SHE LOST US A MILLION DOLLARS!!!

Where are we going? Going at the candy store to get a Kinder Egg. A Kinder Egg? Should we video you opening it when we get home? Yes. That's a good idea. Okay, jump in, jump in, jump in, jump in. You found that in the car? Are you guys excited? Okay, let's see what you got inside of them. Do you guys know how to open them? Oh my gosh. We don't have to tell dad though. Let me see. Wait, no, we get to build it. See, look. Oh, what? Okay, put the, you gotta put the skeleton inside. Put the skeleton in. Yeah, when I have them. They always can do these by themselves and it just surprises me. I know, it's like they're growing up. Oh my gosh. They don't need this anymore. Let me see. Oh yes, I'm gonna have to open it again. Look at that. Okay. Oh, wait, you can scan it in the iPad. You can beat it. What? Do you guys like those chocolate balls in there too? I think they're so good. Yeah, they are. That guy. Whoa. So let me put, now I'm gonna. I wanna see the characters. Let me see yours. Oh, T-Rex, wait. Dude, mine is more cool than yours. Okay, look at those guys. Look at them. Those are cool, guys. Hey, but you know what I realize? What? I get actually two spoons and two treats. One more thing. Russ, what? One more thing. I saw them in half. Ashley wants to saw our long boards in half, but here's the thing. She almost lost us a million dollars. A million dollars. So Russ and I go and get pizza for the pizza party, right? Well, there's this hill that we go about Mach 7 on. I told you guys about it yesterday. I hit it at nighttime. It's one of those three situations where it made me. Anyway, so Rick Ross goes up to the top. I'm like, bro, I'm gonna film this, dude. I'm gonna catch you going at least 50 miles an hour so we got footied, you know? So we could show people. So I dropped Russ off. I get down, dude. Russ, tell them how you're getting it, dude. You're getting it. We were dropping him. He was dropping. From the top, didn't slow down once. Didn't slow down one time, okay? He's full bomb tucking is what we call it in the hood. I'm down there, dude. I'm on one knee. I've got the shot. Like this, guys. I'm down low. I got the shot. He comes flying in. I'm talking one cigarette in his mouth, dude. He's getting it. Going so fast, he starts to get speed wobbling. I'm thinking, this is it, dude. I finally made it big. Russell's gonna crash and possibly die and I'm catching it on candid camera, baby. And then old Ashley starts calling me and I'm thinking to myself, woman, woman, woman. Of all the times you could call me, did you have to do it right now? Calls me right as he starts to get speed bowl with a crash. And all you hear me do is go, oh, aw. Hello? Babe, I'm not dead. I'm alive. I don't know what you're stressing about. That's actually the conversation. Yeah, that's the conversation. She thought I was dead. I'm like, oh, but I mean, I almost just missed Russ dying and we would have had a million dollar video right there. Million dollar video. Long story short, she's going outside to saw our longboard in half. Saw it right now. Ashley, I will fight you. Dude, Ashley put an ad on Facebook and Craigslist for women to pay you to cuddle. Who's gonna pay me to cuddle? We said, scruffy, fluffy man named Rick Ross is looking for a chick to cuddle with. We said you charge 50 bucks an hour. Yeah, but I'm not very good at cuddling. So they might be getting ripped off. Well, you do got quite a few bones that might poke. You got a farmer's tan, dude. Yeah. Russ, all you have to do is lay there. Did anybody notice the can Russell has in his hand? He's got a squirt. Hey, it all starts out cuddling. That little squirt would drink a squirt. Hold on strong. Say, I can do this. I can do this. Louder. I can do this. Promise? Yeah. High fives. Let's go, get on. Got this, bro. Hold on strong. Let's go. Pedal. Pedal, look straight. Don't look anywhere but straight. Look straight. Night is coming to a close. I'm heading outside to see old Rick Ross, see what he's been up to. Which, as I can already tell, he's up to no good. We'll go see what's going on in the hood. Did you get the chickens round up? Yeah. Then why are half of them hanging out of the window right now? You guys saw the footy of where Ashley lost us a million dollars, basically. Depressing us all get out. I'm not too happy about it. I think we could go hit that hill again. And I think Russ is down to full bomb tuck it again. Oh. And there's a 72% chance. Hey, listen. Thomas is pretty when he longboards, but you ain't never seen nobody with a pair of zapatos like this, you know what I mean? We need, so we'll have our family vlogs Monday through Friday. And then Saturdays, we'll be designated to just Tom and Russ. And we'll call it Saturdays with Tom and Russ. Uncensored. No, we can't. No, no, no. You can't say that. But on a serious note, you guys, if you want Saturdays to be, for us to upload a video on Saturday, because we don't right now. We don't do it Saturday or Sunday. But we can start uploading on Saturday. If you guys, if we get enough comments down below and enough votes for a Saturday of Tom and Russ, and it'll be a 10 to 12 minute video of just kind of what Russ and I get down on. Dude, you guys, you guys don't see what we really got going on. You guys don't see. You guys get the edited cut, dude. We're talking uncensored, uncut, you know what I mean? Ever since we were kids, I used to let Russ know, you know, hey bro, if you were a steak, you'd be a ball tip and I'd be a T-bone. Yeah, I'd always be a T-bone. I'm not gonna hurt you, bro. What are you so afraid of? You're hitting me. Now, when Russ was young, he had a, lift up your arm. He had a mole on this armpit. Boom, then I got, I got him, I got him. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. What's up? You guys, this is a stupid show. What are you running to, boy? What are you running? I actually didn't run this by Ashley yet, you guys, but we, Russ and I have been talking, and we think that Saturday should be designated to Tom and Russ. Tom and Russ. Rick Ross and T-bone. I also taught him how. The adventures of Tom and Russ. Isn't that a thing? That could be great. No, Tom and. Tom and Finn, but Tom and Russ. Yeah. Tom and Russ. Would you look at that? Okay. Somehow, I stumbled across this picture of our kitchen during our remodel. So, if you're a newer subscriber, we remodeled all of this. It's probably messy back there, but yeah, the kitchen. All that stuff. Sorry, my arms are getting really tired. Oh, sorry. Okay, anyway, we remodeled the kitchen. It's been about a year and a half ago now. Year and a half? A year. It was a year ago. We've almost been here two years? No, it's been, because we've been here two years. So, yeah, about a year and a half ago. But, anyway, I'm gonna show you guys a picture of this right here. This is what it looked like when we ripped everything out, and I always say, like, when people come in, and they're like, did you, they're like, oh, this must have been a good selling point. Like, the house looked like this when you bought it. I'm like, no, no. I wish. It didn't. It's been a lot of work, but this picture I'm gonna show you. I'm gonna just pop it up on here. Oh, Ashley's fancy like that. I don't know how to do it. I was gonna hold the phone in front of me, like, here. I'm just trying to see it. But it shows you, you guys, the size of the kitchen is the size of this square. That includes the width of the cabinets. You have to think the fridge, the cabinets, the stove, everything was inside of this tiny little square. And when you see the sink right there, you can kind of, like, get the idea of, okay. The kids' square. Literally, when we would open up, like, the dishwasher, it would hit the other side of the kitchen, and it was so small. Like, I can't believe how little it was. Then I'll show you guys another picture right here is when we knocked all the walls down. Yeah, not much at all. She says we. She means Thomas. Yeah, Thomas took a sledgehammer, and we just started. You know what? I woke up one morning, and I was like, you know what? These walls is buggin'. I just couldn't wait. I remember being like, I can't wait to just see what it looks like when it's all open. Because we knocked down one, two, three. I think that's actually why I did it. I was like, I want to see what this space looks like. And the contractor was supposed to be there, like, a week after that day, and I was like, I'm just gonna do it. So I tore it all down myself. And, yeah, we didn't actually get a kitchen in for, like, five months, so. I did a time lapse of it. What do you mean? It's on FB. Oh my gosh. Of you knocking the wall down? It was, like, a little bit of the wall getting knocked down, but then the whole pile of me, like, cleaning up the pile. Oh, that's right. I remember that now. Okay, that's kind of fun. But, yeah, we knocked, I just counted five walls down. There were five walls in this room. And now it's just one open room. It's so fun. But, that's kind of random, because we had this one, two, that wall, separating there, and then this half wall. Isn't that crazy, dude? It's crazy. Listen, ooh, ooh. I'm gonna toot my own horn right there. He's tooting it. Crazy! Okay, well, if you guys haven't seen those videos, go back and watch, like, December-ish, November-ish, 2016, because those are videos of when, like, everything was ripped out, and when I was like, okay, this is what we're gonna do, here, and here, and here. And then, you guys can find other videos of when everything's getting installed. If you're into that kind of thing, you know? It's just kind of fun. My nostril's as big as my eyeball when I do this. It's crazy. Don't forget to vote, you guys. Ash doesn't know where you guys are voting on, but I do. Vote down below. TNR, Rick Ross, Saturdays, T-Bone. Oh, yeah, I think that's a good idea. Saturdays. Biceps, triceps. Okay, and then, also. Russell's ribs are okay, by the way, if you guys are wondering. They're fine. What did you do? No Russell's hurt in the making of this video. Okay, well, also, guys, make sure you hit that bell, because if you don't hit the bell with the subscribe button, then you're not gonna be notified, okay? It's actually down here, I think. Bye! ♪♪♪