THE TRUTH ABOUT MY DIVORCE!!

It's six o'clock in the morning, I'm divorced. I live about five minutes away from my kids, so I get up every morning at 6.30. I think it's really important as a dad to, you know, be good to your kids. ♪♪ Maybe not today. Maybe they don't need to see their father. You know what I mean? Maybe. Oh, my God. I look like someone hit me with a bat. Every day, you just get up, and you just feel older and older, and your whole body hurts, and your hips hurt, and you're like, where did I go wrong? And then your body's like, you didn't go wrong. It's just that your time is up. All right, well, I'm going to show you what the very, very top of my day looks like, and it's going to be fun, and you're going to get to see it right now. The first thing that I do is brew the day that I ever had kids. I get up really slowly. I have to get up like this. If you see I'm getting on my knees now, I'm going to have to stretch. So I'm in, like, stomach position. I'm going to wake Scott and Todd. That's the best time of day right there. Morning's great because everyone hasn't gotten up yet to ruin the world. Let's make it happen, guys. Coffee. Chickie the maid is coming today. You guys will meet. I can't wait to show you Chickie. She's the best person in the world. This is my coffee pot right here. I highly recommend this coffee pot. I don't know why. My mom got it for me, so you know it's good. She's a little worried about Scott's drinking, I have to say. Todd, I think Scott might be an alcoholic. Hi, Scott. There's 27 bottles of wine in the kitchen from last night. Todd and I feel like that might be a little excessive. So here's your coffee. So you want to go like that. You guys are like, yeah, we know how to make coffee, dude. So the next thing you want to do is throw out the old grind. There's the coffee in there. I put a lot in, put my finger in it. I mean, that's not the best thing to do, but I did it. And I just like a lot. Boom. So this is great coffee. If you want to try it, it's Pete's Colombian. That's what I like about Scott, you know? He's 25, but he acts older. Like, it makes me feel better about myself, you know? Because when this was on sale, it was on sale for $6.99. You know, if you told another 25 year old about it, he'd be like, yeah, the coffee's on sale? Great, thanks for letting me know. But not Scott. Yeah, dude, let's get some coffee. Working on my Scott impression. It's not great yet, but I feel like I'll get it. Yeah, I'm just having fun. I'm loving life here. I have to. I have to love life. I can't just. I'm so lucky to be here. I mean, look at this place. I mean, it is absolutely gorgeous. I mean, come on. Look at how wonderful it is. We're living like kings. Take you outside. Oh, look at that light. Just, should I start playing basketball right now? I'm just super loud right next to Scott's room. Hey, ball, ball. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. I'm just playing by myself, but I'm screaming. Yo, yo, yo, yo, box him out, box him out. Scott comes out, he's like, what are you doing? And I'm like, playing basketball. And he's like, why are you playing so loudly? And I'm like, for the love of the game, man. For the love of the game. Did you like that part? All right, I really need to take a writing class. Yeah, hell yeah. Maybe the best sound in the world. Scott has this, does this mug. I'm really into mugs. I don't know why. I don't know, if you guys are into mugs, please write in the comments. I know there's people out there that are into mugs. I know I can't be the only one. But you see this mug right here? Very smooth and a thin lip. Don't like a chunky lip, which is ironic because I have Juvederm in my lips. All right, okay, let's see if you can hear my hips crack. Ready? Here we go. Oh, did you hear it? Oh, there it is. Did you hear it? Did you feel it, man? Did you hear it? Oh, damn, that's a good crack. Damn, that put me right, man. I'm ready to get the day. About to attack this day. About to do something special today. I'm thinking about having a Jake Paul kind of day. You know what I mean? I might prank Logan. Oops. Sorry about that, gang. That was my fault. Excuse me, that was not necessary. And I'm sorry you had to hear that. Unfortunately, I'm not a very good editor. So this may end up in the final show. What can I say? I am embarrassed. And I apologize to my fans for being so vulgar. But as I said, once again, I'm so sorry that you had to hear that. It's unprofessional. I feel as if I owe you all an apology. I'm very sorry. A real vlogger would not let that happen. But yeah, that Jake Paul, man. He really eats his Wheaties. Guy looks like he has a box of Wheaties every day. He jumps out of airplanes in Malibu and the next day he's in Dubai. I don't, I think there's more than one Jake Paul. I get my kids fresh bagels every morning, which is basically saying, sorry, your mother and I aren't together anymore, but here's a softly baked bread item to replace it. That's a Casey Neistat move right here. Ooh, if you're gonna steal, steal from the best. Get in the car. Let's go. We're in the car now. Mm. Beefcake. Oh, look at, no, that's not gonna work. New at vlogging, guys. Sorry about that. Just figuring out the camera. Oh, look at that. We're done, we're in business. I back up, I just crash. All right, guys, let's go. I liked Zane's video last night. He was like, so you guys, I didn't get to film a lot. It was a big weekend and I just wanted to spend time with my friends and not be filming. So today's episode is a little light, but I gotta tell you guys, we had a really good time. I got to hang with Liza, Scott's birthday. There was a dog in my neighborhood that Heath and I found and we petted him for a while. And then there was also this 18-pack of Coors Light that I found and it was the 18-pack's birthday. So I just wanted to celebrate with the 18-pack and not feel like I was recording the whole time. So I hope you guys understand that, that today's show's a little light. But again, I found a heroin needle and some heroin. Why y'all messing with me, First Appellate Bank? It ain't 709, it's 705. Gotta get the bagels. Because I got divorced, I gotta get these bagels. Makes no sense, it's irrational, but it means something to me. How we doing? Oh, yes. Little bagel spot, Manhattan Bagel. Why not? Okay, let's go, let's do this. Oh, what was that? Oh, it's pigeons. Hi, four bagels in a bag, just four sesame. Thank you very much. Let's go. Let's have some fun today. Who's ready? Where my Jake Paulers at? This lens cap is filthy. Let's go, let's have some fun today. All right, I'm at the kid's house. Their mom doesn't like when I film, so I don't blame her, it's really annoying and invasive. All right. Yeah, they're in the car. She can't close the door. Okay, what do I do? Hold on, hold on. Okay, so you have to hold her leg so she doesn't fall out. Go, go. Watch your hand. Oh my God, I thought I had this nightmare that you'd slam your hand in mine. So what are you guys gonna do at school today? PE, enrichment, library. What's enrichment like? Enrichment? It's just when you have classes. It's like other- Like music, dance, PE. I just say enrichment because I have so much on Tuesdays. Are you just filming the back of the seat? No. Yeah. Wyatt, I'm gonna give you an interview. Yeah. Do you love daddy? Yes. I do too. Let's interview my name. Interview with my knee. Yeah, yeah. She's having an interview with her knee. Oh, interview with your knee? That's hilarious. Which knee do you want to interview first? I'll do this one first. Hey knee. Oh no. So you must get hit a lot because Charlie's always falling everywhere. For real? Ooh, look at this face, look at this face. Holy crap. Hey, speaking of holy crap, did you just fart? She asked me, so when I grow up, will you buy me a house of gold? And when your father tries to stone, will you take care of me? I will make you queen of everything you see. Yeah, but you know what I'm about. I'll cure you of disease. Do you want to sing a song real quick? No. Okay, I love you guys. You might be really late, I'm not sure. I love you. Yeah, but I think my clock's slow, so just go. I love you guys. I'll see you tonight. That's my morning. Now to go edit. They're good kids, you know? I know that it sucks to get up in the morning, but I bet someday I will look back and I'll wish that I could get up and take them to school. I know I'll miss it. Oh cool, my son left a waffle in the car. Awesome. No, no, no, no, no. I mean, the great thing about it is I can put it here. Here's a good spot for the waffle. Right there. Just keep a waffle there all the time. Chickie is our cleaner. Well, she's an awesome maid. Her first day is today, 8 a.m. She's not here yet. Oh, no, there, she's there. I knew it. She's always early. 7.56. Is that her? I'm taking my kid to a dance, that's all. Yeah, that's her. There she comes. Get ready. There she is. Thank you all so much. Buenas noches. How are you? What? Que bonita casa. Yeah, pretty house? Que bonita, yeah. So, these guys are asleep. Okay, go. You're not a chickie. Chickie, come on. No, no, one shot, one, one. What's up, everybody? Please hit like and subscribe. Tweet me at Jason Nash. Instagram at Jason Nash. Our today's shout out is Chloe. Yes, this is what it says. Yes, you are great. I agree without question. And I'm glad you said it to remind me how great you are because you know what sometimes people forget Thank you for retweeting this and supporting me I really appreciate it and that goes to all you other guys But I really appreciate is when I try new stuff you guys say you really like it I've been trying more lifestyle stuff just showing you my life. That's what today's episode was I have all kinds of footage today I looked at it. This is the best footage. So it's a very different episode. I know it's just me kind of going about my day I tried to make it entertaining. I try to make it funny. I hope it's okay Leave a comment and let me know what you thought of today's episode Especially because I've never done one like that before got a new family channel. It's linked in the description There'll be a new video there on Sunday check that out and go subscribe if you have it I'll have a new video tomorrow on Thursday reaction video with Brandon and Ryan. I that should be really fun We're gonna look at our old vines. Let's go see if David's got anything to add This is the third time I had to do the outro with David. So now I Again yeah, the card didn't