We Need Our Men Back Hair and All

We need our men back, hair and all. Now don't, listen, if a guy doesn't have a good head of hair, split screen, split screen, split screen, that's not fair. By the way, Steve, you can't have it all. I always say God's fair. Let's just say, Steve, they make special pants for Steve. Let me just say that. He scores again. Let's just say when Steve goes to the tailor and he has a new set of pants, he whispers to the tailor, can you just let it out in the front, please? No body hair. Stop waxing. Hair. Okay. Were you like a bear, like a big hairy guy? Here's the thing. I got the hair, but I have to say I scissor. I scissor. I don't shave. Do you know what I mean? I don't want overgrown. I scissor. It's a trim. I don't want this thing. I don't like these guys coming out of the neck. I don't like that. I'll never forget, you know, all the red carpets I did over the years in Hollywood and I always had my three favorite hairy guys, Alec Baldwin, Robin Williams. But severely her suit, Steve Carell. I used to always laugh with Carell and his wife. I would usually go right to Mrs. Carell and we would, and it was like, you know, the Emmys were always in September and they were always hot. On a given Emmys, it could be brutally hot, like close to a hundred. And I would say, Steve, how are you doing? I have a little fan for him holding it there. Are you dying right now? What's going on underneath that shirt? Dear, can you pull the jacket down? Can I see the back? Can I see what's going on there? He'd be like, will you stop? This is too much. And Mrs. Carell's like, oh my God. I said, you ever just want to shave the whole thing? Baldwin, my God, is he hairy. But a lot of women like a very hairy man. He was hairy, Robin Williams. Oh God, did we love Robin Williams? I mean, Jesus, was he great.