Bernie Mac _Black Friday_ Kings of Comedy.

Motherfucker, you hear what the hell I say? Them Asians, they play on our ass. Those Chinese motherfuckers do the same thing. Soon they do nail. When they get through doing your name, $15. When those motherfuckers want their money, $25. And you know a black Chinese, they sing. Or your daddy black, your daddy black. Or your daddy black, you got black all in, you got black all in. I'm telling you like it is. Man don't make no mouth at the airport, man. I don't know what the **** going on in the world, man. But first of all, I'm glad to see white folks in the audience. This is beautiful. God damn it. No, I'm serious. This is the way it's supposed to be. Mix this ---- up. World ain't all black. World ain't all white. Everybody don't like chicken. Black folks can't get mad. We know we love us some motherfucking chicken. We could tuck and fry your ass to death. What? Shit. Bread, chicken. Ain't gotta be no ketchup, salt, no motherfucking way out. I love me some motherfucking chicken. That's some stereotypes. Them stereotypes are bitch, man. All white folks got flat booties. That's bullshit. I seen a white girl and I said, God damn, your daddy black ain't. Your daddy black. That ************ was walking. No, those stereotypes be a bitch. All Chinese, ************. You better quit laughing at Chinese motherfuckers. Chinese ************, **** you up. You seen Bruce Lee. He was a little ************. Can you imagine having a Chinese wife, man, before you come home? Don't go nowhere. Don't go out. Who the **** you talking to? Talk to you. I bet ******* be fun too. I just want to **** a Chinese woman so I can hear. Get it on the back. That's cool. But it's funny. It's true. I like the way white folks discipline their people, man, from black folks. So I ain't getting into no black and white thing. I'm just getting to the culture base of what's going on in the world. I saw a little baby about this big, but she had a leash on her. That fucked me up. And she was reading the motherfucking Newsweek and the baby was still trying to run. She had a leash on her. Come back, Sandy. Come back. I said, I'll be ******* damn if I put a motherfucking leash on my motherfucking child. When I look at that ************, he better pause. And don't let me do that. Let me, you got one more motherfucking time. Oh, man, come on now. Come on now. I'll tell you like it is. Man, the security is a bitch. My people, black folks ain't got secure yet. You know, we still be thinking somebody watching us. Just instinct. White folks, man, they secure. You know, sometimes you look at a white guy and his gestures make you look like he's gay, but he ain't. He's just secure. He talks with his hands. Put his hand on his hip and say, brother, can't do this ----. That means you got money. When you do this ----, you don't give a **** about what nobody says. And you're chewing your gum like this. You got money. You see, white guys secure. You know, they're digging their ass and nose in public. They get it. Black guys, we too, we got handicaps, man, in our mind. We ain't that open. We're just going to scratch our ass. We got to be slick about it. Our booty itch, we got to find a way to get to it. Boy, you crazy about it. Where my wallet at? We digging our nose, we slick. Shit, boy. Let me tell you something. The more you crazy, the more I want to see.