Bernie Mac _Black Funerals_ Kings of Comedy.

I ain't having no funeral. I like white folks. You die last night, they bury you the next day. ****. Thank God you ain't no use to them. You can't do nothing. ****, I'm keeping you around for three or four goddamn days. You costing me money. Motherfucker died dead. ****, get rid of him. That's Bobby. That was Bobby. **** him. White folks don't bullshit. He's dead. **** him. Let's move on. We got to have four days with this dead ************. Four days. We got to have the motherfucking visitation, the wake, the funeral, and the burial. Black folks, we something else. Don't tell them I've been black a long time. That wake fucked me up. When you just sit there in front of a coffin and look at it. And every now and then that ************ look like he's breathing. Motherfucker breathing. And white funerals, man, the next day they should be lighted up, coffin sitting in the ******* middle, white sheets, Cotton Gump sing a song. And the Lord is good. He's so mercy. And I cannot see. Thank you. They close that motherfucking coffin and go about their goddamn business. Black singers got to make you cry. They got to make you hurt. They got to make you feel pain. Got to come sing an old fucked up song. Old Precious Lord. They got to look at the deceased family. Dead Adam try to make you weep. Precious Lord. Take my hand. Lead me on. Let me. **** you looking at me singing like that for? You make me feel like I'm next, goddammit. I'm going to bust this bitch's head as soon as we get outside. This ************ singing to me like I got something on me, man.