WE TALKED ABOUT CHEATING!!

If you meet someone famous, expect them to cheat. Oh, good morning. It's a stressful morning because landlord called. No one's breaking into my house. Oh, the landlord called you. The neighbors called you. That means David's over there painting. I hope I'm included. Maybe we're naked. Maybe it's like Patreon style of Jason and Trish. If I'm not included, I'm gonna be real mad. I'm really kicked out of the group if I'm not included. I feel like I should be in that house at all times. Maybe I should paint myself in that house. I should break in. When do I get my key? You know what would be cool is if you did paint like all of us. That would be cool? You'd keep it? It better be a really good painting this time. What? What'd you forget? Your captain hat. Oh, God. That was the whole point of getting it. That's a mistake. I'm sorry. I'm half asleep. I got this one on. You're like Pikachu's catcher. That's what I'm going for. We should be Pikachu and the catcher for Halloween. Okay. I've seen couples costumes do that before. I love it. You don't even know what I'm talking about. I love being Halloween costumed, but I don't know what they are. What'd you dress up for last year? With two kids. I was divorced. I have a tough time getting dressed up. Why? Because every day is dress up. This is us. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much. Are we doing ATVs? Can I ride on the back? I want you to drive and I want to ride on the back. That's an Italian job, I feel. Or fast and furious. Yeah, we can do that. Can I drive one? An ATV? Yeah. Do I know how to drive an ATV? No. You've never driven one before? No. I have. I have when I was dating this other YouTuber. Stop it. We were in Amalfi Coast. Who was that other YouTuber? I don't remember her name because she didn't compare to you. You've never dated anyone else. Do we have to walk over to there? Yeah, that's what he said. That's a hike. Do you get sick on boats? Sometimes. You do? Um, yeah. I was a little nervous about that, but this looks pretty big. I don't get sick on boats. Are you just saying that? No. That's a weird thing to say. I love doing activities. Yeah, yeah, you do. You're into old people. Everybody who I've ever been friends with likes old people. It's really interesting. Well, maybe that's why you're friends with them. I guess so, yeah. Ships are so funny. They're so, like, um, you know, timeless. Timeless? Yeah. Like, you get on a ship and you feel like you're in the 19th century or something. You know what I mean? Oh, ships. I thought you said chips. Chips are timeless. Chips go all the way back to the 15th century and the English lords. Oh, my God. I hope our ship doesn't sink. It won't. You'd have to really be an idiot to sink this ship. What if we hit an iceberg? It's a turbo. True. Oh, if he loves you, he'll buy from Georgios. Are you giving me that necklace? If you love me, they say you'll buy that necklace. What if it's egg-lined? See, that's the reason people, like, when they don't get gifts, they don't love you. Yeah. Like, oh, well, he doesn't have any jewelry. He doesn't love me. Hi, I'm your guide. Welcome. Hi. I'm Athena. Hi, Athena. Trisha, nice to meet you. Jason, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Before we go out, we have, we need water. We have water. And the bathroom. Yeah. Okay. Thank you. Do you want to thank her? Why? You gave her a thumb. Thank you. I just said thank you. You gave her a thumb. Tell me what I did. You did a smolder. You went. I did? Yeah. I went like this. I went, thank you. No, you smoldered. This is thank you. I feel like she was like a teacher. Like she was like a normal adult. Someone I was learning from. Not like a... Oh, I bet you want to learn from her. Although I have to say, she looked great. Like I noticed like the women here, they look great. They're like 50 or 60. They look so good. Trisha thinks that Billy Joel shouldn't have gotten married. No, I said he shouldn't have had another baby at 75. What happened? He had another baby at 75? I just think that's a little too old. Jason disagrees with me. I think 75... What about 45? 45's okay? Yeah. I mean, you're going to live maybe another like 40 years. So that's fine. But when you're like already almost dead. Like not to be whatever. I mean, that's just the age. People start dying. You know, I just... Billy Joel is so good. I saw him at a concert in two years. Three years ago. Oh, okay. We keep changing timelines on this. No, I can tell you. I'll be honest. I didn't know you when I saw Billy Joel with my ex-wife. I definitely didn't know you. So don't be mad about it. I went with my ex-wife. I can't remember if we were separated or if we were still married. But I went with my ex-wife. Like three years ago. I did not know you. I didn't know you. Do you understand? I love Lonely Island, you guys. In case you don't know who Lonely Island is. They're not popular anymore. But they were popular about 10 years ago. And we're on a boat. And there's a song. What? I forgot about that song. I'm a boat. It blows my mind that you just said that. What? That you're like Lonely Island isn't popular anymore. Well, they're not. Never. I'll find another 20-year-old YouTuber to latch onto. You're like Billy Joel with his wives except you just do it with YouTubers. Six times he got married. Yeah. Six times. What is he thinking? I know. Why does he stop? Because some guys like to have commitment to their women. They're not afraid of that. They're in love. But at some point you go, well, I obviously am not done doing this right. There must be something wrong here. Maybe it was the women. You think? Yeah. Maybe they were golding it. Do you? Yeah. Maybe it was the women. They couldn't keep that together. I'm sure it was. Not the world-famous touring rock musician. When you date someone like a world-famous touring rock musician, you have to keep that You have to expect them to cheat. You have to expect them to not be home. If you date someone famous, expect them to cheat. That's it. You can walk around in a bikini right now. You kind of like consider desecration, you know? Well, is this like a sacred? Where are we? Dog, I don't know that. What did you sign us up for? I don't know. I thought it was the ruins. It is the ruins. Clearly. It's so hard when you're the person making the plans. Thank you. Because, no, because I've been in that situation, and you know, if it's great, people will like barely thank you. Right. And then if it's bad, people are like, ugh, great, scrubber. White. Jason, we would do nothing. We would be sitting at the pool all day. Yeah, that would be fun. See, that's where I got ya. I'm fine sitting by the pool all day. But no, this is good. Well, that wouldn't be a very exciting vlog, would it? No, it wouldn't. So you guys can thank Trisha for this really dusty, boring vlog. I'm gonna do two. Maybe we'll get so hot, but we have to jump in. Did you bring your bikini? Yeah. Okay, good. Hello. It actually looks really nice, right? I know. Look how clear the water is. Oh, she's running. What's she running for? That's our tour guide. I hope everything is okay. Maybe she's really excited to give a tour. 1.30. Be back here, Trish. All right. Don't get lost. It's so hard. Now I'm gonna have to put my learning brain on. Put my learning brain on and listen to things. It's an archeological school, and we're going to see what their work is on. Really? Yeah, what their work is. Did she really say that? Yeah. We're gonna go look at the school. Well, no. This is the French archeological school, and that's the Greek archeological school over there. And they're digging all day long, trying to find cool stuff. And we're gonna see some of the stuff that they're digging, that they've been digging. What was here? This? This used to be a Fuddruckers. Don't do that. Excuse me. Do we have to go on the guided tour? I literally can't even hear anything she's saying. Yeah, I know. But let's try to learn one thing. My back is sweating. I'm standing in the direct sun. That's 100 degrees. In the ruins of Greece. Yeah, in the ruins of Greece. This was a tax-free port originally, and all these rooms. Is that what it said? Yeah, all these rooms were, they sold alcohol and perfume. And they know they sold alcohol, because back here, that's the wine press. So they would press wine here. What's this, a Coliseum? This was some sort of water bath or something. Any activity where I can't talk to Jason, I don't want to do. We're like tortured not being able to talk to you for like 20 minutes. I'm right next to you. Yeah, but it was actually good. Why? Gave you a chance to miss me. So happy, I'm so happy. We did it, babe. We did it. People are actually struggling in life. And we're just like, we made it out of that. Although it is a little warm in here. Warm, I know. We start to complain again. We tried to be cultured, and the moral here is, don't try, I would have been fine if it wasn't hot. It's just not our thing. We'll be back early. We can go to one of the clubs. Beach clubs. Yeah. This is taking us to Hilton, right? So yeah, we have a full day planned. We're going to go. We just did our awesome tour where we got educated. Bought a bunch of the ruins. And now we're going to go to a little beach club. I'm so excited to drink. Maybe rent an ATV. Oh yeah, we can do that today. Now I'm going to time. Wow, look at that. So fancy. Oh my god, this looks so good. Oh my god, it's so good. Did you even notice they have a Grecian alfredo? This is what I bought at the store yesterday. I love it. Wow, even the bread looks really good. Do you like the end? No. Ew. You don't like the end? What am I, a redhead sex child over here? Who likes the end? That's from the $1,000 chicken wing video. It's so funny to hear it out loud when people watch videos. Like, oh my god. I know, to be recognized. From like that. Remember that video? They have it in London, though. Just get it out of your brain, Hamilton. Just a little bit. I'm just kidding. I know it's all you think about, but. No, because my mom and I were in New York for Missy Hamilton, and then we're going to Chicago for my tour, and we're staying the next day to see Hamilton. Haven't you seen it enough? No. I saw it three times, and I think I'm good. I thought you liked it. I did like it, and I liked it the best the third time, but. So maybe you'll like it even better the fourth time. Maybe. I also have other things I need to do in my life, you know? Like pay my rent. Raise my children. I can't just see Hamilton every day. Well, I see him as a sourpuss. The little costume, someone told us, they recommended the Pikachu and the catcher. The other one was a little more offensive, and they said we should go as Dog the bounty hunter and his wife. Oh, that's a great one. What does his peck look like? Everybody tells me I look like her, and that is not nice. She's like six years old. We should go as Dog the bounty hunter. I don't know what she looks like, but I would love to go as Dog the bounty hunter. She looks crazy. It's such a great look. I hate that so much. Everyone says we look like them. I mean, she's beautiful, but she's older. Look at this. Holy cow. This looks good, too. Jason said the sweetest thing to me. He said, I said something about, I know someone who when they gain weight, they shouldn't have said, oh, you're gaining weight. They wouldn't have attracted to her. Jason said, I don't notice stuff like that. I don't notice attraction to someone when they gain some weight. I've never noticed. If you said you gained weight, I wouldn't even notice. That's crazy. You don't look any different to me than when I met you. That's so funny. Have you gained weight? Well, I went back down to that size. I might have gained it back now. I was back down to that size a couple of months ago. From when I first met you. I've gained weight since I met you. Oh, my God. I can't believe we're doing this. This is me? Yeah. Oh, no. Okay. And then in the back, I can put... Ah. Ooh. Do I have to shift? Yeah. This is back brake. Brake? Back. Back brake? This is front brake. Front brake? This is parking brake. You see? Where? Press there? Yeah. All together. Yeah. All together. Look. Okay. Yeah. Babe, I don't know. Can we just take a cab? Like this? Let go. Let go of this. No? Okay, don't do it then, babe. You take the car. Oh, yeah. Yeah. This is great. Thank you. All right. We're in a smart car, which is very scary on itself. Oh, my God. I'm trying. This is so terrifying. I feel like we're on, like, European vacation in your car. Holy cow. Look at this. Wow. This is the way to see the city. It's beautiful. Okay. Now we're doing a complete circle. Our thighs and butts would have hurt on the other thing. I just feel safer in here. Well, I know when you're scared and we shouldn't do it. I don't know. It just felt like with the hills. Yeah. And then why be stressed? If you were stressed, then yes. No. No, I'm not stressed. I'm having a good time. This is awesome. Oh, we totally made the right decision. Don't you think? All right, guys. I just drove us to the hottest club in Mykonos, and I've got my bag with me. Your bag. All right, guys. So this is the famous Scorpio's. We were told this is the place to be on Sundays. Look at this. Wow. Babe, you don't even know. This is the inn. This is the inn right here. The music is very cool. It's pretty good. So relaxed. It's so nice. The most relaxed I've ever been. Good. Really? Just chilling out. It's interesting how you can't do that back home, though. But maybe you can. You can. You just can't. You specifically. Maybe I should go to yoga. Use those abs. Well, now we're just watching the sunset. Tried to get on an ATV earlier. Check it out. It's nice that people think you're so wonderful. I guess so. You are pretty wonderful. You have a very good ability of just being wonderful. You do, too. You don't. You're wonderful. You're very wonderful. I hate when I get, like, sniffy. I don't like it, but, like, it's honestly, like, I don't know. Like, I know when I'm doing it, too. Like, today, earlier, I was just, like, I knew I was, like, being grumpy, and I was trying to snap out of it. It's, like, so weird. It's just, like, maybe if I'm tired, I guess, maybe I need to lay down. I don't know. You're doing fine. Don't worry. All right. Time for me to go to bed. Okay, babe. Good night. I drank too much, guys. I had a half a drink, and that's just too much for me. And I drank it like I was, like, it was water because I was thirsty. That's always a mistake. Don't do drugs, guys, or alcohol. Well, you're wound up like this. Relaxing in Mykonos. I'm going to put on this shirt that Tricia bought me. I don't know about it. Oh, you're wearing white. Should I wear white? Also, what's going to happen is I'm going to put this white shirt on. We're going to dinner. And then what's going to happen is because it's white, it's going to show off my sunburn on my neck. So I should wear this? Yeah, I think so. I don't look like an archaeologist? Should I wear this with a white dress or a white to match you? Did you see me in the white dress I had on before? No. Really? When did you have a white dress on? Just now when I was, like, trying to figure out what to wear. You didn't see it, are you kidding? I was too involved with my own thing. Babe! I like that pink dress. It takes forever to get these dresses on. What time is it? Yeah. I don't know. Just wear that. It looks great. Do you want me to wear my pink shirt? Do you have a pink shirt? No. Well, don't you want to look all Mamma Mia? Yeah, should I wear that? Yeah. Trisha is still getting ready, and I'm ready. Hey. I just sit on the... Okay, finish it. But just look at this one, and I'm going to put this one on, okay? That one looks great. Okay, now remember this dress, and I'm going to put this one on. Got it, boss. This is the white one. Ooh. Yeah, that's way more Mamma Mia. This one? Yeah. Okay, guys, I am ready. This is what I'm wearing. And, uh... I don't need sunglasses anymore. Where's Chris Harrison? Let's take a look at the menu. The wine list. Oh. Oh, did you get a menu? Yeah, Mr. and Mrs. Trisha Paytas. Oh, love that. What? That's us. Well, there's no one down here. It's crazy. It looks like a movie. Guys, this is our romantic dinner that Trisha went crazy for. This is, like, really cool. I feel like we're in a little, like, lantern. Yeah. Cheers. Thank you, baby. Are you going to do toast like you did in Hawaii? Yes. To my wonderful, wonderful, amazing lady. Who always makes my life better. And... Who's incredible. And who's gorgeous and beautiful. Thank you for sticking with me. And I love you. I love you. And I've had a few sips of wine. Okay. We'll cheers it. Your turn. To Jason. Wait. Hello. I'm going. But the toast has to be together, so we toast it together. Oh, okay. It just muddies the shot. Okay, okay. If it muddies the shot, I'll do it, like, to the camera like you're Jason. Okay. To Jason. Just Jason. Not Daddy Jason. We don't play games anymore. We're in a serious relationship. And we are serious about each other. And yes, I'm making a toast to the camera. But I know this is what Jason prefers over to his eyes and romantic off-camera. So, Jason, that's our kiss. Okay, good enough. I love you so much. Whether this is real or fake to you, it's real to me. Okay. Well, there you go. There's our relationship. I love you. You don't put captions that are sweet to me. You just put pasta and this. So, can't wait for the day we never get married. But I'll keep hanging on and we'll keep getting new. So, cheers. Cheers, baby. I love you. I don't know. I think it's David with a paintball gun. Did David send you? Be honest. Who sent you? Brandon? Is that you? I don't know. Which would be worse? That cat being Brandon and David or David and Brandon actually being here? I was saying, I don't know what would be worse if that cat was Brandon or if that cat was David. But yes, them being here would be the worse than the cat.