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I just had a missed call from you.
You have my lab results?
Yes.
Okay.
Awesome.
Thank you.
Okay.
Bye.
Oh my gosh.
Another boy.
Oh my gosh.
This is it.
I'm not having another babe.
I swear.
I did not think, like I didn't even have, I always felt this was going to be a girl.
Didn't you feel that?
Dude, I don't even.
What?
What's wrong with my swimmer dude?
Geez.
Five boys in a row.
Well, I guess obviously in a row because that's all we've ever had.
Five boys.
When she said, did you want another gender?
I knew it right away.
It's a boy dude.
Oh my gosh.
Can you believe that?
Babe, are you kidding me?
That's cool.
I know.
I'm so excited.
That's going to be cool.
Yeah.
They're going to freaking fall.
Oh, my boys are going to cry their eyes out.
Oh my gosh.
Maybe we should just adopt a daughter.
We clearly don't know how to make a girl.
Five boys, dude?
Five boys.
What's the record?
Your mom had five boys in a row.
But after having girls.
Thanks mom.
Appreciate it.
Appreciate passing the genetics down to me.
Dude, I can't believe that.
Like what?
I'm actually really excited.
I don't like being a hundred percent honest.
I love having boys.
Is that bad?
I know.
What's the name?
I don't even have a clue.
We ran out of boy names.
Here's the thing.
Elsa?
Honestly, Ezra Wishes.
All of our kids, we named like their...
We knew Milo's name in advance.
Yeah.
But like Simon wasn't named for multiple days in the hospital.
We were like, I don't know.
And then Ezra, we thought his...
Remember how we decided his name?
Cursive.
We wrote his name in cursive.
And we were like, yeah.
Who's Ezra?
Mm-hmm.
I was going to say, we thought his name was Cursive.
I thought of that one.
And then when he came out, I'm like, no, he's not an Ezra.
Remember?
I'm like, no, that's not his name.
But then, yeah.
I don't know what we're going to do with the name.
Oh my gosh.
Comment.
Are we just going to make them all share rooms and stuff?
I mean, it doesn't matter.
We definitely are going to have to kick Russ out.
Eventually, we're going to have to kick Russ out because...
He's our sixth boy.
You have to think about this, right?
We have one, two, three, four...
We have four boys.
Russ has one.
We have one.
Simon and Cohen has one.
Ezra has one.
This baby's going to have one.
That means every room will be taken.
So when Simon and Cohen hit the age of 12, you're going to want your own room?
Yeah.
Honey, I think Russ will have his own place by then.
Stop.
I've come to the conclusion, Russ will be with us for the rest of our lives.
Wow.
That's crazy.
You will.
No, I'm excited.
I love you.
I really am.
I know.
I sound like I'm not excited, but I just was hoping for a girl really bad.
I'm not disappointed in any way, but I was hoping for a girl.
I'll tell you guys this.
He's wanted a girl.
No, I wanted boys first.
I wanted Simon and Cohen to be boys.
He wants a girl more than I want a girl.
Yeah, I just feel like I want a little Ashley.
I can see that.
Because if I only had girls, I would want a little boy.
We're not getting you tubes tied or none of that.
I know.
We're not making the injections.
But this is another thing I wanted to actually say.
When I went to my last appointment, my doctor was checking to see where my placenta is because
apparently it can attach to your scar.
Yeah, which no one ever told us that.
Yeah, the more you get pregnant after ... I have had C-sections with all of mine.
They've always said, well, you can't have too many C-sections, and we were like, oh.
We didn't know why.
Well, then our doctor was like, oh, well, let's check and see if your placenta is attaching
to the scar tissue.
Yeah, because it's dangerous.
Because then it's very dangerous.
And I was like, wait, what?
Yeah.
Like, how come no one ever told us that?
I don't know.
I really feel like this is the last one.
I didn't feel like that with Ezra.
So if there is a girl out there that we're supposed to have, she'll probably come through
an adoption because I really don't think I'm going to have another baby.
And I've been so sick this time.
It's so weird.
Like, I've never been sick.
I really thought it was a girl.
I didn't have one.
Could they be wrong?
Not with your blood.
They could through an ultrasound, but not when you get-
You're fired.
Where's my heart?
Like, I don't even know.
Well, when she left her message, like, it sounded alarming, kind of.
Yeah.
Because you know when someone says, this isn't an emergency, usually means, like, it's kind
of an emergency.
Because she's like, this is the nurse with your doctor.
I thought something was wrong with the lab.
We got your results back.
If you could just call us as soon as possible.
But this isn't an emergency.
Why'd you even say the word emergency?
Because I wouldn't have thought anything until you said that.
She said it's not an emergency, so it must be.
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
Usually when someone says that, it is.
Ezra, you're going to have a brother.
Ezra, you're going to have a baby brother.
You're going to have a little brother.
Are you happy?
You want a baby?
A baby brother?
You want a baby brother?
Oh my gosh.
What will he look like?
Oh my gosh.
I hope he looks like you.
First, I want to know what you think it is.
Squirrel.
What do you think?
Squirrel.
What do you think?
Squirrel?
Squirrel.
Okay.
You guys.
Mom and dad.
Okay.
If I'm holding up two fingers, it's a boy.
If I'm holding up one finger, it's a girl.
Okay?
What does that mean?
Squirrel?
No.
What?
A boy?
It's a boy.
You guys are going to have another little brother.
Are you excited?
So excited.
Well, you both thought it was going to be a girl.
We were going to adopt someone, so.
Oh, are we?
I'm going to be a girl.
Are we going to adopt a girl?
Yeah.
That's what dad said.
What makes you say that?
Well, because you said it's going to be a girl.
You guys are going to have a little brother, dude.
Another one.
What are you teaching him all the ways of the ninjas?
Are you excited?
Are you going to teach him how to be a good brother?
Yeah.
Is he going to be nicer than Ezra?
I hope he is.
Okay, you guys.
So I text my sister right now.
Mr. Debbie, and if you look at it,
it says, Ash got her blood work back
and we're having A, and then I didn't say anything.
She goes, what?
Girl?
Dude, what the, W-T-H, and then I put,
it's a, she just writes, I hate you.
Okay, call her.
So I'm gonna call her.
Put her on speaker.
Dude, it's a cat.
It's so stupid, what is it?
It's a frickin' boy, dude.
It's a boy!
You lie!
I swear, I swear.
It's five boys in a row.
Yep.
Are you kidding me?
What's the world record, dude?
You're a liar, it's a cat.
No, I promise, I'll,
I swear, dude, I would not.
We filmed ourselves when we found out.
What's the only feature of it saying it's a boy?
They called us.
She called us.
He called you?
Yeah.
Oh, the blood tests are 100% for real.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, by the way,
Oh my God, you guys have to have another one.
No, no, that's a wrap.
But anyway, hey,
That's a wrap.
Just to let you know,
this call is being monitored and recorded
for quality purposes for my YouTube channel.
So, can I get your consent?
Are you serious?
Yeah.
You lie.
No, it is recorded, but,
She's filming my face right now.
I hate you guys,
you're supposed to tell people
you're recording them at the beginning
of the conversation.
Yeah, well, I missed that part.
That's so funny.
Tell Lexi.
Text her.
These people, anyway,
Okay, how should we do this?
So,
Wait, none of us eat it yet.
No one eat it.
Don't sniff it.
Don't do anything to it.
Sniff it.
Okay.
Well, that gave it away.
It did.
Well, no, I mean,
It smells blue.
Actually, it smells,
No, I don't know why I said don't sniff it, I guess.
There's no smell.
Okay.
If there's nuts, it's a boy.
If there's no nuts, it's a girl.
Okay.
Edit.
Okay.
Nobody eat yet.
Nobody eat.
Don't put it in your hand.
No lifting up the bottom to check the nuts.
I think it's a boy.
Okay.
That's my guess.
Okay.
I think it's a girl.
Ready?
Go.
It's a boy.
Gotta check some nuts.
Five.
Five boys.
Wow.
Can you believe that?
Why is it blue?
What are the chances that it's a boy?
It's really hard,
because I know it's a girl.
You broke your joke.
Oh, no.
Sorry, I'm sorry.
We got to get a lot of girls out of you guys.
Yeah, apparently.
Ready?