Cat gets mad when you touch her and when you don't touch her

She is the sassiest cat I've ever met. Every single time I walk into her room, she's yelling. Every time she wants something, she's yelling. Every time she's playing, she's just yelling. Everybody thinks she is a perfect princess, which she is, but she's a feisty princess as well. Wow. Oh my goodness. If she does not want to be bothered, you will know. She will let you know when she does not want to be touched. Hi! She is not afraid to bite you, smack you, scratch you. Oh my goodness. Give her a kissy. Can you see? She always knows what she wants. Hey Zelda! Her meows are so loud. But then sometimes they're so soft to where it comes out like a muted meow. Easy! She doesn't get jealous, but she will come and just... If I'm holding a cat... She is a... Zelda won't be afraid to just come and snuggle her way in between me and another cat. Like if she wants to be held, if she wants to be cuddled, she will be cuddled. Thank you. What are you doing in there? You want belly rubs inside the box? Whenever I come home and I'm gone for a while, she will run down the hallway to greet me and she's screaming meowing the whole entire way. Like she's letting me know don't ever leave me again. She is always grooming me. She likes to sleep by my legs and I will wake up in the middle of the night and she's just licking my legs. That's how she is with the cats. She'll love them. She'll play with them or she doesn't want to be bothered. Then she'll go back to loving them. Oh, Zelda, you're so sweet. Quite a few people say that she reminds them of a moldy loaf of bread and I really, I agree with that. Are you in the box? Before I got Zelda, I never knew what people meant when they said they have a soulmate or a soul animal, a soul cat. I love you. With Zelda, I definitely know what that's like. She is so needy and attached to me and I'm so needy and I'm attached to her as well. As well. Zelda, you are so silly. She's the one who really opened me up to like, wow, I love cats more than I love anything. Kissy. Can you see? I'm Tally, and this is Zelda's story for GeoBeats.