Alanna Ubach, Phoebe Robinson, Jonathan Kite - Martial Sharts - @midnight with Chris Hardwick
Comedians Alanna Ubach, Phoebe Robinson, and Jonathan Kite join host Chris Hardwick to roast and explain hilariously awkward clips of martial arts demonstrations gone completely wrong. #atmidnight #chrishardwick #comedycentral #martialarts #karatefail #alannaubach #phoeberobinson #jonathankite #comedyshow #martialsharts
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AI GeneratedThis video features a comedic game called \"Martial Sharts,\" where participants watch and mock a series of cringeworthy, low-quality martial arts videos from the early internet era. The contestants compete for points by providing humorous answers to questions about the absurd clips, which include awkward karaoke performances and strange instructional videos.
Now it's time to play Martial Sharts,
Martial Sharts, of all the classic videos.
There's one that still has the same impact
that it did in the days of dial-up, and here it is.
It has really aged like a fine wine.
Let's not forget that YouTube is crammed
with awful martial arts videos for your cringing pleasure.
I'm going to show you a karate video gone wrong for 250 points.
You're going to have to answer a question about it, all right?
First up, there's this video filmed
at a Canadian karaoke shack around 1999.
Rock your body right again
I mean, every f***ing piece
of this is amazing.
Every element of it.
So, you've heard of like Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.
What is this fighting style called?
Phoebe.
Rapid pussy drying.
I'm dying.
I mean.
I'm dry.
Oh, I'm dry.
Uh, Jonathan Kite.
Crouching virgin hidden girdle.
All right, points.
Points.
Alana.
The, uh, only known footage of the Zodiac Killer.
Yes, points.
There he is.
Love the little backstreet.
All right, next one.
The ingeniously named karate rap.
I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast,
but I've trained karate from coast to coast.
Karate.
Train your body.
I train for fun.
I'm a Shogun.
Yay!
What is this guy's secret finishing move?
Jonathan.
Finishing off a guy in the bathroom?
Oh, yeah!
Yeah.
It's called the Mortal Kombat.
Yeah, perfect, perfect, perfect.
Next one.
This pacifist sensei for kids?
We let the bad go by.
And find we're free to fly.
Just walk away, run away, stop and run, get away.
Any way that lets you
be well on your way.
Oh.
Oh, he's going to you.
Yeah.
He will.
But before he does, how do you earn your black belt
from this guy?
Phoebe.
If you promise not to call Child Protective Services.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Points.
Points.
All right, Jonathan Kite.
Aiding this warrior in his greatest battle,
the custody battle.
Yeah.
Hey, those are my kids, too.
All right, points.
Finally, behold, the kung fu and drumming skills
of Dragon
Todd
and poor cat.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
What is the name of Dragon,
not meaning pussy in this case,
what is the name of Dragon Todd's dojo?
Phoebe.
Taekwon.
Don't leave me!
Yeah!
Yeah, of course.
I can do it!
I'm sick of your s**t, Todd!
I told you if you did your martial arts and scared the cat again,
I was ******* off, so I'm leaving, Todd!