Spain VS Argentina | Max Amini | Stand-Up Comedy

Argentina! Spain! Spain! Oh my God! This is gonna be a crazy room right now. We got 50-50. Argentina, Spain. Holy ----. Alright. Where are my Spanish? Where are my people from Spain? Oh wonderful. Keep clapping, keep clapping, keep clapping. Okay, right there. That guy. I love that guy. Spain. My brother. What's your name? JM. Jose Manuel JM. Jose Manuel. I like Jose Manuel. You're Jose Manuel? Okay. I wanna hear from Jose Manuel why he thinks Spain is gonna win the World Cup. We have a junk team that make great passes. You have a junk team? What's a junk? Oh, young, young. I thought it's a slang. I don't know. We have a junk team. I thought it's like junk is like short for jungle. We have a jungle team that comes like... You have a young team? You have a young team? What's a young team? They make great passes and they're fast into getting tired. The Argentinian team. I see why he said that. Did you hear what he said? We have a young team. They pass well and they got speed. He was talking ---- about Messi being 39 years old. Alright, I see where he put the dagger. Dude. Are you Argentinian? Argentina. Okay. Argentina. Why do you think your team is gonna win? We have a whole team with all guys. Okay. I understood two words. Let me say what he said. He said, we're an old team. And I'm gonna elaborate this part. They have more experience. They're wiser. They're gonna beat the young team. Yeah, can we say that? But I'm gonna say this. I'm not taking either side. I'm rooting for the best to win. Okay, I wanna watch a good match. But when it comes to young versus old. I'm gonna tell you something. I promise you. Age has nothing to do with this game. The team with the best teamwork. With the wisest strategy. Yeah. And the team that can perform under pressure. Is gonna be the winner of the World Cup. Okay. Plays any sports. Can understand what it means to play under pressure. Okay. Messi is 39 years old. He's been playing like a 20 year old the whole World Cup. I don't think it's the age. On the other side, Spain. Yamal is 19 years old. Young Buck playing like a champion. Yeah. I sincerely think it's gonna come down to. Those moments under pressure. Less than a second. You gotta make a decision in how they perform. So let's see who the champion is gonna be. I'm so freaking excited. I saw the pictures of Messi holding Yamal. When he was a baby. Did you guys see this? Okay, let me explain to the Lebanese lady. She has no idea what we're talking about. Yamal is the player for Spain. He's 19 years old. Okay. When he was 5 months old. Messi. The player. The World Champion. Do you know who Messi is? You don't know Messi? If you don't know Messi, they're gonna deport you back to Lebanon. Messi. He's the greatest of all time. Yeah. Him. Ronaldo. These are the biggest players in the world. Okay. Yes. She goes, oh, Ronaldo. Now you know who I'm talking about. These two guys are the best player on each side. Now, accidentally, randomly, 20 years ago. Okay. When Yamal was 5 months old. There are pictures of Messi giving him bath in a tub. It's insane. It's not AI. Listen to me. The story is all over the place. You think I'm also AI right now? Before I talk about this ----. Habib T. Real. Take my word. I'm the professor today. Go Google it. She's Googling it. Pay attention to me. So, Messi gives bath to this kid when he was 5 months old. And in that moment, he activated him. He pushed his belly button and he held it for 10 seconds. And he whispered in his ear, this is how you make a goal. Orale. I play for Barcelona. Next thing you know, 19 years later, this kid becomes another world champion. This is unbelievable story. It's unbelievable coincidence. And I can't wait to see them play against each other. And I think, if Spain wins, Messi definitely is allowed to spank the ---- out of your mom.