Nobody Weaponizes Dry Humor Like Ryan Reynolds..

You attended a state dinner, you were invited by the Obamas and Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. Pretty cool. You've got to be serious, as a Canadian, to be honored that way. How was it? It was kind of amazing, because you get to spend a little bit of time with the Obamas and I got to spend some time with Prime Minister Trudeau, which was huge for me, because he's like our rock star Prime Minister, amazing guy. I swapped a quick idea with him on how we can take Alaska, and he didn't really... It's right there. It would take us forever to respond, and we don't see it coming. No, exactly. Plenty of celebrities rely on charm or energy, but Ryan Reynolds does damage with nothing more than a straight face. With his signature poker face delivery, he leaves everyone around him completely helpless. A lot of talking about how you act in the delivery room, because I'm the renewer in the delivery room. Yeah, for sure. And you decided to play a song. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What did you play when your wife was in labor? I jammed a little Marvin Gaye's Let's Get It On. How did that go? It was like steak knives came out of her eyes, like, are you f***ing with me right now? Ryan Reynolds crossed a line most husbands know better than to approach. Safe to say he'll be sleeping on the couch for the next few days. And I get a Google alert saying that Blake is pregnant. Oh, and nobody was more surprised than me, Jimmy. I got to tell you, I thought that I thought the fact that I was wearing a denim vest would be all the rage. That would be all. But then Blake shows up uninvited. I might. Oh, my goodness. It's unbelievable. I thought she's just been pounding beer. And it turns out that she's like, yeah, six months pregnant or something, you know? Yeah. And you mentioned that now you have three daughters. Congratulations. Thank you. How does that feel? How did that change the dynamic in the house? It felt like we added a whole new daughter. Sometimes it's hard to tell whether Ryan is using dry humor or quietly processing unresolved childhood trauma. All right. There's something in there. Yeah. Oh, that is surprisingly lovely. That's fudge. OK, this is this is I can't it feels sticky and sad. This is my childhood. My childhood is in the fudge. While we all love a good prank, I'm not sure how I'd feel if he pulled the same one on me. Now that you have a baby daughter, do you take a lot of pictures? I take a crap load of pictures, but it's the digital age. So it's like, you know, my dad took, I mean, hundreds of thousands of photos, but not of us. So he would take about one hundred thousand photos and then at night he would get online on the dial up and email them to everybody and you'd have and I'm not joking here. You'd have like four or five hundred pictures of a blurry meatloaf. I was about 18 years old and in the middle of the dinner once I grabbed the camera and I went in the bathroom and I just took a picture of my penis. And I just wanted to see if he would naturally edit these photos at some point. Nope. He emailed it out. He sent it out? Yeah. So I think there's one day I hope it doesn't happen, but there's a penis picture of mine floating around somewhere. Well, guess what? We found it. I can see right through you right now. So I have a twin brother. Whoa. No. Incredible. No, no, no, no. I don't. I ate my twin brother in the womb. While having daughters comes with its own set of perks, the activities that come with it can be tiring to say the least. They're into the holidays. So are they excited? They're super, super excited. We'll be watching Frozen 2 another 619 times. I can't wait. Sounds like a dream. Thank goodness there's a second one. Right? Yeah, I know. Thank God. Right. I have seen Frozen with my daughters so, so many times. And people who don't know this, a lot of parents don't know this, if you play Frozen backwards, it's actually a shot for shot remake of The Exorcist. So that would obviously enrage a lot of parents. A couple of months after our first Deadpool interview, I was covering Comic Con in Dubai and then all of a sudden they were no longer dressed up as Pirates of the Caribbean, but everybody was dressed up as Deadpool. Ha! Suck it, Jack Sparrow. Putting Jake Gyllenhaal and Ryan Reynolds together in an interview means you're never getting a proper one. Just see for yourself. Cool, so that's it. Can you wash your balls in here? Oh, scrubbed them real good. Okay, good. By the way, I brought you guys something because you know I love Deadpool. Oh, that's sweet. I know you liked it too. Thank you so much. Cool, cool, cool. Really, that's great. Thank you. Alright. Somebody from Sony is coming in right now. Where's my dad? We'll talk tomorrow! Yes! Awesome! Is Ryan Reynolds missing a tooth? What are you? No! These are all my teeth! What the hell is going on here? Ryan Reynolds is missing a lot of things. Let's get these calf implants out too while we're at it. Why Ryan Reynolds wanted to play Deadpool. Jobless? Yeah. I mean, just like every other guy. Desperate. Yeah, desperation definitely. Elements of middle-aged panic. You know. Going to a pediatrician is supposed to be a safe space. But it turns out Ryan's pediatrician has a sense of humor of her own. Yeah. Our pediatrician, when she met Inez, she said, Oh, this one's shady. And like even the other day when we were traveling back home, we were at the airport and out of our whole family, she's the only one that got the secondary security pat down. At two years old? At two years old. Alright, so what is this shady two-year-old up to? She just like takes it like a hardened felon. Like she's just like, Search me. What's up? Because she's four. And then you had another one with Blake recently. How old is that child? That happened from sex. Every father hopes that dad is the first word echoed by their child. Ryan didn't win that one, but he still found a way to come out on top. And is she talking? Yeah, she's saying mama. She's like, yeah. I'm telling you. You know what though? You know what my wife doesn't realize though? Is that she calls me mama too. Seriously. That's very interesting. She calls me. I have to literally sit her down and tell her that this doesn't work that way. You're explaining this all to her. Yes. Oh, yes. She understands. When you reference other movies or characters in other movies, is that a licensing thing or is it just a... If it is, we are screwed. You know, I actually do have something I'm here to promote. And I'd love to play a little game if you're up for it. Are you guys up for it too? My new parenting book, 10 Easy Steps to Lower Your Child's Self-Esteem. So, Ryan, you and Blake can be married for... Oh God, don't do this to me. Four years. Three years. Let's be honest. Most guys would fumble that first question. It's the next one that should raise some concerns. How old are your girls now? I have no idea. I've been around the world working. Probably older than the last time we saw you. I used to say to her, I would take a bullet for you. I could never love anything as much as I love you. I would say that to my wife. And the second I looked in that baby's eyes, I knew in that exact moment that if we were ever under attack, I would use my wife as a human shield to protect that baby. Ryan knew exactly how much weight Brad Pitt's name carries in Hollywood, and deliberately used it as a weapon in one of his deadpan punchlines. It was always fun to pitch the studio, because we have a whole sequence in the movie with this team. Deadpool builds a team, the X-Force. And the studio was like, yes! Synergy! Avengers! That's what we're going to get out of this. This is going to be great. And I was like, yeah, they're all amazing. They're all super huge stars. It's going to be awesome. Brad Pitt's going to do it. And they were like, wait, hold on. Back up. Brad Pitt's going to do this? I was like, yeah. He's playing one of the characters. They're like, which character? I was like, he's going to play Vanisher. And they're like, what's Vanisher's power? And I was like, well, he doesn't speak and he's invisible. What's up, Gordon? Looks like we got two beards in the room. Three, if you count your wife. Let's dive in. Hope you enjoyed this one.