Chris Evans, Anthony Mackie & Sebastian Stan being the best chaotic trio for 10 mins straight

If you were a Disney princess, who would you be? Cinderella, cause she broke homie. She represent me, yo. Let me borrow $20. She's educated. She wants to read. She's not really taken by Gaston's the guy, but she doesn't care. Really strong and focused on what she wants. I'm Belle. Yeah, you're definitely Belle. Great hair too. There's a look you give Sebastian, which is pretty intense. How many takes did it take to get that just right? That fierce gaze? Yeah, I don't know. I'm a one-hit wonder. What can I say? Probably about like 56 takes. I don't know. I mean, we did it... No, it was like four or five takes. We did it a few times. What were you thinking about? What motivated that look? Were you hungry? I'm pretty sure, yeah, I was hungry. Routine bar. But you gotta remember, I was... You keep thinking I wasn't eating at all. I was the opposite. I was actually eating all the time. Anytime I actually had the mask off, I probably was putting food in my mouth. Was the mask only there to stop you eating? It involves Mackie to a great deal. I'm just gonna get in there. Oh, oh, is that not cool on camera? Oh, all of a sudden it's not cool. Fine, fine, I guess I won't. I won't, Chris. Stick me in the air. I'm gonna do all my interviews with Chris Pine from now on. God damn it. Have you ever tasted yourself? We need to start getting... What is that? You are delicious, by the way. That's exactly what I thought you'd taste like. More. I need more. Do you use any of this? Do you have some advice for me to become a better soldier? I would say, you know, whatever you do, just keep doing it. You're one of a kind. The world needs you, my friend. Go out there and take it. Go after them. I was thinking, how would a first date with Steve Rogers look like? What would he think of? Well, we would be on a group chat. We'd all probably be texting him. It would definitely be a Cyrano de Bergerac type of thing. Yeah, because he would have the earpiece in and he'd go, she's going to the bathroom, what do I say? And then we'd chime in. Man, I think he would be very respectful. I think he'd probably have you home by ten. You know, he would hold doors and pull out chairs and pay for the meal. I think he's, you know, he's from the 1940s, so I think he really has that kind of old-fashioned, chivalrous approach to just respect, which, you know, it's unfortunate it's an old-fashioned notion. It shouldn't be. But I think that's certainly his frame of mind. Say something nice to each other, I think. You have great hair. Thanks, Anthony. No, I've wanted to say that for a few days. It works really well for you. Yeah, well, you've got a great build. Shut up, it's a nice shirt. I only wore it because it's a nice shirt. Okay, listen, you know. Feel how soft it is. Oh, no! This is an icy cold picture right here. What do you think when you think of winter? When I think of winter? I think I just did a really crappy British accent. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. I should have your accent, but then that's bad also. Well, James Young, who was incredible and choreographed a lot of the fight sequences, gave me a plastic knife that, you know, I was, like, learning how to flip it, and, you know, he was like, you've got to just do it over and over and over again. Was it like the plastic knife that you get in a to-go packet? No, no, no, no, no. It was like an actual size. Yeah, no, it wasn't like a tiny white plastic, like from Starbucks or something. Yeah, like the weight is so different. Yeah, no, no, no, no. Can you name all seven dwarves? You want the hood dwarves or the real dwarves? Droopy. There's no droopy. Oh, man, press out the gate. We got dopey, happy, sleepy, sneezy, bashful, doc, and grumpy. Wow, deal with that. The winter soldier, I'm the summer soldier. You are Captain Italy! I remember you! Did you get to keep the shield? I didn't. Everyone asks that. Come on. I'm going to complain to Marvel, because everyone asks that, and no one can believe that I didn't get a shield. To me, I just assumed I wouldn't get one because it's their property, but I'm going to get one. Maybe for Captain America 2. Exactly. 3, 4, 5. Don't say that, don't say that. I love this story. It was July 4th, 2012, and I was at a party. It was Independence Day in America, and I got a phone call from my friend, and he said, dude, congratulations! And I was like, on what? And he was like, they just released the title of the sequel. It's Captain America, the Winter Soldier. And I said, no way. I had no idea. Look at this thing. The final round. I think you've got to sit down for this one. All right. And we are, Seb's losing it, I'm losing it. It was interesting. I actually thought it was really hard, because the thing naturally is I'm actually trying to sound as real and natural as possible, but you can't do that with a video game, and so it kind of had the feeling of like, you have to kind of raise the stakes and make it a little bit more like you were in like a 1925 movie, you know? Yeah. Just like, talking like this, and then like, let's go get it. What was the harshest thing your team ever said to you? I think my agent once said I should look into Propecia. My agent said something, and we had like a meeting on the way out, and he was like, if you ever want to talk about hair loss, I was like, Jim, I'm going to throw you out this window. He'd probably go for like a whole date or a blazer. Yeah, it's literally like a picnic. You look at the wine list. Yeah, yeah. A picnic that leads to possibly like a spa sauna type thing. He thinks so. From the sauna, they go to dinner, you know, a nice crème brûlée to finish. Then he'll take the horse and the carriage. The horse and the carriage, yeah. The whole ordeal. He goes full circle. Sebastian said he'd probably do like a horse carriage thing. Oh, yeah. Very traditional. Oh, sure, yeah. Oh, God, wouldn't that be like a horse and buggy? Yeah, God, he's really taking it back. So would it be like a big thing? No, no. I think he would want to know what she wanted to do. I think it's more about, you know, making sure she's comfortable as opposed to trying to impress with kind of grand gestures or bells and whistles. So you don't think he might be a little bit rusty after all this time? That's why he has the earpiece. That's why he has you guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Vanilla Crusher and Chocolatino in the ear, you can't lose. It looks like this. So I have a question for you, Chris. With all the Marvel movies you've done, what has been your favorite line you've had in all of your Marvel movies? What is it? Is there an answer? What's your line? I can't do it. Is it language? No! And maybe you could take... How about that? I think that could be... It works, right? You know what? Everything is a lot better now. Thank you. You could be the spring soldier right now. The spring soldier. I think I'm the stone soldier at this point. When I saw you for the first time, I saw you in the costume, I danced, of course, and I was like, yeah, it's fine, it's going to work. Did you not dance, of course? You son of a bitch. I have danced with all my heroes, monsieur. All right, all right. It's like, Captain America, why don't we go and find Iron Man? Let's go, right? I don't know what's scarier, his expression on his face. Do you want me to actually sing? Everybody on this show sings. Outrageous. I don't care. You're Captain America. You son of a bitch. What song? What song can I sing? So I'm going to give you some Disney dynamic duos, and you tell me who would win in a fight between the two. And we'll start off with Wanda Maximoff and Vision. Who would win? Wanda. Vision. One of the most powerful characters out there. Vision, he has the stone. She created the whole thing. Vision wouldn't even be around if it wasn't for her. It's like, it's a done deal. Okay, guys, lightning round. Yoda and the Mandalorian. Baby Yoda, excuse me. Baby Yoda. Okay. Timon and Pumbaa. Pumbaa. He's got the weight advantage. Yeah, and finally, the Falcon and the Winter Soldier. I would have to say, it depends if we're, you know, it depends. That's a pretty even fight. Falcon can fly. So it's an all-loving thing. All right. Christopher Robin and I walked along under branches lit up by the moon. Do you guys know this song? Come on. That's it. Come on, I did it. I gave you a verse. Yeah. Captain America would have given me the whole song. Wow. But I will accept. If you guys have the Captain America suit, I'll put it on, and I'll sing it. You know, you shouldn't say that around here. I know. Something will be pulled out. Do you have a favorite gadget or piece of technology that you can't live without? I really like my iPad, I have to say. I really do. Do you have the two? Yeah, I do have the two. You have the two? Yeah. Do you use the camera on the iPad at all? Do you do any FaceTime? Yeah, yeah, absolutely. But much more than that, it's just, it's more about sort of the, you know, watching the movies and like Netflix and things like that.