Slim and Mitch Meet and Fall in Love | Enough

You waiting for somebody? Something to drink? Just water, thanks. I'll give you a minute to look over the menu. That's okay. I was in here yesterday. Slim. What's your real name? I like it. Don't you think it's kind of negative, though? No, I don't tell my name. Oh. Give me the soup. Turkey, burger, coleslaw, no fries. Couple extra slices of tomato. I write books. You read books? What are you reading now? You know, um, Finnegan's Wake by James Joyce? Yeah. A friend of mine told me it's the hardest book in the English language. I mean, not the hardest, hardest, but the hardest one that you can actually read, so. I thought to myself, if I could get through that one, then I could probably read the rest. How long have you been reading it? Six years. I'll be back with your soup. He likes you. He's a dick. Slim, he was in here yesterday, you know. I know. So, now he's back today. He brought a rose. He pulls you into conversation. Okay, so he likes me. So, do you like him? Who knew him? Slim, what's that got to do with anything? He's a major piece of cake. He's a pie. Trust me, okay? He's carrot cake. And when a guy like that, who's actually cuter than you, likes you... He's cuter than me? Oh, face it, Slim. No one's going to ever go for you because of your looks. Well, that sucks. My personality bites. Cup of soup. You don't really write books, do you? Well, I haven't really been reading Finnegan's Wake either. I'm going into law. Enforcement. Who's the rose for? Enjoy your grub, huh? Hey. You. How much do you settle on? Excuse me? The bet. How much is it? You and your friend. Yesterday, was it $200? Was it $500? What was it? What? He bet his friend that he could get into your pants by noon tomorrow. Is this your business? What are you, the morals police? Take it easy, man. Hey, ----, I was just having some fun. Well, was it $200 or $500? I mean, I want to know what I'm worth. The bet was for $200. But now that I know you, way too high. Hey. Sorry to get in your business. No, thanks. You know, I can't believe you actually said something. I felt bad about it. I'd have kept quiet. Good luck, huh? You see this guy. This guy is in love with you. Yes, I know he loves at you. Please tell me, Phil, as Mitch was rather vague, is her father dead, too? Well, he is to her. He left when she was maybe two or three. Well, then I'm happy to pay for the wedding. Yes, we're very happy. Are you sure you love me? Uh-huh. Forever and ever. You're safe with me, Slim. You're safe, and it's okay to be happy. We deserve it. Wait, so this is during or after college? During. What's wrong with you? No, I mean, why did you and Slim break up? Oh, uh, I'm terrible in bed. Plus, I don't know, she had to drop out. Some money problems. We got involved into being friends. Can I take you home right now? If you've got a sense of humor. Listen, my kids are out for tonight. Women always want the possibility of long-term. I didn't just propose. I just thought that maybe we could have a brief, totally unsatisfying sexual encounter. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. But I've got to get up at 5 o'clock in the morning to buy green beans. Now, I know you don't need it, but it's tradition in my family to give money to the groom. That's sweet. And thank you for giving me away today. You know, you're the best substitute father a girl ever had. No substitute. I'm the real thing. Thanks. He really loves you. Yeah. You're going to give me babies. How soon? How soon can we get out of here? Hi. Hello. We've been driving around, and my wife has fallen completely in love with your house. Hi. Yes, it's great, isn't it? We want to buy it. She wants it for our family. Willis, we're not selling. Sure you are. That's the price. Don't worry, it's well over market. Out of your mind. That's just it. So, before you say no again, just think how miserable one determined crazy person can make you. Miserable today, tomorrow, pretty much every day until the day you sell. Your kids are grown. You'll be happier in a smaller place. Hey, Parker, how are you, man? How's the jump shot? Atrium rub shot. Mitch! Give me a sec. Yeah. What? Parker! Get me a ride to the hospital! Look out for the client! Whoo!