200 Stab Wounds - BUS INVADERS Ep. 2116

This is like pretty much here all the time. Yeah, dino nugs. I'll go like empty in it and a ******* mud missile will fly out of it. Sup, 200 Stab Wounds, I'm Ray. I'm with Ty, Rolling, Steve, eventually. Um, this is our ******* Cruise America. We're on tour right now with Vomitforth and Weeping. And a little bit earlier we also had Spy on with us. Um, this is the driver's area right here. Just like a regular little cab with a, you'd expect from like a U-Haul or something like that. Up here is our driver. He's sleeping. This is a little like, I don't know, it's a little bit bigger than a queen size bed. So him and Owen share that or, you know, switch off when he's driving, whatever. Owen and Steve will usually hop up there. I'll hop up there and jam music if it's a long night. And everybody else is trying to sleep and I'm trying to jam out. I'll just hop up there, you know, and we'll listen to ----. Because it's my brother is our driver. So we'll listen to ---- that we used to grow up on, ----. It's just like old DFW stuff, like House Harkonnen, Fear to Midland, American Mantra. Just like stuff that we used to listen to that made us want to like, you know, do like band ---- or go on tour. Yeah, it just brings back memories. It's funny. So right here, this is my bed. Right now it doesn't look like much, but it folds out. Once this seats up, it turns into about a little bit bigger than maybe like a twin bed. It's actually really comfortable. It might not look like it, but you get like a sheet down on it. So your like skin doesn't stick to it. It's like pretty sick actually. Yeah, it's two pillows and like a little blanket because it'll get hot, you know, but it's ******* badass. It's not too bad because like these like, these curtains actually kind of keep a lot of the heat off. Yeah, it's pretty sick. And then like up here, we got like all kinds of storage. Like this is my side. So I got some *******, some carrot cake slices, a ******* protein shaker. I got a towel, some mac and cheese, protein powder. This is like a ******* thing I got in New Mexico. It's like a snake holding like a liquor bottle. So I'm going to bring that home. That'll be cool. This is Owen's side. Just a bunch of garb. A bunch of random ----. This is my brother's side. I think this has shoes because he likes shoes and ----. Well, actually, he doesn't really have much up there. My massage is going over. Yeah, Todd's kind of bogarting that. This is Todd's side. It's a bunch of stuff. Shit. All right. So this is my bed. This is the dining area, like a little chill area. This is like pretty much here all the time, especially when we're driving. You know, just to make sure that's always there. Always got to have that exact same amount of beers every time, you know. This actually turns into a bed, which is his bed. And the other day, he took a bunch of mushrooms and pissed himself in his bed and had to throw away his mattress topper. I cleaned the whole place. Yeah, so he hand-cleaned the entire ******* thing. So it didn't smell like piss anymore. So that was awesome. And then, yeah, underneath, he usually keeps his backpack and more beers. There's actually more beers than we can believe it. And there's water down there, too. And the water. Yeah, it's pretty much everything from this half of the bus or RV or whatever. The face of it. Up here, we got like a stovetop. So sometimes I'll make like tree zone eggs in the morning. Like we got time and we're not ******* moving, which is nice because you don't have to stop and get like, I don't know, like a hot dog from Love's or something for breakfast. And then we also got a microwave. That's cool. So like this is gas power. This is the generator. One thing that kind of sucks about this thing is like if the generator is not running, none of these outlets work. So if you want to charge your phone, your generator, it's got to be on. Same thing with the microwave. And then like up here, it's mostly Steve and our tour manager, Avery's like snack bin, I guess. Got this like jar of peanut butter, got some Moana gummies. Oh, these are pretty badass. They're like, they're like chicken skins, like fried chicken skin you can buy. So like pretty fat type of ----. See some bread, cinnamon roll, some green superfood for digestion and bloating. So someone's got diarrhea or something. I don't know. He has some garden chips. Oh, here we go. This thing's awesome. Look at that. I'm looking for this. It's a titty squirt gun. That's ******* awesome. So yeah, put that in there for later. There's usually like hot sauce in here. It's like really ******* much hot sauce. So this air fryer, the first time we used it, actually, it blew the ******* breaker and we couldn't figure out how to turn it back on. And all the power outlets are out. We couldn't charge our phone. So that sucked. There's really just something like, just for anybody that rents one of these, there's a little thing in the bathroom that you got to like, click, like one of those, what are they, a reset? GFCI plugs. GFCI plug. It's like the one that's in the bathroom or kitchen at your house. There you go. Yeah. He's a man of many hats. Here's our fridge. It's more beer here. And that whole thing is full of beer, a bunch of leftovers, some ******* Arnold Palmer. Hot sauce, you know, typical ----. Ketchup, mustard. Can it be a cold beer while you're eating it? Yeah. Yeah, we're having some trouble. We kept overflowing this. So that's another thing is like, if you put too much ---- in here, like none of your ----'s gonna get cold. And you're gonna end up throwing away everything you just bought at the grocery store. So everybody's got to kind of like be on the same page on what they're like buying. Otherwise, everybody just fucks the other person over. Oh yeah, I got ketchup and mustard. Typical stuff, chocolate milk, apple juice. And in the freezer, we got, surprise, surprise, more liquor. We got some different kinds of pizza, Klondike bars, french toast sticks. We got some dino nugs somewhere in here. Yeah, dino nugs. Hell yeah. Oh ----. All right. Oh, some melted bomb pops too. We got those. How's the other thing? Same thing with the freezer. You can't over stuff this ******. It's gonna be the same thing. That sucks. And then we got probably like not the best place to put it, but this is where we put our stage clothes. So it smells like ---- as soon as you like walk on the RV. So past this area, we got, you know, your, this is how you start the generator, turn on the water heater. You know, check all your like water. So our gracious bowl, that's empty. Got no fresh water. So that's awesome. The water pump, all that crap. So this is the shower, which we actually do use quite a bit. Like a lot of the venues don't really have showers. So that's kind of nice. That's why we all have a towel usually somewhere. And it's not too bad. Like, you know, I'm able to fit in it. My brother's like 6'8 and he can fit in it. So that's cool. Here's like a little hat rack of Steve's hats and the beer bong, which gets used or abused, I should say. This is the bathroom. This thing is awesome because you don't have to stop to take a piss. We don't really ---- on it, except there has been a ******* phantom shitter. We don't know who keeps shitting on this ******* thing. We'll go like empty in it and a ******* mud missile will fly out of it. So it's not cool. We're going to get to the ******* bottom of it one day. But yeah, it's sick. You got to like, you don't have to stop and take a piss and flush it right there. Sink, you can brush your teeth and ----. You got a mirror to make sure you don't look like complete ******* garb. It's a bunch of Avery stuff. We got more just like washcloths and ----. Yeah, just random ---- in there. I think this plug is right here. And there's just these two buttons right here, which would be to reset that if you decided to do an air fryer while like every other thing is running, I guess. So this is Steve and Avery's ******* area. They got like a little curtain, because usually this door has a magnet right here that'll keep closed right there. But this is like broken off. It's been that way. They got like a bunch of areas for their stuff, like a bunch of souvenirs and stuff in there. I just changed the strings. Those guitars in here. Gaff tape. Bucket and storage of all kinds. Yeah, basically all their suitcases in here, so they don't have to like keep pulling it out all the time. Yeah, I mean, it's actually the worst spot to sleep if you can believe that. Because if you're driving, these motherfuckers are just like... I see them bouncing in the back all the time. It's so funny. But yeah, it's pretty chill. AC works sometimes. We had to actually get the generator repaired at one point on this tour. And that like really sucked, because it went out in Houston. And we had to drive in Houston in the middle of July to go get it fixed. But luckily, we got it fixed that day. It actually went out while we were all getting Aussie tattoos the day Aussie died. That was dude Duen day. And then another day we got really ******* drunk. We had a pyramid of beers. True story. It's most of the stuff in here. I mean, it's like cups and a ******* George Foreman. We've got pots and pans and stuff in there. And then all the cleaning supplies are down in this this locker. And yeah, this is the AC. That's pretty much it for in here. Yeah, we're 200 Stab Wounds. 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