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I've learned I have a distinctive face, something that I didn't know. It's true, I can confirm. And I always remember I was on the subway years ago, when New York was still pretty rough, and I was taking my kid by subway from downtown to the Bronx Zoo. And some guys got on the train. Can you swear on this program? Some guys got on the train, and they're sitting there, and they're looking at me, and they're looking kind of, you know, rough. And I think, oh, God, even with my son here, these guys are going to, you know, rob me for money or something. Something bad is going to happen, because they were looking kind of mean, and then they were looking at each other. Then I heard one say, yeah, it's got to be him. Nobody looks like that mother******. Few celebrities in their 40s rock their hair quite like Jensen Ackles. As he discovered during this interview, it's even being used overseas for marketing purposes, just not in the way you'd expect. Barber shops have your pictures. And this one I found in Bombay has a picture of you for a hair transplanting. They did a before and after, because you have the perfect hair. I don't know if you can see this, but… Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And a shout-out to that barber shop, because it still looks great today. Hold it up one more time. Ant's got to get a look at this. So this was an actual… They just removed… It was a heal and reveal, as we call it in the biz. Oh, my God. Yeah. Would you ever let a gay dude flirt? Did you ever let a gay guy flirt with you a little just to keep your spirits up a little? Keep my spirits up a little? Or just, like, say you're sitting somewhere, you're talking to a guy, and it's a gay guy. Did you ever, you know, not act real straight or something because you were… You know what I'm saying, though? To try to just have a decent day or whatever? Can I talk about that like you took advantage of him? Celebrities love jewelry. But for Tyrese Gibson, there came a point when he stopped collecting material things after seeing the same story repeat itself over and over again. Are those earrings real? No. You can't tell. I don't know what I'm asking. You know why it's not real? Because I've lost so much of this ----. I done spent a half a million dollar loan to call Jacob the jeweler. I don't lose no sleep over trying to win the popularity contest from showing up with all this jewelry that I'm going to leave on a nightstand and have a housekeeper to say, I don't know. I'm sure you don't know. Where them $250,000 ******* earrings is at? I don't know. We looked everywhere. I'm sure you looked everywhere. That ************ retired two weeks later. And these motherfucking hotels ain't paying me back to this day. When it comes to favorite villains, a few names always come up. Darth Vader, the Joker, and perhaps Hannibal Lecter. Let's see who 50 Cent's pick is. Your favorite villain? My favorite villain? I kind of like Diddy. That was okay. Not the answer I was expecting. Ric Flair lived life at full speed. The partying, the drinking, the larger than life personality. Wherever he went, a story usually followed. And as it turns out, rehab was no exception. How long were you in rehab for? 35 days. So my roommate, my roommate's a doctor from Fort Lauderdale that's there for a digesting crystal anally. That's one roommate. Now what does that got to do with me drinking? The other one, the other one, the other guy is a 23-year-old that was taking 40 milligrams of Valium at 23. You don't think he was vibrating? The other guy, I'm trying to think. Then one morning in the rehab courtyard, he spotted something so unexpected he could hardly believe it. I look across the courtyard, I'm smoking a Marlboro, right? And I'm drinking a cup of coffee and I said, I said to the guy, my roommate, I can't remember his name. I said, it's not the guy. That guy looks just like a doctor. He said, it is a doctor. I said, what's he doing here? He's been a patient here for five years. I said, the doctor is taking care of a patient? What? I couldn't believe it. So I walk up to the counselor. I tell him, is that the guy? Does he have a license? No, they pulled it. Well, how is he practicing medicine? Imagine knowing your doctor had his medical license pulled, spent five years in rehab, and then being forced to consult with him. I want you to take this test again. What does this look like? A bear or a skunk or an owl? It looks like you dumb. Why are you asking me the same question? I've been looking at this box for three weeks. And I'm not going to change. I don't know what it looks like. What does it look like to you? And why are you in here? I feel like we achieved what we set out to do. And very early on, one of the things that we talked about with music, well, Stephanie talked about. Just warming up the pipes. I've already had clear liquor this morning, so we're fine. Was that for you? Just drink amongst yourselves. I knew you'd stop. You were drinking for yourself, and I stole it. Most people hide from a painful divorce. Chris Rock turned his into comedy. What made you do it again? What made me do it again? I got divorced and lost all my money. I would hire my ex's divorce lawyer in a minute. And just to make it even worse, his prenup expired at the absolute worst possible time. So I got to give her 30% of that sip I just took. Today it's seen as a masterpiece, but the Shawshank Redemption was a box office failure. And here's Morgan Freeman explaining why. Tanked at the box office. And the reason for that is, of course, is that the only real marketing movies get, I think, is word of mouth. You can promote it all you want, but if the first few audiences go there and come back and can't say, I really saw this great film, then you're not going to go very far. So people went to see the Shawshank Redemption, and then they came back. Oh, man, I saw this really terrific movie. It's called the... Shank-sham. Sham-sham. One lady saw me in the elevator one time. She said, oh, I saw you in the Hudsucker Redemption. Very specific vision for his exit from this world. And somehow he manifested it exactly. We said, I'm going to go out, probably banging your mom. He said, boys, when I go, I'm going to be making love to your mother. And he did. He called the shot. And he actually did it. And he did it. Did he have a heart attack? Had a heart fibrillation, yeah. And all the neighbors are out in the street. He's going out the garage down. So, you know, what's the sensible thing to do at 7 a.m.? Cover him. My mom's out there, half-naked, ripping the sheet off him. Get that sheet off of him. You're going to see how big Jim went out. I hope he had a boner at that point. I do, too. And what kind of things would you do on this show? Everybody would do anything they wanted to do. Like, really crazy stuff, like jump naked with parachutes. And, like... But you do that, you know, that little blur thing? Why? When did you do it? No, no, no, I was the host. I would make them do it. So, you make men or women jump out naked of a plane? That was a man who did it. And you could see the little blur. Why was it a little blur, is my question. Imagine from that high, doing that. Yeah. I'm sure, but as soon as he saw you, it wasn't that little. Yeah. The blur grew. Of course, Fred, you're known more for the service side of the industry. Sure. But you're traveling here with one of the greatest chefs in the world, and Gordon. When you spend months filming together every single day, you're bound to uncover some strange habits. Just ask Gino De Campo. 2.30 in the morning, this little f***er's in my sleeping bag. He's spooning me. I couldn't hear noises, like... Should we talk to Jonathan the way you wake me up in the morning? No, no. By bashing your wheelie on my foot? No. Should we take this to another level now? I told you I needed to pee. So then you wake somebody up by doing that? That is not true. And it takes a lot to kind of shake me. I'm a little thick-skinned when it comes to being scared by stuff. Or someone's playing music. One of Jamie's unique talents is using storytelling to bring his impressions to life, and this moment showcases it perfectly. Back in the day when I wasn't on, when I was just in the comedy clubs trying to come up, I used to go to Roxbury all the time and stand outside the club, and they would make me stand on the other side of the street because I didn't have no resume, so I'm just watching everybody come out. But I never got a chance to cross the street until I saw Denzel. And when Denzel walked out, I said, Hell no, I got to get on the other side of the street. And you know how black people are. When we get excited, we march. Am I right? Black people march. I was like, Denzel! But Denzel does know that karate stuff. Because as I got close to him, he just reached up and did a move and hit me right in the throat. He said, hold on, hold on. All right. Okay. All right. All right. Come on. All right. All right. Okay. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Every A-list actor has that one project they'd rather forget. Matt's is so strange, even his fans can't believe it's real. Did you know that when people watch the trailer for Tiptoes, the first time you see it, you're like, what the f*** is happening? Hi, I'm Ralph. I'm his brother. We're twins. I think you're going to let me know that everyone in your family's a midget. Wait, the trailer's so good. I've never seen the trailer. This is so good. Patricia Arquette. And in the role of a lifetime. That's real. That's so good. It's so good. I've never seen that. Getting invited to dinner with the prime minister usually means you act respectful and stay quiet. That applies to everyone except Ryan. You attended a state dinner. You were invited by the Obamas and Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. Pretty cool. That's got to be serious. As a Canadian, to be honored that way. How was it? It was kind of amazing because, you know, you get to spend a little bit of time with the Obamas and I got to spend some time with Prime Minister Trudeau, which was huge for me because he's like our rock star prime minister. Amazing guy. I swapped a quick idea with him on how we can take Alaska and he didn't really... It's right there. Yeah. It's right there. It will take us forever to respond and we don't see it coming. No, exactly. Ever wondered what having Jim Carrey as your granddad is like? You're about to find out. Your granddad? Unbelievably. I am a granddad. Yes. But I tell him, don't call me grandpa because every time... And it's hilarious because he'll just keep doing it because it bothers me. I say, don't call me grandpa. And he'll go, grandpa. And every time he calls me, I get a little older. Even legends miss out on roles, but Robin took losing the Joker in stride and proved he could make Jack Nicholson his own punchline. Always been fascinated at the roles that actors don't get. I know this might be a sore spot. Well, the Batman, the Joker role. Listen, Robbo, I'm real sorry about it. Maybe I'll send you a couple of t-shirts, smart boy. It happened that way. It went away, I guess. You know, I was interested, but somebody else went, I'm better than you and I'm bigger. So here you go. When Dr. Dre cashed out beats for $3 billion, Rick Ross saw the bag, but Chris Rock saw the punchline. Dre's got headphones. So now everybody else trying to get headphones. 50 Cent got headphones. Rick Ross even has headphones. That's right, Dre got beats. Rick Ross has dire beats. And with Rick Ross looking like he's never refused seconds, Chris wasn't about to break that tradition. Rick Ross gonna be the first rapper to die of breast cancer. Few actors are as fun to imitate as Matthew McConaughey, and these celebrities proved they couldn't resist taking their best shot at his iconic voice. Say, Mr. Soderbergh, is it about time to take my shirt off? Matthew McConaughey! All right, all right, all right. That was really good. Matt Damon, who you know, does the best Matthew McConaughey impression on Earth. So does Matt Damon actually nail it? Only one way to find out. Today's scene I think would be a good opportunity for me to take my shirt off. This is something you should never say about your wife unless you're ready to sleep on the couch for at least a month. And I got a Google alert saying that Blake is pregnant. Oh. And, uh... Nobody was more surprised than me, Jimmy, I gotta tell you. I thought the fact that I was wearing a denim vest would be all the rage. That would be all the news. You thought that was gonna be the news there. But then Blake shows up uninvited, I might add. Oh, my goodness. That is unbelievable. And I thought she's just been pounding beer. And it turns out that she's, like, six months pregnant or something, you know? Yeah. I gotta get way more hands-on at home. Every joke carries a bit of truth, and Jim often masked his feelings with comedy. But even that can backfire. We had a thing called the kidding face. The kidding face? The kidding face lets your friend know that you don't really mean what you're saying. And then he does the kidding face back to you, letting you know that, um, that he understands that you're kidding. You're an idiot. Go ahead. Uh... You look stupid bald. But Jim being Jim, he couldn't hold back and flipped the switch in the best way possible. The one thing that I didn't really want you to touch on, and you did. It's all funny. Puppet master. Yeah, yeah. Running everybody's lives. Coming into another country. Ooh, I own the place. Big deal. And guess what else? No one likes you, Conan! No one likes you, and you're gonna die alone! Robin Williams has a sixth sense for laughter, so when he heard someone cracking up in the audience, he made sure to go and finish what he started. Are you okay? Baby Jesus loves you! Hands on you, but first I'm gonna do this. Put two legendary actors in the same room, and eventually, one's going to start imitating the other, and this clip absolutely proves it. There were certain things that you would say in movies that became like your calling card. You get your f***ing hands off me. Yes, sir. Now don't you get smart. Get your f***ing hands off me! Get your f***ing hands... Say it with me. No! I'll grab your hand, and you play me. You get your f***ing hands off me. Harrison's built furniture, saved the galaxy, and found the Ark, but somewhere in between, he became funnier than most comedians. So this guy's working in the produce department at the grocery store, and a lady walks up, and she says, excuse me. He says, yes? She says, where's the broccoli? I can't find the broccoli. He said, oh, I'm really sorry about it. He says, we ran out of broccoli. We'll have some tomorrow morning. A couple minutes later, this woman walks up, right up in his face, and she says, how come I can't find any broccoli? He says, lady, um... He says, do me a favor, will you? She says, what? He says, how do you spell... Indulge me. How do you spell cat? C-A-T. He says, how do you spell f***ing broccoli? She says, there is no f***ing broccoli. He says, that's what I'm trying to tell you, lady! Most actors wait their turn, but Robert, he demands the spotlight from the jump. I must be mellowing with age, but I want to say this very clearly. The next time I'm not asked the first question. Bill Hader's been in plenty of iconic movies, from Superbad to Tropic Thunder and Star Wars? Well, kind of. I had an impression in the movie of Jabba the Hutt dying, which is another very specific impression I've never heard before. Right. Yeah, it's the most worthless impression ever. Yeah, it was Jabba the Hutt died. Yeah, he was like, uh... Oh, oh, oh. Pee-sah-coo-bah-tah. Pee-sah-too-bah... You also do... One time on the show you did something called a... A tauntaun. Yeah, the tauntaun. The tauntaun as in Star Wars. You specialize in Star Wars impressions. What is the tauntaun again? Oh, the tauntaun is the thing that they ride in Hoth, the land of Hoth, and Empire Strikes Back, and it's like a... That was a tauntaun. Tusken Raider. Tusken Raider, what's a tauntaun? What happens when the greatest actor and the greatest basketball player end up in the same room? Turns out, it's exactly as good as it sounds. Who is the greatest basketball player of all time, in your opinion? Whoa. Oh, man, that's hard. I was at the Chicago Bulls game with Spike Lee, when Michael Jordan made that famous shot. I was there. And we went out to dinner that night, afterwards. And he's famous. I was doing security work. Michael Jordan's famous. You went out to dinner with him after that game? I went out after that game, because the next game they were coming to L.A. to play. And I was trying to get him drunk, trying to get him off his game. That's a Lakers fan, yeah. It didn't work. It didn't work? Did you buy him shots? Did he drink? He acted like he would put it to his lip and then put it back down. Oh, very interesting. So maybe he's the greatest of all time. He was that night. And while most stars filter out their answers in interviews, Keanu's always been the guy who likes to keep it real. If you have a day off, do you have some perfect day off? Some things that you like to do when you have not work, not just being on stage? Yeah, yeah. There's lots of great stuff to do, yeah. You know, hopefully you're in a relationship, you have some morning sex, eat a great breakfast, go for a motorcycle ride, come back, swim, have more sex, eat some more, hang out for a little bit, maybe do some reading, you know, go see a movie, have more sex, go to the bar, have a couple of drinks, see some friends, take a motorcycle ride, get home, hang out a little bit, have more sex. That's a pretty good day. We all know Johnny's effortlessly funny, and apparently his own court case is the perfect place to demonstrate it. Did I read that right? You certainly did, yes, sir. Did I read that right? You certainly did, yes, sir. And you wrote that about the... Did I read that right? Yes, you did. Did I read that right? You did. Did I read that right? You did. Did I read that right? You did, sir. Did I read that right? You continue to read them right, yes. And you were drinking pretty heavily. Were you then? After a string of flops and a ton of bad press, Johnny Depp's star power looks as wobbly as Jack Sparrow on a plank. Did I read that right? You read that very, very well. The next one, Hollywood Reporter. When two of Hollywood's most relaxed legends collaborate on a film, you can probably guess how that went. What was the most notable thing Snoop did during your work time together? He snooped me. There's a scene where I'm going to Snoop, I've got writer's block, and Snoop has the magic weed, right? Uh-huh. I go to Snoop and I go to the prop man and make sure I've got prop weed. Now prop weed is not real weed, it's like crushed oregano and stuff. So we get in the scene, it's about a six minute scene, fast back and forth, all of a sudden at the end he goes, yo, Moondog, and that's my character, he goes, that ain't prop weed, that's Snoop weed. I went, oh, you son of a gun. Now the next nine hours were a lot of fun, but I don't believe he used one word in the English language. Turns out Snoop had plenty to say about it himself, and it's just what you'd expect from the D-O-double-G. You said I rapped a lot. You rapped for 13 hours straight. And I came back to work, I asked you, I said, man, I'm a little hazy on how last night went, how'd it go. What'd I tell you? Snoop says, oh, you was great, Moondog. You hit four in the park home runs. Parents enter an unspoken battle after a newborn, waiting to see whether the first word is mom or dad. Ryan lost that fight, but he still found a way to claim victory. Talking? Yeah, she's saying mama. She's like, yeah. I'm telling you. You know what, though? You know what my wife doesn't realize, though? Is that she calls me mama, too. Seriously. That's very interesting. She calls me, I have to literally sit her down and tell her that penises don't work that way. You explain this all to her. Yes, oh, yes. She understands. It's hard to unsee Hannibal Lecter, especially when Anthony Hopkins is suddenly across the dinner table. I once had dinner with Anthony Hopkins. I invited him over for dinner, and he accepted. We had dinner together, and I told him that that's how I approached Ace Ventura. It was a smart bird, and he went, I do that. Hannibal Lecter was a cross between a crocodile and a spider, a tarantula spider, with infinite patience, infinite time, to just wait for the perfect moment to strike. And it got a little creepy. Yeah. It really did. It started getting creepy. I started to go, more roast beef, man? There's plenty in the kitchen. Robin Williams had a gift for turning formal events into absolute chaos, something award show organizers quickly realized. I want to thank you for having Prince, William Shatner, Puff Daddy, and Mick Jagger on the same stage. That is the sign of the apocalypse. Thank you. That is the end of the world as we know it. When two comedy masters join forces, expect the unexpected, and this exchange absolutely confirms it. Anywhere from 4 to 50 kids, and just a lot of energy, a lot of motion, a lot of fun, a lot of high-fiving, a lot of smiles. That's basically the mantra of it. It's like a lot of high-fives. Is that what you said? I'm listening to what you're asking me, and if you're not listening to my answers, let's just call it a day. If you can't get the fat out of your ears, and listen, then why am I here? Get the fat out of your ears! Okay, you know what? I'm not that fat, okay? I'm not that fat! Lost nine pounds. Where do award-winning actors keep their Oscar? The more you have, the easier the answer. Here's the most egotistical answer you could ever get. People say, where do you keep your Oscar? I said, next to the other one. And they're lonely. Romney, for you, where do you keep yours? By itself. Let's be honest. We all have bad pictures of ourselves, but luckily, they're not as bad as Bill's. Wait, the red carpet? Yes. I never know what to do with my hands. I don't know how to pose for a picture. It puts you in your head. It's so bizarre. There's always, oh, over here, over here, over here, and I'm like. Not a normal experience. Yeah. Well, we actually, we found some photos of you. So, and I don't, you're kind of like. Look at this. About to be shot. It's just like. It's funny. Hello, sir, I'm here to pick up your daughter. There are standard ways to evaluate an actor's performance, but Robert's approach is definitely not in any textbook. I consider myself a veteran of sorts, and I've made somewhat of a study of this. Tell me if I'm wrong. I don't know if an actress can do her best work until I've slept with her. A few moments later. Now, I'm not saying that my theory doesn't hold water, but somehow all of these women rendered exquisite performances without a shred of help from me, so I guess I'm just saying, if I could, I'd give it to all five of you. Nice. This is your first superhero film, as it were. In my copious research, the internet, as you know, is always true. Did Batman ever come up? Tim Burton had said that you were on the list to play Batman way back when. Oh, s***. I'm sorry. Oh, no. It never got to you. It's okay. I could have had, I could have had a career. Safe to say, Keanu is adored by women as well, and Sandra Bullock didn't hold back on what working with him meant to her. I think about how sweet Keanu Reeves was and how handsome. It was hard. It was really, it was hard for me to, like, really be serious. Like, he would look at me and I'd be like. Did y'all get together? Did you date him? Never dated him. Really? There's something about me that I guess he didn't like. No, that's not true. I think it's true. No. He never, never. He was probably intimidated. Not at all. Yeah. There's nothing to intimidate. I'm not that. Yes, you are. But I think we're probably friends for that long because we didn't. Yeah. Right. But let's just say the feeling was mutual and Keanu wasn't afraid to admit it. Did you know that she had a crush on you? She obviously didn't know I had a crush on her either. Oh, wow. I can't believe you both had crushes on each other and you were so scared. We were working. Well, I know, but there's other people that work. Haven't you ever had a romance with somebody that you did a movie with? Sounds like yes. I'm going to make that face. Whether it's before or after. I mean, you can wait until it's over. Sure, sure. Yeah. So that chemistry was real because y'all really did both have feelings like that. Yeah. That's sweet. It was nice to go to work. And looking back, maybe the signs of what might have been were there all along. She's a beautiful lady. Yeah, very beautiful. Giving. And such a wonderful energy about her and life. And she's just, wherever she goes, a complete damsel in distress. Excuse us for a moment. Nice blouse. You think? It's nice. Very cool, huh? How are you? I'm pretty well. Et voila. When you become famous, privacy is everything. But for Matthew's mom, let's just say she didn't get the memo. Your mom didn't adjust immediately. No. I bet you have some of these stories. Well, moms never do, yeah. No. Some sincere and good intentions, but you just don't understand it. People start to get interested in my life and my history as has happened. My mom shows up in these newspapers and saying these things. I'm like, Mom, you can't keep that to, that's between us. People are going to be coming to you wanting to know things about my life, but keep what should be private ours. Okay, okay, okay. All of a sudden, the next Thursday night, I'm looking hard copy, and there's my mom giving an escort through my bedroom. This is where, this is where we caught him first sleeping with so-and-so. I call her, and she goes, oh, I didn't know you'd see it. So, Ryan, you and Blake have been married for? Uh, oh God, don't do this to me. Two, two, uh, four years. I'm sure that question would put any man on the spot, but this next one, I don't know what to say. How old are your girls now? I have no idea. I've been around the world working. Probably older than the last time you saw them. Two of comedy's greatest minds in the same room, and somehow we never got the collaboration. But this moment shows exactly why it would have been legendary. Jim, you know this, it's weird. Normally, they look at comedians as like very special people. Thank you very much. And you allow us to be in the room with the adults you nominated. You even have a category for us, comedy and dancing. There's a lot of dancers who could have been up here tonight, but they didn't make it. The line between tragedy and comedy is thin, and Robin Williams walked it better than anyone by never taking himself too seriously. People always complain about their phones this thing, like, you know, I've only got two bars. I've only got, listen, I'm an alcoholic. All I've ever needed was one bar. I'm up and running. One word answers are supposed to be challenging, but for Will, piece of cake. Now I know you have a lot of children. You have four children. And I know how you got them. Will, how did you reproduce? I did not think that that was funny. Just for the record, my friend, I did not. Sex. If... Surrogate. For me. Is there anyone older than you in this movie? Who? Name one person. Mel. Gibson. How is he? John. Old. Australian. She laughed a little bit. I... You did it. No, I was farting out of my mouth. He's mastered acting, producing and directing, but his most surprising talent? Turns out therapy might just top them all. For any aspiring actors who want to break the boundaries, who want to push doors, exactly what you have done, what advice do you have? Learn to act on stage. Don't rely on social media. Put it down. Turn it off. Shut up. Be quiet. Learn. Read. Relax. Get better. First part of your life, you learn. Second part of your life, you earn. Third part of your life, you return. Can you be my therapist? I already am. There Will Be Blood made Daniel Day-Lewis a legend, but Bill's take on it? More like There Will Be Laughs. You remember my boy, H.W.? No! And then my child! My child! Oh, here he is. He's right there. Well, let me explain it to you. You have a milkshake, and I have a straw. Well, that's a really big straw. And my straw goes across the room, and I drink your milkshake! I drink it up! Most actors stick to what's familiar when picking roles. Rest assured, Robert doesn't believe in that approach. When I built the pyramids, right? It was tough. It was tough as a ************. You built the pyramids? Yeah, because we was hauling all the stuff up like that, but we actually, we did it all with sound, right? We did it with sound, and then we had a blanket. With sound, we had a blanket. And it came down like that. You know? That's what I was tripping on. But is he being baptized? Huh? Hold on, don't move. We cool. What? I just want to keep him in check in case any evil spirits come in while I'm trying to commute with my accent. Hold on now. Don't make me take the clip out. Hold on, baby. We cool. Huh? Hey, just let him play catch. All right, let's go play catch. You've been healed. Knowing your worth is always important, and Harrison understood that long before the fame. When you were working as a carpenter and building these kind of places here in L.A., would you charge more to a celebrity than you would to a regular civilian? Wouldn't you? Yes! We all know Keanu is incredible on screen, from dodging bullets to incredible action. But off-camera, he gets just as much praise from his co-stars, and this is all the proof you'll ever need. Getting back to Keanu Reeves, your co-star, everybody says he's a really nice guy. That's all I've heard. Better than that. What is the nicest thing that he's done on set? I think he brought me tea once. He's very generous with his time, commitment, and his ideas. I think he's one of the most collaborative people I've ever worked with. Everything. He's so kind and humble and collaborative and welcoming. I mean, everything, all the good things you hear about Keanu, they're true! They're actually true. They're true! I mean, I think, you know, both of us have been asked, like, was it really intimidating meeting him? And I think it would be intimidating meeting him if he walked into a room with, like, any ego or, like, he wasn't humble or kind, but he is so immediately, clearly humble, kind, gracious, that it's just like, oh, my gosh, Keanu. And speaking of humility, Keanu can take all the punches and kicks in the world, but a compliment. The man is just too humble. A few articles have come out recently, and I want to kind of add to this, that you are the nicest guy in the world. Why did you just... That's ridiculous. Well, I mean, can I just... Anyway, it's nice to hear, but it's not true. What happened anyway? It's nice to hear. And here's what Jim had to say to you, what he said to us. He said, you are the man that every man aspires to be. How does that make you feel? No, he didn't. Yes, he did. He said it to us. Well, he's very kind, and he's very generous, and it speaks to his beautiful heart, and the man is a creative genius. Yes. Right? He's a genius. And in this film, he's even more genius. He's double genius. Who wants rough? I do. So do I. Bring it. Does the sword make my bum look big? Yes. Naughty. I'll be a little...