10 Minutes Of The Rock And Kevin Hart Ma Media

Complete Kevin's Twitter bio. My name is Kevin Hart and I am a piece of ----. How you doing? I'm Kevin Hart, a.k.a. K-Hart, a.k.a. The Real Deal, a.k.a. That Guy. Dwayne Johnson here, a.k.a. The Rock, a.k.a. La Roca, a.k.a. That Guy. My name is Dwayne. Alright, what we got here? What we got here? Okay, we got all this on the shot. We got a shot right here. There it is. In a time it takes a dog to climb one step, name four chocolate bars, Snickers, Kit Kats, Mars. Oh, ----. Milky Way. Easy ----. Come on. According to Google, how tall is Kevin? Okay, this is good. According to Google. Google. Yes. Okay, is this the legit answer because I know it or is this do I **** with you on this? Which one? Go, I think you should go for what you know. I'll go for what I know. Legit answer. Legit, legit, legit because I know you're my best friend. 4'2". That's legit. Hey, you actually had me sold. I thought you were going to get it. No. Come on, man. Okay, I got it. 5'6". 5'5". No. 5'4". 5'4", but in centimeters, what am I in centimeters? I don't even know what that is in inches. How tall am I in centimeters? 32. I'm 1.63 centimeters tall. What type of person were you in school? Were you a jock? Ladies man? Nerd? Which one? Class clown. I was a class clown. I was a class clown back in high school. I was a class clown because I was the one who was just making everybody laugh. I was the one who I would throw my voice. I would throw my voice and be like, hey, he did a thing. Hey, he did a thing and he get in trouble. That was me. That was me. I see that. Yeah. I see that. That's my turn now. I'm going to ask you a question, Rock. Okay, okay. In the time it takes this rat to eat a piece of popcorn, name three sports played without a ball. Boxing. Wrestling. Jesus Christ, man. That rat's going to die. He's going to choke on that popcorn. Complete Dwayne's Twitter bio. Chivalrous gentleman. Just add. Dickhead. What are you talking about? Why would you say that? Just add. Got it. Just add. What I love to drink. Fine. Taramana. Tequila. Fine taramana tequila. Okay, my question. Are you ready? Complete Kevin's Twitter bio. My name is Kevin Hart and I. Am a piece of ----. Come on. Stop it. That's not. A piece of ----. In my bio. In your bio. I'm going to say I'm a piece of ---- in my bio. Did you not say that? In my bio. That's the kind of comedian you are. No. You're self-deprecating like that. That's what makes you brilliant. No. I work. Hard. There you go. That's not in your bio. That's my bio. That's what you said? I work hard? Yeah. So? That's like I'm Kevin Hart. I have a ******* heartbeat. Alright. I breathe air. So that's not original. You're trying to say it's not original. What is that song? I'm Dwayne The Rock Johnson. I drink tequila. No. What the ****? That's genius. I know, but at least that's fun. That's genius. Nobody reads your bio and goes, wow, **** yeah. He works hard. Guess what? I'm Dwayne The Rock Johnson. Yeah. I'm a grown man. Sometimes I drink. Jesus. That's good. Neither one of us should get a point. Yes. Maybe we should change our bios. We should both change our bios. Bad tequila. Really, asshole? Both of our bios. Literally, I have that. Okay. Alright. Bios will be changed after the day. In the time it takes this rhino to break his twig, name four. Film star and Kevin Hart. Okay, go. Ride Along, Soul Plane, Central Intelligence, Jumanji. There you go. Good one. How does a rhino take that long to break a twig? How was it working with Kevin Hart? Ah, you know, the beauty of... There's a thing. There's a thing. This thing. This thing. You can't... When you get a... It's like taking a... Let's say we got a weight. You're gonna pick it up. Nine times out of ten, you can't do a set with it. That's... Where we... That's where we gel. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey! Let me get my... Got my... Let me get a... One of the... In between us, alright? Okay, this is a good one. Which concert does Kevin say was the first concert he attended in his life? You gotta know this one. Let's break it down. Comedy? Yep. Got it. You went to see Comedian? Or was it a group? No, it was a group. A group. It was a group. Kings of Comedy? Sesame Street on Ice. When? When you were a kid? No. I was like 18, 17, 18. That's cool. I'm not judging. That's a cool thing. No need to judge it. I'm not judging. Something I thought was cool to do, man. In the time it takes this pug to wake up, name three things beginning with J. Go. Alright? Jumanji. Jokes. Jupiter. What did she just get that dog to smell? Did she just make her sniff ass? I don't know what it was like working with the... Oh, he was great. Rock was great. He does that thing, yo. I don't know why I blink right now, but I just... That's what he... I can't even do it. He does that thing. You know. Shit, it's too funny, man. We can't do it anymore. Yeah, find a good one, DJ. I found a real good one. Looking at those questions, you probably realize how uninteresting you are. Completely. Wow. Oh, okay. Yeah, this is a good one. In 2000, which rapper did Dwayne collaborate with on the single It Doesn't Matter? Is that the song? Is that... Are you singing the song? Yeah. It doesn't matter the name of the song. Where is that from? It doesn't matter. Why does that... Why do you say it like that? Who does that? Is that... That's like iconic ----. It doesn't matter. Like, see? Oprah does that when she gets out the cars. No, no, no. It doesn't matter who you are. You get a car. No, no, no. You get a car. She does do that, but she doesn't... That's not... No, no. No, no, no, no. Vanilla Ice. Ice Ice Baby. No. It doesn't matter if you like ice cream. You're gonna... No, no. What is it? Wyclef. Remember? You don't... Right. Oh, no. In the time it takes this dog to squeeze through the wall, name three American football teams. Go. The Patriots. Why the ****? Hold on. Ravens. Eagles. Jaguars. Dwayne went to the University of Miami. What did he study while he was there? Study? What? What did you study? Like... Like, as in educate yourself? As in, yes, man. Like, yeah. As in, like, yeah. Like, try to get better through... Yeah. ****. My textbooks and... Wow. Cars. Changing batteries in cars. No, man. It's gotta be... No, no. If it's a subject... Alright, well, ****. Let's take a crack at it. Communications. Good. That was a good choice. That's not it? No, no, no. No. I wanted to work for the CIA. Thank God that didn't ******* happen. What do you mean? What is that supposed to mean? Jesus Christ. I'd be a great agent for the agency. Yeah, we'd be in trouble. I said criminology. I've been talking with Kevin Hart. It's good. Hey, I've been talking with the big guy. Yeah. I've been talking with the big guy. It's been great. I mean, he's doing a lot of things. This is what we do. We just do big things around here. It's what we do. As a production, you want to grow. I mean, when you got two guys who just, they want the world... It's hard for people to understand the world, okay? It's hard for people to understand the world. But you got two guys who just support each other. That's the thing. Thank you, Mexico. Thank you, China. You guys always have a very good ******* thing. Y'all do a good job, guys. Yes. What do you miss about getting on the floor? What the... Come on. Get me out of that. I'm an animal. I don't know. What makes that noise? An octopus? No.