'RHOC' recap: Tamra spills on Vicki's boyfriend's strict 90 day 'dont piss me off' rule to secure engagement

No, he never proposed to me. And no, we never took the ring back or even gave it to me. Hi, I'm Denny Murphy. I'm Evan Real. And I mean, as Kim Zolciak would say, did the ring not even mean a thing? I guess not. Damn. Like this was so much drama about Vicky's f***ing. Well, and also Vicky's f***ing got her in drama, too. Poor Vicky. Poor Vicky can't get a break, because that's her... No, because in Vick... What? No, because in Vegas, when she was talking about, take the pants down. Mike could go to sleep and I'm just saying, take your pants off. He's like, really? How's Michael? I haven't seen him in 400 weeks. I saw him in Vegas for three hours. Stop your pants. Oh, right, right, right. Yes. Oh, yes, that's true. She was like, take your pants down. She loves it when Mike takes his pants down. No, but she was like, she's like, that's how she she was telling me, because I interpreted that phrase wrong at first. I thought she was telling Carmella, take your pants down and have sex. They were wondering how to get the spark. Vicky told them. Apparently, that's what she rolls over and says to initiate. And I like that. And I like it, too. I think it's efficient. But he did not like how it was apparently discussed on camera, because we saw through line throughout this episode. Vicky kept on saying, please don't talk about it on camera. Why? He's going to lose his s***. Everybody talking about it. I'm telling you all. Right. And that just made people want to talk about him more because you're saying that to Tamra. She's very stressed. And then also, if it's true that she's not going to get the engagement ring and unless she's a good girl, that psycho having her friends talk about things he doesn't want to talk about on camera, that's not good girl behavior. So mom is never going to get her ring. It's very scary. It is very scary, Spice. And also what was crazy, too. I don't I'm scared that she is going to lose him being on the show. I'm sorry, Vicky, turn this off, please. But like because even when they were filming their little sit down scene and he was like, I don't want to talk to you about my future when we're miked and then just went to the bathroom and she said, he goes to the bathroom a lot. Where did you go now? I went to the bathroom, goes to the bathroom a lot. Oh, I know I feel bad for her because Vicky, this is this is where you shine. This is where you thrive. We want you on Housewives of Orange County forever, forever, forever. And I hate that she's in a relationship that doesn't seem very conducive to her thriving on reality TV. Because I feel like she's a she's a girl who like loves the adoration of a man. And I do think that who can blame her? I mean, right. Like, it feels nice. It's great to have a partner. But I feel like if push came to shove, she would choose her relationship over the show. Oh, my God. No, I can't happen. Devastating for us. And I also think I feel like it's kind of what they were saying behind what they were saying when he was like, I want you to work less. I don't think he's talking about insurance. No, I think he's talking about the podcast. He mentioned the podcast. Yeah. But and I think you're right. I think him even mentioning the podcast, that's like code word for like reality TV, BravoCon, this event, that event, traveling here, traveling there, doing girls trip, et cetera. So I think yeah, I think you're right. I know. And also, I'm like, sir, her knee hurts all the time. She doesn't want to travel. Oh, she just wants to go to Mexico and back. That's all Vicky wants to do with a camera here and there. You know, it's crazy. And I mean, she is she's better at money than us. The fact that they bought a house together before they got married. I know. I do kind of wonder because she's a financial planner analyst, expert guru. She knows about money. Yeah. I'm wondering how that was financially beneficial, responsible, how that how that worked in her favor. Do you know what I'm? Yeah. Yeah. Because I'm a little confused about that. I mean, maybe better to purchase property together when you can clearly define how much was put in on her end versus his end, and then you can just sort of like divide the. But then what about like when it's if like someone did renovations or if it's appreciating? I would imagine she's like tracking all that. I would hope so. That way they could like because she I feel like she would have a spreadsheet to track that because I think California is a 50 50 state. So if they got married without a prenup, but I think she would be smart enough to get a prenup, then they would like split it evenly. So then maybe marriage would if they didn't get a prenup, maybe marriage would make it more complicated. But then again, to get married, you have to get an engagement ring. And she hasn't been a good enough girl to get her engagement ring. She lasted 40 days, not 90 late. And also then that was a thing. So she said that. And I like that Gina even brought up. She's like, aren't you going to talk about the ---- I started? I was like, wait, I love that. Gina wants to be in the mess a little bit more. Well, she always does. But I put me in coach me and coach where I was talking about how she got the ring at one point and then got it taken away. And that's crazy. That is how it pissed me off. That pissed me off. That's giving breakup. That's giving a bye bitch. You don't get. Yeah. But also, do you think there's like a slight part of Vicky that actually doesn't really care about the ring? To me, I get that energy. I think she wants a man who's committed, but I don't think she actually cares that much about the ring or marriage. Or do you think that's a facade? I think she's telling herself she doesn't care. OK, I think she would want the right. I don't think she wants a big wedding. Like she even told Jen, potentially, I'd get married in the day. Not like you. If I get engaged with Mike, it's a joint decision. The next day you'll get married. We'll not do what you guys are doing. We will get married the next day. Oh, when Jen was like, why am I? Like, leave me alone. She just has her croissants. But I do think Vicky wants a partnership. Yeah. And I feel that's emblematic, like a symbol of that. I I don't. What was Tamra's theory to about like how she thought where maybe I think she's talking about how she feels like maybe Vicky pissed him off and she got it taken away or something like that. But it is very hard. Also, it didn't help Vicky probably is that Tamra skipped her birthday lunch. Tamra Grudge. I do love Tamra Grudge. Speaking of Tamra, when she and Eddie did their little vacation situation where she wanted to reignite the spark, she was saying she had low libido, that she wasn't feeling the sex drive, that she wanted to figure out her hormones, et cetera. She just didn't feel like smashing Eddie anytime. But that's how you know, like your body's changing because Eddie's so hot. Eddie in his glasses. Oh, yeah. He looks good. But I didn't I didn't realize that at one point he threatened divorce. That made me so sad. I actually got emotional. And then we were driving home and he just looked at me and he goes, I think it's time to file for divorce. So that scared me. It scared my heart. That was a crazy revelation because I was in Big Bear. They're fighting in Big Bear. And I don't think she was like super clear about what they were fighting about. They just had a weekend where they were not getting along, like clashing. And he was like, I think it's time for divorce. And I just had always seen them as such a solid couple. So that kind of like shook me a little bit, honestly. Well, it shook me that when he was bending her over. Oh, my God. Yeah. Poking, spanking. I know I was getting a little jealous. Oh, he's so cute. And I'm like, Tamra's body is I mean, she's Tamra. Like, it's incredible. Always. I'm like, she just looks so good. No, she looks. Their body is absolutely. She looks so good. I think like every time I like, I would say about 85% of her posts that she posts. I'm always commenting like a body T fire emoji. She likes every single one. But I mean, I have to comment on Tamra's posts. I don't give her love. I need to show her some love because her posts are always so hot. She looks so good. I love Tamra. I think she wouldn't even care if we started posting on her mans. I don't know. She will try. We'll see what happens, Tam. Body T and the T does not stand for trashy. No. Oh, my God. Wait. So that was so we we kind of wrap that up, right? Sort of. So we wrapped it up and no one wants to have her off the hook. You know, I mean, Heather Dubois really just because it was. Well, Gina's pissed that Heather asked Carmela to help her get real a good place. Yeah. Right. And I think for her kid, for her kid. Yeah. And Heather's not doing something from Carmela with love. And I think it was Heather's explanation was Gina doesn't work in that area. Hmm. I don't know. But Gina could work in that area because Gina kind of works in several areas outside of the Orange County area. She's in Palm Springs. She's over here. She's over there. So that made it sound like Gina was Tokyo Tony. I have businesses. Well, she is. She's a Tokyo Tony of Orange County. And I say that with love. It kind of is. Yeah. Have you seen Tokyo Tony what she's doing? She's like selling random items outside Howard University. I love and live for those tech talks. All you have to do is start a sentence. Have you seen Tokyo Tony? The answer is yes. We need to go visit her. Should we go? What are we doing? Let's go. What are we doing? Let's go. OK, back to Gina. Back to Gina. Well, back to Gina and Carmela. So Gina feels a way about that. So I think that's why. Well, then Gina and Emily were like, Heather, we're not going to tell you what you said about. She's like, I was like, what? Wait, well, it's like, tell me what I can say. So I said, dress it. Thank God for Jennifer Dauntry. Yeah, I never will say her name. Correct. I'm so sorry. The entry, the entry. Oh, my God. I don't know. Now I'm in my head about Jen Padroni. And Jen looks so gorgeous in that scene with her kids. She was an emotional scene. She got so those tiny little shorts. Talk about body tea. She looks so good and sending love to the kids. But so then Jen was like, Heather, this is what you said. You said you said she was trash. She's in front of this group. It's embarrassing. She's in the generally has been that girl this season. It just can say what was said. She's so much time. I really do love Jen Padroni. Hello, lover. And then Sue may don't really. But then Heather was like, I have to have this conversation with Carmela. She's like, she was like, I've grown to like Carmela. But the first thing she knew about her was the headlines of the restraining order. And I think punching someone at a bar. And I think she knew about her affinity for Monster Energy drinks. Yeah. And I'm sure also Heather was like a playmate who drinks Monster Energy drinks and punches people at a bar. And previously a WWE wrestler. I think actually Heather would be more by WWE than playmate because playmates, she's like, oh, that's you. That's a man. Now, these are all things that we're obsessed with. We love Monster Energy drinks. We think being a playmate is cool. We think being a WWE diva is amazing. We love I just love everything about Carmela. All I want to do is drink an energy drink on an NJ transit bus in Port Authority with Carmela or maybe in the ring with Carmela. Can you imagine like being on her team? Oh, OK. I didn't know your team's in WWE. I don't know if you do, but I want you guys to like pair up in the ring. I was like, Carmela would knock me out in a second. No, you're not. You're knocking bitches out. Also, I'll always bring it up. Black belt in Taekwondo, Danny Murphy. He will kick your ass, bitch. Watch out. Don't catch a Danny on the wrong day because you will be ******* annihilated. Ashley Dupree, if you know, you know. Watch our Earl Meets World recap. And it's Earl Meets World. OK, so it's Ashley Meets Foot. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I do not do not say that on me. I can't get it. You didn't say you're going to you're going to give Ashley Dupree a big hug and a kiss. No, that's also not good to do to a strummer who doesn't want it. She probably does. OK, well, neither here nor there. So back to Carmela. OK, Carmela. So then Heather's like, I got to have this whole little conversation with Carmela. She grabs her in the little in the little picnic thing. The energy healer, they all hate it. I felt bad for the energy healer. I also didn't get the energy healers energy. Wait. Yeah. Yeah. She's like, what's a word from the universe? Right. It was confusing. No, I was going to say something, but I'm not going to say it. So I can't say this is actually the safest I'm saying. I know it's really not. I literally can't say what I want to say about her. She'll have to. She probably can read my mind, though, if she's watching. Is it about her practice? Her practice? No, her practice of. It actually was about her practice. I was just saying for being like an energy healer, like Mama was like, she was like, I'm a playmate. Like what I wanted to say was actually a compliment. The titties look nice. That's OK to say. OK, I don't know. It's 2026. I don't know what I can say. Her. She looked she looked good. Everyone in Orange County is gorgeous. Everyone is gorgeous. Yes. Including the energy healer that nobody seemed to care about. Well, her body was T. Besides Jed. I love the low cut energy. I will say, honestly, really did. I just felt a little bit inappropriate to share that opinion. You know who probably would agree with you, Heather Dubrow. Did she like? No, I'm just assuming. Oh, you think she liked the energy healers titties? No. Oh, I thought you were saying if Heather was like cover up, I could see how they're being. Oh, no, no, no. I'm not saying cover up. I'm saying get the girls out. I loved it. Oh, no, no, no. I'm I'm totally opposite. I am. I am no Puritan. And, you know, maybe Heather was too. Who knows? You guys can DM about. I will know that she's like into Carmela. She's into titties. You know, she's into it. We're going off the rails. So just to put a to put a pin in it all. Heather took Carmela aside. Yes. And I was like, I'm so sorry I called you trashy. I owe you an apology. I was so judgy. I didn't feel like you belonged in our group. And I said some things and I used the word trashy. Geez, Heather. Thank you, Heather. And I do. And also the fact that she had to do it while Carmela had pink extensions and a little like sparkly highlights. Or was that just the lighting? I think they looked. I think they were a rosy hued caramel extension. I love them. But I was just laughing extra of Heather having to be like, I can't believe I would say that about. I like the streaks. No, I do, too. But yeah, they look good. We don't fly. We don't fly private. Right. And then but they got to a good place. And I do like that. Heather took full ownership. Oh, yeah. The ability. Capital A. Carmela tried to like stop her and say it was OK before Heather fully apologize. And Heather was like, no, I need to own this. Oh, I just let you know. And I think they got to a good place. And also, again, Carmela gave out two more Dior gifts. So I'm just again saying we love Dior here. And we're open to gifts. We'll take a dildo, too, because I know you get both gifts. But I would just want I don't want anything from Carmela. Anything. Even a Monster Energy drink. Yeah, I still haven't tried her flavor. Actually, that especially is that she did the white one. Yeah. Yeah. I haven't had the white one ever. I haven't either. I almost got it. But I sometimes I'm like the evening I do a mini Red Bull because it's less energy. But maybe when I have a longer day, I'll do that. I know people you probably think we're on Monster Energy right now. I need one. Girl, you do. Yeah, I really do need a monster. Do you know what? I'm going to get one. Yeah. OK, so Evan's going to get a Monster Energy drink. And while he's doing that, you all have an assignment. You have to vote for the VRT awards because in case you missed it, we're doing our second annual VRT awards for the podcast, which is so exciting on October 6th. But voting is open now. You can vote every day until September 29th. Put in like help us decide because we actually I'm so happy that we don't have to pick. I know it's it would be tough to pick. But if you're an Orange County fan and if you've watched this, chances are you are an Orange County fan, Vicki Gunvalson. She's nominated for Best Return to Screen. Yes. But if you're not liking Vicki on Orange County, Teresa Melissa Dolores are also nominated, Lala Kent and Kara Radswell. So you can't go wrong. Yeah. All great picks. All great options. All great options. Yes. So do that. And then you'll see us next week for Orange County. When I feel who was fighting in the preview. Well, it's going to be a lot of Vicki and boyfriend drama again. Yes. Oh, a lot. She's like, cut the camera's dead. Yeah. Vicki takes her mic off at a sleepover. Yeah. She tells the production crew to leave her home. I know that is bad. Oh, Vicki, crash out. We can't wait. Sorry, Vicki. Goodbye.