THEY ASKED ME TO ROAST HIM!!

Want me to grab your hearing aids? What? Your hearing aids! What's up guys, it's your old J-Town. Welcome to the vlog. Thanks for the nice words. I've been, um, posting a lot. Um, and that true- God, f*** it. It's amazing it stays at all. I've been posting a lot, and, um, that's purely for financial reasons. So I can make some money. My kids are going to camp this summer, and why it got accepted to this, like, fancy music camp, it's, uh, it's expensive. So yeah, so you guys get a lot of content, and I don't have to go into debt. Hopefully, Wyatt will have a career in music. Charlie will probably be running the world. That is just her personality. I wish I could show you guys my kids more. They don't want to be in the videos. That's how great my kids are. They know that being in the videos was not going to be good for them. Not like their goofy dad, who posts five times a week. Keep it right here on Jason Nash Comedy. Hey guys, I posted another video! The kids are like... Well, good news, guys. Today, you're going to be with me again. It's another smack dab crazy vlog, and we're going to do Scott's podcast. I actually prepared some roasts for Scott. But yeah, we're going to head over there. Todd's going to be there. Oh, I gotta pick up Brandon. Farts. Farts. Many, many farts. That's what I got. Yo, man. Hold on. Hold for janitor. Yo, man. The vlogs are back in a big way. It's still there. Yo, man. The vlogs are back in a big way. I just imagine you in 30 years in a senior living home saying that in your room. The nurse comes in. Mr. Nash, we have your oatmeal and applesauce. I think when I get to be like... This is not funny now. 48 is sad. Yeah, sure. But when I get to 70, I think I'm going to have millions of views. Hey, listen, Scott. At least you know Jack really loves you because anyone else would have looked at your financial situation, your mood stability, and your alcoholism and dipped a long time ago. Hey, so since I know you guys were together, I got you a venti to share. Thank you, my man. He can't have coffee. He just had heart surgery. Thanks, man. Hey, yo. Todd texted me. I think. Oh, yeah. He voice texted me. Wow. How are you doing? I'm good. How are you? Yeah, this whole thing is being recorded, so you have to be extra nice. How are you? I'm great. Seriously, I don't know if I'm being gentle around you. I am pretty fragile right now, I'm not going to lie. Did you roast Todd? Yeah, we did do a roast of Todd. That's me. We didn't write any roast jokes for Todd. No, we roasted him pretty good at the other one. You got to do your own for Bardot. Did Bardot roast you? Yeah. What did he say? It was about Natalita. Now, for those of you who don't know me too well, I'm the kid that David turned invisible. And after hearing Todd's last song, I wish he had turned me deaf too. Let's see the studio. Wow. You guys really killed it. Scott's throne. This is sick. Oh, that's fun. You guys did great with this. Who made your set? We made our set. Did Michael make it? Who's Michael? The guy who does all the sets? No, we made it. We didn't know there was a set guy. Yeah, there's a set guy. That's really funny. You guys are killing it with the photos. Thanks. That was the first thing. That's about it. My face looks awful. Yeah, it does, man. I'm sorry. It sucks. Oh, did you want me to say something nice? Be like, oh, no, it doesn't. Usually, yeah. That's what people do. Yeah, I can't be that way. I'm not a liar. John, you lucky dog. Okay, guys. I'm giving John an upgrade to his room. Wow. This is your room the whole time? Wait, what? Yes! Bro! What? That is sick. John. Dude, this is sick. You made it. Damn. John, this is insane. This is insane. It's so pretty. Bro, I'm taking a hot tub. I don't even know if it's at 6 a.m. Oh, it's a really nice room. Dude. Yo, this is a great hotel. It's really nice. Ooh, look at the shower. Ooh. Shower head. And a manicure kit. Look at that. That's the best part. Yeah, you can do your cuticles. You look like you're leading a band right now. I'm looking over the city. Look at this. I own this bitch. John, John, you should use this robe. The robe? Ooh. Like, getting a robe. It's so nice when you get in a robe in a nice hotel. Look at how nice that robe is. Feel it. Look at this. Ooh. Ooh, it's real nice. Just vibing over here. Hey, we're not going to bed today. Not going to bed. Oh, my ass. Guys, our buddy, John, finally made it. He made millions in crypto. And now. Big star. My new co-host on the podcast. Yeah. David Jr., we call him. You did a good job today. Thank you. Really did. What? I said I'm really looking forward to just kind of cutting him out. I can't hear anything. Can you just have him turn this down? I said. What? Arcing forward and just cutting him out. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Are we going to make it? Oh, my God. Are we going to make it? Oh, my God. It's back to the days where I was four cameras at the same time. No. Let's get John. Turn it on. Ah. Shit. He went right there. This is crazy. Yeah. Jason. Did Joe tell you the good news? Wait. Whose vlog is this for? Everyone. Man, we're like Spider-Man. Yeah. Oh, we're the meme guys. Yes. Memes. Who did it? Ah. I got to tell you, I am shocked. I am shocked to see Scotty. I know. I'm shocked to see myself. I mean, my heart was beating fast when Todd goes, is it cool if Scott comes? And I was like, I don't know if we have another ticket. And I was just like, Scott? Back from the dead, Scott? He was like, yeah, back from the dead, Scott. Scott wants to come out and vlog with us? Yeah. Scott decided to get out of bed today and say, let's grab life by the balls. You know what I'm saying? Both of these cameras are blocking Jason's camera. Probably his idea. We're actually on a group chat, Joe, Scott, and I, and we were talking about that you're not old enough and we might have to dump you. Joe and I were just saying this the other day. Yeah. I got to get to like 75. Yes. Then it's going to be funny. Yes. Then it'll be like, this guy's blogging. Everything he does is going to be heat. Yeah. Everything. Wow. We're crazy. This is crazy. Oh my God. Let's hope it goes well. It can't go wrong. Oh, it can. Okay. We all need to have like characters. Like, like we're out of town. Where are you from Scott? Huntington beach. Jesus Christ. I need a mask. Who brought him? I just realized it's a very bad idea to come with you guys. You could get off right now. There's loud music playing. I'm in the middle seat. What do we do? What do we record? For those of you who might be new, welcome. I'll be your portal into the world famous TMZ newsroom. Through Hollywood and West Hollywood. I told you it was two hours. And then we bring it all to life. It's two hours. It's not that bad. Did you guys bring snacks? Nah. Decided to take the TMZ celebrity tour. They're so bumming that they came. Adam! What the ****? Oh dude! Don't crash! Oh my God. There's a celebrity! Adam W. Who is that? He's a big Instagram star. He's an Instagram star. I swear. Well, cool. Hey! Who are you dating? Adam, who are you dating? Who are you dating? Is that what? Who are you dating? Uh, David Dilbrick. Have you heard of him? What? I'm out of here. I texted Danielle. I gave her the day off. I'm like, hey, take the day off. It's Monday. Nice. But she didn't even see the text message because she was so hungover from the day before. No, that's not what happened. I looked at it and I was like, perfect. Perfect.