Comments on Your Comments and January 2015 Fan of The Month

Hey what's up everybody, it's Mike. It's Dan. And welcome to Comments. On your Comments. And on your Comments. Mhm. January edition. Wow! January of 2015! It's crazy, right? We're going to start off with our ancient Chinese video on how ancient people lived. Yep. Super Mii says, Henry VIII is said to have preferred the neck of a goose for toilet paper salesman. Wow. Seriously? I don't know. I mean, we gotta fact check that. Yeah, we didn't fact check this, but we just saw this comment and we're like... But if it's true, I'm sorry, I'm just imagining what that would... Is it a live geese? Goose? I don't think it's alive, because it would run away. But if it's... You're like, come here! But if it's dead, that's nasty. I can see why, if this is true, Henry VIII chose it, because it's a long tooth. Yeah. And it's smooth. It's just, it's just, it's just inconvenient. Like what do you do? You have like 20 geese in a... Yeah, you are the king. You could be like, you could be like, make sure there's a room full of geese necks. You could do that, conceivably. Also, as an Asian, I just want to say, that's a total waste of good meat. That's a total waste. Because you could, after you do the duck, you could put the neck in the soup. It's good stuff. Like, why would you... You know what I mean? Serena Brown says, same video, thing I need to survives, water, candy, YouTube, Mike and Dan. Yes! You definitely need us to survive, because I'm going to like build you a fire and hunt down animals. And Dan was just like... I'll give you fashion advice on how to wear your leaves. Yeah, dude. I'll pick out the most awesomest leaves that you can wear around. Yeah, you have the worst survival instinct of any human being. I'll interior decorate your tree house. Cave. Cave? I'd be like, so you should put a candle here, so that it will create the right amount of wood for your cave dwelling. All right. So we're jumping on to our Northeast cuisine video. Oh, nice. Crystal Butler. No, it could be Cristal Butler. Cristal Butler. Okay. Well, she threatened me. Just saying. So in case I ever die randomly on the streets one day, you know who did it. So she writes, Mike, if you put delicious-looking food in my face like that again, I will come all the way from Florida to New York and slap you myself. She will slap the food out of you. Yes! I want to see that. Yeah, like next time you're doing a video and you're just like, hmm, this tasty thing. And then as you're doing this, like a hand comes off the screen. That just shows up. And it's Crystal's hand. Just like, boom. And you're like. Next one by same video, Panther. So what happens to all the food you order? You obviously can't eat all of it. You let it go back and get thrown away? Well, actually, contrary to popular belief, we actually do eat most of it. Here's what happens. Give you guys a little inner look at our operation. When we know we're going to a place where we're going to order like eight dishes, right? First of all, we have our camera. No, it's actually eight or more. Right. Eight or more. First of all, we have our camera person, Tao, who eats a lot. He eats a lot. He's like a dumpster. He is. And then he just keeps going. Like the energizer is really guy. Right. But also, Mike, you guys know, he's not a normal person. I'll put it down. You don't equal two, you equal three people. So right then and there, you've got Mike and Tao, which combined is about 10 people. And then we got him, which is like half a person. I knew you were going to say that. So I'm trying to keep up. No, three quarters. Give me that. Three quarters. Because I'm thrown down with you guys. Yes. So in extreme cases, we will also invite some friends to come and sit down with us. Extreme cases. Like, honestly, the Northeastern, that was a lot of food. That was a lot of food. Because the Chinese portions, they're huge. Especially Northeastern, which are very also savory and hearty. So then we had some friends join us and we took it down. We took all the dishes down. That particular one. But, like, me and you have gone out, just the two of us, and ordered eight dishes. We have. No joke. And pretty much put it all away. Yeah. We have done that. And the waiters, they're like, they think we're crazy. They're like, you want more? And Mike's like, yes. Yeah. One more. Give me another one. And they're like. Next we have DMews, who says, you guys definitely need to do a top 10 vegetarian dish list. Although Mike is such a meatatarian. I'm doing it. We're doing it. Because we should. Because vegetarians are. Vegetable dishes are awesome. Contrary to this guy. Awesome. Dude. You know what my favorite vegetarian dish is? What? Stir fry potatoes. That's it. Well, now we got to add. Tomatoes and eggs. Now we got to add the one that we had. The recent secret one that we had. If you're seeing this and you've already seen the other video, you know what it is. It's fried eggplant. Henan style. That was good. Emily Taylor says, you're the weird ones for liking cilantro. Like as if. Nah. Okay. I guess some people don't like cilantro based on some kind of biological thing. Exactly. We found this out. And also I have friends that either hate it or love it. And so do you. We love it. So I'll go as far as saying I cannot have soup without cilantro. Certain kind of soup. Certain kind. Definitely a lot of Chinese soups need cilantro. You got to have cilantro. I love it. Lee Chen Chen says, why does Mike know so much about food? Well, let me tell you guys. Let me break it down for you. Some people ask me this. And I say this. All right. I don't drink. Right. I don't smoke. I don't do drugs of any kind. I don't gamble. Right. I don't play video games that much, as much as I used to. So I don't buy video game systems. You don't buy video games. I don't spend money on basically anything except for food. Exactly. So I got to have a hobby. Right. My hobby is food. Like for me, I love food. But I- You also love other stuff. You like coffee a lot. Yeah. You like the arts. Yes. You like fashion. Yes. That's what you spend a lot of money on. Me, all my money goes towards food and then traveling so I can attain food I cannot obtain here. Exactly. I'm the food-a-saur. Is that a dinosaur? It's a dinosaur. Food-a-saur. I'm going to draw us a food-a-saur. Yo. We're going to- That's our phrase, people. We just coined that. That's our phrase, food-a-saur. This is from our jelly bean video. Oh my goodness. Which- Can I just say this? Oh god. We did the jelly bean challenge. And you totally just stomped your own foot. You made us these rules that ended up killing you. What? Dude, I try to get out of my own rules. I made the stupidest rules. This is the first video that we did that I couldn't stop laughing when I was watching the video. Cookie Rockstar 8 says, oh my god, I did because I asked a question who spit out food as they were watching the video because they laughed so hard. Oh my god, I did. I was eating chocolate cake and I could not hold it down. It's all over my bed now. Oh, I'm so sorry about that. I cannot believe you guys ate the whole thing. Don't mention it, dude. Usually, people just spit it out. But by far, you guys have been boozled. The challenge was the best. If I'm ever feeling down, I'm just going to watch this over and over in slow-mo because this was just hilarious. I love you guys. Why did I make this rule? For some dumb reason, I'm like, Mike, let's make this interesting. Let's eat the whole thing. Can I just tell you guys something about you? Whenever we go do something, like whatever it is, we play golf, we eat, whatever. You will challenge somebody to something. I will. And usually, that thing will always come and bite you in the butt. Yeah, because I'm competitive. But you can't back up that nature. You're just like, we play golf. I bet you guys like an ice cream. Did you bet someone an ice cream or something? Yeah, we bet like an ice cream. And I lost. And I think you kind of cheated because I did not swallow it because I couldn't swallow it. That's cheating, dude. That's not cheating. I literally had to sit there. How is that cheating? Did you make a rule that says we had to like savor each bite? No, we just had to eat it, which I did. This is from Eddie124816. So which one was the worst? You've said it so many times. I can't remember which one was the worst. Dog food, right? No, they were all, I remember them all. I have a good memory, right? I have a horrible memory. So I'll tell you the flavors right now. The dog food one, horrendous. That was the closest one to make me gag because of the chicken flavor. And then you had the stink bomb. Yeah. Which was horrible. You had rotten egg. Or the skunk. The skunk. I don't think I had the skunk. Not stink bomb, the skunk. I don't think I had the skunk. Because you just, I definitely had the skunk. That was the worst one. The skunk was the worst one. I guess I didn't have it. There was rotten egg. Yeah. That was horrible. Sock. The sock was bad. The moldy cheese. Moldy cheese was not as bad as the sock. No, that was bad though. Not as bad. There was barf. Yeah. There was booger. So the worst one, probably dog food. For me, it was the skunk. I didn't have the skunk, so luckily. You know what? We got lucky. Because according to Alice Duan, she says, oh, they took out the centipede. That was the worst. But honestly, the centipede, it would just taste like, you know what? They probably changed it. There was one that was grass. Remember? That tasted like soil. Freshly mowed lawn. That was all right. Yeah. No, no, no. Are you saying centipede would taste like grass? It's not going to taste like grass. No. Centipedes, because their diet is just, they're scavengers. It's a bug. It's not. Dude, read the things. Oh, my god. That's going to be nasty. People say that grasshoppers and other bugs taste like certain, like nutty. Yeah, I bet you it doesn't. Centipedes aren't bad. I bet you centipede is like total junk. No, no. Hilary Payne says, the helium squirrel voices were adorable. Love. You don't know what she's talking about, dude. I think because at one point, I was like squeaking. OK. I was like. Here's the thing. Dan doesn't know what this comment means. OK. Go watch the video, and you'll find out what this comment means. You know what? I would agree with that. Because I watched, before we did this, we watched some other ones. I'm like, all right. It wasn't that fun. Like, those weren't that funny. So we're like. You know what I think helped it? What? It's like, because the way we did it, like you try one, I try one at the same time. And you're just like, yep, that was skunk. And it's just like. And then the fact that it's not over, right? Because most people spit it out. But it just gets worse and worse. And we had to eat all of it. What a name. Wow. No kissing ye after this, Dan. Ha ha. Go wash it down with some good old hot pot. Did you kiss ye after this? No. She's probably like, what's that smell? Skunk. She was like. It was a gym sock. She's like, did you get sprayed by a skunk? She's like, what did you guys do? I'm like, me and Mike made a video where we. She's like, why would you do that? We had to spray each other with skunk. Yeah. She literally was like, that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Really? She said that? Yeah. Did she see our awesome video? She didn't see it yet. Whatever. Tell her to watch this video and dare her not to laugh. Because you know, she doesn't like doing. She doesn't like. Unlady stuff. Yeah. Unlady stuff. Ni hao Kylie says. Ni hao Kylie. I'm going to watch this whenever I'm sad from now on. You know what? This is a perfect pick me up her video that we just made. Definitely. You haven't seen it yet. But I'm going to say it to you. It's definitely a pick her up. Definitely. You can't. You can't watch this video and not laugh. The Zodiac video now. The doctor says. I'm a monkey. Like you. It seems I'm totally doomed. I thought monkeys were supposed to be too cunning to be easily manipulated. Love virus? That does not sound pleasant. I think the love virus sounds very pleasant. Yeah. Mike, let me ask you something. Have you been. Have you contracted the love virus yet? Not yet. Okay. I'm waiting to be. It's still early in the season. Why don't you tell our viewers what are the symptoms of the love virus? Like how will you know that you're about to catch this? The symptom of the love virus includes. Can no longer pay attention to anything you're doing. Loss of appetite. Continuous loss of sleep. Whoa. Really? Yeah. Wow. Because you're just you're like you're in bed. You're like. Over texting. Okay. Yeah. That's a big one. Okay. Also as you progress through your day. Right. Every single thing. You're thinking about whether she would like it or not. Right. I ate a pizza. I need to. Over thoughtfulness. I need to like maybe send her the picture of the pizza. Oh man. She would really like this little. Oh gosh. Jukebox or whatever the heck. If you guys experience any of these symptoms. Let us know and maybe we'll find a cure for you. Yeah. The cure can only be either really happy or really painful. Isra Azari says. Pig like Dan. Yay. I have a. I had a feeling he would be a pig. Yeah. A lot of people do. I guess how old he would be then I thought he is probably a pig like me. So you're like a pig like her. Okay. But I'm the younger generation. As a Chinese language student I find your videos not only funny but also helpful. So she's basically saying that she's yeah in her mid-twenties. Yeah. Any advice for her as a fellow pig? I think if I remember correctly that video says something about good stuff about like your career. So follow your dreams. All right. Also we have this comment we're pulling from Facebook and this is a really really sweet comment. Alexis Ojeda Melendez says. My husband and I have been OTGW and all other Dan and Mike spin offs. Thank you. Subscribers for two years now. We're in China now in Guangzhou adopting our son and we feel so much more in the know because of your shows from gift giving to foods to eat to basic phrases and everything in between. Some might think of the OTGW as just the YouTube channel but it has been an invaluable education for us. Thank you truly. Oh. And our son's original surname just happened to be Chen Tu. Oh my God. That is that really warms our heart. Right. Look at the little kid. That makes us feel really good because we do really try to have our channel be not only family oriented. Yep. We try to make things that are educational and fun as well. Right. All right guys. It's time to let you know who the January fan of the month is. FOTM. Our fan of the month goes to my Hong Kong husband. We don't actually know her name. No. Because that's what her name is on Facebook. All right. So my Hong Kong husband message us on Facebook with your all the information, your address, name, address, phone number too because we need that for the postal office for us to fill in. Should we tell them about a couple of surprises that's coming up or just keep it? Yes. Got a couple. Yeah. They're awesome. They're related to each other. For those of you who've been watching this video all the way to the end, this is for you. It's a gift. First of all, on February 5th, we will be presenting an award at the Trauma Fever Award Ceremony and we will be presenting the award for Best Bromance. Which is not us. Which I don't understand why. I think they should have nominated us. I think so too. So that's really cool. And also, Tom Dan. Later on in the month, sometime around or on Valentine's Day. How appropriate. One of Mike's favorite holidays. Which I always spent alone. We're going to actually be hosting a new show for Drama Fever and it's Drama Fever News. So it's Mike and I. Actually it's going to be called. I'm sorry. Double Chen News. The Double Chen Report. Oh, that's right. The Double Chen Report. And we're going to be basically similar to what we do on The Double Chen Show, but we're going to be talking more about funny news that comes out of Asia. Funny, interesting, entertaining news. Also we're going to be talking about some K-pop, K-drama stuff. Definitely. So that's going to be a weekly show on Drama Fever. So don't forget to check that out. I feel like in the last, because we've been working with Drama Fever in the last couple of months, I have exposed myself to a lot more. We both have. Korean dramas, K-pop, Asian. I mean, Drama Fever is not just Korean, but a lot of the stuff is Korean. So yeah, it's interesting. Alright guys, thanks so much for watching.