Bernie Mac _Relationships_.

No, I ain't talking about, I ain't talking about no punk ass scared. I'm talking about respectfully scared. When I'm going to tell you, not this time. God damn it. They mean not this month of the time. I ain't talking about your bro. I'm talking about your woman. Your wife, my wife told me New Year's Eve. I said, you don't get ready to step out for a few minutes. She said, you ain't going no more right away. Right, right, right, right away. I got the defense. Now what the **** you mean? I ain't going nowhere. She said, did you hear what I tell you? I told you ain't going nowhere. Step out if you want to step out. Now I'm nervous, but I don't know what the **** I'm nervous about. That fucked me up. I said, what the ****? I'm a man. What the **** I'm scared about? She turned her back, kept on cooking. Now I got to get strong. I said, look here, I'm going to step out for a minute. She said, well, you're going for a minute. Ain't no need you going nowhere. I said, give me the goddamn key. That's not together. Give me the motherfucking key. She didn't say nothing. She didn't walk out at your own risk. No, I can't hear that. I can't hear that. First thing I said, who are you talking to? Who are you talking to like that? Who are you talking to? She said, I'm talking to your black ass. I'm talking to you. I said, I'm going out. I'll be right back. Now here come the punk. You hear me? I'll be right back. Now here come the sissy. You need something? Man, I couldn't play no cards right that night. I was all discombobulated. I'm looking at the clock and I know when I get home, it's going to be some ----. Soon as I got home, 50 o'clock in the morning, late in the Sunday, I pulled up all the lights was out. Boy, I'm nervous. I come up, I'm nervous. Cause I know this woman going to start some ----. So when women get tired of the ass, man, I'm telling you, man, you better leave those motherfuckers alone. I go in the house, house, it's black. Open the door. She behind the door. But you can't sleep. That's when she walk up on you. Like they walk up on you like this. Where you been, bro? Why you gotta walk up on me? That's why you can't move. Where you been? I've been out. She said, didn't I tell you? Didn't I tell you? I said, I heard what you said, but you know, I thought you were playing. So she said, man, you going to tell this ************ how's up tonight? I said, look here, ---- start getting loud, ---- start getting rough. You know, when you get ready to humbug, when you hit it, I said, look here, let me go. Let me, let me go. Let me go. I said, look here, look here, look here, look here, look here, look here, look here. You know, you're in trouble when they repeat everything you say and ----, you know, girl, boy, boy, I ain't playing. I ain't playing. Somebody don't get hurt. She old is, somebody don't get hurt. Man, I'm so glad that motherfucking somebody knocked at the door. I didn't know what the **** to do. I heard to knock with the ******* police. Soon as I saw them, I said, come in, come in, come in. This ************ is trying to start some ----. She's trying to start some ----. Well, I'm going to start some ----.