I Asked About His Rating and IMMEDIATELY Knew I Was Cooked

Uh-oh. I'm Hollywood. I'm going Hollywood. You're going Hollywood. Hide? Yeah. Like the White House? Yes. They hide stuff in libraries. Yeah. He doesn't know anything about. Yeah, secret mic. No one sees the mic, obviously. OK. OK, you ready? What's your rating? I am, like, 24. Depends on what time control you're asking about. Oh, 24? No wonder you killed those guys. Only in Blitz, though. Only in Blitz. I'm way lower in classical. Oh, OK. Yeah. I'm 3,300 in Blitz right now. We don't talk about it, but. OK. You ready? Yeah. What's your rating? You'll find out shortly. I like the bling. It's so cool. Thanks. You got these on your glasses. Oh, you got good eyes. Yeah. I love fashion. I'm 22.75 on a good day. 22.75 on a good day? Just 25 rating below me? Well, you could say that. OK. I believe you. 22.75's not bad. Yeah, it's really good. I expect that a lot. Do you play a lot here? Yeah, I've been here a long time. Nice. Blitz chess is the best kind of chess. Yeah, but we all make errors. Mm-hmm. We don't make errors. We're playing the game for no reason. Do you find it more fun when it's faster, when it's Blitz? I play without the clock. Without the clock? I see. OK. To be fair, I make mistakes even if I play without the clock. We all make mistakes. We want to be human. Speaking of human, where's your rook at? Oh, I'm looking at this one. Yeah. I want to make sure. Got two rooks here. No, the other guy. Yeah. OK, this goes here. You never know what the rooks might be planning. And this is going here. Yeah, trying to... This is forced. Trying to push. What else is forced? I've got to watch you. Yeah, you have to be careful. All right, this is also forced. No, I have to take. You have a rook on there. Yeah. I'm going to take that. Wants to play the pawn there. I get that. OK, now I have to go. Duly noted. Check to the king. OK. I'll move in. No, I had to announce the check. I have to make sure I'm not hanging this. It's OK. You can always not announce it. I hope I dismiss it and then capture my king. No, that's cheap. I'm not going to play that. That's a cheaper one. You want to win on the position? Yeah, not the cheap ----. I don't like cheap ----. It's annoying. It takes the fun out of the game. I love that finger tap. Yeah, you're trying to tempt me. Like, where's that rook going? Yeah, I'm a little bit suspicious right now. I don't like what you're doing here, mister. Call the cops. Call the cops? Yeah, OK. Yeah, police. Save me from this chess game. OK. I want to take your pawn, but I don't think I can. Well, I would invite you to take it now. Yeah. All right, we got three rooks on that. OK. Yep. All the rooks. OK. Well. What's hanging? Actually, this is. A lot of stuff. You're not careful. I'm going to capture all the pawns. I have to love you for it, but I can't give you all the stuff. OK, what's this? Just give me almost all the stuff. Let me get rid of this girl before it's too late. Where you at? You want to come over here? Yeah. About to find out. What do you have in mind? Oh, she wants to do nasty. She wants to do nasty. What's hanging? Still want this check? OK. Let me stop the check. You're stopping my plans. I had to. After you did with that last guy. I had to stop. Come on, I wasn't going for that. You know who I'm miked up to? Mickey D's. I do? Yeah, I had to watch her with the checks. I knew she wanted that check. Oh, you got to love a girl like this. I'm still going for those checks. Should have been president. Persistent. Force to take. I am quite persistent. I will take with the rook. Where you at? This is hanging, right? Yeah. I'm going to threaten your king. All right. Duly noted. Threaten king. Whoa. That's not very nice. I'm being nice. I said I'm threatening the king. I announced it. That's true. You know what? I can't get an announcement in? I'm threatening the king? I'm not trying to sneak you. What's hanging? Huh? Good stuff. Okay, at least I'm not getting checkmated. Watch your king. Why are you kissing my king? A little kissy. A little kissy poop. I got to watch you. A little rook trade. Why are you kissing my rook? What's wrong with you? Oh, you don't want the rook trade? No. You're not a lot of fun. I'm a good date. What do you mean I'm not a lot of fun? Check to the king. Yeah, but I want the rook, you know? I know badly. You also want this, too. There's a lot of stuff that I want. Let's not go there. So you want to come here? Yeah. See, you progressive women. I got to watch you. You want everything. I do want everything. Where's that going? I don't trust you. Well, wherever it was going, I'm not sure if it was the best idea, so... No, you're in a good position, but you're trying to steal something. That's what you're supposed to do. Yeah. Oh, I hate when you do that. All right, this is for us. Okay. I mean, this endgame is technically a draw. Yeah, I know. But I can't afford to do anything stupid, either. This is correct. Let's go crazy. All right. Let's go crazy. Oh, I like this move a lot. Actually, it's just to throw you off. It's throwing me off quite a lot. I'm not sure how I feel about this. Not yet. And I'll get the defendant. Can't go there. Close one. Does that work? For who? Okay, so you can't just go back. Let's find out. I can just push, I think. Come on, sexy. Let's find out if it works or not. You think it's a bad move? No, I said I want to know if this works or not. Oh. This is not bad. You're not calling your checks. Sorry. I'll remember to call them out. All right, check. Or you can do it for me. Okay, check. Come on, stick me. Stick me. I'm going to take your rock. You want to try me? Yeah, I'll try you. So this wins. I have two pass pawns. You only have one. I'll try to get back. All right. I got to push. Check. I don't think it mattered. Yeah, I'm going to promote. I'm going to promote. All right, thank you so much. Good stuff. Thank you, thank you. Have a good day. You too. Thank you. Thanks so much. Take it easy. You too.