The Kardashians Recap - Season 6 : Best Moments | Pop Culture

Okay, here we go. Season six, we're back. Here we go again. It goes by so, so fast, but I hope you guys enjoy. And there's so much happening. Season six, the Kardashians. Wait, so how are we getting Kylie and us? Much to talk about. It's your two favorite sisters on the screen. Look at all the dolphins! Kendall! What era are you in? I am in my trying to get ---- done era. I feel bad Kylie couldn't be here. I miss her. I do. I told everyone my schedule and nobody cared. Going to the White House. I haven't been to this administration's White House. Kamala has granted clemency for 11 people. How's dating? It's nosy. So nosy. Me, not dating and not wanting love and attention? I don't think you know me. I am heading over to Malika's house. Hi boobies. When are you gonna date? I don't know. I've been dying for a road trip with you. And I don't even like road trips. Will you tell me where you want to go? I'm like Mykonos. There are normally a lot of gay men at Mykonos. Gay men know a lot of straight men. The amount of people that have been like, did you see Lamar? Malika saw him at Super Bowl. We're going to IHOP for Kourtney's birthday. Wait, is she not here? Yeah, put that on! This is my 45th birthday. Did you see the cake they made you? What are you wearing for the back? Happy birthday to you! I need to make a really good wish. Just wish. That energy, I'm exhausted for him. Brad Slater? He's coming here tomorrow for like a two hour meeting. So what else are you up to? So now that you've swooped in and taken my agent, I heard you're having a meeting with my mom. What's it about? I'm about to get a huge deal for her at Amazon. The face of the holidays basically. She seems so interested in our careers. She's still getting her 10%, but she actually shouldn't. I might think about this. Now that she's her own star, today is the White House. Right here. It's a black sports bra in the pink bag. I have to change here, is that okay? We're ready. How are you? Thank you for having me. Glad you're here. They thought they were just coming to have a meeting, and then they learned yesterday about the pardon. Are you ready? Yes. Yesterday, the president issued a new round of pardons. From the White House. I met Malika's today. I am going to see Lamar today. How are you feeling? I'm fine. I just don't want to like make this a thing. I haven't told any of my sisters or my mom. Chris would have been pulling up right behind you. Who's 30 minutes late? Get it together. Hello. Nice to see you. Do you need some water? Yeah, a little bit. Hey, what's wrong? He's at home. This is Malika's house. Why are you nervous? 52 minutes of being late. I was out shopping, being thoughtful. The last time I've seen you, I feel like 2016. Yeah, 2016. Oh, Chloe, you are the best. Just as you left out. Can I hug you? Mm-hmm. Got your angel wings on you, your grandmother, your mom, and your son. Oh, my wedding band. My wife is the ----. Okay. It's crazy to get that much. Huh? You are the ----. I love you for trying your hardest with me. Being around you made me, like, want to be my best self. I just wish I would have showed that all the time. Like, seeing Chris, like, I don't even know if I can even look Chris in the face. I hadn't liked the ---- that I was doing or the way that I was doing drugs. So what made you stop? Completely what made me want to be next to my children. I just wish I wasn't so tense when I first got here. So do you want to go outside and say hi again? I don't understand what's happening. No, I'm off now. And I'm probably cool enough to be your friend. Hey, Mom. That's a surprise. This has been very awkward. Happy anniversary. 9-27-09. Yes. Babe, I don't even know you. Yo. Go, Chloe. Okay, I'll call you. Okay. This year's theme is sleeping beauties, reawakening fashion. Like, dreaming up scenarios. Just grab my boyfriend's sweater, the cardigan, because I'm cold. God bless the Bridgerton cast that has to dress like this every single day. I'm in New York. Then I'm going to fly to L.A., shoot the Tom Brady roast that same night to go to the Met the next day. What about stairs, though, in these? Should we practice over there? Shit. Hey, Vogue, it's Tim. Is she schmoozing away? She's having a history lesson. She's schmoozing her life away so she can get some Galliano gowns. You know John calling? Travis is a huge car lover. He bought this 1962 cool, beautiful car. You like it back here? Yeah, you can come, too. Are you flipping him off? No! Oh! Uh-oh. We get a flat tire. Fuck, look at this. Let me ask you, are you cool, Mom? I'm cool by nature. I'm not, like, trying to be cool Mom. But that's just, like, facts. I'm here for Tom Brady's roast. I had no idea it was sold out. I thought it was, like, a private taping. I could have never imagined that I would be booed. I thought I was going to get up and give a toast and leave. You know, there's also a narrative that you went to Netflix and asked them to remove all the booing. I could care less. It happened. No one, none of my kids care to say hi to me. Today is... Met Monday. It's like someone peed in a box. I know. I've never felt this much pain in my life. Can I take it off? Freddie, you have a knife? No. It's so funny how many people thought that sweater was, like, a last-minute decision. You guys are never gonna guess who I met what. Who? Lamar. When I gave him the trunk of stuff, he was, like, blown away. It took away my innocence. Maybe that's what happens when you get married in nine days. If it wasn't for drugs, I know we would still be married. Do I feel like Lamar sitting in your lap? Today, I'm shooting a Beats commercial with Jimmy Falun. Okay, ready? Jimmy, go for it. North got offered to sing a song at the Hollywood Bowl. Is she gonna do it? Or you don't know? I just can't decide. But guess what? This momager is not taking 10%. Hello. Hey, Hopper. You got a smoothie, if you don't mind. Just like I like it, thank you. You're welcome. You're a...actor. Netflix keeps pulling me in. They offered me a movie, but my assistant, she told them I couldn't make it. Ann and Adam Sandler movie? If anybody knows I'm an assistant for Scott... Thanks, Quo. I'm scared you're gonna hit my ass. I thought about it. I want to talk to my mom about North. I decided I'm gonna let her do it. Just enjoy the ride. Let her fly. No, I absolutely am. Embrace it. I'll try. Love you. See you tomorrow. Ta-ta. Hi. Are Kendall and Kylie here? Not yet. Shocker. Court, what is all that? Just, like, the house renderings. I wanted to show them. Hi. Hey. I was texting you guys yesterday, but I don't think you read the group chat. I don't read the group chat. If I want to ask her something, I have to send it direct. She has this on mute. I'm so small. Proportion-wise, this is a small room here, and it's filled in your couch. It feels big. Well, we're going to Vegas. It's, like, my first Sprinter 818. Aren't you so excited? Of course. I love Vegas. I hate Vegas. Me too. I was going to pretend that I liked it for this. Sprinter is Kylie's brand, but I'm in the behind-the-scenes. I just got it yesterday. I've been looking for one. What is this place that you have taken me to? Mother's Day, of all places. I have no idea what we're doing today. We're going to destroy some stuff. Should I be concerned this is where she wanted to take me on Mother's Day? This is a fax machine? Who faxes anymore? This one is for exes. You know who you are. Did you like this? Nothing more I would have rather done on Mother's Day. You want a Starbucks? Did you just give me $2? You don't tip? Yeah, but not $2. 20% of that. You got a $50 Starbucks and you gave him $2? Oh, ----. Three things I'm looking for in an assistant for Scott. Professional, you can't be sensitive. Scott sort of needs an adult nanny. Trying to find my home and longevity. I have a lot of experience in that department. You were on Curb? Yeah. That must have been fun. It was. It was fun, yeah. It doesn't sound like you liked it that much. Very tech savvy. Tech savvy is great. Very good at Excel and pages. What do you use QuickBooks for? With other people that use QuickBooks. What? QuickBooks is accounting software. Exactly. You're good with kids? Yeah. It's my birth control. I don't want my own, but I'm good with kids. I have a brother in Barcelona who is about to have a kid. About to be extra great with kids. How much would you tip on a $30 Starbucks? I probably would do $10. $30 order. I'd probably do $5. The first one was, like, I loved. We are in Vegas. What can I bring the two of you? We're actually on our way out. You don't think anyone poisoned us while they were sitting over there, right? It's really creepy. Right now, you should hear the track in your ears. We're so happy you're doing this. It's amazing. So happy I'm doing this. We're going in Lovey's car, girls. We are all going to the Hollywood Bowl to see Northwest. Popsicles! Hey. Mom, they're just singing. I guess Lovey's stressed out about the car. Lovey gets stressed out very easily. These are the nails. Put the camera on you. Your outfit's so cool, Northie. Kill it, North. Good luck. See you out there. I haven't seen you in so long. Hey, what's up, guys? I came to rehearsal, and he's like, we changed the graphics, like, to the Lion King. And I'm like, of course, of course. Please welcome the brilliant Northwest. A rather inspiring thing. How do you feel? Yeah, she did so good. From me? Thank you. You're welcome. Here are the analytics of Northwest. Northwest has 18% more popularity than all of her family members. And we're going to have to work on this, North. Today, I'm doing a collab with Skims and Dolce & Gabbana. All the models, they're going to walk out. Where's Chloe when I need her? I still think this campaign has to be me and Kourtney. Hi, everybody. How do we get Kourtney to be in the campaign? Ooh. This is classic Kardashian. Something blows up, and then it's, like, all under the rug. We explored and exhausted this. Tonight, we are going to go have dinner with Brian Johnson, the most well-known longevity specialist. Hi, Brian. Nice to see you. Your skin is amazing. Sorry, I'm going to be really annoying. So your chronological age is? 46. My speed of aging is slower than 99.8% of 18-year-olds. I get accused of being AI quite a bit. Are you guys aliens? What does biohacking mean to you? Biohacking? Hacking into your biology? I don't f***ing know. Figuring, I don't know what f***ing biohacking means, okay? They think I am a f***ing scientist? Kendall designed the bottle. Of course my mom would bring someone who notoriously does not drink alcohol a bottle of 818. We could put olive oil in here. There's tequila in there now, so you could water your plants. This is for elasticity and collagen production. Elasticity. We need that. This is electromagnetic for muscle contraction. It's down a rabbit hole of nighttime erections as a biological age. I don't necessarily need to know everything. I have no idea what to do with that information. Good for you, Brian. Congratulations. Thank you. I'm not judging. The whites of your eyes are extremely white. Am I embarrassing you tonight? I know. This is your Super Bowl. You can see when someone is alive in their eyes or if they're dead in their eyes. Do you think I look dead in my eyes? You can tell me. What's your thought on drinking alcohol? I don't do any alcohol, personally. Same Z. We were just drunk two nights ago. The minute I stop drinking as much, then I don't have a taste for it. Is this a lying competition? If you had access to an algorithm, you ate what it said, you went to bed when it said, would you say yes or would you say no? I would say yes. Are you willing to give up your 5 o'clock martinis? No. My Instagram algorithm, I'm not really sure. I'm just pretending like I'm smart enough to know what's happening. I'm so nervous to go in and ask Courtney to do the Dolce & Gabbana campaign with me. She could either be such a bitch and say, go myself or make some money with me. I've never been in this room. Do you want me to beat you at ping pong? One point for me. 2.20. So North is like obsessed with me now. She's always been like that with me. Do you think you changed? Also, you guys were getting a divorce. I have such an exciting opportunity for you. I told you about Dolce & Skittles, right? Yeah. Couldn't imagine a better campaign than you and me together. I mean, I think I just wanted to know if you were interested. She said yes. I'll get you a good check. Yeah. I wouldn't do it without a good check. I feel like this is what we always wanted. Did we? This is what we always wanted. Didn't we? Someone sent me a clip from the show and in his fridge it's weight loss medication. Do you see what's in your fridge? No. It shows the moon jar. It's everywhere, Scott. By the way, I'm not embarrassed. No. You just don't have these problems. Do what everyone else does. Hide your drugs. Are you aware of the dinner I went to? The guy named Brian Johnson? Wait, why didn't I go to this? I don't read the group chat. Would have asked all the right things. Yeah. He barely blinks. When we do drink, I have her take a shot of oil. I'll take a shot of olive oil before you drink. Don't get hungover. I should pass that out at my birthday party. Ow! It's too much. That is sensory overload. That group chat's not healthy. Three, seven different group chats. The entire family chat includes former partners, baby daddies, not on all the group chats. What? We know you're not on not Courtney. I'm not on not Courtney. Oh, there's two not Courtney chats. Is there a not Kylie chat? Bible, I swear. Not that I've heard of. I'm on not Khloe because we're planning her 40th. We were together one time and the group chat was going off and you were like, you don't have those silence. I didn't know we were able to silence them. So now mine are also muted. Today's shoot is our Dolce & Gabbana Skims collab shoot. How much longer do you think we'll be here realistically? A while. Okay. I've been sitting in there since 1030. Complainer. This is like me stepping out of retirement. I like your hair. Really? I think I'm having a little regret. I have like PTSD. I had a bowl haircut in sixth grade. How's it going? Just a good reminder of why I retired. Action. And I can't wait to cash that check. I'll give you one of everything. How's that? About a dollar for everything sold. We're celebrating Shelly's birthday. We are going to the Janet Jackson concert for Shelly Aesop's birthday party. Injected collagen into my neck. What does it do? Skin tightening. 25 days I'm going to do it on his 50th birthday. Let's take a picture. Everybody look. I vowed to Kendall that I'd stop doing the kissy face. Where did your love of pirates come from? Do you see me complaining that Kim's in sweats for the fourth year in a row? No. I hope she plays on her hits. Is there a not Kylie, not Kendall chat? I just feel like I'm more... I feel like there would be a not Kylie chat about me. It is the 40th birthday of the one and only Khloe Kardashian. So we are dedicating this episode to Khloe. Right now I'm on set for Good American. Hold on, this is Kim. For your 40th birthday, would you rather have it like with a theme? What does that mean, a theme? Like 80s? No, no. Everyone's on a boat and on vacation and no one's responding. They're all dead to me. So Kourtney and I are going to make vision boards together. Well, definitely National Geographic is on my vision board. Chasing the unknown. Do you feel like how I did when I was turning 40? Remember I kept crying nonstop. Yeah, but I thought that was also because you started therapy. No. Did you continue therapy, by the way? How is therapy going? I have an appointment tomorrow, but I haven't seen her for like three weeks. She's like, I feel like I'm not taking this seriously. And now I'm being bullied to see my therapist. Of course I'm going to go see her because I'm a people pleaser. And mom is not happy that I'm in therapy. Maybe my mom saw the reaction that I had. Maybe she's like, not the other two. She just thinks that I have complex PTSD. How mom would like leave me alone with the kids. You were parentified. Like made to be like a parent. When I turn a new year, am I supposed to be like, what I want for this year? You don't write goals out. No. Do all you guys write goals? No. The fact that I make it to my bed at night, it's a huge accomplishment. He did my nose. Love him. We are planning. No, wait. No, no, no. I am planning. Singular me is planning Chloe's birthday party. Typically, whoever plans the party pays for the party. Definitely sending everyone a bill. Chloe has always been obsessed with Dolly Parton. So we thought, let's do Chloe wood. Let's do the photo booth with kisses all over the mirror. No doing wheelies together. Be careful. Best decision. No more. No, no wheelies, especially on the cement. You could fall and cut your, crack your head open. I'm serious. Is being a mom the hardest job you have? Hands. Down. Toes down. Here we are. We're going to go drink some wine. I feel good. I feel like I'm on a better band. You're as bright as your hair. I'm leaving the house tomorrow. If we had gone to college. We would be married. Well, Courtney went to college though. I mean, her minor was Spanish. If you ask her to say one sentence in Spanish, she can't. Can you say one sentence in Spanish for us? Do you know any Spanish? Sí, señorita. Do you know dónde está el baño? Dónde? You should at least treat yourself to like a golden milk latte. Better than the golden shower I was going to treat myself to. Ask if it's on the floor. I do recall we are not driving back. I've stayed here with a couple men. I'm sure they're like, that girl's here again. But I'm not on Hinge and I'm not on Raya. I'm fine. I'm such a spider in your hair. I think I got it. I actually like to be hit a little bit. Just wrinkle me, spit on me. Just kidding. You're not kidding. Get him, Chloe. Awesome, Tristan. Nice to meet you. That's really good. We should play something. I really don't understand how you play golf. Shit. Hold on. Oh, no. I've stayed here before. It's very classic. Do you guys have anything where we could like throw a party? I've actually stayed here before. We definitely took advantage of the jacuzzi and everything. Last minute, every sister had a complaint. No one was here to help me plan. The location's horrible. And I'm like, now you want to talk? Tonight's the night we're getting ready for Chloe's birthday party. Today is my 40th birthday party. Somebody's having a party. And I'm not going to be there. And I'm sorry about that. She got this. It was like a Coke bottle. It would put so much money in it. I was getting my first divorce. I moved out and I had no money. And she was like, here, you can have my Coke bottle. Dang it, it had $6,000 in it, just enough for me to get the down payment on my apartment. Dolly, watch out. This is not a recent gift to yourself. Should have been. I look like a f***ing porn star. Love it. Oh, my God. Scott's supposed to be coming to my party. They said Chloe will be really sad if you miss her. I'm just so over him at this point. The sisters are kind of mad at me. Kendall's not even showing up. Now I'm kind of in my head. Is this so cringy? I think Kim was onto something and I don't know what the energy was in the room. Kim and Chloe take India. We're here for the Ambani wedding. Oh, my gosh. Oh, a small dining table, Kim. You look amazing. Better than you. This is what North does. I actually don't know the Ambani. Kimberly, you're missing a huge part. Even the invitations that we received, I swear, I think 40 to 50 pounds. It had music coming out of it. Boy, have we gotten cocoa outside of the gate. India and then Italy? Hey, you look so good. You know what I think you should do? I think you should learn how to cook. Literally a great love language. How you feeling and how you doing about yourself? I'm really sorry about that. You just don't ever expect your sibling to pass. How's your mom doing? Not great. I don't think any parent deserves to lose a child, but I just didn't expect a heart attack. We are in India for only 48 hours and we have so much to do. Is it too booby? Is it too busy? No, like booby? I am thriving here in these outfits. We are doing fittings, fittings, fittings. We did fittings till 3 in the morning. We're going to go to the marketplace in like an hour. Was I meant to be a princess or what? Guys, I'm never going home. Don't do random dogs. You're fine. I thought it was going to be like the marketplace. No, this is like the street. You see Aladdin going through and stealing the bread. That's where I thought we were going. Should I get this for Shy Shy? Okay, I'm sweating to death. Let's get this. Kim definitely has a master's degree in shopping. Is this this? Wrap it up. She's not paying for it. I'm paying for it. I'm just not physically. She's not robbing anything. At first I was confused as to why the wedding was in the height of summer. According to Hindu tradition, they do have the best chance of success depending on this date. Should we get a little tiny pillbox to put by our bed? They saw us coming. They were like, we got these American suckers. Oh, we should get mom a big one. Because moms are very important. We are we because of them. They got us. All right, let's go back to the hotel. Can we call this episode Kim and Khloe Take India? Nice to meet you. How are you? Today we're filming a promo shoot. On tour, Travis decided he's going to be doing these 5K runs. He decided to call it Run Travis Run. I'm going to run the 5K with him. How long is a 5K? Three miles. Does that sound exciting to you? I mean, not particularly. Run, Travis, run. You never want to see this dress again after today. It's so good, babe. In the older days in India, you couldn't wear red. But now red is accepted. I'm going to wear red. We're off to the wedding. Look at Auntie Kiki. Ooh. This is the longest I've ever left my kids. I think we'll be gone a week. Block out the haters. No one's awake and no one cares. Kim has a rare gift. You could fall asleep anywhere. But it's not narcolepsy. I think you might have it. There you go. Look at Kwanzaa. My mom's like, I need to see what it looks like. They transformed this entire arena. Millions of flowers hanging from the ceiling. And no exaggeration. Gosh, the flowers. Sure. It felt like a whole different world. Leading up to the wedding, every day, one day, they paid for, I think, 5,000 people's groceries for a year. So much for having us. Thank you for having us here. So excited to show you our Indian tradition. She is like the Kris Jenner of the Ambani family. I've never felt someone with softer hands in all my life. Softer than Tatum. Yeah, let's go. This was Kim's Super Bowl. She took a step back. Again, she's waving. Craziest wedding ever. Never seen anything like that in my life. And the bride coming in on a peacock float. I don't think any other culture celebrates a union and love like this. But we have to be on time. We're Christian, but we love to learn about other religions and faiths. This is Lord Ganesh. We pray to him to remove all obstacles. Overall, what we feel on this entire trip, there's so many more things that we haven't seen and witnessed. We really are enjoying being, like, removed, living in the moment. We do come from a very materialistic place. How old are you? 11. My daughter is 11. Here today, doing the Run, Travis, Run 5K. I'm going to start by jogging. My boobs are filled with milk, and I can't really run. 3, 2, 1. Let's give a little jog. I'm really just running to just get it over with faster. I'm so proud of people. It's amazing. Aw, thank you. Love everyone's motivation. Killing it, just walking. What did I get myself into? I ran a mile. I walked the other two. All right, it's night two of the wedding. You guys are leaving at 9. I've been more places in two weeks than I have in four years put together. All these diamonds. Did you see that meme? I was on Ellen, and I was like, I don't even ever want to wear diamonds. It's just not who I am anymore. And then cut to, it's like, hey guys. All these diamonds. Scott sent it to me, and I was like, this is the funniest video I've ever seen. Tonight is the reception. It's equally as important as last night. How are you doing? Really exhausted. Honestly, the best part about this wedding is that you guys came. Oh my gosh. I used to walk in the US, and I used to be a consultant. Every day after work, I'd watch Keeping Up. Did you enjoy the ceremony? So much. Kim, that's missing a diamond. When we were talking to the sister, the diamond fell. I just am like, oh my god, I'm going to have to pay for this. They're absolutely concerned about the diamond. We'll put the diamond issue on hold. We're going to take some photos. This is your glory. I think we got enough. What about me, bitch? Wait, Lorraine, my Chris Humphries ring was an emerald cut, right? How many carats? About 18 with the sides. Didn't keep that. And in order to divorce him, he said I had to give him the ring in my divorce. But I bought it. Contributed a fifth. Here's to India. Oh my god, I found it! Shut up! You're joking? I'm joking. Wait, did you ever find the diamond? No. An RIP. We should have at the end of this episode in loving memory. I feel bad, Kim. Yeah. Only right now, she hasn't thought about it since. I feel bad in the moment. Kim is definitely in her element. We used real gold to stitch your fabric. I was like, oh my, we don't have to do that. And Kim is like, add the real gold. Hello. Hey. We're gonna make cinnamon rolls. Hopefully still alive. I think I'm more free-spirited. I don't know if that was the right term. More easygoing? Prettier? More gorgeous? Mom told me there's a bear lurking around Hidden Hills. Kim and I, we just left India. Nothing like... Bread and cheese and burrata. We are here to see Andrea Bocelli perform. Kim and I will be skinny dipping. Stay here longer. We don't have to go. It's my kids less now that I'm here. Hi, Mom. Hi. Oh my God. Look at this pool. Hi, guys. Tonight, Kim and I are gonna go to dinner with our glam team. And we order, we're starving. I need like bread or burrata. I've never eaten before. Italy, I thrive in Italy. Cheers. Cheers, guys. Italy. Who's gonna be there tomorrow? Find you a boyfriend. Maybe. Me. Let's get Khloe laid. On Instagram, I did see someone that married the Eiffel Tower. This might be me in the next couple years sharing something that my bed. You're just gonna be there for me every trip I always break. Andrea, so I could like feel myself. You wear it alone? No, I don't. Never just meet someone and be like, oh, come over. I don't live my life like that. Just so you know. Did you hear about Khloe meeting with Lamar? It was kind of sad. I mean, I have my like personal thoughts on it. Khloe could have been a bit gentler. I'm not taking away what she's been through. Tonight is the Bocelli concert. I don't think I realized what we were doing. How are you? We're so excited to be here tonight. Kourtney and I fight over you. Clear it up for us. Who is the bigger Bocelli fan? Me. I'm at this concert, aren't I? I mean, I don't know. Thank you very much. This looks so pretty. It's Mary Jo's 90th birthday. Hi. Yeah, remember when you put fake Chanel watches? Chanel watches. Diamonds would fall out. Happy birthday. Love you. I'm so happy to be here, MJ. Hi, Grandma. Mom, this looks amazing. Can I get everyone's attention? Like I'm throwing this party. But you guys look amazing. Kids, look up here. We love you, MJ. I am getting my podcast up and running. I could not think of a better way to start off the week. What? You said that to me. We're getting closer on the podcast. How you feeling? Does that feel good? No. It feels crazy and overwhelming. We have 36 topics. Scott is actually going to be my first guest. I told you, I'm not interviewing celebrities. I find that so lame and dumb. Then I can do a gimmick episode here or there. The pyramids. You're telling me that those people were smart enough to build pyramids, but they couldn't make a boat to come to America? I'm a little concerned for this podcast now. I was just bothering Glam today. If they thought the earth was flat or not. You're not a flat earther. I never was. We are here. Set of my fragrance campaign. And it's called XO Chloe. It's very rich. Her check's coming in the mail. Oh, there's a black bear in Hidden Hill. My mom was security. Now, the gun. I don't want the gun in your backpack. You have to be ready to kill the bear. She's like, serious, Chloe. I don't want to hear your attitude right now. All you do is ----. And you're going to get somebody killed. There was a whale video. Don't worry. If you don't think 50 people sent me that. I know, I know. Well, it was basically a porno. Denise Natalie, who's getting married in the spring. To show Natalie some wedding dress options. This is I Got You, so you'll remember this whole day. Go upstairs and see what we got. That looks incredible. I love it. But I still like the first one. I love you. Doors without door locks and doorknobs. It's not as good as I thought. But it's like me. Want to be loving too? OK, get on all fours. Why do you think I'm in this position? Just take a photo. You won't get in trouble. I promise you. I'm going to dress up as the bear. Don't shoot me. Hi. Hey. Did you get that text from security? They got a bear sighting. Black bear. Go over there. Every day has been 100 plus degrees. I didn't really think that through. Why? Because of the bear? What bear? I got this. Oh my gosh, I can't breathe. Oh, ----. Man, those people at Disneyland need a lot more respect. What is that? If there's a snake, I'll die. There's a bear out there. I'm stuck in something. Right there. The gardener. Chloe, you better tell me. What bear is crawling across the grass? Chloe! Payback's a bitch. Don't be surprised if I manage to put a whale in Chloe's pool. Come here, babe. This is my new boyfriend, guys. We know the bear makes you hot. In more ways than one. And she lives happily ever after. I probably would. I'm packing up my entire house. I'm fully remodeling. What the hell is going on? I thought you were a minimalist. You look like a hoarder right now. You're the real hoarder. I am. This is a really nice wig. Could you imagine if Corey didn't recognize me? I'm going to say goodbye for a year and a half. We're definitely going to stay in Malibu for the rest of the summer. Here, it'll be a whole closet. I could show you right here. For what? For him. Who's him? I don't know. Manifesting. I did this whole renovation. And then I thought, wait, where's the his side? So if you build it, he will come. Should we assume that there's a him? You should never assume. Is there a her? Maybe. So here, I make like a whole his closet. Kim! It's bigger than my bathroom. She looks f***ing amazing. Rub her asses out. Well, I didn't see that part. I have a fundraiser for my dad's charity I have to go to. I'm sweating like a b****. Hi, everyone. Come on in, guys. Hi. I would like to invite my dear friend, Kim Kardashian, to come up and say a few words. It's so interesting that we chose a partnership like this. My dad hated the hospitals, hated doctors. I know he would be so proud. These two shy girls, you don't want to say anything? Hi. That's it. Everybody line up tallest to shortest. Today, I am taking all of my grandkids to Underwood Farm. Come on, Tatum. Happy October. It's my time to shine. I do love Christmas more. Just to clear up the rumors. Can I just go with you guys? Rejection. Let's slow down on the candy, okay? Tatum, do you want water? Yeah. And Tatum. This language barrier is wild. I look like a pumpkin. No, you're not a pumpkin. Mom, how was that sprinter ride? Look at all the pumpkins. All right, let's do this, guys. We don't know. Where is everybody? How did we lose six kids? How did you get up there? Every time we would go to a city, we would always be like, can you give us one? The Kardashians are here. Mom, there's only two Kardashians here. I was a Kardashian before they were a Kardashian. But Kourtney won. The Kardashians are here. Tell them if they don't come now, they're going to miss the truck. Well, let's not traumatize them with abandonment issues. We're in a pumpkin patch. You may never make it home. We are going with Scott Budnick to Growlersburg Conservation Camp. Probably gives them such purpose, too. You've nailed it. I've been wanting to come. I feel like it just hasn't worked out perfectly. But I'm happy to be here. Wait, so we're not, like, locked in? Nope. Down this way? Yep. Nice to meet y'all. I'm a big fan of you guys. What's up, Scott? I'm a big fan. Who's your favorite sister? I was kidding. Wait, we need a selfie, all of us. OK, babe. What the f*** is this? You have beautiful, gray, soft hair. Gray? Hey, great. Oh, well, that's good. I went to Kim's house, and there was a whole men's bathroom. She goes, well, yeah, this is for my future husband. With 9 times out of 10, a person's already seen her. Is this hard not to know her? No heterosexual man on this earth that don't know who Kim is. I never thought about it like that. Come find me. Now we're at a different part of the camp where we get to hear their stories. One thing that you're proud of that you've accomplished? I'm now halfway to finishing my college degree. I've gotten a lot of skills. Self-control. My first prison experience, and Scott and I were talking about it on the plane, was the sense of purpose that I feel like you guys might feel you have. I'm Olivia, my grandpa, my two uncles, and my cousins are all firemen, fire chiefs. Excited for you guys. Something like this really shows people what you can do and be a better person. This is the glimmer of hope that people have to see in order for the whole system to change. So I've heard, like, Scott Budnick's name. I got a blind text that said, hi, my name's Kim Kardashian. He was like, okay, do you want to go to a prison? I was like, sure. And this one girl was like, my boyfriend had me go get drugs, and I didn't know that, like, some ---- was gonna go down. And I thought to myself, my friend had me go pick up, like, ecstasy at this apartment. What if something happened? And, uh... The reason I lost it was because I saw the officer, like, basically be like... Hon. There you go. So, like, if I, like, said this on eBay, how much... Honestly, I don't know. Hi, so much. That was really cool. Nice to meet everyone. I'm not throwing up anymore. I am recording my new podcast. Khloe the set is so good. Hello, Khloe. Lordy, lordy, lordy. I'm out. Peace. I'm never going out. Whenever you're ready. For years, people have always ran with this narrative, are you hooking up with Kendall? Every week, it was a different sister, I got pregnant. How gross to think you and I being together. I'm white, so... The only thing that really annoys me, say you're gonna come to something, and then you don't show up. Never not showing up to anything. You're the biggest liar. Scott, welcome to Wonderland. Oh, I didn't even know that. Khloe in Wonderland. I love you. I don't know what hand movement that was. It felt gross. It was. Hey! I like to hang out with them, but I'm also allergic. No cat is completely hypoallergenic. Kendall, she loves you. Are you doing weekly therapy? She wanted to see me three times a week. Khloe, oh my God, what's wrong with you? Everything I do, she's like, okay, we'll unpack this. How many times do you go to therapy a week? Once, going to New York on Monday, and then I go on another college tour. Mom is so funny. I was saying, like, let's go and do this wilderness thing. She was like, I'm scared. What if no one's gonna, what if we get really lost? Did you know Mom has never seen True Beverly Hills? Because she's Phyllis Neffler. She is. Have you been to Joshua Tree? No. It's near Palm Springs. If we went on a one-night RV trip, would you be down for it? Can I have my own RV? The point is for us all to be together. Is that a guarantee? Yes. Ooh, I love the Courtney top. My pajamas. Nice to meet you. Simon has asked me to do this podcast for Lemmy, which is the Skinny Confidential. Hey, Mom. How's it going? Good. Did you ever anticipate you were gonna be on television? I always wanted to be a fashion designer. I was Donna Karan, and Kim was my assistant. Hi. How are you? Amari turning 18 is a huge milestone for him Tristan. I can't believe he's 18. Happy birthday. Aw, thank you, Ray. Happy birthday, Amari. Aw, thank you, True. Everybody, look at me. Are you girls a little bit scared? There's no need to be, but it's okay if you are. Happy birthday, dear Amari. It's okay. I'm just gonna take a minute. Never seen one before? It's okay. She normally can fix problems. This situation, I think she feels so terrible. Something she has no control over whatsoever. I'm so proud of you, the way you've handled this whole situation. Mom, we're all gonna go to Joshua Tree. Kendall is not here. We're going camping. Why we're going camping, I have no f***ing idea. How much stuff did you bring? We're going for one night. A girl's gotta be prepared. It's 100 and something degrees, and you're wearing leather gloves? I don't need any mosquito bites or anything. Don't you think we need a drive-thru or something? I'm gonna need food. I'm excited about the stargazing. I don't want to be abducted, but I wouldn't mind seeing a UFO. Wait, did you finish the Menendez Brothers? I'm on the last episode. We all know how it ends. It's just crazy. Those two guys used to come over to our house. When I heard on the news about the crime, I was shocked. Oh, North just texted me. You have Wi-Fi. You have service! Oh, my gosh. I don't even know if I slept. Bubs, you have a show tonight. So, North is in China with her dad, and she's performing. It is 6 in the morning. I only slept four hours. Fly all the way to China. I would do anything for you, actually. This is a gourmet meal. Don't ask if you wanted fries. You said no. Now look at you. This is good. It doesn't say on the phone. Zero usually works in most countries. If the trip doesn't turn out good, the McFlurry was great. We are in Texas for our 818 college tour. If you lived in a dorm, what do you think would be hanging on your wall? Math problems. If you were dating a hottie boy and the quarterback wanted to take you on a date, what would you do? I would probably already be dating the quarterback. I was definitely, like, at that age, awkward and weird. Your hair is so cute! Let me see my shoulders! No! Are you sure? Yes! You've spent more than half of the trip on the phone with your children. Who gave her so much ---- checking in with her kids? For three minutes. Honestly, you'd freak out. She's in China! Just don't be an asshole! This is it? This is definitely not what I envisioned. Didn't you think it was, like, a lot of trees? Is that a Joshua tree? There is such thing as a Joshua tree? Absolutely. Literally tumbleweeds rolling on by. There's no trees. Just the Josh. You brought a whole bus for a chef. I did. It's camping, but we have to eat. And you know how we always sit around and say I wish we had nothing to do? Well, your dreams are about to come true. Ready to take a look at the premises? Yes. The cowboy ice bath. We have tons of ice on site. Fill it up fresh whenever you guys want. It's cold enough for me. Kendall, I'm gonna kill her. Oh, hello! Kim's not looking. We're gonna pretend like I just got... Oh, my God! I got the horseshoe! You are a winner. You are a Jenner. I'm an animal. Come on, give it to me, baby. One point for you. Mama needs a martini. Let's go. I am kind of loving the vibe here. I'm just about to fall. Have you ever been on a hammock? No. Now that we're here, we could not have ever done that wilderness challenge. We would all be dead. Stay in the middle. Okay. Mom needs a personal chef following her everywhere. Drop the martini. I'll get you a new one. I think it's my closest experience to being, like, a pop star for five seconds. This is so cute. I just think Kendall is such a snake for doing this to us. Kendall said, wait, why is this my fault? I think I was just saying I had a great time on my RV trip. And honestly, maybe they need a little bit of this. Humbles them a little. I think I was the one who said Joshua Tree would be great. Well, here we are, and I haven't seen one... Joshua Tree. Well, I'm breastfeeding. She'll use this baby excuse until the kid's 10. Let's keep it real. It's the Kim, Chris, and Khloe show. Hi, babe. Wow. Carlton's here. Start filming. In L.A.? Thank God. So I'm doing a show with Ryan Murphy called All's Fair. We're talking about Cruella de Vil here. I'm acting with Cruella de Vil. Look at that one gorgeous star in this. Oh, I think it's a plane. I think it's a plane. Something's over there. You don't want to go over there. I'm not afraid of a snake. It's a rattle. No, it's for sure a snake. This guy must think we're insane. I never see anything in a telescope. Do you remember you sent me to space camp? Yeah. I don't know if she's trying to get rid of me, but I'm still here. Oh, my God, that art studio in Brentwood? You're starting to sound like Courtney. Ah! Not funny. I need to shower. You brought a loofah. I just wish it was warm. You're going to put soap in there? Yes. It feels very inappropriate. Either it's the setup of a porn, or we're going to get murdered. Ah, thank you. I feel cleaner already. Ah! F*** you. I think I peed myself. Night, ladies. We're all set. Yeah, I'm leaving. I'm not sleeping. Okay. In this RV. Hey, girls. I'm sure you won't read this until tomorrow morning, and I just wanted you to know that I'm okay. Ta-ta, ladies. I just want you to know that I'm okay, and I can't take it anymore. My mom has vanished. Certainly does not help my abandonment issues. I love you madly. That was fun. Ta-ta. I'm not surprised that she left me, but I am surprised she left camp. Mom's at home. What? Isn't that, like, what a one-night stand must feel like? Like she just dipped. My therapist will hear about this one. Had a dream about Dad all night long. It was that Dad was really alive. I have dreams that he's alive all the time. We should Google what that means. Unresolved emotions. Grief or longing. Hi! You couldn't have at least woken us up to take you with you? That's what I said. Take us with you? I was really struggling with that bed. Let's do it again really soon. Good to see you. Oh, my God, I saw pics of you on the red carpet last night. You looked cute. I looked major. You bitch. Iconic. Cute. Cute? I saw the nice little surprise. I could tell you were shut off. Is it that you're more guarded? I don't know. I started getting really anxious without me even noticing it. Maybe I'm so used to people nitpicking, and I'm like, I don't want anyone to read into this too much. I'm never gonna take away from you, like, the trauma that you were put through for yourself. I would almost say you have to find it within you to forgive. You don't have to forget. I think what is so frustrating, they don't really understand. You have to protect yourself and grow from that scenario. Whether it be Tristan or Lamar, they see me again, and they're like, act as if nothing happened. There's so much that you kept from us in a good way. We were so young. Kylie and I actually don't know a lot of it. Strong like bull. Strong like who? Oh, to be a Gen Z. We are in Paris. I'm here for the Coperni show. I am here for L'Oreal. You just sat on all my phone. I'm TikToking. Lunch with my sister. Just trying to keep up with the times. I have agoraphobia. Kylie, no, you don't. Do you know that that's, like, a real thing? People, like, really... You're a homebody. It's, like, the fear of putting yourself in situations that could cause embarrassment or something. Patent leather. That's how a lot of girls fall. You come out of the castle. We're living at Disneyland. Oh, so you're walking down the street. Get that in my life! It is L'Oreal show day. L'Oreal is so supportive. Not only humans, but women. Do you think this room has a minibar? I felt like a princess for two seconds. It is Coperni day today. We are about to have my fragrance launch at Harrods. I used to go to London when I was a stewardess, guys. Let me muster up enough to give up energy. Take this annex and fall asleep. We have a busy schedule. Wait, have you heard from Lamar? No. I haven't either. He DMs me the strangest videos. Is it him with your blow-up doll? I found out about Lamar's blow-up doll. It's on the internet. Oh, my goodness. One of my New Year's resolutions is going to be be kinder and not so judgmental. If a blow-up doll makes you happy, honey, you go get it. Right now, it's Christmas time. The skims pop up. Welcome to the skims pop up. We could get a Twister game and some baby oil and play Twister tonight. And the baby oil? I love a mother and daughter night. Hi. This is embarrassing. Mom, hurry up. We were going to look at some lights, guys. I'm going to drive you guys around this town until you're really excited. Look at the lights, guys. Oh, my gosh. Look at them. I've never seen a tree like that in my life. And there's two. Today, I'm doing my Harrods photo shoot. Wow, this is stunning. OK, we're done. This is a good cover. Oh, my god. OK. I think we might have it. Such a beautiful room. Today, I'm meeting with a bunch of different reporters and different media outlets. What if I just crazed it? I just turned 40, and I wanted to do things that were going to push me outside of my comfort zone. Oh, my god. Do you want to come, mom? I can't believe how beautiful everything is. This was something that I put a lot of thought, pride. My best friend, Malika, is here with me. I'm not great at mastering my social life. There goes my makeup. Thank you, guys. Have some drinks. You guys, it's all the flirting I'm going to get. So I need it. Don't take it away from me. Yes. Happy birthday, Kim. I know. We're the nipple bra today, and nobody noticed. Not one person said, nice nipples. It is my 44th birthday. Love this house. Yeah, it's amazing. I mean, this compound. We're going to go on Grindr and invite everyone that we know. Oh, I would f*** the ---- out of Chris Appleton. Who wouldn't? He's such a vibe. I don't know if he would f*** me, but. You really teach the rest of us what it's like to be there to fight for others. I think that we should all describe Kim in one word. My word for Kim is strength. I would like to say many, many like love and. That's not one word. Really? Waste it. A flower of the petals that expand. You're making me look bad. Mine's courageous. The image that came to mind was a phoenix. Genuine, and you never treat anyone any different. If the glam doesn't go well, it's a slightly different story. Enchanting. Just wanted to say thank you guys for being here. Happy birthday to you. My wish is that the Menendez brothers get out. Next week. I think this year has been great. This year has been amazing. This year has just flown by. My year has definitely been a success. This whole entire year has felt like a dream. How's the manifesting going in the hymn department? You'll have to tune in to next season. Are we going to see you back for season seven? You better f*** believe it.