🔴 LIVE - THE KING SWAPS HIS THRONE WITH THE JESTER

Well, hello, hello, hello, Foxy. Hello, Father Fish. Hello, Wheelie Wilcox. This is a very remarkably, profoundly, exclusively, unique, and special tribute to the Bard of the Shoal, Master Lee Wilcox. By way of explanation, today is Boxing Day. What? In a minute. We'll do it. We're going to do it. Today is Boxing Day. Boxing Day is an upside-down day. There is a tradition, an ancient, ancient tradition. In the courts of the kings and the lords of the manor, in which for one day every year, the court jester and the king reversed roles, and the jester was moved up to the throne, and the king was moved down to the floor. So here we have the magnificent, the magnificent day of the jester in which Master Lee Wilcox is elevated to the throne where he receives all of the honor. all of the honor all of the dignity all of the accolades of lord of the manor and what do we have here it's my crown it's the crown I can't put it on because it's still just come out of the oven it's made out of it's burning my fingers the crown Okay what is it it's a funny material what is that made of foam or something It's a cap of sand. A cap of sand. I made it. A cap of sand. Did you make that yourself? It's roaring. I wish I had two hands to clap. A cap of sand. This has just reached a whole new level. I made it about four hours ago. And it's been baking in the oven. That was my head. That was my head. Ah, it's really hot. With glue. Sanda goes into a budgie cage. It smells really nice. That's a bonus. Budgie sound. That is my crown. Ring the bloody bell. Ring the bell! Ring the bell! Father fish, my cap of sand. You go to the big fish lane, or even the flash. So father fish, here's your one-stop cap. Cap it all with an inch of sand. Cap it all with an inch of sand. raise the temperature with a health pin and add some garlic on top of that and the year will go the plants will grow and all of your fish will have a happy own father fish some lovely lettuce your one star wonder if you keep the fish starring the father fish and all his followers on the father fish channel over to you sir father fish mercy and there we have it it's going to be everywhere for a while a bearded sand a sanded beard a sanded beard molly is here what a beautiful sand crown this is ridiculous and amazing and hilarious and i haven't a clue what's going on hello molly hi molly that's my that's my little girl that is Yes, that's Molly's name. Lee's daughter, Molly. Wonderful. Science Gal is here. Hi, Science Gal. Science Gal. We'll be on with Science Gal tomorrow at 5 o'clock. Millie. Millie. Millie? Hi, this is Molly, Lee's daughter. What a beautiful set crown This is ridiculous and amazing and hilarious, and I haven't got a clue what's going on. Millie, when I'm here, no one knows what's going on, darling. Welcome to the madhouse, Molly. It's a madcap hour. A madcap hour. I'm going to put mine back on. That's my fool's crown. The best I got. Suits you well. Glory. A better man. Oh can. Can pop up and everything will you YouTube official. Lyn TV. A fish. Samantha, Nicole Guy, Lyn TV, Molly and Louise. Boy, what a bunch of people here. I don't know anything about. I wonder Wonderful. Let's see. I ought to get up here on YouTube and see who's here. Well, I love the sand cap. Cap it all. Cap it all with a bunch of sand. It's brilliant. Brilliant. I'm so smart. Now did you measure the depth of sand applied upon the hat? Sooji Kang. Hello, Sooji Kang. James Geik Geik. Hello, Len TV. Hello. Can I drop my link? Only if you're a... Only if you have a wrench. And it takes going through the eye of a needle to earn a wrench. Mercy. Let's get him. What are we doing? Here, let's do this. There we are. There we are. I love Lumpy Dog's comments. You three are wrecking the hobby. Stop having fun. Fish keeping is supposed to be hard, frustrating, disappointing, and generally not fun. I know you're doing it wrong you're doing it wrong i know it's easy tell me about it yes it is that's right that's right i think i have to point this way i got it the first time i can't do it almost that's easy i love Sue's giggle i love Sue's giggle Oh, for God's sake. All right, we're through. I'm sorry. Seven days. Mercy. Hello, everybody. Hello, show waves. So many new people here. We should announce to all the new folks, this is a unique tribute, this one-hour tribute to Lee Wilcox. We, Lee Wilcox, for all that he has done and all that he is. bullshit I know but it's the only way I can figure out to get them back under control I may have to just pop away for a bit Mary Lou Mary Lou good to see you good how are you well thank you you picked it up well I'm over on YouTube I've got a channel that's blowing up on YouTube in fact i'm i'm live right now a live stream and you're on it hold on a minute what did molly just say what did molly just say well it's it's very easy go to youtube and key in father father fish yeah that's your uh your uh my store right yeah that's also the name of my channel We're live there right now If you get on the channel You'll find the live stream Click on that And you'll be in it You'll be in it You'll meet this wonderful gang of people We've got over here Type in Father Fish Oh well If you must I'm going to just have to figure out how to go to it so okay and then once you get there type in father fish okay well i am so happy to hear your voice well thank you mary lou you too you too where i didn't where i didn't see you on line i concerned you know we're doing just we're doing just fine yeah come on over and check it out so it'll be fun to have you here i'm going to try to get on youtube and And I'll send you a, yeah, I'm just really happy to hear you. Thank you very much. Merry Christmas to you. Thanks so much for calling. Okay. Bye-bye. So there's a very old friend from my free republic days. I've known for years and years and years. All right. What's going on here? I lost track. Oh, okay. We have a whole bunch of new people Who are on here And we need to let them know what's going on We do a daily stream Monday through Friday It's 9 o'clock Eastern time 9 o'clock in the morning For an hour to an hour and a half And then on the weekends We do a 6 o'clock evening Eastern time Stream for one hour So please come on back and plug in We'll be on again at 6 this evening. Right now, we're doing a tribute to Lee. And everything, of course, typically is getting in the way. But we're going to get back to it right about now. And all you wonderful new people, this is amazing. I haven't seen so many new faces in forever. So please come back at 6 o'clock. if you come back two times you get a wrench we'll be on 6 Saturdays and Sundays and then 9 in the morning Monday through Friday we'll see you all in a bit thanks for coming in we'll jump into the chat when something remarkable occurs won't we Molly was talking about sharks sharks sharks sharks sharks okay sharks, do we have a shark story, well she does, she says someone once told me that if you keep a shark in a fish tank it wouldn't grow bigger than this enclosure What a knobhead, I didn't teach her that word, I am for believing them and telling everyone everyone I know. Shame on me. She should be more ashamed about your foul language. Molly, get on that naughty step. No one says knobhead around here except for me, alright? You heard your father, naughty step. I'll get on the naughty step for five minutes, time out. I'll do it. I'll ban her. Well, it doesn't work that way today. Today you set the rules. Because you're the king. You're sitting on the throne so you've got to set the rules really yeah yeah any rule at all no well listen okay just keep in mind i have my finger on the button i promise you roxanne phoned me earlier and she said to me lee she didn't say that she didn't say that Roxanne phoned me up and said I want to know the truth Roxanne phoned me up and said Behave Luke, behave I'm going to have to go She promised me No you're not sorry You promised me you wouldn't do this And you're doing it again I'm sorry we're having a domestic right now everyone go to the bedroom i know i'm sorry we love you so hashtag it's not my fault chat it's not my fault bye Molly bye sorry to disappoint you oh dear they like my crown So does anyone in chat have any questions for King Lee? I can answer anything. Ask me absolutely anything. And I'll bet you'll get it right. I'll get it always right. I'll get it right. Always, yes. Not the only one. Not the only one. Lee is never wrong. i said something the other day and i thought i was wrong but it actually turned out i was right what was it you remember i don't remember everyone said you're wrong you're wrong and I really thought I was wrong and then I did my research and went no I knew I was right and I was right I'm never wrong I know I've noticed that and even if you are wrong it is not your fault it's not your fault Petro man did you see the video where I caught a glimpse of that aircraft carrier in he wants to know how big it is huge it's got the size of a small city it's massive what our aircraft carrier well one of them oh yeah we've got two so you're gonna move and you're leaving Portsmouth I love Portsmouth that's our latest plan it won't last a week So I'm not going to hold my breath, but that's the latest plan. And she wants to go where, Devonshire? No, to North Shields. South Shields. South Shields. I knew that. I think it's an excellent idea. It is a brilliant idea. Actually, it is, isn't it? It ain't Portsmouth, though. No, but it's a bit prettier and a little bit more rural, more green land, open space, pretty beaches, It's really pretty beaches. The banjos are a little louder. I'm not allowed to speak here, are I? No. Hi, Sue. Don't do it. Hi, Sue. We love you, Sue. Oh, now she's sitting there going... You are amazing, Sue. We need her and her giggles up here, too. oh andrew todd no don't because andrew todd is from there so please don't please don't say anything yeah oh yeah cod and chips, was that an ice scraper? the sand machine really hard not to speak for 30 seconds the sand machine, what's in the sand machine? Glory okay, so do the English use cod in their fish and chips? Priscilla wants to know what your favourite bedtime story was as a child. Yes. That's easy. Aliens. Yeah, I wasn't old enough to watch the film, but my dad watched it a hundred times and he knew all the words. It's a romantic comedy. Yeah, you've got this lady called Ripley and this Corporal Hicks and they fall in love they find and adopt a little girl and there's all these men in rubber suits running around trying to catch and tickle everyone and it's in Outer Space on a spaceship because he knows I like science fiction and all of that and that was my favourite bedtime story. When it came to my mum she'd tell me about this one about Pinocchio and I would cry myself to sleep hearing that one. Are you happy Priscilla? That's your answer. yeah I never quite got Pinocchio you said it's French what did he say? Pinocchio's Italian not French oh sorry oh **** off right that is it no we're done we're over now guys can we end this please because she's spilling it I knew she would and what a shame I'm a leprechaun says hello father fish hello i'm a leprechaun we have a leprechaun Conestee Valley oh hello Sati con vlog i need friends because i'm new you have friends Sati because you're new you have friends priscilla quite the imaginary quiet yes except it's not a quiet imagination it's a very noisy imagination better days try to be there mary a noise well that's the problem with the problem is you get sand in your eyes right it's 2020 huh i didn't pick it for long enough right oh dear goodness sakes it's your new outing cap will you be wearing that to the beach I think it's wonderful I'm going to finish it properly I'm going to do more coats Really seal it properly Right proud in the front It'll be an ornament And I'll only give it out on special occasions Love it That'll be great Love it Cap of sand everyone Cap of sand You heard it first Lord of the house The duck-billed cat What's bard spelled backwards? Sandy duck A sandy duck A ducky sand A sandy duck Conistio Valley says as early Well, that may be Four inches of sand Then the grind starts from here down That's about right And the rest is all dirt, right The rest is dirt Yep John McKenzie has a question for you, Lee He said Lee Wilcox, why can't you have any pudding If you don't eat your meat That sounds nasty to me From a song A song Do you know the song, Master Lee? Yeah Do we want to know the song? It's quite popular in America too, Father Fish Oh yeah Sing the song Popsie Do it Do it I am not singing that I can't Maybe we don't want to know Who's that brick in the wall Canistia Yeah it's Brick in the Wall by Pink Floyd Oh it's called Brick in the Wall Oh alright With a head of wall And a wall Jesse no, it's a head of it's a head of sand Hello, hello, everything's going wrong you sing Oh Thank you Lovely Four-inch cap. Right. All right. Where are we? Where are we? See, don't know what to do, do you? We get you up there. We get you elevated. We put you on top like you're always complaining you want to be. And what do you do? Nothing. Nothing. It's time to be clean. What's your first rule change? I promise to be clean and put him out sitting behind me. It's not supposed to be like this. I know. Well. What's your first rule change, King Lee? We need an edict. We need an edict. We need the king to impose upon us an edict. What is your edict, great king? Just for those out there that don't know what that means, tell them what an edict yeah they often don't know what that means so let them know what it means let them know what it means well the role of the king the role of the king is to demand of his subjects absolute obedience and he does this by putting out edicts and edict is is the word of the king, which is law. It is the law of the king. And he says, on Tuesdays, you shall eat worms. And so on Tuesday, everyone must eat worms. So the king, the role of the king is to impose edicts upon his people. They can be benevolent edicts, or they can be judicious and cruel edicts. Today, oh dear, today is the day of the new king. The king for the day is really Wilcox, the bard of the court. The jester is saying, and today he shall give us an edict. What great lord is your edict? Everyone has to perform a random act of kindness. A random act of kindness. Bravo. Bravo. A random act of kindness. You can walk up to a strange woman and pinch her bum. You can steal something From your local shop And give it to a homeless person Anything you like Random act of kindness That's not random kindness There's a lot to come up with Without also committing a crime Come up with a random act of absolute lunacy Well It gives the police something to do Doesn't it So it's multi-faceted. Canisto said he's already done that one. Canisto says I love it. Right. Right. She tells what she says What? Oh, ****'s sake. Barking spiders Dear God. I did not. I did not assume when I established the guidelines. That we would be having murmurs, raunchy murmurs, if you will. She told me that one. From the gallery. Do not deny it. They are smart barking spiders. Oh, dear. I knew she was in on it, somehow. I knew it. Not me. It's not my fault. It is not my fault I'm the innocent one here Right Gotcha, Roxy Canister of cabbage and sausage again, Lee Cabbage and sausage And barking cabbage pickled cabbage yeah stealing from the local fish store and giving to the goldfish what did you have for dinner last night you mentioned it earlier It sounded wonderful, you know. Oh, she made this absolutely delicious. Spicy carrot and lentil soup with some homemade bread, crusty bread, and that was my Christmas dinner. It was delicious. Sounds really yummy. Carrot and spicy carrot and lentil soup. Yeah. With crusty bread. Really wholesome. Good in the cold weather. Warm you up. You bet. Feel good kind of food. Ooh. Okay, so now it is the responsibility of serfdom, the shoal, to designate precisely what their random act of kindness is. So we must all now offer to our Lord and, what's the word? Lord of the Manor, Lord and Liege. Our Lord and Liege, what our gift is in the form of our random act of kindness with a twist. Kindness with a twist. Clean the toilet. Kindness with a twist. What shall we say about this? Chevy has asparagus and Brussels sprouts. That's her offering. My Zomals and Foros offers. Mia Zomals. Yeah, so Jesse, you're first. Random act of kindness with a twist. So, I shall sell a dead fish for full credit, sell a dead fish for full credit, redeemable for fertilizer. Now, that's stupid. I-L-I-C-E-R. What is this? Remote desktop connection. What is that? I don't want to do it. Do not mess with that. I ain't gonna. I got rid of it. If you want to use it anyway, you probably... You haven't got that. Where am I? Zer. Zer. With an S. Zer. Andrew Todd just sent us two bucks, random act of kindness for King Lee. Well, there you go. Two pound, random act of kindness for King Lee. Two pound. Not bad. Not bad. Andrew Todd's not so cheap, is he? Two pounds? Two pounds? Two pounds. Oh, Lee, Lumpy Dog, Chevy Fish says, thank you for the super chat. Lumpy Dog says, is Lee wearing a sand cap? Then is his brain anoxic substrate? Well, now, this depends on Tara. Go, you want to do it? You're on me. You want to do it? You can do it. She misspelled it wrong. Doesn't matter. It's got a lot of the right letters in it, but I think she meant obnoxious. Anoxic. That might be. That might be. That's a good answer. I think it depends on whether you're following the good doctor or the good father as to whether it is anoxic or anaerobic. Anaerobic. Anaerobic, right. All the way. All the way. There you go. Anaerobic for me. I read something today that said science has proven that it is impossible to create anaerobics in a fish tank, whereas you can create it in your gut. And since I have poured my guts into these fish tanks, I insist that there are anaerobics to be found in the depths of my substrate. Here's my random act of kindness. Oh, dear. No air in that bad boy, says Jesse. and Jesse Camacho said bury it stick it in the dirt I do bury my head in the sand quite a lot people will tell you that there it is does anyone else want to announce their random act of kindness with a twist we need another random act of kindness with a twist useless all of them useless I know what have you been doing with them all year I get one day as king and I find out that all the subjects are actually useless what would you like to do about that kingly that's not enough I'm only going to get another few minutes he's had all year he's had all year and everybody's useless what is going on you just got to know how to handle it it takes a kingly effort she's not okay she is bequeathing what is she dying what don't encourage her guys guys i took some dying leaves and a lot of duckweed put them in the blender and after that i started drying it and gave it to my fish master black did that good one master black that's very intuitive of you i agree with that method quite wholeheartedly and i'm glad you came up with that all by yourself how lovely is that how lovely is that brilliant that is indeed lovely lovely i had to put it in a sandwich with mayonnaise if he wants to give it to his fish fine he's got more money than me and oh there we are there we are jester of jesters jesse the jester of jesters oh here we go well now chevy fish has done it Hasn't she? With a twist. With a twist, right. Oh, mercy. I wouldn't recommend taking alcohol away from alcoholics. I like Master Black's. Because they're ployer. Why? Because they're Blanks. New Year. New Year. Yes. Thank you. Yeah. Thank you. All right. Thanks, George. I told her what would happen if she messed it all up. Go on Sue, do your work. Hi Auntie Sue. Hi Sue. We love you. There she is. So embarrassing. Hello. Jessie's giving a random stranger a high five. Thank you. Take your hat off. What's that noise? I have a new bird here. that the bird is an African grey and he chatters things chatters things that's lovely nice bird he's he's not mine though he's uh he's a he's a boarder my father kept fish and when I hear sorry your birds and when I hear your birds in the background something it just takes me back being a kid and the big aviary in the back garden and he'd have birds inside inside and a cockatiel and peach face loved birds he had all sorts it was lovely so what are you doing that for why why would you do that tell me tell me mercy yeah why would you do that tell me uh well how What are we doing here? Time away. Why would you do that? It's 12-2. It's time over. Let's play a... Let's play a song. I knew this was going to happen earlier. I knew it. I honestly did. It was going to go one way. She'd stay away, she would join in and be nice, or she would be vile. And I had a very strong feeling earlier how this would play out, and she's not let me down no matter how many times she promised she swore blindly she would not let me down but i knew i knew so time out people game over well we've had a lovely time of it haven't we yeah we're gonna sing we're gonna sing the song let's sing the song it's been lovely but there's always one that has to spoil things always one wherever you go there's always one here we go love you all love you lee love you all and there's nothing you can do about it sorry to be with you foxy what's your favorite quality about lee priscilla wants to know there's not just one i can pick he's kind caring compassionate such a silly goose he can be a little over the top but he is an amazing human being and i love him so much amen to that amen to that i love you As do we all. As do we all. Bless you, Lee. Bless you, indeed. Wonderful to have you. Wonderful to see you every day and to have you in our life every day. Wow. Thank you. God bless you all. Love the sand cap. The sand cap is wonderful. Brilliant idea. Why did you bring the bell? bring the bell Bless you all. We'll be back at 6. See you then. In a little while. In a bit.