AKBINGO! Ep425 [English sub]

48&46 Variety Shows
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Aired in 2017.01.24
It's Unfair Here, AKB!
Participants: Hayasaka Tsumugi, Hiwatashi Yui, Iriyama Anna, Izuta Rina, Kashiwagi Yuki, Kato Rena, Kawamoto Saya, Kizaki Yuria, Kojima Mako, Kojima Natsuki, Komiyama Haruka, Muto Tomu, Nakanishi Chiyori, Oda Erina, Oguri Yui, Okabe Rin, Takahashi Juri, Taniguchi Megu, Watanabe Mayu, Yokoyama Yui, Furuhata Nao, Kitagawa Ryoha, Matsui Jurina, Soda Sarina, Suda Akari, Shibuya Nagisa, Suto Ririka, Yabushita Shu, Yagura Fuko, Yamamoto Sayaka, Kodama Haruka, Kojina Yui, Miyawaki Sakura, Tashima Meru, Tomonaga Mio, Kato Minami, Kitahara Rie, Takakura Moeka, Yamada Noe
Ending song:
#AKB48 #AKBINGO! #Entertainment
Now then
who's unsatisfied and wants to say something about it!?
Look at all of them
So then
SKE's
Matsui-san
hai
Well AKB
they've got so many self-titled TV shows
it really makes me jealous
AKB has so many TV shows Its not fair!
For us in SKE its been so long
since we've been called up for AKBINGO!
Its been so long
I'm really happy to be here
But when I was with them, SKE had their own show
it even aired in Tokyo
We had a show on Nihon TV also
So then when that show ended
that's when Kizaki escaped from SKE to join AKB
I wasn't running away
Actually since coming here
I've dropped
position wise
there was a time when I was SKE's #3
But now that you're in AKB
now you're in a bunch of commercials
Smack!
You've become like the Nagoya representative for AKB
in those commercials. Like the can coffee one
She talks with Nagoya dialect
I'm like "What!? Well that's strange"
Really?!
Like "What?!"
Why do you look like a samurai right before they slash someone?
Don't even try to talk back!
NMB, in Osaka
we have a show that we appear on
Kamaitachi-san are the MCs
they MC the show
Even though its Kamaitachi-san
its only broadcast in the Kansai area
Even though its Kamaitachi-san
That sounded like
a high level technique to sneak an insult at them
How about for Niigata?
In Niigata, I'm really grateful for this
this year we're getting our first self-titled show
[NGT48's Niigata Friend!]
Who's MC?
The MCs are Lotti-san
Oh its Lotti-san
Nakaoka-san and Kokado-san
Does somebody have a problem?
I'm sensing some jealousy from you that they got Lotti-san as MC
HKT has Goto-san right?
HKT48's MC is Football Hour Goto!
There's no comparison with Goto-san
Goto-san would say "Give me a break..."
Kitagawa-san
How come SKE
doesn't have a regular show? What do you think is the reason?
Well maybe
the members faces, they look like country girls
a lot of them are old fashioned
These unrefined country girls
who are you speaking of?
She looked behind her
Old fashioned country girls?
But its true
as soon as you get that first glance of AKB
you get that feeling of "Whoa, its idols" honestly speaking
But with SKE
they've got their image
but Soda-san reminds me of an island elementary school teacher
Remote island school teacher?
Elementary school teacher
Like *honnnnkk* "Hey! Our teacher's getting off the boat!"
She's getting off the boat!
And NMB
they're the cheerful and cute girls from Osaka
They have that Osaka feel to them
And then NGT
those members in the back row
They're debut is still coming up
Yamada! I'm talking to you!
Who me!?
Yamada meant to say [watashi]
but with all that energy running through her face all I heard was [watasu]
watasu?
Up next
with Osaka as their home base
NMB's Yagura is not satisfied
AKB-san
for just one single
they get any number of costumes for the single
AKB48 gets a lot of stage costumes Not fair!
So then on music shows
they have a different costume for each one
But we have to wear the same costume for all our performances
Since NMB has so few costumes compared to them
The fans each time will be like "That one again?!"
That one again?
Sounds like "We're having curry again?"
How about it captain?
Even watching the DVDs you can't tell which time period it was from
Since you've been wearing the same costumes for a long time
How about for Team8?
We've always worn this...
We have outdoor events and we wear this
and we wear this in studio
All that sweat!
So much sweat...
And then
NMB's Suto
when comparing her salary to AKB
there are some differences she wants to point out
We're really very poor
NMB can't be that poor
I joined as a draft member
it was a different kind of audition
where all the class members got distributed among different groups
and for Kawamoto-san
there's something I always ask her
Kawamoto, what does she say
Suddenly I got texts from her
What kind of texts?
What's your salary?
Hardcore straight up!
and from that
there was a lot of regret
Wait so you found out?
Yes, but not from Sayaya
I heard some rumors
I thought, its that big a difference...
so for me
Every month, I live off of chopped cabbage and natto
-Saving money? -hai
I have a 10,000 yen budget for living expenses
10,000 yen for living costs?
That reminds me! One of these members spends 5000 yen just on breakfast
The 5000 yen breakfast woman!
The one that ran away from SKE
What was that Kizaki family motto again?
[ Use money for the good things! ]
Use your money is their family creed
I'll seriously get complaints about this, please stop
Any of the other groups hear this
and think they have even less money
I grew up in Saitama
since I grew up in Saitama
like
about 2 to 3 years ago
when we had heavy snow in the Kantou region
on that day, the bathwater was super hot
so then
the water
to wait for it to cool off would have been a waste of time
so using the snow outside
I threw it in the tub
and the bathtub water cooled off but
now there were leaves and stuff floating in it
This has nothing to do with NGT.
This is a Yamada family economy situation
Previously HKT
with regards to the differences in their bentos
they revealed a lot of dissatisfaction
AKB bentos are luxurious, HKT's bentos
are a bunch of brown stuff
Lots of brown stuff? What do you mean by that?
Like burdock!
Really, its burdock
In their dressing room you see HKT munching on burdock
For those HKT members who have had to endure all that burdock
this time they have even more bento complaints
In AKB
I've gotten foie gras once with them
It was like foie gras on top of truffles
and Chateaubriand
Chateaubriand
Chateaubriand? Is that beef?
Those were the choices
Who's live show was this?
It was an AKB theatre show
At an AKB theatre show
you're getting foie gras, truffles and chateaubriand!?
Juri: And eel!
And a fancy eel box!
Who's heard of this?
Who here has eaten Chateaubriand?
I've had it!
I've had it!
Don't tell me you've eaten it!
Because you do AKB theatre shows too
What does NMB think about that!? What's up NMB?
In NMB all we get is takoyaki with different fillings
That can't be
When do you mean takoyaki with different fillings?
The catering for a handshake event
They'll setup a takoyaki maker
where we pick the ingredients and bake them ourselves
Which ingredient gets everyone the most excited?
kimchi!
kimchi?
kimchi makes you scream kya~!
It gets us excited
Don't do a live show with bad kimchi breath
There's lots of garlic in that
Sometimes you get cup ramen right?
What's that about General Director?
When I was a dual member with NMB
and I participated in an NMB handshake
I asked "What is this?"
someone had placed cup ramen there
catering was cup ramen and takoyaki
Weren't there days when you got oden?
They had oden?
We've had that before
The staff said: "Kashiwagi-san"
"Today we have takoyaki, cup ramen, and also..."
"We have oden!"
Oden for those special days
Oden was a rare item then
Up next
NGT's Yamada is unsatisfied with this
NGT's Yamada!
hai!
So then AKB-san
they release a lot of CDs.
Its so not fair
AKB48 puts out a lot of CDs Its not fair!
But Yamada in 2017
NGT will have live shows and will also put out a CD
yeah but still
we haven't even had our debut yet, actually
That's right. We've never appeared on a music TV show
Is that so?
If they put me on a show
I'd definitely be found
What do you mean "be found"?
For example if I were to dazzle on a TV stage
its like people would fall for me
That would totally happen right!?
What do you think?
Would we all fall for her?
So if you got a chance
if you were to appear on a music TV show
just by dancing you're saying you could surpass some of the AKB members?
You're just asking for that one chance
With a little luck
I'll get that 1st place in the elections!
I'm kidding
For those music TV shows
who would do something given that chance?
Ah, we have some
Suda
For me
I'm in the middle so I get blocked by people
I've gotten really good at reading the camera angles
You understand camera angles?
Is this something you'll eventually use to take ghost photos?
I feel very lucky when I can make you think "Wait, is there someone there?"
Like when Inagawa Junji-san says "Is there someone here among us?"
And on those music TV shows
here is Suda's technique when she's blocked from the camera
pay attention when she appears on the right edge of the screen
even on the edge of the screen
she gives a full powered appeal
On the contrary Komiyama
received guidance similar to
Suda's technique from kouhai Oguri
YuiYui
when we were both appearing on a music TV show
only half of my face was going to make it on TV
she said "Komi-san"
"This pose is perfect for that. Face the camera!" and she showed it to me
so then
I used that move to get the Komiharu smile on camera
and the fans complimented me
saying "That was well done Komi-chan"
So she's pulling the strings backstage?
YuiYui
Oguri Yui
But Komiyama does her step back when taking pictures to make her face look smaller
but Komiyama the idol gets advice
from Oguri Yui who has expert knowledge
That's impressive
High praise!
Up next
AKB has something for the sister groups
in terms of something being unfair
The first one to speak up is Taniguchi
and that is
Something I've thought about, NGT's theatre
their dressing rooms are huge
Its not fair
NGT48's dressing rooms are spacious Its not fair!
Well the theatre is the latest one
so they've taken feedback from all the other theatres to make it pretty
and it is a big dressing room
There's also a separate make-up room and costume room
You have a makeup and costume room?
Separate rooms
There's also a massage room
Massage room? What's the deal with that?
Lets take a look at the dressing rooms of the other groups
next is HKT's dressing room
Ah, but that one is pretty too
Seems like lots of space
They got tables! Tables!
You don't have tables or chairs!?
So AKB doesn't have tables or chairs?
That's amazing
So where do you sit then?
Miyawaki, where do you sit down?
There's another room...
Eh? Miyawaki's personal room?
Is there a Miyawaki only space?
There isn't, but for the 1st class members
its the room we all gather in
That room has a sofa in it
So its a room for relaxing
That room for the 1st class members also has a shower
They got a shower?!
Mio-chan, so you don't go in there?
I don't go in there
If you did, would they get mad at you?
They wouldn't get mad but be like "what's she doing here?"
If there aren't any 1st class members around the 2nd class takes it over
Then the 3rd class members couldn't go in
Its like a school caste system there
And next
lets take a look at SKE's dressing room
Here it is
Seems a lot different from the ones we've seen
Its like a designer feel to theirs
The doorknobs also
are in the shape of angel wings
Yukirin, what do you think?
I think its amazing
I'm in shock at how different it is from the AKB's dressing room
According to Watanabe
AKB's dressing room
has this fatal flaw
No. For real
the bathroom area is filthy
That should be taken care of, the bathroom area
But that~ that's probably because of this
here it is
Here's your culprit
She washes her feet in there
That's just such a dirty move
That has nothing to do with the area being dirty
I'm one of the people that cleans that area
How do you clean up like that?
AKB's dressing rooms don't have a shower
so if you want to freshen up after a show
all you can do is clean your feet
You're only supposed to wash your face in there
With everyone there, its just that one sink
Did you stop?
Yes, but with it being winter
In winter I take wet tissues with me
and lately when the show ends I'll use that to wipe my feet
Why is it only your feet that get dirty so easy!
And here
why does AKB
have so many members that can
impersonate Kashiwagi. All will be revealed
And then
other groups also have members that do a Kashiwagi impersonation
Shibuya-san
You can do a Yukirin?
Yukirin-san has a glance to the side maneuver
Glance to the side maneuver?
On camera she'll suddenly glance to the side away from the camera
Glance to the side maneuver
There's no way she'd do something like that
Yukirin-san please show us what's she's talking about
I don't know, when I'm singing its like
I think I have seen that one
Let's see what that looks like at a live performance
Indeed its something we've seen before
What did you call it again?
The glance to the side maneuver
Well it is a maneuver
Anyone else have one?
Also our
Matsui Jurina-san
can do one
Matsui Jurina has an impersonation?
I've never seen it
Well mine
Yukirin-san on Gingham Check
my position is close to hers, so we're together
and I can always see her so
usually the choreography looks like this
gin~
gham~
check~
Just like that
koi~
no~
moyou~
It looks kind of like that
When Yukirin-san does it
gin~
gham~
check~
koi~
Seriously?
There's no way
That can't be right
If that were true everyone would start laughing while singing that part
Its cute! Even doing that alone
she puts all she has into it
Could you describe what you were doing just now?
She flails her wrists way more than everyone else
I think its normal
gin~
gham~
check~
It does seem a little excessive
I do use my wrists there
At other shows when we do that song
I've had Yukirin's position for that song before
and I'd watch the video
so I could memorize how the actual person does the dance
Is that so
And Yui-chan
do you have a Yukirin impersonation?
I've never done one but
I think I could do her catchphrase
The catchphrase
I think I could do her catchphrase
What's it sound like?
What's it sound like?
Asleep or awake its Yukirin World
that will put you in a daze
Nickname Yukirin
I'm Kashiwagi Yuki
I'm 25 years old everybody!
Hold on! Hold on now!
Now hold on a second
Oguri's trial begins right now!
Asleep or awake its Yukirin world
that will put you in a daze
The nickname is Yukirin
I'm Kashiwagi Yuki!
The end!!
I have never ever said how old I am!
