Nobody Breaks Celebrities Like Robert Pattinson

Am I the prettiest woman you've ever seen? Deceptive. Wow, thank you for not just saying no. Robert Pattinson is known for playing serious and mysterious characters, but in real life he loves catching people off guard with his completely unfiltered sense of humor. That's why nobody breaks celebrities like Robert Pattinson. What's my favorite Met Gala look? How the f**k am I supposed to know this s**t? Just wait until you hear what Robert Pattinson had the nerve to say right to Jennifer Lawrence's face. I guess I never realized how much I lie in interviews, because now that I'm hooked up to a machine and I'm like, I can't lie, I'm nervous. I've always thought you have quite a deceptive face. Filming The Odyssey also led to a hilarious moment between Robert Pattinson and Zendaya. Which came first? Well, the drama first, obviously. And I think we were both kind of sworn to secrecy with The Odyssey, so we didn't really tell each other, but we kind of had like a look. She just kind of turned up on set and I was like, hey! Even when he's asked a serious question, Robert somehow never gives the answer people expect. Uh, what's a risk you're glad you took, even if it didn't work out? Being born. Well, I'm gonna say that that's true, because you had to do that. When Jennifer Lawrence asked him about an old criticism he received at school, Robert Pattinson gave the most brutally honest answer possible. A teacher once told you that you shouldn't be an actor. Have you ever thought maybe that teacher had a point? Yes, every day. Truthful. Really? Wow. Robert Pattinson's honesty even managed to turn Christopher Nolan's invitation to join The Odyssey into an awkward moment. You have that interaction with Christopher Nolan, the Christopher Nolan, and he's doing The Odyssey and he's thinking of you, you just say yes. Unless you're Robert Pattinson. And Robert Pattinson says, I can't wait to read it. No, I don't know why. I literally, I sound like such a knob, like literally. It was supposed to be like more of a humble thing and it makes me sound so... I also thought Chris was so funny in his reaction. Just saying like, he's like, you want to read it? Everyone else has said yes. I was like, no, it's fine, I actually changed my mind, I changed my mind. That's funny. I think I'm good. When do we shoot? Another funny moment came when Robert found a completely unexpected way to describe what it was like working alongside Matt Damon. Fun. I mean, you have a, and I'll wrap with this, but you have a fight sequence with Matt Damon in this movie and there are elements of like, of course, you are in the moment and you are in character, but there's got to be at least one moment you're like, I'm fighting Jason Bourne. Was there at least one? I mean, he was like quite terrifying in that scene. He was very scary. It was definitely, it's like, yeah, the saliva was getting very close. He's so unfiltered that sometimes he even jokes about more delicate subjects. What's my favorite thing about playing Rue on Euphoria? Doing drugs all day. Cool. No, I would say honestly, to me it's been like the people who have like connected to her. Knowing that like your work has meant something to someone in a real way, I think is the coolest part. Anyway. That is the correct answer. Doing drugs all day, is that the answer? Not even Anne Hathaway escaped Robert Pattinson's sense of humor. Rob, this film is astonishing. You're all impeccable in it. I absolutely loved it. Aw, Rob, I was just getting excited. Robert also knows exactly when it's better not to take sides. Robert, did you get to visit the set of Spider-Man? Is Batman allowed to visit the set? I don't know. I think I'd be allowed. Yeah, I don't know if it's legal. We keep getting asked like, who would win the fight, Spider-Man or Batman? And I'm like, I'm like legally not allowed to say Spider-Man. Spider-Man would kick Batman's ass. Does he have superpowers? I mean, the thing has like superpowers, right? Yeah. Come on over. Oh, I can't do it. You can't. I know you physically can't. I physically can't. But we know where he is. Especially when Jennifer Lawrence decided to put him on the spot. Kind of insane for you to think that you looked like Claudia Schiffer. Wait, what is it? Do you think I look like Claudia Schiffer? Thanks, Lou. Truthful. Am I the prettiest woman you've ever seen? Wow. Thank you for not just saying no. He also made a confession to Jennifer that nobody expected to hear. Pretended to have seen a fellow actor's work. I mean, we all have. Yes. Many, many times. Yeah. I think I've pretended to see most of the things you've done. I thought you'd won five Oscars the other day. Just the one. Oddly enough, his spontaneous personality extends even to things that are way too personal. He casually shared a behind-the-scenes detail that nobody really needed to picture. I was with you in a film that I feel like your costume was incredibly uncomfortable. And if I were you, I would be miserable. You should try on, try wearing an internal costume. That's pretty uncomfortable. That's true. In what? In Mickey 17. You wore a pipe up your butt? But his completely clueless side always finds a way to show up, especially when he blurts out the first thing that comes to mind. Um, I mean, we had one phone call before we started shooting, and I kind of went, I put the pedal to the metal with my anxiety. And like every single day, I did the most extreme version of my personality, just like full frontal on a face. Apparently, honesty runs in the family. Just listen to what his daughter had to say about his character in Dune 3. Dune, Dune 3 with Zendaya. Yes. And I have a photograph of your character here, and I wondered if, um, if your daughter saw you as this guy. She immediately recognized me, which is really strange from the trailer. But she like kind of looked at my head and pointed at it. She's like, Eggie. It also seems that whenever Robert Pattinson tries to lie, his voice gives him away immediately. Do you hate doing that? You're presenting at the Oscars. That seems to me like something you would dislike. I like it. You do? Yeah. Okay. It's kind of, it's just like really any kind of public appearance now. For some reason, my anxiety just gets worse and worse and worse. And, uh, yeah, the Oscars. Actually, no, everything was fine. And then Zendaya said to me just before we went on stage, she's like, the vein in your forehead is really, really popping out right now. And I was like, what? And they're like, and go. And I was literally the entire time I was trying to just calm myself down. The worst part came after he finished reading the script for Remember Me because he did something absolutely nobody saw coming. What was that story you told where you like read a cab driver? I think I've done that a few times. No, I did it. It was the end of Remember Me. Yes, that is where it was. You're just like, I want to just workshop this for you. But Robert Pattinson himself has admitted that he has a bit of a problem when he starts making up stories. We decided what is what a pathological liar would say. Oh God. If they were still a pathological liar. It's such an awful thing to folly around. Because I kind of, I have said this to people before. It's why would you ever admit this about yourself? It's such a stupid thing to say. And now it's part of my, uh, it's part of my shtick. I'm going to go through a list of some of your lies. You told me repeatedly that you were living under an archway in Venice under trash can lids. No, right? There was an archway in my house. Even when Matt Damon tried to compliment him, Robert Pattinson still found a way to make fun of himself. Because I think you came on everybody's radar in those kind of, those huge movies and you were in the middle of that firestorm of paparazzi and, and, uh, you know, you were the heartthrob and all of that stuff. And then suddenly it was like, come on. No, but I mean. Apparently accepting compliments has never been Robert's strong suit. I really admire his ability to make big choices and it never feels like you're playing a caricature. It always feels authentic. And I also just love him as a person. We always have a good time. I could not agree. Robert never holds back. He was in crazy shape. Crazy. Ridiculous. I'm just like, dude, what are you doing? You could see his abs through his shirt. The first day I turned up, I'm like, how can I see abs? You've got a loose t-shirt on. That's insane. Despite always speaking his mind, Robert Pattinson takes his work very seriously. So seriously that not even an important wedding could pull him away from the set. They were giving away cars and watches at the wedding. Suki went. You didn't go. You stayed here. Why not? I was working. I was shooting Batman. I was shooting Batman this morning. Oh, you were shooting Batman this morning. Yeah. Sorry, Betsy. Yeah, I know. They were giving away lots of stuff. What did I get? I would make a call real quick. Even after the cameras stop rolling, Robert can't stay serious for very long. Hello, I'm Robert. I'm Kristen. Yeah, he's waiting for you. What? Speaking of compliments, even during a game of Who Am I? Robert Pattinson somehow ends up getting praised. Am I ugly? Definitely not, bro. Definitely not. Am I romantically involved with one of them? With this person? You are not. But you might have mixed feelings about it. But no, you're definitely not ugly. That has to be me. You are correct. That's incredibly rude. And while everyone else was asking normal questions during the game, he just had to be different. Is this person in this movie? Oh, OK. Is this person a man? No. OK. Is it an animal? I mean, she has the grace of one. How many co-star animals have you caught? Yeah, what? Ask a question about your last film. Yes, that's what the rules are, yes. The last film. Your last film. Was she in the last film I did? She was in the last film. I can't remember what the last film I did was. We were so busy. We had so many projects. The last one was... Oh, Zendaya! Yeah! Zendaya never misses the chance to tease him either. Who is my favorite superhero? Spider-Man. Hilarious. Obviously, it's Batman, but... I don't even know any other superheroes. And just like Tom Holland and Zendaya are always roasting Robert, he and Jennifer Lawrence also create some hilarious moments together. I'm Robert Pattinson. I'm, I'm, yeah, I'm... Really gonna do it again. Fine, fine, fine. I'm Jennifer Lawrence. I'm Robert Pattinson. It's much better. Oh, OK. I liked it the other way. I'm Jennifer Lawrence. I'm Robert Pattinson. With Robert constantly making fun of her whenever he gets the chance. What was my go-to snack on set? A lot. And if you've already seen The Odyssey, you'll understand exactly why Anne Hathaway rolled her eyes after Robert's comment. Thinking like, I think it is falling apart. And Odysseus is dead. Like, 100%. Like, it's like, yeah, it's like... And, and also, they are following Zeus's law. Like, really. Like, they're all doing what they're supposed to be doing. And also, you never say leave. And also, I think I'm a pretty good option for Penelope, too. I'm, like, legitimately saying, like, I actually, I want to help out. I have a calling. I have a calling to rule Ithaca. And, uh... Without the slightest embarrassment, Robert Pattinson revealed the real reason one of the scenes in Breaking Dawn had to be re-shot. And now, how was that scene to shoot? Was that awkward? Was it... The baby delivery? Baby-making scene. Because I heard it had to be re-cut because you went crazy or something. Didn't you? Didn't you just kind of go until, like, it was too steamy for anybody? No, I lost it. You lost it. No, I didn't. Well, what happened? Why did they have to re-cut it? There was a bit too much butt crack, I think. That was one thing I never cut out. Too much butt crack? Yeah, but they didn't cut out the actual... They didn't cut the shot or whatever. They just cut the crack out. It seems the more serious the situation gets, the more Robert Pattinson finds a way to make it funny. Today, I am meeting with Françoise, who is the, as they say, the nose for Dior. And we're going to be discussing the new Dior home. Dior fragrance. It's the best job in the world. You come to Paris on fashion week, go and have a delicious dinner, meet some interesting people. I mean, it's not exactly a job. It's like, yeah, I should be paying to do this. And that wasn't the only time someone exposed that side of Robert Pattinson. Zoe Kravitz has done it, too. The story I read was that you were at the circus and one died in front of you, basically. What? It's another thing where... I have trouble distinguishing fact from fiction. Okay, so Rob is a liar. He's lying. I love it. And he tells all these stories and now he's like being asked about them and he doesn't know if it's true or not. I sort of think it is true, but it probably isn't.