A GIRLFRIEND COULD FIX THIS

Hello, welcome to the show everybody. How are you? I'll put the glasses down so you see less of my face Oh Shane Dawson said to me yesterday to go you your vlogs are great You keep yourself out of the vlogs so no one can see your face. I was like, hmm. This is true Shane I really want to get our house together. We have a nice house here and I don't understand why we haven't done anything and I think it's pretty ridiculous I guess what I'll start with is my bedroom, which is just a feng shui nightmare But I've always been very messy as you can see I have some proof here. I'm just not a put-together person This is a coffee thing. This was a clean sweatshirt at 6 30 a.m. This morning I've gotta have my coffee. Don't even talk to me until I have my coffee. What's that? There's a warrant out for my arrest I don't want to hear it. Not until I have my coffee. I have a baby that I didn't know about. No, not yet Did you say there's the warrant out for my arrest first of all, why haven't we done anything That's a good point. All right. So what am I gonna do in here? I think I want a TV I don't know Depends what if I got a king-size bed and then like a day bed or like a pull-out couch that would look better And then where would this go that's all I can okay Um, it's a dead body it's picnic Hey, what's up guys? That's the thing is I don't know about anything. Could I paint this wall? Navy? Maybe? Yeah That would be dark. If you had all white walls and then you painted like one wall. What else get a lamp a Lamp. Yeah, and yeah, not not this. Yeah. No an actual lamp Where would I go to get that Bed Bath & Beyond? Yeah Yeah Uh-oh Brinks truck that always makes me nervous. The phone is at 5% It's getting the new Apple X soon Yeah, I know I bought it I should know just trying to do more blocks by myself because everyone seems really annoyed when I ask them I gotta get a cart. I should have never come here alone. Whoops I'm here alone Bed Bath & Beyond When Bed Bath & Beyond started they were like, all right, we're gonna have towels. We're gonna have sheets. Let's see. What else Oh anything we can think of This is the iRobot you saw that in that Will Smith movie, there's a bunch of bins This is for people who can't get their lives together these bins. They should come with a storage unit next to the freeway This is the cozy shop. It's ridiculous. Oh, it's so good. I was wrong. Oh awesome We have a cabana here in Vegas at the hotel. This is great. Oh, what the I really should go to living spaces But this is too far and good to see that it already Christmas in here. It's pretty cool We've got stockings for Jewish people Santa killed Christ and all but whatever Well, I didn't really get anything at Bed Bath & Beyond I mean, well, I got this but I didn't get anything from my room is what I mean Got the Target game. Maybe I can use this once we open it use the box as a nightstand I think I'll just say what we're all thinking Jason needs a woman in his life But that's sort of a cop-out, right? I mean that's sort of an old way of thinking a woman would do the house and stuff I mean, I think we can all agree in general women are better at eyeing things and making things look nice I just certainly don't have that. I remember my my aunt and uncle They're they're in their 70s and she still cooks for him. She serves him and he doesn't even have a job anymore I mean I saw that and I was like, yo, man I'm not sure what you're doing, but you're still getting that kind of service, huh? But I guess you know, that's the way that's the setup they've had for 40 years, you know, he would go out and work He would come home and she'd have you know, chicken stir-fry waiting for him, but I saw that I was there a couple months ago and he just sat down started eating and I was like, hey, man What did you do today? Maybe you check the sprinklers maybe Scott's home. Maybe I'll stick a camera in front of his face Good news is this bad boy. He's gonna serve as a little tripod Hi, my name is Jason Nash and I'm reading for the part of c-3po. Oh good heavens R2 What are you doing that foul language get rid of it R2 if we don't get to the other universe R2 The whole thing could explode heavens to mercatroid What's that? That can stop ya. Okay heavens to mercatroid. I just I know that wasn't in the script Yeah, I just threw that in there. This is a little improv. Oh C-3po. Yeah, I don't know the characters a truck driver. No, I know but I just thought it would be cool if he was three If he was if you talk like c-3po and he oh, I'll look at the sides All right. So now we're gonna move these beds. I'm pretty stoked about it Princeton I went to bed bath and beyond like you said, they don't have much furniture there. I Forgot about the lights. Yeah. Yeah, it's so far though, but I did get this. It's like a dart game see You like it I'm gonna play you're gonna play it right now Hi chicky You know what else is dope the dog carpet It's hard to take you seriously with lipstick on better it's good And a TV here television Yeah for Wyatt and Charlie nice nice Yes, so they could sit in here. It's good. No, okay. I like it a chicky here Todd here Todd yes tomorrow. We're going to New York in Boston. I'm very excited to spend time with you I'll be sitting in coach with you. You didn't get his first-class tickets. No, you and I don't need we have we have eggs Oh, okay. Well, you guys are gonna save my life. If the plane goes down. Yeah. Yeah, we're the guys Basically the firefighters. Yes. Hey Todd. I was thinking we've got another year in our place. Maybe we should decorate it Down there's not another year. Yeah, thank God We have one more year start from this month. Let's get some decor Smart I wonder if Scott will just move out though My he's talking about moving out and just leaving it Hello darkness, my old friend Wait, we're leaving it if they work most hot You just triggered that that's not a good thing. Oh, no He was saying he was just saying that he would like to not live there, but work out of there So get like a you know Scotties. What's wrong with living there? People at all hours You sound like a jealous ex-girlfriend. Okay guys, we're in New York. We're at the Q&A hotel, which is super fun We're here for our live show. It's quite the transition I know we were just in LA, but I'm blogging and Corinna's texting so we might not get out of this floor The scene in Goodfellas and he walks to the kitchen You're right, you're right Serve Corinna first Corinna gets to eat Well, anyways, I couldn't really get my place together cuz I had to go to New York Which is where I am now in New York City so I guess I should start looking for a girlfriend, but I Don't know I'm having so much damn fun Summer down won't you love I'm taking one for the team? Okay, what's up everybody we're in New York, thanks for watching the show, please hit like and subscribe all that jazz Please please subscribe. I needed the subscribers The Q&A hotel, which is awesome and we're here for our live shows in New York City and then we're on to Boston on Sunday I have to make an educated guess at how this outro is going to end Vine is life. You are the shout out. Thank you so much. And we'll see you guys on Monday. All right. Bye. 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