Nobody Breaking Celebrities With Dry Humor Like Ryan Reynolds!

You did the voiceovers for some of the trailers you did. Yeah, I did. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I love that stuff I do it at home all the time drives my wife nuts. It's there, you know, it's that voice that in a world divided by fear One man must stand alone Will Smith Ryan Reynolds Catherine Zeta-jones Toby Jones Graham Norton's pants rated R Plenty of celebrities rely on charm or high energy But Ryan Reynolds doesn't need either a few perfectly timed words and everyone around him is done You have a baby daughter. Do you take a lot of pictures? I take a crapload of pictures, but it's a digital age So it's like, you know, my dad took I mean Hundreds of thousands of photos, but not of us I was about 18 years old and in the middle of the dinner once I I grabbed the camera and I went in the bathroom and I just took a picture of my penis And I just wanted to see if he would naturally edit these photos at some point no Yeah, so I I think I there's one day I hope it doesn't happen but I there's a there's a penis picture of mine floating Around some well, guess what? We found it Ryan crossed a line. Most husbands know better than to touch and it's safe to say he's definitely on the couch tonight. Hello alert saying that Blake is pregnant. Oh and Nobody was more surprised than me Jimmy. I gotta tell you Nobody I said what's up? Like what's going on in your life? You said not much. I was like not much. I know Well, I thought that I thought the fact that I was wearing a denim vest would be all the rage That would be all But then Blake shows up uninvited I might oh my goodness It's unbelievable. I thought she's just been pounding beer and it turns out that she's like, yeah six months pregnant You know, yeah, I got to get way more hands-on at home use you fan questions here that I got first one comes from Brian Blanald's from Vancouver, British Columbia. Oh, I love that state. I love Latin America. That's amazing Brian asks Hugh. I heard that on X-Men Wolverine you had specially designed lifts put in your shoes So you would appear taller than one of your co-stars. Is this true or just a silly fact? It's it's true I I did Next question Sometimes it's hard to tell if Ryan Reynolds is doing dry humor or quietly processing unresolved childhood trauma That is surprisingly lovely. That's fudge Okay, this is this is I I can't it feels sticky and and sad this is my childhood my childhood Is in the fudge she's pretty good, you know, I mean, you know, I carry a blow darts up You know, and then I just inhale one for myself Thank my wife Blake who is sitting right there Who is everything to me? You are the best thing the best thing that has ever happened to me Second only to this star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame while having daughters is amazing But keeping up with everything that comes with it. That's a full-time workout. They're into the holidays. Are they excited? They're super super excited. We'll be watching frozen to another six hundred Nine weeks now. Yeah, I do everything that our baby in particular is is that we think allergic to sleep Joke that with it. She we think that she's thinks that she's keeping us. She's protecting us from like the sleep monsters Yeah, I just I got to keep them up or the sleep monsters You're so old you make dust look like a baby Trying to process that right? Oh Okay, wow, you smell so bad I can hear it Going to the pediatrician should be comforting but for Ryan Reynolds it turned into something a lot more unexpected Yeah, well, no. Yeah when our pediatrician when she met in as she said, oh this one's shady And like even the other day when we were traveling back home We were at the airport and out of our whole family. She's the only one that got the secondary security pat-down She just like takes it like a hardened felon like she's just like get search me Like turning around like what like a thin fart escapes Yeah, no nothing there's nothing that can't there's no space in that thing at all when I put it on I can actually taste my own genitals The moment Jake Gyllenhaal and Ryan Reynolds sit down together any hope of a proper interview disappears. Just see for yourself Hello, I'm Ryan Reynolds and I'm Jake Gyllenhaal and we're doing a wired autocomplete interview. Yes You're gonna see like little red dots I got on the leg and then just slowly actually the thing about is a scary. Yeah This movie is totally always wanted to say on camera Every dad hopes to hear dad first But Ryan didn't win that one and still somehow came out on top. We're on track. It's a game-changer when the baby It's great. Falls asleep. Oh, it's fantastic. Yeah, and is she talking? Um, yeah, she's saying mama. She like yeah I'm telling you, you know what though? You know what? My wife doesn't realize though. Is it she calls me mama, too Seriously that's very interesting. She calls me. I have to literally sit her down and tell her that don't work that way You know, wait a minute you're making jokes about your baby daughter. Yeah, six weeks old. She's fair game Dave. I Used to say to her I would take a bullet for you I would I would I could never love anything as much as I love you I would say that to my wife and then the second I looked in that baby's eyes I knew in that exact moment that if we were ever under attack, I would use my wife as a human shield To protect that baby. Are you competitive with your own children? Absolutely you training them to be Fighting machines. No, I don't need to be competitive because they own me so I don't have any say over anything Do you make games when parents can't really be bothered to play? My favorite game is close your eyes for 12 hours Ryan Reynolds knew exactly the weight of Brad Pitt's name in Hollywood and used it perfectly in one of his deadpan punchlines but the second one it was great because like it was always fun to pitch the studio because we have a whole sequence in the Movie with with this this team Deadpool builds a team that the X-Force and the studio was like, yes like synergy Avengers like that's what we're gonna get out of this is gonna be great. And I was like, yeah, they're all amazing They're all like super huge stars. It's gonna be it's gonna be awesome Brad Pitt's gonna do it and they were like wait, hold on back up Brad Pitt's gonna do this I was like, yeah now he's playing one of the characters. They're like which character I was like, he's gonna play play Vanisher You know, like what's what's Vanisher's power? And I was like, well, he's he doesn't speak and he's invisible Six years ago wrote this fantastic script it leaked online and Deadpool fans went nuts for it So the studio granted us a small amount of money to make test footage this this test footage that we shot Then sat on the shelf for four years as it does they didn't do anything with it and then just a little under two years ago it leaked accidentally onto the Internet Accidentally and well, here's the thing it the fans freaked out the Deadpool fans freaked out and overwhelmed Fox and Fox basically Had to greenlight the movie. I'm I know that one of us did it like there's four there's four of us There's me Rhett Reese Paul Wernick and Tim Miller the director one of us did it. Okay, good. Yeah Yeah, we all we all sort of said to be someone should leak it someone should leak it So something the idea was planned, but I'm 70% sure it wasn't me. Okay, perfect. That's good Why can't you be like other actors good ones? Most guys wouldn't survive the first question, but it's what comes next that really gets concerning You and Blake can be married for oh god. Don't do this to me to Three years And is it something about the Canadian accent that makes you a really bad liar Yeah, well, yeah, we're not we're not good at lying or fighting really Slappy Sexy a new line of underwear made from thinly sliced organic ham My new parenting book ten easy steps to lower your child's self-esteem You attended a state dinner. You were invited by the Obamas and Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau pretty cool Yeah as a Canadian to be honored that way how was it it was kind of amazing because you know You get to spend a little time with the Obamas and I got to I got to spend some time with with Prime Minister Trudeau Which is which was huge for me because he's like our rock star Prime Minister amazing guy I swapped a quick idea with him on how we can take Alaska and he didn't really Sexting and stuff and they'll like send a picture of a penis I can't think of anything more threatening to send a woman than a picture of a penis Like in terms of like sexy. It's like just a rung below like a picture of yourself committing domestic terrorism Someone does that I think I think we're done here Stop stop it. Don't don't but I'm not gonna clamp bring me the head of operator. Yeah, that does it. I'm done here. I Love you Thanks for watching. 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