Telling Josh Peck About my Wife's....

We have a huge problem here at the house. What's huge mean? Well, Dean's breasts are getting bigger and bigger. What? I thought you said we could talk about this. No. No, I said we could do like a like a snapchat story or something. I didn't. Oh, so snapchats fine, but we can't talk about my wife's breasts on a on a pod. Something's going on. Huh? Yeah, they're just they're just growing. Won't stop growing for like two days. I wish but no, I am not. Did you take a test? I don't think I'm pregnant. I would feel it. Yeah, that happened to me. My breasts are getting big for a second. No, she hasn't been eating double cheeseburgers. Yeah, I know. I had that problem big breasts. I get it. Listen, I've had it been there done that I've seen my breasts get bigger by the week. Sometimes I look down. I'm like, wow, my breasts look huge. My breasts got so big for a second. I touched my breasts. I was like, wow, it I can really get off to this. Okay. The odd thing is, is she had a breast reduction? Okay, sadly and and and they've come back. It's grown back. I have a theory that you've been manifesting because it's a bit strange. It's the most like such a good problem to have speak it into existence. Yeah. Yeah, it's it's sucks. It sucks. It's a bad problem to have there. Is there a game plan? I mean, if I may ask and if you don't want to talk about it, Josh, like, is there a breast game plan? Suddenly, Josh's focus is over here. I'm happy to move on. I don't mind moving on from I mean, it is awkward to bring up your wife's breasts. I'm sorry. I did that. It's okay. Go ahead. Game plan. Is there some sort of intervention? Is there a specialist? Jason walks in just as a doctor. I heard your breasts are getting bigger. Will you do you? Are you? Will you be there for the doctor visit? Will you accompany Josh goes? Jason, I was thinking, maybe I should go with Naveen. Yeah, I'll go. I'll definitely will go. I was thinking about it. The doctor goes to give an exam, and just behind Naveen and Jason like. I was thinking really, really hard about it. But all three of us should go. No, I'd rather not. I want to, I want to shoot more content. You know, I'm off live. I'm done. I know. Congrats. Thanks. Is that because you were bullied by? Okay, gotcha. Was he getting part of it? You know, and I'll tell you something. I miss it. Do I miss it? Okay, let's because I kind of want to go back on. We're all interested. So here's what happened. So the so David was bringing the podcast back and we had this whole thing that we were going to be like, yeah, we're gonna we're gonna quit live. There was a whole piece that was going to be in the vlog. But then it ended up getting caught and it was like you quit live and I'll bring the podcast back. And that was like and what ended up in the vlog was just like him just being nice and bringing the podcast back. But we had a whole thing that we shot and and then so the podcast came back and I just made a decision. I was just like the problem the problem with streaming and you can probably attest to this is like it's I like doing it, but you can't you can't like create anything. Yeah, like if you spend six hours live streaming, there's no percolating. There's no like unless you're on like like, you know, when you come up with your skits, right? You kind of got to like walk around and like think about it, right? Or if you come up with anything, right? And I don't know. It's just it just ruined me and that's and I don't want to do that. I don't want to I want to be somebody that creates I want to be somebody that comes up with ideas or yeah, the hate. It wasn't because of the hate. Did that ever? It's because of Jason crying in the bathroom. Oh, I ******* hate these comments. Stop. It would affect me. Yeah. I got that ---- kills me, but he did it first. I'm sure there's the first couple days. I was like, this is bad. Yeah, but then after a while, it's like it just thinned out and I mean, they had a really good moderator atomic noodles and atomic noodles. The best. What is moderator mean? Moderator is somebody that sits the entire live and stamps out the hate and they work at Tick Tock. No, no, they're just your citizen. Hey, we did for free. Yeah. Oh my wow. Yeah, there's civilian. There's civilian civilian who sits and stamps it out and now we I had six or seven of them, but she was the number one. She was the main one and stamp it out. Like they report it right away. No, they didn't report it. They're just like someone comes in and they're like I want I want to I want to have sex with your wife, you know, somebody writes that gone so they have power you you give them power. Yeah of the chat. Yes. So speaking of I feel like we got in one of our worst quasi fights over the last month because I suggested that maybe you take Osempic and you were so angry with me. Okay. Yeah, we got into a big fight about that. I likely suggested that maybe I got triggered. I did. I didn't get mad. I'm on it. I do. I didn't talk to him for like two weeks. I'm on tris epitaph. I was I do the edge. I opened up my phone. Wait, are you us? Right? You know, yes, you and I you were sitting in the living room and you're like, hey, maybe you should shoot up Osempic. Yeah, I opened up my phone like 10 times within a two week span to text them and I'm like, no, I'm not gonna do it. I don't want to. Why did it bother you so much? I don't think I need to. I mean, it raises a great, great question. Like, are there going to be no more heavy people? Is everybody eventually gonna? So why are we talking about heavy people? Why? Because of health because of I've struggled with my weight all my life. We know you're still struggling with your way. Yeah, I know. I mean, well, actually, he is down a couple pounds and he has another way in on Friday. How much do you weigh? Looking amazing. I weigh a lot. I'm like, I weigh 211. Okay, cool. Where I just, my God, my God is the worst. I lost 16 pounds, 617 pounds the past two weeks. That's great. I'm 200. Now, you're only 200. Yeah, that's really good. He's five, four. Okay. Wait, why did it say you tell me what? So is it not okay to talk about heavy people? Like, no, it's fine. You sound like you, you sound like you have, you're standing up for heavy people right now. And I like that. Go ahead. No, no, I'm not signing up for heavy people. I definitely think like being fat is not cool sometimes because obviously I don't want to have, a heart attack. I don't want to like ******* get my leg chopped off and ----. Yeah, you're one of the most body positive people. I know. Yeah, it's true. Oh my God, you walk around with your shirt off all the time. Dude, when you get a girlfriend, you are insufferable and I love you. But like, I, you literally think you're friends with the rock. Okay, listen, I don't FaceTime you like from bed with his girlfriend. Be like, so bro. Sorry, sorry, babe. Quick business call. I'm like, I didn't see you and you know, and you know, he's flexing on the fact that he knows Josh Peck, right? That's a big part of it that you don't know at all. Actually, you're not. No, not at all. I don't, I, I just because he's been on TV and stuff, not really. He's like a cultural icon in for a lot of people who grew up with him. You don't call me. You don't call me shirtless and show off. We've never hung out like that. We hang out all the time. We've hung out. Oh my God, Joe, we've been around the world together. What are you talking about? I know, but like ours was like so much like, bickering and stuff. And like, we would always say, we're always bickering, not bickering, but like, you don't bicker with him. It's stick. Yeah. It's like, it's like we bro down. I went over to his house after the day after Thanksgiving and Susie made us leftovers and we just sat and ate and looked at each other. That's God. That's fine. I was like, that's real. And my son was there. Yeah, yeah, yeah.