give you five dollars, that's it Then he wants you to turn the **** around like you ain't even got a gun. He say, turn around, I'll give you five dollars You don't turn around, Papi, walk the **** off Now you walking behind this nigga with a gun in his back. You be like, Papi, you better give me your money before I shoot the ---- out of you He say, I thought you gave me that money over there You don't think, eh? Papi will walk your ass 20 ******* blocks Now you mad cuz your ******* feet hurt. You be like, Papi, you better give me your money before I shoot the ---- out of you right here He say, you gonna shoot me right here? He say, yeah, I'm gonna kill you right the **** here. He say, that's okay, I live right here You want that five dollar? You don't want that five dollar? He be like, nigga, give me the ******* five dollars I done walked your ass all the way the **** home The least you can do is give a nigga five dollars And I go to those Spanish stores, **** them Arab stores, I go to a Puerto Rican store You know the Puerto Rican store cuz when you walk through you hear the radio station, you know Nueva York Yeah, Papi always on the phone while you trying to buy something, eh? This nigga on the phone, you staring at him, he catch an attitude with you like, you disturbing this conversation He like, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Papa, what's the matter with you? I said, what's the matter? I want to know how much is the 40? He say, Papa, you come in here every day, you drink the same ******* 40 dollars He say, yesterday you come here You give me three dollars, give you 50 same, you leave the same Now you come today, Papa, you want too much problem for me, my friend 20 years I live around there, I don't have no problem, but today, you want to give me problem? So I be like, **** you He say, no, **** you I don't scare of you cuz you black I said, nigga, you black too. He say, yeah, but you black like this I said, **** you. I look around the store for ---- to start. I said Mr. Rivera Why every time I come to your store, the cat sleep on the bread Every time I come in the store, the cat sleep on the bread. You gonna tell me he live here? Say, I don't give a **** if he live here, get him off the ******* bread You know, I can go to another store So that's what I do, I just go to the motherfucking Jamaica store Any Jamaicans here? **** I love y'all niggas, even though y'all talk backwards You ever call a Jamaica house at night? Them niggas answer the phone, they go, hello, good night You be just standing there like, I know this bitch ain't just hang up on me My man Jamaican, I know they talk backwards. Me and this nigga went to the store to buy new shoes I'm showing him the shoes. I said, Trevor, look, these shoes is brand new He gonna look at his shoes and go, yeah, these are new brand You ever go to the Jamaican store? Is it me? Oh, it ain't never a nigga at the counter when you get there You gotta hold the ---- up you trying to buy and call him from the back. He be like, yo How much, huh? Hold on How much is this? You be in a Jamaican store so long, you be like, you know what? I should walk the **** out with this ---- Soon as you get that thought in your head, this nigga come from the back of the store, you know, this nigga, right here Bombaclad What happened? You be like, what happened, nigga? I wanna know how much is the 40? That 40 right there? Yeah, this one. How much is it, nigga? The big one? Yeah, the big one, nigga. How much is it? Stop playing. All right Hold on a minute. Let me go find out Hey, that's my time