High School Scarlett Johansson Wouldn't Have Dated Teenage Colin Jost

There's a photo actually that I really love that I want to put up on the screen of Colin. He was doing the weekend update, which is everything. Yeah, and they do a great job. Oh my god, it's an institution. It is, it's great. It's so fun. Picture of himself in high school saying... Oh yeah, with the mushroom cut, with the... Can we throw that up? There we go. Oh my god. Okay, so would high school ScarJo be into high school Colin? I don't think so. Personally, my brother had that same haircut throughout the night. Both of my brothers and I just can't. There's no way. Who decided on that cut as a stylish thing? What hairdresser was like, I'll try this? I just love that though. That is so cute. Okay, so when I watch Update religiously, I love how much Michael Che just gives him crap upon, guff upon tease about you. About me and like every... It's actually... At times I think to myself like, you're going to... Some of it goes so far that I'm like, are people going to... Like, you're going to receive hate mail. It's so violent. Yeah, it's pretty bad. Yeah, Michael, you old rascal. Is he a rascal? What's he like in real life? I don't know him at all. Oh, you've never met him before? I met him once backstage at the show and said hello. He's going to probably not want me to say this, but he's like the sweetest, like menchiest, nicest guy. Really? Yes, he is. Yeah. He like says everything that everybody is thinking, but nobody can say. That's what I love about it. And I love when they feed each other the lines that they have to read cold that they wrote for each other. And I'm like, we're going to be receiving hate mail. It's just unbelievable. I hope everybody knows what this is. You guys know what that is? When they give each other the Christmas present that I then like flop sweat over. I watch it on my couch like this. Just like, oh no. And yet everyone is there for it. I know. Look at the way he's looking at you. I was literally in my bathroom and I was like literally looking at this picture of you guys and I was like getting dressed and I was reading a magazine and I came upon this picture and I just thought, yes, that is the way a man is supposed to look at his woman. Aw. And look at you. I know, I'm like fist pumping. I'm so excited. Well, you're just like, oh yay, I'm having so much fun. And he's just like, that's my girl. And it's like, man, woman, take the gender out of it. If you could only have that knowledge and maybe a little photographic evidence that that person gets you and appreciates you. Yeah, that's a really important thing. I think just like feeling seen by somebody else and, you know, it's just to be seen is what it's all about.