Diamondbacks pitcher hits a bird with a pitch | Weekly Dumb

My name is Jimmy. His name is Jake. And this is the Weekly Dumb. Jake, how are you? James, Zach, everyone joining us. I'm doing well. Nice little weekend. Uh, what did I do? Don't know. Here we are. Monday. I did not. Well, I don't know. Butterfly effect. Nobody really knows. Are you throwing rocks out your window again? I was not throwing rocks at my man. Threw in your pistol into the air. Getting college stoned to cats. How are you? Ew. That's not, that's messed up. Really bad. But Zach Gallen baseballed a bird, uh, taking after. Wow. Diamondbacks was, uh, what team was Randy playing for when he did it? 2001. Diamondbacks. The Diamondbacks kill birds. That's interesting. We have another one. The sports. I jumped the gun. Let's get into the sports, Jim. Blood. More blood. Zach Gallen. One gummy bear. Zach Gallen killed a bird. Uh, and yeah, this wasn't during a game. So, you know, we don't know if it killed it. I think they said it kills. Maybe the bird killed itself. A bird is dead. Uh, and we have to report that. Zach noted before the show, that's something we cover here. Yeah. No, I think it's good that Zach Gallen's getting some shine, uh, arguably two of the best Dimeback pictures in league history. Um, and yeah, I don't know, man. I don't. Baseball hits a bird into it. I need a better angle. If you're going to throw a pitch and it hits a bird, you need to do it in a game like Randy Johnson did. So we see everything. We have a, you know, the head on angle. And that's where I have an issue with what Zach did here because he did it during just having to catch warmups, you know, and he was throwing that ball probably 80%. What if it's a deep secret in baseball? Like birds are dying pretty much weekly, but they just don't have it on tape. I think you kill a bird. You make sure people know about it with a pitch. But if there's no tape, well, you would still know, right? Unless you're pitching blind. You would know. But what if baseball teams are hiding this? Uh, it is horrifying. Has PETA ever ranked their animals? I'd like to know which ones they care the least about. Peter or PETA? All of them. Another guy got hit by a pitch. That's the almost a breakdown. Jim, can I ask you about this? Can I ask you about this? Almost a breakdown Jimbo? Because we have another animal getting hit by a ball. Now, this is one of the dumber hit by pitches going. Our social media tweeted that out, but I also tweeted out that we had one of the funnier hit by pitches you'll ever see in blitz ball battle. So which one do you like more? You have Dan Rourke taking one to the nose, just kind of standing there and taking it and not moving. And then you have this Texas A&M and Mississippi state game. One run game at the end and the pitcher's cleat gets caught. So he kind of does a fake motion. He's going to get called for a box. So he's like, let me just throw the ball anyway. And just, it bounces and then hits the batter in the leg. There was no runners on. So I don't think it would have been like a ball. It would have just been a ball. So there was no reason to like, Oh ----. What if he threw that pitch as a lob and the guy hit it? It's dumb hit by pitch. Smart by the hitter. Yeah. Bouncing ball comes at you. Free base. So those are the two hit by pitches that you guys have to talk about in the comments at length. Like really long comments. Real long comments. Longest comment that that isn't a filibuster stays on point. Uh, that Zach reads wins. I'll read them. Zach will read them. I'll read them. Said Zach. Let's go back to the more sports. Jim, the more sports is brought to you by SeatGeek. Wow. More sports is brought to you by SeatGeek. Yeah. If you think about it. Concerts and the theater and the ballot, Texas a and M Jim coming out, Jim, we picked out a story from one of your hometowns, big Sydney swans, North Melbourne, kangaroos game in the AFL and your swans and a four game losing streak on a controversial over substitution. They use their maximum of 75 interchanges in the game. Whoa, that's a lot. That's so many. I couldn't, I was shocked to see that. It kind of needs to be lower than that. 75 is a lot. Rugby and soccer kind of get lumped together, right? They're on a, this is AFL to see 75. Yes. And if you're the coach using that many, you're kind of a knob. So I kinda, I'm happy they got penalized for going over. The two guys ran off at the same time. Liam Schills and Will Phillips. It's just hard to keep track of. Okay. The only way you can have a change over 75 is if the dude has a serious head injury or leaves on a stretcher. So a sprained ankle. Nope. Play through it. You're stuck out there. Figure it out. Hurt yourself worse till you need a stretcher. This is the AFL. Break my ankle. Yeah. Do it. I need off. Jim, can you tell me about this? Not sports because a woman did a mass keying and it's in port Cotillot Kim and I don't know where that is. Yeah. Don't know where it is, but this woman over the course of four months and two different dealerships has keyed 400 vehicles or more. Is this a hobby? What is this? It's oddly mundane, but also malicious caused half a million in damages. There's gotta be some connection you would hope, but it could just be, she's bored at night. She just likes the noise. Oh, then arrest her. That's worse. Otherwise we were on her side. If she's got a vendetta, you know, over the guy who owns the dealership, that's I guess that's understandable than her liking the noise. You've got two local dealerships here. If they're affiliated in some way, easy. Now is she doing designs? There was video of, she's just kind of walking sadly and keying that modern art or is she doing graffiti? Is this Banksy or suspect Zach hooked up with Banksy? Which one? The art one. The real deal. Hell yeah. The art one. There's Adam Banks. There's people that call themselves cake eater. Yeah. All right. Yeah. Doesn't even know who he was sucking the face with. Oh, look at this. Here's, here's an old picture of Zach and Banksy employee of the week. It's the employee of the week. It's the employee of the week. You got married. That gets you an employee of the week. I guess so. Did you get it when you got married? I think so. It's kind of nice. I don't know. Good job, Ryan. I don't know. Congrats to Ryan. Kyle's best friend, Ryan. And the Mets, the Mets hit some home runs. So he's a Mets fan. Sports report right at the end. Yeah. But like a little sports report. Yeah. Congrats, Ryan. He's happy. I don't know. Weddings kind of suck. So maybe not. He will be happy with the marriage. That was a weekly dumb. Today's episode was sponsored by SeatGeek. They've got the hookup. We've got the hookup. Use code DUMB for $20 off your first purchase at SeatGeek. That's $20 off your first purchase. The promo code DUMB makes buying tickets super simple with over 28 million downloads. SeatGeek's the number one rated ticketing app. They got tickets and they let you know if you're getting a good deal or a bad deal. This just in. Choose the good deal. This bird kind of was on the outs anyway. It was a weak bird. Yeah. Randy Johnson bird explodes. This bird just like. One day it was like naturally falling to its death anyway. He was aiming for it. Yeah. That kind of be beautiful, right? Or a dead bird. Half dead bird. Guys, enough.