POV: When You Forget Your Friends Birthday #rodrickheffley

Today is my birthday. Hey, Alberto. What do you want, Vienna? Do you know what day it is? What are you talking about? Do you know who is having a birthday today? Uh, no, I don't know who is having a party. So, you forgot my birthday then? Wait, isn't that your birthday today? Yes. Well, happy birthday. Thank you. Just next time, try to remember my birthday. Okay. Hey, Roderick. Ugh, what, Vienna? Do you know whose birthday it is? No, what the **** are you on about? Don't swear at me, do you remember what day it is? It's Chor's day, you piece of ----. Stop swearing, and it's not Chor's day, it's someone's birthday today. I don't give a ---- about someone's birthday. What? So, you forgot about my birthday? I don't give a **** about your birthday. I wish that you weren't my friend, and get out of my goddamn room. Roderick, you really hurt my feelings now. Yeah, so, I don't care. Get the **** out of my room, now. Okay, I'll go. Thanks a lot, Roderick. Ah, finally, some peace and quiet. Man, I'm gonna fart. Ah, much better.