Khloé & Kourtney Kardashian Face Off During Family Vacation In Bali

We're going to Bali. I've never taken True this far, but like, I'm already so anxious about bringing her. I just more feel bad. Their little body's her schedule. No, they have no concept of time. My biggest anxiety of this whole Bali trip is, ah, the travel. I really don't know what to expect. Am I just gonna need to be like in a padded cell after this? I have no idea. I feel like after Japan, it was so, I just felt like it was really critical and like a judgy trip. You look like a ******* grandma. Like, you don't look anything special. Nobody wants to be criticized from head to toe. I just want us all to have fun. Capisce? Capisce. Okay, you guys, can we discuss Halloween? I know Halloween is my thing. Wait, Halloween costumes with the kids? No, like Halloween costumes for like the Gram. Okay. Like, just like a fun- I don't really do Halloween. I know, and this year, I have the best idea. I think we should all be Victoria's Secret angels. I know you don't want to do it just for a random photo shoot at the house, but- Yeah, I hate random shoots. But I think it'll be so cute. I have a really tight schedule. If you guys can work around that, then I will do it. Did you know time is an illusion? Oh, God. I think I'm at a place right now where Bali is like a necessity that I go to just detox and relax. Because I have been so busy running around the world. Yes. Bali couldn't have come at a more perfect time. Truce. Unfortunately, Kanye won't be able to come. He's trying to finish his album. Yeah, and then Tristan, Kendall, and Kylie are all working. As much as I'm disappointed mom ended up not coming on this trip, it's still going to be so cool that this vacation is us, and Scott, and all the kids. And my first family trip with Truce, it's very exciting. Welcome to your first family vacation, Truce. Happy birthday. Guys, it's mommy's birthday. Oh, I didn't even see this. You didn't see this? Yeah. Can I go and show the kids? Since my birthday is going to be spent on an 18 hour flight, I wish that the birthday would just not count. Like in the air, they just maybe skip a year. I mean, honestly, I don't really care about birthdays that much. I'm just so excited to lay down and go to bed. But that's all I'm thinking about. You deserve it. Ladies and gentlemen, we are closing the doors. Happy birthday. We have six hours and 15 minutes. The first leg of the trip is over. It was an 18 hour flight, but now we're getting on a second plane for two and a half hours. Come here. Two minutes, Truce. Okay. Look at this girl, so happy. But, okay, we'll probably get to the house. Impersonal space. For Courtney to sleep the whole flight, cool, but now you're not even going to help me with the kids in the lounge? I'm sorry that this is your first family trip, okay? I'm so sorry. We all made a pact that we will not complain. We won't critique one another. So I'm trying to keep my mouth shut, but I just, I don't know, it just bothers me. Mason, she's a baby. Hey, come here. You guys are lunatics. Come on. What are you doing? Woo! What? Baby, you want to lay on the couch? Okay, we all got to sit here and stay seated until we take off. What's happening? You guys all? The travel to Bali is amazing. I slept 15 straight hours. My kids are all at the ages where it's really easy to travel with them. Uh, yeah, there's a lot going on on this plane. Oh, I'm so tired. Oh, I'm sorry I fell asleep for a second. My assistant, when I get back, has a complimentary list of what goes in each one of my bags. I just want to tell you what's in here. Okay. Lip liners, all basically the same. Six lip glosses, basically the same. Three Penelope Pink lipsticks. And then on one of my other bags, there was no hand-craved lipsticks that I like in there. Oh my God, I'm exhausted and I don't understand what Courtney is talking about. I want you to understand, this won't even zip because of all this stuff. No, that stuff does bother me, but I do that stuff myself. I don't want to do it myself. There's toothpaste, no toothbrush. I can't imagine what's missing in here. Right. Courtney's already complaining. Like, you had your little nap, so you should be as chipper as they come, babe. If you paid an assistant, you should have them do whatever matters to you. But you just have to be vocal enough as to what you like, just want people to know. Do you think, sit down, please. Good landing, guys. They wanted us to know we're in Bali. I need to do a double, triple check because of all these kids. I would look everywhere. Did you get your bags? Okay, we're gonna go potty. I don't think you are supposed to be grabbing it. Are you sure? Wow, look. Bali is so green and beautiful. It's like a tropical forest. It is. I mean, we are in prime real estate right here. Yeah, it's pretty epic. After, like, a 20-hour travel day, yeah, you just wanna chill for a minute. Just, like, take a shower. Yeah. Feel dirty. Welcome to Surrey, Bali. Thank you for having us. Hello. This is Drew. Okay, wow. Hi. Wow, look how beautiful. May, let's go look around. Thank you so much. You have your own individual villa. So, so pretty. Your name is on the door. Okay, very nice. Of course it is. Look at my room, it's so much fun. Ooh, this is beautiful. Ah! No, no, no, no. Oh, wow. That's so cool. Coco's room. This is a lovely room. Okay, we gotta get Drew her stuff because I gave someone from the crew her stuff. So they lied. They didn't. They told me everything was in Drew's room. I gotta get him. I mean, if we're not gonna eat soon, then I'm gonna shower and I don't know what everyone's doing. I'm just, like, hot. You should put shorts on. Those sweatpants look miserable. You do your thing. I can't do everything for you. You're, like, 10 years old. I'm a parent. All right, I'll meet you in the streets. Flo, where are you going? None of Drew's bags were in her room and unlocked like they were supposed to, so I'm making sure my daughter, she's there waiting for her f***ing food. I don't like being told things that aren't happening. After such a long flight, I'm exhausted. And then annoyed that Drew's stuff wasn't set up. I just need to eat, drink, and move on because we're in Bali and I'm supposed to be zen and s***, so. Thank you. Aren't you so impressed with what a good dad Scott's been? Mm-hmm. It's so cool, right? It's amazing. It's nice to know that Scott and I are on the same page. Like, we're finally able to travel together as a family. There's so many positives that have come up, so I think it's gonna be a really fun trip. Life is so crazy and hectic. I am so looking forward to having tea ceremonies on a daily and just, like, eat, pray, love. Just eat for me. I think we need to do some soul searching. Speak for yourself. No, you do too. How can, that's actually not a good soul thing to say, but that's not very zen of you. I'm kidding. No, you're not. No, I am. Well, I need to just take a mental Xanax. That I get. Well, I'm not gonna get one, because I have all my kids. I'm happy to hang with the kids. We turned out to be like father of the year. I like my kids. Not even that, you're just so positive. I am a little bit annoyingly positive. Oh, it's not annoying at all, but it's great. Chloe, I was just thinking, you complain a lot. What do I complain about? Everything. But you're saying I complain about true stuff when I asked a crew, I said, oh, is she in there with her luggage? She said, yeah, everything is set up. How is that complaining of someone's not telling me accurate information? I'm just, I'm more like chill, and so I think when you- No, no, no, are you on crack that you're chill? Did you not hear the speech on the private plane? That bitch complains forever. I think it's been a long travel day. You're critical. Okay. But don't, you're telling me that I'm critical because I asked not just to be lied to about my daughter. If you get lied to about the weather, you throw a fit. God forbid it was about your child. Okay. No, you're just like, honestly though, like. Okay. Then it was a misunderstanding. So get out of my ******* business then. I help you with your kids. I do this and that. I don't have to do ----. I don't even have to ******* be here. You're just so like, you're telling me I'm critical. Look in the ******* mirror. I miss this. Knock, knock. Chloe. I know you're frustrated. Courtney's just being annoying. I'm the most deviled ******* person. I tell everyone to suck my ******* dick. Well, let's not do that. I have no idea, but I'm just saying that kind of an outburst is normal. Honestly, I think it's just because she hasn't slept. She didn't sleep on the plane at all. I just really wanted this to be like a positive trip. I think you need to just say that. Yeah. No. I don't, little boy. These kids need some salt. What's everybody digging for? Money. Chinese coin. So you're telling me there's money all throughout this beach? Yes. When we have cremation ceremony, that money will be thrown to the ocean. Oh, for like a wish? Yes, like a wish. So now they are all digging the coin. Oh, I love it. Yeah. Mace, let's get to work. There's gold and treasures. I mean, Bali is crazy. You can't do that in New York City or anywhere. I mean, this place has got it all. Help me dig, please. I didn't raise you guys and pay for everything for no reason. What? You're just spelling out your name? I need money. There is a movie called Fool's Gold that I actually do really like where everybody goes and, you know, basically are treasure hunters. I've always wanted to do it. Time is ticking, baby. We're from New York. Let's go. I'm from New York, which means some of you is from New York. Nice, Rain. You see, he knows what time it is. But it's not easy to find anything, is it? We're going to need to come more equipped. All right, let's head back. Race you home. Let's go, Rain! Rain. Rocket, rocket! Yeah! Oh, yeah. Chloe, Courtney, Mason, and Scott are going to go on this jungle buggy adventure and I'm going to take all the kids to this chocolate factory. Just something fun for the kids to do. The first part of the week has been a little bit rough. I think we should just get out and have a fun day and hopefully the tension will be eased. I mean, that's fine, but Courtney's still going to ride in her own buggy. You guys ready to go jungle buggy? We are. Yeah? You guys driven 4x4s before? Yes. I don't know, have I? Oh, my God. Sainty, we're going to the chocolate factory. Ooh! See, he wants some. Squeeze it, there you go. Wow, guys. I do have all of the kids with me, so it's not a complete vacation. Oh, no. But at least I don't have to listen to Chloe and Courtney. It's so exciting being able to do things now with Mason because he's old enough. Now, Court and Chloe are still kind of butting heads, but I'm surely not going to get involved in that. Oh! He almost hit me! Whatever. You know, my kids and my family are the most important thing to me and these are the exact memories I didn't want to miss out on. That was fun. I crashed into a tree, but a minor tree. Everything's okay. Where's Court? To get a picture, maybe? Oh, my God. It's the weirdest day ever. I literally have no time with Tristan because he has the day off on Monday, which I just found out, and I can't fly in. I don't land until Monday night yet. So now he's upset that he doesn't get to see his daughter Kylie and Kendall text us and said they have to push back the Halloween photo shoot an extra day. But I want to get to Cleveland and spend time with Tristan and True, and Tristan is on an NBA schedule. So he's in and out of town only for limited time, whatever the NBA schedule permits. So extending my trip another day in LA is, you know, kind of throwing a wrench into my travel plans. But this Halloween photo shoot is really important to my sisters, so I really can't cancel. To me, that's not what I choose to do on my Sundays, is to sit in glam, not go to Cleveland to take a picture for Instagram. But we're already doing it. Let's make the most positive situation out of it. It's so funny that you vent to me all the time, and I let you vent, like, about the six lip glosses. And I never said, let's just make the best of it. But it's not my fault, even though you agreed. If you agree, you're a grown-up, you guys still take responsibility. When I said, but you're saying it to me as if I forced you to agree. I just can't deal with this conversation. Like, it's just not that serious. And I just actually don't care. So I just want to move on. I'm allowed to voice my personal opinion. You're a f***ing liar. I am a woman with a child. You can say no. I don't think anyone's gonna cry. Kortni's f***ing annoying. She's not listening to what I'm saying. Like, I'm not complaining about her. I was just venting about a situation. But her comments just make me want to slap her in her f***ing mouth. They're ready to rumble. This way, boo. I do think Kortni owes me an apology, but we're in Bali, so I'm not gonna let this ruin my mood. Not be a true Kardashian family vacay if there wasn't a yacht involved. Nice to meet you. It's beautiful. Welcome to Prana. Hi. For this boat ride, I want Kortni to mind her business, allow me to mind mine, and let's just have a fun trip. You gotta walk the plank, miss. Have Kortni. This is such a nice boat. What do we think? It's awesome. It's the ocean. Still? Ready to keep going? Okay. Okay? Okay. Okay, go across the hall. I, of course, have always liked boats. I mean, I also know good wood. So, this boat is crazy. Mace, are you gonna jump off this? It's basically like a pirate ship meets a yacht. I mean, you can't really beat that. Can you take some? Yeah. Hey, sexy. Look at this, Tristan. Looks like a yacht. It's an old pirate ship. It's the coolest thing ever. Really? It's so beautiful here, but I just, I don't know, Kortni and I have been, like, I have no tolerance for Kortni. I'm just trying to ignore her. Kim, you gotta jump from the front. No, it's way too steep. Come on, with all those kicks. Oh my God. No way I'm jumping from that front. Yeah, there is no way. I can jump from here. Gee, it's so high. One. Come with me, I'm gonna go look at a treasure map. How are you? Good, good. I'd like to check out a treasure map. All right. You guys wanna drive? No. Let's find some gold. Yes. Do you think there's treasure still in there? Yeah, for sure, yes. Okay, so let's take one of the little tender boats. Okay. Let's go. We're going up. What is that? Maps. Oh, I'm gonna throw up. No, Chloe, you're gonna miss out. I need you there. You're the positive one. We need you. Okay, now you're trying to lick my dick. Oh, wow. Come on, guys. We're off to the treasures. Mace, let's do it. Let's hunt. Oh, keep it smooth. Keep it steady. You hear the ticker go off? That's the sound of the lottery, my friend. Ha ha. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Come back. I heard something. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, okay. Bring in the shovels. Shovels. It might just be that we're going too close to each other. Let's keep going. This is hard labor, kid. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Get out of here. This is my find. We haven't found anything. It's not completely surprising. I mean, I thought I'd probably hit some treasure a little quicker, but I'm not gonna give up. I'm not a quitter. Neither are my kids. Come here. Let me see your chains. You're defective. Come on, guys. Come on, Mom. Bye. So, is there any resolving this or not? We haven't spoken. Because I don't want to feel critiqued, ridiculed. No, I get it. I just, she didn't want to hurt you. Do you think she did? I just don't know why she's at my asshole right now. And it got out of hand for no reason. My feelings were hurt. See, that's what I feel like was all that needed to be said. I want Horton Clow to say they're sorry, move forward, and enjoy, because the last thing I want them to do is regret fighting while we're in this unbelievable place. You were like, couldn't just be like, that hurts me. No. But instead you were like, you little bitch. Yeah. I get it. Like, I might not be you, like, ******* shitting on glitter. I'm not on that level right now, nor do I care to be. I'm a glitter boy. Right. No. You're a glitter shitter. When you have glitter tears is when we have a problem. Glitter tears? How do you feel that you hurt your feelings? The way that you were talking was definitely a mistake. No. Do you want to say bye to your dad? I'll say bye to my dad. At the top for now. Bye bye. Okay, bye babe. Daddy, we should dig a big hole, and then when someone steps on it, they'll feel it, then they'll dig it. Like a booby trap? No. So basically, we're going to hide this like a time capsule, and we don't know when the next person's going to dig this up. It could be tomorrow, or it could be in 10 years from now, like Jumanji. We have to write clues. Whatever I want. You can make us a picture. Whoa. Is that code? You know, it wasn't that easy, evidently, to find treasure and gold. So I figure, why don't we do some kind of cool time capsule? Put this in before someone eats it. Shh, shh, shh. A shoe strap. Should we get one of Rainn's shoes and put it in here? No. Mace? Yeah. This is getting to be a pretty serious box. We're going to bury it, and maybe one day somebody will find that, and be even more excited. All right, nice. Let's go. This way. All right guys, should we say something before we drop it? For this box, for which it stands, under God. Whoa. All right. Cover it up. I really am extremely grateful to be able to go on this amazing trip to Bali. Come on, Panop. You know, it's just one more experience that I think the kids are going to remember for the rest of their life. There's not much more that I could really ask for. From the Disick family to yours. Maybe that's the story of the trip. I'm giving, not taking. Have fun, whoever finds this. We know we did. Adios, package. Till we meet again. Mom, it's beautiful, beautiful, beautiful here. This is spectacular. Really? Yeah. But how's MJ doing? I mean, she's doing... I'll tell you, we had a really good day. I took her to this antique mart and she was really keeping up, but then she got home and she was feeling really weak and didn't feel like herself. So, she wouldn't be doing that. I'm on the phone with Lovie, Northie. You want to say hi to Lovie? Look at this gorgeous girl I found. Oh, there's my Northie. Tell her about Bali. She wants to know what have we done so far. Look how cute you look. Talk, Northie. Hi, sweetheart. Oh, look at your hair. She did. She did? Kim, stay on it. Okay. I miss you guys so much. I can't wait to see you when you get back. Courtney and I have been... Like, I have no tolerance for Courtney and it's really frustrating. She's not present. She's on her phone at every waking minute of every day. Like, she's just so selfish and I'm getting so frustrated with her when she's like, oh, just stop complaining about it and it's just deal with it. It just makes me like annoyed that I let her rile me up. She doesn't even notice that there's an issue or maybe she doesn't care. I get it. You guys are in Bali. It's paradise. You can't let your energy get under your skin. You have to have fun. Yeah. My mom is right. We're in Bali. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity and this is definitely not how I want the trip to continue. It's not how I wanted the trip to start. I'm mad at myself for reacting the way that I did. So I think we just need to talk this out. Can we talk? Yeah. I love this sand. Yeah. I am getting a little nervous because I feel like I have to be super cautious with what I say to her. This talk could go south really fast. Lately, I feel like it's hard to communicate with one another. Yeah. And I don't want that to be the case. I feel like we both get defensive. Yeah. But I wanna be able to communicate with you and be from a non-defensive place. Yeah. And where we can accept each other's opinions. And maybe it's not what we say, it's how we say it. Like I know I snapped at you when we first got here because I was so overwhelmed and so at my breaking point with that whole day of travel and I was with all the kids. And then I'm lugging your bags, I'm doing this, I'm doing that. And not, I don't need to thank you, I don't need acknowledgement for it. It's when then we come to the house and just all the passiveness I felt that was going on. Passive, passive aggressive or passive? Both. I don't know, I'm not paying attention. I just think that. What'd you say? I'm not paying attention. Thank you. That's my biggest thing is you're not paying attention. I feel like you just do things so mindlessly, not in a malicious way. I just think you're always on to the next thing. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. No, if I need to do something, I definitely wanna be present. I appreciate your helping to raise everyone's kids. I think it's a nice thing to have multiple opinions if it's said in the right way. Like you said, it's not what you say, it's how you say it. Well, I'm sorry about my tone and I'll definitely work on that. And I wanna work on that. I think in Offsprings, we had so much fun. So much fun, yeah. I think here, we're jet lagged and there's things going on. If everyone has their moments, we just need to all try to do our best to not engage in that toxic cycle. Yeah. The last thing I wanna do is argue back and forth with Courtney or have there be any tension. So I'm happy that we're coming to a resolution and that the rest of the trip, we can continue and have a wonderful time. The dynamic duo, peanut butter and jelly. That's right. Very talented with my feet. Look how little your foot is. You can hire me for- Sand riding? Beach birthday parties. We even did your accent, Mark. Woo-woo. You guys look so gorgeous. I don't even know what to say. Oh, there's turtles in a bowl? We are going to release the turtle. Hey, guys. We try to bring back something to nature because this type of turtle has become endangered. It's right here. Yeah. Is she allowed to touch it or no? Yes, she can leave. Oh, okay. She don't bite. No, it won't bite. Okay, now hold it and be gentle, okay? Come on, babe. Is that not so beautiful? It's so beautiful. We pray that something we bring back to the nature will survive. One, two, three. Okay. Okay, come on, let's do it, babe. Yay, now you gotta clap so they know how to swim. Yay, clap. I saw that smile. She's just really- I saw that smile back. Look how cool the sun looks. Our first few days in Bali have been amazing. I think that this is where we each need to be right now and I'm so excited to see what we each take out of this trip. Oh, that's so cute. She's like actually posing. I mean, it's a pretty crazy background. Thank you. Oh my goodness. That fits your colors. It does. All right, hit me with the chips. Oh yeah, that's my boy right there. Hit me. Yeah. That's your uncle, Scott. Wait, take one of me and Scott. Wait, you and Scott? Yeah. Rain, come here. Let's go couple of the year. Co-parenting magazine at your finest.