Team USA Just Humiliated The Giants

Rough day for the gays. Just want to get ahead and warn y'all out there. I mean, wow. Although I guess getting railed isn't necessarily something you're against. So maybe you liked it. I don't know. What I do know is that team USA is the fricking Avengers and the justice league together. Like this is stupid, but also great. So before the world baseball classic officially starts, we got some exhibition games being played like over in Japan, team Japan already lost a game and it was pretty wild. The play at the plate ended the game and even show. Hey, I had to appreciate it. So yeah, each team is playing exhibitions and yesterday was kind of concerning for America at first. I mean, team Israel beat the Marlins one, nothing like the Marlins should have their rights revoked for that. The Brewers lost to a bunch of ******* Brits and their manager was pissed. The Cubs lost to the Italians and you have the cartel taken over Arizona and beating the D bags. Like what is happening? Well, then team USA single-handedly was able to compensate for all that other ----, just like how being an elite human compensates for any flaws you have in life. And if you haven't become one yet, you're so close. And we also now have shirts out, check them out, link in the pin comment after the video and become even more elite. I want to start seeing these being worn around ballparks like team USA March. So yeah, giants taken on team USA within three hitters, USA was already up to nothing. That's how good team USA is. That was easy. Paul Skeen's already had three strikeouts before taking them out. That's how good team USA is now, but the giants actually did do something right away. Lead off double by Willie Adamas and he scores after a two ground ball. So nothing sexy, but it worked. USA didn't score in the second inning. Nobody did same with the third inning. And there was also this nice play by the first baseman, Bryce Eldridge. He dives the pitcher Hauser running over, just barely beating the man. This is a good game. Very close. The giants Twitter account, they tweeted about this play. And for some reason they stopped posting after this. I assume the people running their account fell asleep or something. That's unfortunate. Cause you know, it's two to one game. I'd love to see how the rest of it went for San Francisco and the bottom of the third Eldridge right after making that nice play at first hits a bullet. And Byron Buxton in center field reminds Bobby Jr. That he may be fast, but black people run faster. That's kind of racist. Yes, long, very racist from the top of the fourth inning. And on, I think one word describes how this game ended up going. That's basically the highlights summed up in one second, but because why not? I'll go through what happened. So Alex Bregman pops one out on the second pitch he sees. And by popping one out, I mean like 430 feet away for a home run. Next standing Bobby backup wanting to prove a point to Buxton. This was the game within the game. He hits another ground ball just so he can show off his speed. It works because it causes the pitcher to mess up. Ball goes in a right field, the right fielder, then falls. Everything's starting to unravel for the giants Harper, who I think an elite human shirt would fit very well and shows exactly why he smacks this bitch in a right center. Bobby gets to use his speed to easily get home glaring at Buxton while he does next ending. They're interviewing Jesse Plemons. I mean, Logan Webb on team USA, who's also a pitcher for the giants for those who don't know. And the first pitch Roman Anthony sees while he's getting interviewed, gets sent to New Mexico. Watch this guy too. It's weird. It's weird. Cause I'm on the giants and I'm rooting for Tickwell too, but right now that's great to see. I was out here conflicted. One part of him sees his teammate getting rocked. The other part of him is like, that's American. It is American. A hundred percent. Then back to the other subplot, Bobby, what junior recruits P crow Armstrong for his white boys are quicker argument. After PCA gets on, on this air, he immediately uses his speed and steal second and scores on a double by Charlie Saccone, a giant's prospect. The giants had some prospects in this game playing for team USA. I don't know if they're actually on the team. I think they may have just been for this game, but I don't know either way they were teaming up to abuse their own team. Dakota Jordan. He smacks one up the middle. Gavin Klein and other giants prospect. They're 10 to one team USA. So big inning here. Then Gunner Henderson comes up like, uh, I'm not finished. His first time up laces that one out of the center field and that's going to score a couple of runs. Gunner Henderson knocks in two with a double. Two batters later, P crow Armstrong comes up again. He started this inning and he wasn't ready to finish it. Bangs the center, right? 1301. This whole game was just a humiliation ritual. You had David Bednar, one of the pitchers on team USA, his little brother is on the giant. So he comes out there in a 13 one game, giving up hits and walking guys as his older brother looks on in shame. Cal Raleigh, who got that hit off of the little Bednar, he comes back up the very next inning gets and other hit this time with the bases loaded. So two more runs come in. It's 1501. I mean, this just ended up going how the average MLB, the show game against any decent player goes for me, but this is worse. At least in a video game, mercy rules exist. You don't have to suffer through the entire thing. And real life team USA was able to rub this in and play an extra inning. This has to be the first time and any sort of context of anything where a game that went extra innings ended in any score close to this. I mean, that this theoretically could happen normally, like a game could go to the 10th inning being one to one. And then one of the team scores 14 runs in the 10th inning. But yeah, I don't think that's ever happened. So yeah, apparently team USA asked for one extra inning of reps to get in. And I assume they did this before they knew before the game, like before they knew the score would be 15 to one. So they might even even ask for two extra innings. And by that point, the giants were like, **** off. But they did play a whole extra inning while up 15 to one, can't make it up. So yeah, team USA's first game goes exactly how you would expect. No plot twist. Not yet. Those are for later. For now, let's all say a prayer for the Rockies who they play Wednesday. So today and I might make a video on that tomorrow. So yeah, remember shirts are now up. Get one if you want. Love you. Bye.