BOUNCE JOUSTING W/ BEST FRIEND & GIRLFRIEND

Ahhhhh! Ah ha ha ha ha! Hello, welcome to today's vlog. My name's Jason Nash. I'm 45 and I'm one of the older YouTubers. The oldest YouTuber. You can say that, I think there are some older people than me on YouTube. Have you heard of Granny Finnegan? 105 years old. I'm gonna have to verify that, I don't think that's correct. I made it up don't bother. Anyway, listen, guys, we have a great vlog for you today. I went and rented a bouncy house off of the internet. So enjoy as I invite the Antonian family, Tricia and David, over to my house for some bouncy jousting. Oh, and don't forget, come see us December 2nd in Northridge. Me and David are doing a live views podcast, there's meet and greets, and it's right in Los Angeles, in Northridge, California, about 20 minutes north on the 405. Head up there, it's gonna be dope. There's only a few seats left actually, John. I'd say there's only like 40 seats left. So come and see us. I think it's gonna be really fun. And because it's in LA, all our friends are gonna come out probably. You'll probably get to meet, probably get to see a bunch of some of the people that you see in the vlogs. Truth is, I got cocky, because just randomly John and I were like, let's get a mine, and the mine worked out great. And then John had another idea, which was the paintball idea. That worked out great. And then came up with this joust house idea, and I was like, it'll be great. Because everything's great. You know what I think it is? What? Bad luck, Tricia, over here. I wasn't involved in those other two skits. That's not true. I think so. I always get bad, you do. You make everything bad. You put the hat on the other day. I was like, this stinks so bad. You always put the hat. I love a hat. You should've brought John to Disneyland. Disney World. Why, so he could be miserable to everybody? Nope. Okay, all right, guys, I got a surprise for you. It's gonna be pretty great. It's the bounce house, so it's like, fun. How did you know? I know, I hear it. It's really loud. She gives it away every time. Yeah, I know. I heard it when we were driving up the driveway. So you're gonna come next month and do a big party. Yes. But she was asking if it's anyone's birthday, and she goes, next month? No, no, no one's birthday I can think of. So she goes, my birthday's next month. My birthday's literally in two weeks. What's the day? Show of hands. December 8th. And it's a Saturday. I'll do a party that day. December 8th? I think so, yeah. I think I can do it. Are you lying to me? Okay, now this is really California living right here. I can't, we can't, it's too loud. I can't hear you. Talk a little bit louder. Yeah. Speak up. California living right here. We got a bounce house. I still can't hear you. The Antonians are gonna jump on it now. You know what I'll do? I'll put subtitles underneath. That way they can understand what you're saying. All right, we got a great bounce house here. We had fun all day. Now the Antonians are gonna jump on it. Like this here. Wait, show me. Really? Yeah. Eat my dust! Okay, Johnny, you're up. It's really tiring. If you put it in front of you, like this. Ah! Oh God. Hold it! One sec, shut up. I'm trying to bounce. Okay, you ready? Sure. How are you? Ah! You're beautiful. Ah! Okay, one more point and you win. You have to go to it. Watch. I wanna bounce. This is the most exercise I got in 24 years. Jonah, aren't you 24 years old? I am 24. Okay, ready? Ah! Oh my God. I'm losing breath. I'm gonna throw up. Are you okay? Look, she's coming off! Oh, wow. This is the best outfit to wear on pedestal jumps. I so wish David would walk in with Kendall Jenner right now. I can't! Please, David, walk in with Kendall Jenner right now. Oh, yeah, you got it! Facing the wrong way. Please, I can't do it. Now we're gonna turn. Okay, nobody get hurt. Now we're gonna add the thing. Hold my hand. I gotta balance. Bounce. Balance. Grab that. That'll help you balance. Okay, and jump! And jump! Who's beat Trisha yet? I'm victorious. Wait, actually, I couldn't beat her. No way. Uh-oh. Okay, and joust! I can't believe it, I lost. This is a workout. And still, jousting champion! Okay, ready? Okay. Suzie's got a strategy here, which is just, stay standing. Go, go, go! Suzie's doing the rope-a-dope. She's hoping Trish tires herself out. I'm focused on my calves right now. Why is holding this thing making my heart beat so fast? Suzie, you gotta swing. Really? Go for her legs. Go for the legs. Trish is like, unbeatable. I'm waking the stomach up, my stomach up! You gotta keep going. Oh, sorry. This is the longest someone has stayed up, huh? Yeah. I'll finish your trick! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Almost there for a long time, though, right? Almost there for a really long time. Oh, no. Okay, go. This is for making me dress like Prince Eric. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Marie, can you get in this? Everybody, stand behind for the thumbnail. You're doing a good job. Ah! She stopped! Mom! I can't get up. That's it for today's vlog, guys. Hey, don't forget to buy my merch. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, give me that. What? That's actually, you're doing it much better. That's it for today's vlog. Thanks for watching. Follow me on Instagram, Twitter, and check out my merch. I'm on Twitter, I have new merch in my merch store. Vandroid.co. I don't ever plug my own merch. I only wear other people's merch because I don't like selling my merch. Buy Shane's merch. Love you guys. What's up, guys? Welcome to today's vlog. We got a really great vlog for you today. We rented a bouncing thing for the backyard. We thought it'd be a fun time, but nobody showed up because everybody was out late partying for Shane's vlog. I didn't sleep well this week, which is why I got bags under my eyes. I'm chewing nicotine gum. You should have like elephants and tigers in your backyard. That would look so cool. Them walking around. She said the same thing I said, which is like, this will get a ride. The Disneyland ride, the one that you go through in the water. Where do I get an elephant and a tiger? Go to India. I'm kidding. That's great. They're like three grand. Really? Yeah, Jonah and I looked into it. What? What about elephants? Didn't you look into an elephant? It was like three grand. Giraffe. Oh, giraffe. He said a giraffe is three. Giraffe will be so cool. They bring you, I said, what's the occasion? They're like, oh, it's just because we're coming over to the house. I know, I know, I know. You guys are doing that. Okay, you guys. You guys are so sweet. Like, she brought a wine. You're right, you guys. It's a cultural thing. It's an Armenian thing. But, like, going to their house is like, it's work. You know what I mean? So, I don't look at it that way. I'm like. If it's our first time coming over, it's like a first time thing. I know, but that's cool. I never bring you guys flowers. Like, if Jason and David, like, they come over like two, three times a week, it's like, they're friendly. Just, like, coming out. I know, but your mom said she liked flowers, and I told Jason, I'm like, we need to bring her flowers because we never bring you guys anything. All right, we'll start bringing stuff. No. Don't worry about it. We're great. I'll have a whole loaf of bread over. Try it. It's so good. Look how big this bread is. Mmm. That is good. Is everybody having a good time? We're having a really good time. You're having a good time at my house? John's been editing me for the last two months, so now he knows. That's pretty good. He does a good impression. And the chewing gum is signature Jason. Babe, you know me. He loves filming what Jason does. Like, his hand, too, like that. Yeah. You know what I mean? Ah. He'll do, like, random leans and stuff like that so he, like, rests his body on it and he's like super loud. Really? Oh, the gum. That's what I said. Every time I see Jason, he's always chewing gum, babe. Always. Oh, I'm gonna get some food. When I started working with Jason, I'd, like, find gum in random spots that he would have taken out of his mouth to eat and then he forgot to, like, chew it again. I remember when we were vining and I was like, you're like, hey, do you want this, like, coffee or whatever and you handed me a coffee and the lid had a piece of gum on the mouthpiece. And I was like, I'm not having this. I was like, I'm all right. Jason, I know you do that a lot, but it's one of the grossest things when people save their gums. It's so, when someone saves their gum, it's so gross, dude. It's like, it's so indescribable how gross it is. This coming from you, it must be really gross. I know he's coming full force. Two, three. One quick, like, split kick. Go. Oh, I think David was up first. Yeah. Okay. One to one. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Go. Oh, nice. Ha ha ha ha. Jason. Ha ha ha ha. Guys, I've been here brushing my teeth the entire time, which is great, but the enamel is coming off a little bit. Listen, thanks for watching the vlog. I love you guys. You are so kind to me watching this channel and keeping an old guy like me happy. Follow me on Instagram, at Jason Nash, Twitter, at Jason Nash, and my merch, fanjoy.co. This is Shane Dawson's merch. I gotta remember to put mine on, or go get Shane's merch too. Now back to my teeth brushing tutorial. So what you wanna do is, little circles right here, see, little circles, little circles. Oh, that's my chin. What do you think you're getting dentures? I already have them. These are. Oh. Yeah. They look good. They're nice, huh? Yeah, they look real. All right, I'm gonna take them off now. Have a good day. What's up, guys? It's your boy, Nick, over here. We're here with a box of pastries. We got the fruit tart, followed by the eclair cake. After that, we got the red velvet going on over here. Hey, can we put this in the vlog? I don't know if this is, I mean, you're talking about cakes. I'll do it better. Do you want me to do it better? No, no, no, I just think it's kind of a boring bit just talking about cakes. I mean, you can't do that boring. I'll talk louder. Jason's not even in this part of the vlog. Can I talk louder? No, I mean. Like, hey guys, we got cakes right here, and then eclair cakes. I can do it that way too. Any character you want. I can do voices, impressions. I'm gonna add it. It's fine. I know, I act. I act. What's your best impression? Maybe it'll make it in. Best impression I have? What do you want? Tell me, tell me what you want. I don't know. Can you do Kermit the Frog? Kermit the Frog? Yeah, I can do Kermit the Frog. What's up, guys? We got the cakes over here. Kermit, we got the. I don't think, Jonah, I don't think that's Kermit. I can do it. Kermit didn't work. How about like a De Niro? Let's do De Niro. I can do De Niro. Okay. Oh, what's up? What's up, guys? We got the. It's not. It's almost there. It's not De Niro. It can be there. No, let's Liam Neeson. Liam Neeson? Alright, that'll do. C'mon, it's out there. Yeah, it's a fun one. I don't know. Hey!