Kevin Hart vs Celebrities' Ages | Hart to Heart

I'm sorry. And you were so much more handsome at the time. Well played. Well played. See what you did? But at the same time, like I said, and me, you know, I'm 56 years old. Damn! I'm sorry. Because it was a thought. No, no, seriously. It was a thought. It was a thought and I blurted it out. I'm fine. I didn't mean it that way. I'm fine. Okay. But just understand, I didn't mean it the way it came out. We'll take a poll on how you meant it with people here later after the show's over. I can sit up here and honestly say, buddy, that that was from a place of love. Got it. Like, damn! You didn't... If we could play it back right now. Play it back? These are two different dams. Play it back in slow motion. There wasn't no... I said, I said. There was no like... I said, damn. No, you said the word damn. Do you want me to tell you how you said it? I know how I said it, Don. Do you want me to say it back to you how I think you said it? Go ahead. Damn! Not true. Fam. Not true. Fam. I said... Kevin. I said, damn it. Each time you've said it now, it's gotten quieter and quieter. I could barely hear you that last time when you said it. Well, that means that you can barely hear the truth. So who has the problem here? Who has the problem? Maybe 56 is catching up. I hope we do work again, Will. Because I don't know how much time you got left. And I would, you know, I would love for us to ******* do something before it's too late, man. I'm here. Yeah. For now. It's not... That's what I'm saying. We got to get it done. Well, all right. Let's hurry up and do it then, I guess. We have to. Is there something you know about me that I don't know? Like medical health history-wise? See? I can't stand it. See? That was my attempt to stand it. There's things out there that I haven't done. There's genres that I haven't worked in yet that might include some song. That might include some choreography. Nice. It might include... So who would do it? There's... What do you mean? In what way? You say it would include song and choreography. So you wouldn't be in that, of course. So who would do it? Why do you say it like that, though? What do you mean? Because you can't dance. As if I can't dance. What are you talking about? You can't dance. I can boogie-oogie-oogie. What are you talking about? What is that? What is boogie-oogie-oogie? Are you 78? What is that? I'll show you later. The **** just happened? Don't worry. No, who'd I turn into? I'll boogie-oogie-oogie. What? The **** are you talking about? Why you gotta say it like that? Like it ain't gonna be you. You know, how long have you been in the business? I've been in the business... You're trying to age me up, huh? You're trying to Don Cheadle me right now. I knew this was gonna happen. I promise I'm not gonna Don Cheadle you. I've been in the business since I was 18, so 32 years. Oh, the frame was so priceless with Don's face. He's got a great poker face, and you caught him off guard. How long have you been in it? I'm not gonna **** with you. No, no, it's okay. I'm 32 years. I take pride in that. 32 years. 32 years in the business. And then my first movie I made when I was 21, 22. And this has been like the conversation. I'm *******... I'm pushing 60 years old. I know that. Sorry. That was fucked up what you did to Don Cheadle. No, you're pushing 60. Absolutely. I mean, look. But, you know, it's the elephant in the room regardless. And, you know, I like that you let the elephant in the room just stay in the room. But, you know, the reality is what? Like, guys, stop. I feel like I'm in a business where I can be as creative as I'd like for as long as I would like. But being the front man, getting on the mic and all that ----, I don't know. I think, you know, I was funny about doing the Super Bowl because I'm at this age. But I felt like because we're in L.A. and Rams are here. I like that you're mindful of that, though. Because some people are lost in it. And you don't like, you know, you don't want to accept the fact that, hey, man, look, times, these times change. This thing that we do, especially hip hop, is a young man's game. Yeah, absolutely. How long can I get away with this? I mean, I can get away with producing young artists. And, you know, I can... My 90th birthday, I can blow out 90 candles. And produce a young artist that's at 22. I can produce and stay in the background. But we don't want to see you at 90 with the bandana on. You're not going to see me, though. No, I'm just in the studio playing and doing my thing. With the dickies on. No, no, you won't see that, Kevin. I promise you, you won't see that. Like, I didn't even know who you were until I saw the movie. And I was like, oh, my God, this guy is amazing. And you were so much more handsome at the time, remember? Yeah, and younger. Fresher. But you're doing great, no? Yeah, no. Yeah, absolutely. It was weird. I think we kind of... I think it took... Like, I thought you were going, like, in the space of a compliment. And then it said, woo, and just went down. It was a compliment. Yeah, well, until you said, like, that was when I was younger. I still feel like I'm... Well, I'm not lying. It's a fact. You were younger. 20 years ago? Yeah, well, I mean, it depends on how you look at me. Well, I'm 50 now. I was, like, fresh at that time. Now I'm, like... Sofia, you look great. Yeah. I'm serious. But I'm 50. You look great. Inside, I'm 50. Inside, you're 50? No, actually, no. Inside, I feel like I'm younger. But everything... What is that? What just happened? No, stop it. No. Yeah, it's, like, everything's starting to, like... No, you look phenomenal. Yeah. Phenomenal. What is it? That's gray hair. Motherfucker. Oh, goddammit. Is it bad, guys? Guys, is it bad? Get up. Jesus. Low blow. That is a low blow. Well played. You see what she did? Anybody see what she did there? Tried to make it look like she was helping me, when, in fact, she just put me down, didn't she? Hurt my goddamn confidence. For your 60th birthday, was there a big, like... I'm not 60 yet, Kev. When is it? I just turned 58. Just turned 58. So it's kind of... Well, basically, you're 60. Yeah, all right. We can fight it, but you're here. You're right here. All right, I'm knocking on 60 doors. You're knocking on 60 doors. Yeah. A big extravaganza, a big event. How old are you now, Bill? 67. 67, still operating, still a machine, and still, like, churning. Well, you know, this country is very unhealthy. So they have this idea that you're decrepit if you're 50, which I always thought, too, because I... Until you got 50. What? Until you got 50. No, no, I'm still not decrepit. That's what I'm saying. It's like, when I was younger, because of the way people act, and I would see the way they act, and the way they regard, and it's a very ageist country. I would have thought, oh, when you hit this age, you'll just be very different. And the truth is, there's almost nothing different about my life. With the transition from music to acting, right? And of course, we're talking about, you know, this is 30-something years ago, right? I'm not going to damn you, but we're talking about a very long time ago. You know, and this is not a... You're not old, but ****. You're going to go back to it again. No, I'm just saying, but ****, right? It's a long time ago. At this point in time... Man, the only thing I'm going to be able to go to is the short jokes. I'm trying to stay off of that. At this time, no. Me and Tom Holland want to work with you. You just look tall. I couldn't have played that 10 years ago. No, you're good. You know what I mean? Like, I wasn't that guy. You're... I've seen you... I'm 56. I've seen you... Now don't give me that Don Cheadle. I almost did it. Yeah, I almost did it just now. I was like, why you do that to Don Cheadle? One of the greatest actors of our time. I almost... You cut me off as I was about to do it. He was uncomfortable. I was right... It was right here. And I was like, he's such a cool guy. I grabbed the chair because I was going to do it with such aggression that it was going to pull me up and I was going to have myself balanced. Damn! Yeah, yeah. It's like, what the ****? You're 56. Don Cheadle! You're 56. Now, like you said, okay, you wouldn't have been in a position to do what you did, but 56 is only young when you're dying 56.