Roger’s cynical gift basket for El Sayed on his birthday
Nov 1, 2026
You want to have a little fun? Let's have a little fun.
Christy, also known as Vanna White in our house.
You know, many of you might not know this,
but it's Abdul's birthday today.
On Halloween. Okay. I didn't say anything.
I was just pointing out the date.
So what we thought is, wouldn't it be nice if we got him a gift basket?
Isn't that nice? So we're going to go through the gift basket with you.
Let's have a little fun.
A football, because he thinks football is toxic masculinity.
All right.
We're hoping that he gains some appreciation
for what we love right here in Michigan.
What do you think?
All right.
Here we go.
Fireworks, because he said he hated fireworks.
And the 4th of July.
We'd like him to kind of get connected
to why Michiganders love fireworks and the 4th of July.
And why is that?
Because we love America.
Okay.
All right. All right. This is a Ford pickup truck.
Remember he came out or his campaign said that anybody that drives
a Ford pickup truck is part of the KKK. Do you remember that line?
All right. So maybe this will shock him back to understand
that we actually build things here in Michigan like Ford pickup trucks.
All right. We thought we'd get him a dog bone.
As he says, I'm not an animal guy.
We thought, well, maybe,
maybe we can encourage him to be in a better place, a dog bone.
Oh, you're going to love this one.
We bought him some Dubai chocolate.
Maybe, we know he doesn't like Mackinac fudge or Mackinac,
so we thought a little chocolate
for when you're flying back to your place in Avon.
All right.
And lastly, lastly, we decided, well, you know,
he has, what did he say, 12 black t-shirts.
We thought we'd buy him at least one more so he could walk around.
There it is.
Are you guys ready?
There it is.