#Madea, #BerniceJenkins, #NiecyNash star in _The Pew_ @rickeysmiley @tylerperry.

I wanted to do a show with women from four religious walks of life. A deaconess, a new member, a first lady, and in accordance with the affirmative action program, a token white girl. And we call it the pew. Wake up Bernice. Good morning my name is Bernice and I love Jesus. That's the wrong camera. Oh I'm Bernice Jenkins. I'm from the old lord. Hold my mule while I shout missionary, evangelistic, Episcopal Baptist Church of God in Christ brought to you by Kelly's Barbershop in Breaks. For each road a turn you get two dollars off a fade. Who got the menu? I do. Who are you? My dear wake your ass up. Last week we tried to answer the question was Jesus a black man? We figured uh-uh can't be because he always on time. He always on time. Then we went on and tried to raise some money to add a smoking section to our church for all of us who got one foot in the church and one on the dance floor. Come on somebody we all come from somewhere. The devil's a liar. Bernice I'm gonna take this cigarette and offer you as a burnt offering to the lord if you don't shut up. I burnt some steak once. Burnt steak has dangerous carcinogens. Why the white girl here? Sister Medea you about to calm it on down. I'm sorry first lady Bernice know I don't play. I lay my religion down faster than ABC canceled all these black shows. Y'all would not be having all these problems if y'all just gave a little more money to the church. Hallelujah glory. Don't don't don't get me to start shouting all up in through here. For our topic for today is something we're all going to deal with at some time or another. Menopause. Can somebody cut the air on in here? You know I had menopause back at the skating rink one time and uh you know they ran out of food and drink and you don't run out of drink. That's ugly. See Jesus had more to drink up there on the cross because I was there and I handed him a glass except I didn't spit in his like see the dead on the color purple. You understand? Hold on hold on Bernice. Bernice how old are you and what the hell you talking about? We talking about menopause and I remember the menopause theme song. It went something like this. The men all pause when I walk into the room. They all sung the same old tune. She oh oh oh oh. Hey sister girl you almost took me back. We all know you used to be a hoe. What y'all carrying on like that for and when the last time y'all been When the last time somebody changed you. Don't test me. Me and Jesus cool and everything but I don't be all abundant. I will cut you. Oh stop the violence. Y'all would not be having all these problems if y'all just gave a little more money to the church. I sense a song in my spirit. Jesus on the call him and give him your credit card number. Oh y'all feel that? It's just me. You know music actually lowers your blood pressure. You pushing it white girl. I'm actually Asian. What? I'm Asian. Same thing you're just a white girl who Speaking of nails. You know Jesus was nailed to the cross up on Mount Cary. You know that's outside of Detroit between. Bernie shut up. Shut up Bernie. Shut up. I ain't never have no menopause systems at all. I'm always my manner. Little boy give me some chocolate. It is hot in here. But y'all know what? Y'all don't start giving. Hell gonna be hotter. Bernice wakes the hell up. Wake up Bernice. We trying to do a show. Do my ankles look swole? My ankles ain't been swole like this since I marched from Selma to Alabama with Dr. King and I went to the after party with Ralph Abernathy. You know they ran out of chicken and Jesus loved fried chicken with a hot pepper. You know chicken is packed with protein which is very good for menopause as opposed to chocolate for instance or smoking which is the number one cause of cancer in women. I'm finna hurt the white girl. I told you to be quiet didn't I? Don't do that. Hold on. Hold on. I'm discussing those menopause. Take a little time. Cut it out. Don't kill me. My sound touches every energy within my clutches. Bringing that ruckus. Putting that dip on all you suckers. Watch your phone crushes. Every opponent suffers. Your tone it hushes. Punches disturbing like percussion. Don't lose your life for nothing. Either one don't try to touch him. No competition. Listen this ain't open for discussion. My sound drenches each other's fire. Senses ain't holding shock. Now you over electrified. This is you petrified. Mortified. That's the vibe. The exercise recognize. Your spine tingle. Thoughts mingle. Wildest minds think you. There's tricks on your state of mind. Somebody's watching you. Just look and learn to lie. Cause only one survive. No use to take yourself. You standin' eye to eye. Reach. Start. Start it. Reach. Start it. Reach. Start it. We comin' to break your ball. Reach. Start it. Reach. Start it. Start it. Reach. Start it. I don't know what you come to do. I don't know. We comin' to break your ball. Some of y'all thirsty. My sound drenches every enemy within my clenches. Bringing that ruckus. Putting that meat on all your suckers. Flat phone crushes. Every opponent suffers. Your tone it hushes. Your punches disturbing like percussion.