Jeff Ruined Jason's Birthday

Slippy gummies Yeah, there's no like freaking out it's just like oh I'll watch that Oh movie from 1989 Yeah, you're someone's caught it I'll look on my phone Jason Nash is missing Amber it was a new shirt abduction. You stole that shirt from somebody Right, this is the one little piece of joy that I have when I came over He's he came in the shirt looks good. By the way, it does. Yeah, it looks really good. Naveen came in She came in she heard the ember alert. Everything's okay Everything's okay. Just a Naveen alert. You're fine. You're a member alert in two days Why why wouldn't you what in the world would be happening that you don't get amber alerts are you on a list? Yeah She said I'm the one person that could help. Yeah get in the car Jason. There's an amber alert. Well, so go ahead Yeah, this shirt. I just guessed when I came over that you know that you sniffed it out I mean, I never seen anybody sniff anything out And it was my I was so excited to put this shirt on for this podcast I got this and I got another ----. I never do this, but I was We went to home goods. Yeah, and there's an obvious of course, of course versus the home goods There's a Marshall's you are thrifty. They can't they can't have They can't not be a part. Yeah. No. Yeah, you couldn't have a home. You know, I have a Marshall's right next to it No, it's like a pizza and a Taco Bell Yep Okay, I won't go into it. No, we don't need to but anyways we go to home goods and I said if you know You know, yeah, I go to intervene. I go watch you run into home goods. I want to go to Marshall's Yeah, this woman can't let me I I no longer can shop on myself. You know it. She must come and she got so excited That I was gonna maybe dip dip into my stingy little wallet and buy something cuz it's my birthday tomorrow Yeah, right it's so So we go over there. Hey, pretty happy birthday. Thank you. Thank you so much. It's Mean so much. It's terrible. It's so many of them. It doesn't mean that much. It doesn't it doesn't mean anything I know it's the worst and I'm planning a birthday party tomorrow night and it is a ---- show. Oh ---- show I could care less. I almost don't want to have I'm sorry. We're not going You guys aren't going I know I said the invite I didn't do the five-day Everybody knows Jeff has a five-day rule, you know, I've been telling everybody about your five-day rule. Yeah, and they go they go I was ******* knock them in the face when they said it I go, you know, my friend Jeff He goes he needs five days to be invited. They go. Yeah. Yeah, it makes sense, right? Huh? It makes it You were close you were like four days you were like four days me. Yeah No, you sent us What's close? Yeah, I was I was close. I almost I missed it. I know but guess what? Well, what do you have? What do you have on Saturday night? You can't come to my birth just like it We have a dinner party that we know with other people You don't like any of those people. No, you know, I do like them I'd like you more. Okay, okay, but you know Maureen booked it like six weeks ago six weeks. Oh, yeah, maybe No occasion, that's how long it takes with older people sometimes. Oh my god make a plan Well, this is this is why I don't even want to go to a party. Oh my god. Yeah, just quick side note good we With this other couple we go do things with them a lot Yeah, I'm terrible with money and Benbo and all that stuff and we had failed to go to a play a couple months ago, right and Morning was bringing it up to me about how we how how we can't go think you think you told me about this No, you felt like you should pay for the tickets. Yeah Because you didn't go right right didn't know. Yeah, and they could they ask you to go? They couldn't go. Oh, they couldn't go and we we end up going anyway Um, I'm driving with Max in the car Max is home now So that this is a whole new world for me right now like 20 year old son He is he is my sidekick as much as he can be. Oh, I'm so jealous and we're in the car I would pay money to have Max hang out with me all day and then Does he want a job? Yeah, I'll give him a job. He can hang out with me all day. He needs a job. Huh? So He's in the car with me and I don't know what happened I think it was because I said Jason just wrote and then she's like no we have that dinner and then she Simultaneously was like, hey, can you Venmo blah blah blah cuz Maureen did not The world of M. Oh does not exist for Maureen. So I have to do all the Venmoing for the family So I'm driving and I'm like, yeah. Yeah, I can Venmo for the kids to everybody. I'm the Venmo Queen No one else knows in the family I get like that that when you're around Luddites like people that aren't good at tech and suddenly You're like a ******* genius. Yeah. Yeah, so I'm driving and I'm like, oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we can we can we can We can we're in Venmo and I'm like max We just open my Venmo because I'm driving and he's like he opens it and I didn't notice it apparently and he's like Oh so-and-so, oh my god you they requested $200 from you. Okay, that was for the play. Well for the people we're going to dinner with tomorrow night And I was like, oh, yeah, I never saw that it's in there for a couple weeks. Yeah I'm like, oh ---- and then more he's like You never paid them for the tickets we're going to dinner tomorrow night And I'm like, that's just we just pay them right now. She's like, I'm gonna have to write a thing We're gonna have to say sorry. Oh my god. It's like a whole thing. So you had max write it out. Yep Hey, you're right. He's a pretty good psychic. He just does what I say. Okay, so he wrote what did he write? He just wrote so sorry about this. Yeah, so sorry missed missed this request Which is fair, yeah, of course you did it's all good. Yeah. Uh, I did that but I am sorry. I am sorry I really wanted to go Yeah, you don't want to go like a ---- show it's a ---- show why People don't people don't write back and then people at the last minute want to bring people. Oh, yeah, it's like well No, there's only like a limited number of spots And then I know there's a bunch of people didn't respond that they're gonna respond tomorrow that I'm gonna have too many people And you're gonna have to do something about it. Well, no, it's just gonna like it's gonna be really expensive, right? Cuz it'll go over my allotted budget, but like I have one friend ------- I invited him and then he goes It doesn't respond. And so then they text me today. Hey birthday birthday tomorrow. I go. Yeah Yeah, and then he goes am I invited I go what? Yeah, I sent you the invite. Yeah Then I get him on the phone and I'm like, are you gonna come and he's like, well, where is it? And I'm like, it's on man. He's like, what time is it? And I told I told him where it was and he goes. Oh that place I go Yeah, don't come then. I got another friend He wants to know he wants to know who's going. Yeah, he wants anyone staging it He wants to be updated. Yeah a day later on when the as the RSVPs come in as to who said yes Wow Yeah Wow. Yeah I don't even want to go. You're not going. I'm not going You share the birthday party with you What you're going you're going the only reason I threw the damn birthday party except by you guys would go I wanted to go So what's gonna go on tomorrow night? What's the occasion just have a dinner party? Six weeks out this woman calls and she says we're gonna have a dinner party. Yeah on May 23rd Six weeks out. Yeah, and for no occasion for no special thing just to get back together and it's in a restaurant and she's How many people I don't? How many people I don't know six maybe four. I don't know six or four which one, you know exactly You're like my friend. You've got the load on you like who's gonna be there? I can't the problem was I can't cancel it and I know it's not It's not as I don't want you to cancel it. Yeah, but why can't you? It's a really good question. Hmm. Well, what would happen if you canceled it? It would just be the four do you I Don't think you really want to know all the answers. That's the thing My feelings. Yeah, it will It's not a consequential dinner What's consequential me? I know what it means, but like it's not it's not if we did cancel it Yeah, but they were if we had canceled it Earlier, they'd be like, okay. We'll reschedule. You're afraid of these people because you didn't pay the memo If you cancel now a little bit then the demo Just like well, what's gonna hurt my feelings go ahead tell me I can take it It's just dinner with other people. It has no nobody's birthday. It's not it's not a big deal, right? Right, but by someone's birthday is like I know Trump's just a regular old-fashioned dinner. I agree I'm just trying to hang on here. I'm trying to stay married, you know No, I get it. I get it already made plans. You got to go with me, you know, and I don't really care I'm just doing it for the clock So you wouldn't I mean you I would not we would not add anything to your dinner Like you have all these people that you know that are coming. How many people are coming to your dinner? Let's go that way. Let's go the other way Jay. Let's go to you like 18 Okay, so if Maureen and I did not show up, yeah, this would ruin the dinner. That's not the point the point Oh, it is. No, that's not the point The point is is I had already planned for you to sit next to me. Ah So then I and yeah move those seating. I don't care about anyone else, but you that's the problem I mean Naveen I care about but everyone else is coming. I don't right and I guess that's what it is It's like a lot of people are a town Yeah, and it's just it's gonna be fun and I'm grateful for the people that want to go but personally you want it to like You want a bumblebee there? Yeah, I was looking forward to Don't feel bad about it at all because ultimately I don't care. Okay. I really don't I really don't I could care less We will do other fun things Well, we're going out tonight. Yeah, we're going to dinner. Yeah, we're gonna go out tonight. Oh, you're saving me, too First of all, I'm sorry that Maureen's not come to dinner. I'm so happy Thank you so much because Maureen is having all the people From her class over tonight and there might be like ******* karaoke and they're all To be therapy. I think we go over there and I would just love to peek into that window. I would love it I would eat it up I would love to see the people that graduated in the class as I asked you over there in the kitchen before I started The podcast. Yeah, I don't know. I said this is kind of a sexist thing to say. I said all women Yeah, no, and you go. No, there's men in there. Oh, no for sure 11 people five women six. They all graduated. Yep. They all graduate and they're there They're therapists and they're gonna karaoke in your living room I don't know she what I would if I was a fly on the wall what I would love to see is Maureen Gets to the point of like everybody's loose and we had food and there's drinks and then she's like who wants to karaoke? and I just think that group would just like well, they would just Fade into the wallpaper. I don't think what why because there I want I saw their graduation. These people are not like outgoing. Oh Therapists. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they don't want they're not like worms, yeah Yeah, Jay Not a term anybody uses I didn't want to say nerd. Yeah Somebody somebody who said there's nothing wrong with a bookworm. Can I tell you something? I wish I could read I had to do last night. Yeah was Probably one of the hardest things that I have ever sat through in my life in my life. Oh, yeah, I've done a few things Yeah, tell me tell me it was June's thesis Yeah, and it's not just and I know I told you this before but it's not just that So she's her cinema class is 23 people and they're all graduating. They all had to do a thesis movie Yeah film so cool. And it was at vidiots idiots. Yeah, which is where Quentin Tarantino used to work. Is that right? I don't know if that's true I think you've maybe worked at the New Beverly where he owns it. Oh, it's a theater in Eagle Rock whatever. There's a big documentary about vidiots. Yeah, and it's and about and about You know how it was like the epicenter for film for a long time when people used to rent movies Okay, which is so it's so that's super cool that your daughter is playing her. Yeah 15-minute movie. Yeah Yeah, it's what 300 people. Yep, crazy easily 300 people So cool such a good experience for somebody at that age to have correct. Oh amazing. How did it go? Before you ---- all over it. I'm gonna ---- all over it's personal. How did it go for June? That's unbelievably great I mean, that's good. They we love that the reaction to her film. Yeah was the highlight of the entire great Except maybe the last film for a guy who worked on it for four years and his parents have a ton of money And he shot all around the world. Oh Sure, and it looked like had a big budget. It was insane. It was absolutely nice But June chose this is the thing 300 people. It was one of the safty kids Yeah, it was like so it's like a like the safty nuts like cousin. Yeah Okay Went around the world, huh? The he did he literally wrote a thing after that that none of this was stock footage There were like antelopes having babies in Africa in the movie, thank you. Oh really? Yeah But then after we're we're post post talking about it at home with June and she's like, come on There was some shots from space Like you think Alejandro went to space? stock footage He said no he put it in there. No, oh he oh he he really but June June was said the drone up June's movie was like it's Maureen in the movie. Okay, so here's the thing This is a lot and I can't I'm having a hard time all day. I'm still having a hard time. Okay, so June has only made narrative films She makes beautiful narrative films. Okay, she chose for her thesis. Yeah to make a documentary Yeah about our family going to more Maureen's mom's for Christmas. Oh, it's so good 15 minutes amazing of Us Maureen's mom's a hilarious and it's you guys want to try my box That's Maureen's joke that she always tells me. Yeah Yeah, she was that sushi and her dad and her dad couldn't decide what to get for sushi and then her Maureen's mom said Tom You should order my box last time. You ate all my box. You loved my box Try my box try my box. Oh my god last time you ate it all my box you ate it all up You loved my box. You couldn't stop eating my box. Yeah, that's great So we're going to her okay her house for Christmas and Maureen just and June decides to make a film. Yeah, and it is all no holds barred it is Ridic, I saw the first like string out. It was 100. It was like an hour and 45 minutes had to be 15 minutes Man and she made an amazing an amazing film great. It was bizarrely like Like a holiday movie. Yeah, because there was the main characters, which is Maureen and her mom Yeah, and which by the way afterwards I was laying in bed last night. I realized I was like, oh my god I had the best role. I had the best role. I was like this I had you know, like, you know, like I don't know Remember that's like terrible movie it's complicated with like With like yeah, Diane Keaton. No. Oh, that's the wrong movie the movie with Alec Baldwin and Anyway, I'm like John I'm like, yeah, I get him confused there Nancy Meyers movies I got all the man like occasionally a Nancy Miles Meyers movie will have like a guy who has no stakes and it's just like Really great. Hmm. Yeah No one with Alec Baldwin is Steve Martin Steve Martin out Baldwin Meryl Streep and John Krasinski is just like the the he gets married to Meryl Streep's daughter Yeah, and he has no stakes. Okay, it's like some great lines. Yeah, that was my role. Okay. Okay, so good Oh, yeah. Yeah killed it. No, but it was really hard. So imagine if you have a no-holds-barred like Pull back the curtain. This is my family 15-minute documentary. Yeah, and Max and June is somewhere else in the audience and Maureen and I are sitting in the audience with 300 people. Yeah, and it is crazy, like would there is Craziness going on. It's just like we're lamenting going to her mom's her mom Oh, the movie's crazy. The movie's crazy. Great. Great Tilly Maureen's mom Matilda is Just a such a character there was like a scene where she you know What a chime bowl is where you're like big bowl and you hit it with a thing and you're like, I want to do this So she she back up back up. Yeah, it's a chime bowl chime bowl. Okay, okay It's a chime bowl. Okay, she right and then she was giving instead of grace for Dinner on Christmas. She wanted to do it. She wanted a chime. Okay, everybody There's a video of us all sitting around which is a boing Wow and she's a real Northern Cal ship. Yeah. Oh my god Like a whole this is for Marie. Yeah, I didn't know she was like that. Oh a little hippie-dippie. Oh my god Okay. Oh, yeah. Okay. Okay. She always in early days She'd always be like who wants to get naked in the hot tub and I'm like nobody Nobody wants to get naked Wow. Yeah, you should go out there naked Some hurt she kept Tom let's go let's go naked. Oh, they used to go naked. Yeah, and we would all stay in the house Oh, wow. Yeah. Yeah, totally So we watch this movie. Yeah in front of 300 people. Yeah, like it is as Marines mom there No, no, and she's actually doesn't know about the film. Okay. I haven't seen it yet. Oh, okay Lawsuit. Yeah. No weird. We have a problem because she's coming for graduation and it was she like I gotta see the film Yeah, well she will because it was the hit of the ******* thesis. That's great. And at graduation everyone's gonna be like, oh, you're Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god. Imagine. Okay. Think of this the normal person. It's really funny Yeah, the normal person. Yeah has a fear of karaoke right at a public establishment, right? You have a fear of karaoke right going up in front of people and singing a song. Yeah There's a section in the film where Maureen made we all did karaoke on Christmas Eve like after dinner and cocktails yeah, and it just cuts to karaoke and Like Maureen is doing the go-go's this town and she's like on it. She is dropping the hammer Okay on this town. Mm-hmm, and then I cuts to me and I'm doing I ran by flock of seagulls I'm like, and I'm I'm singing to Maureen. Yeah, I had a couple martinis and I'm like I'm like literally like find a girl like you I'm like yelling Screaming and then okay, I literally the lyrics are on the phone I literally dropped the phone and she cuts like it's the most comedic. Oh, really? Yeah, and Max sings like imagine doing karaoke For some people and being being embarrassed imagine sitting in a theater of 300 people And karaoke comes up like and we're like in the audience like people we know so many people Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Had you seen the film before she's I had and I knew that it was gonna be a thing Yeah, so we were turning into your dad after people coming up. Oh, so this is what happened. Yeah, so I I Watched the we watched the film and it was like really hard to to sit through. Yeah, and it was point It was really beautiful. The reason why I was so good and I'll just not Gosh about my daughter. It's because Whether she understood it or not, and I think she did it's like, you know Like the holiday or like any holiday film any Christmas movie? Yeah, which is about family Yeah, she took those tenants from that move from that genre and she applied it to a documentary Oh, so it's about the conflict of her mom and her grandmother. All right, and how it will how it Bubbled up and how it was resolved. Oh, wow, and it was amazing really good. It was really amazing Really good. It was beautiful and amazing and so good but where I was left with like So well after her film there was like also do you had to sit through 11 13 more films after that, right? It's a total of 23 films. Yeah, so I went four hours four hours almost four. So like six to ten you were there Yep left at 10. Oh five Yeah, for real what you do for food Beer I'd be here. We're gonna bring it by vines and popcorn. You have anything. Did you eat when you got home? Yep ate when I got home Okay, so, uh, I got up a couple times to go to the bathroom because there's like two hours left in the thing Yeah, and I'm just people are stopping me out in the lobby like her documentary teacher another teacher People random people and some woman stopped Maureen and said that was amazing. She's like, oh, okay. Thank you And she goes I just have to ask you What's that real? It was like uproarious laughter, oh really? Oh my god, it was crazy Oh my god, and then we saw what you were saying before is so we get up It's over the pole film festivals over and we're it's like we gotta get out of here. Yeah, we gotta get out of here and we have max and We're leaving in June sitting somewhere else with your friends and I'm like in the lobby Because we sat in the back and I'm in the lobby and I'm like, oh ---- What about June and Maureen's like she's like grabbing my shirt and she's like Why did she want to leave so bad she did not was embarrassed She didn't want to see anybody and talk about it. Really? Yeah, and um, hmm, and I was like, hmm That means it film was really good The thing is I was like, what about June? Sure, I didn't know if she had a ride or anything like that. I'm like, no we gotta wait here for June We have to grab June. Yeah, congratulate June. She's like in the car where we'll do it in the car But didn't you want to hang out and like, you know, she get her accolades It was a school day. She was done. She wanted to go but the point was the point was That point started accusing me in the lobby of wanting She's like you want she's like you want to stay here. Oh, I hate when they do that Oh, yeah, and if he won't do that to me, she's like you'd love it. Yeah. Yeah. She's like you want the attention you want Jeff you want to stick around and have everybody tell you how funny you were That's what you want. It's a hundred percent. What happened? Yeah hundred person. You didn't really care I think at this age like I don't think either of us Care to I was thinking about it the other day. I was like There's no There's no joy that comes out of that. No, no, no, that's okay. That is a necessity of someone I think Younger who's learning how to find their voice and do things, right? They need something, right? Right, but I was so mad that she was accusing me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I we are going to the car Like I was like I doubled down on the car Just thanks back trying to get an agent out. Yeah, and she's like and then she's like she's like Well, somebody has to text June and I'm like, yeah, I'm going to the car. Yeah, I don't care how she gets Cuz I was like doubling down not wanting the accolades, yeah in retrospect I was like Don't make me say you did want the accolade don't make me say it god damn you brother It was a night and I I am still exhausted. Ah, that was last night. It was last night. So fun I know man, it was fun. She's I'm so impressed with her. I really yeah, I really am impressed with her I really could I see the movie? Yeah, I don't have it, but I'll get it for you. How could I see it? She's holding it tight to the vest. I was like, oh, you know what also Don't care what you bum gardener don't care about you, but She had to go through the process that we have both gone through which I love and it turned out great Yeah, it turned out great. I love my qualified thing. I'm qualifying so hard right now and I mean it I really mean it. Yeah, but I just had I had a personal conniption because she she was late in finishing her movie and she hadn't scored it and all the people in the Music program at school had already been hard at work scoring other people's films Yeah, and she couldn't find anybody to score it. And so she was like, do you think uncle Pete would do it? Yeah, it's like totally. Yeah, totally and Pete scored it. Okay, it was amazing Oh great, but she went through the Pete process, you know, like and it wasn't bad. It was great It was awesome, and I'm not seeing anything bad about that at all but I just have PTSD because we used to work with Pete and do a lot of things with Pete and I was like I had to be like Okay, go to that do that. We used to do a podcast with Jeff's brother. Yeah, it was great And we had a fight once this is all I remember I don't remember too much of all of it and granted he did so much he did and so tell we wouldn't wouldn't be able To have a podcast without him because Jeff and I did not do this is 2006 Yeah, the equipment is not where it is now No we were like if we were like we want to do a podcast and he was like he figured I could figure that out and we Were like you are like you're a superhero Like he was fed up I go into the house. I tell Marty I'm like, I don't want to do I can't ******* figure this ---- out Bring a podcast and then I swear to God and Pekin Pekin it probably attests to this or not And maybe we'll call him sometime, but I'm pretty sure like two days later. I just brought the equipment back Okay, we're rolling These are the things that I worried about when she was like, I'm gonna use uncle Pete to to score it but very talented and very talented and then he probably loved it like if I had a Niece or nephew if I could do that for them. That's like that's like the greatest thing I think he did love it. And yeah, it was very good He did simple music and was so good and I was very anyway, it was great But I just had it was my own ---- that I was like, oh you're gonna use Pete like oh like from those things So all that stuff. Okay, and I I just literally have been a puddle since last night a puddle. What do you mean crying? Just exhausted. Yeah, you why have you ever? You gotta you have I have not watched myself in front of 300 people. Oh Played well, at least they should go and getting laughs up there. Apparently it was fake. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, it was crazy. I really want to see it. Oh my god. It was crazy. There's no link, right? No, I have to come over to the house and no she sit in front of the TV It's one of those things your kids do because I was like, hey, did you send it to Pete? And she's like at first she's like no I have to do that. I was like, okay, you gotta you gotta get it to be you know, yeah, and he had seen cuts cuz he was Scoring it and then and then I was like when you send it to Pete though the final thing Can you send it to me too? And she's totally and then yeah last night. I was like, hey wait You sent it to Pete right and she's like, yeah, and I was like not to me Sorry, I will And everybody will tell me like Don't post this Like like I'm the kid, you know, yeah, don't put this on the internet. Yeah, you know like yeah And then I'll and then there's so many times we're all I'll call him and I'll be like We should put this on SoundCloud. I mean, this is really good. It's so good. Yeah No, no, not yet. No, no, no, no, no, please. Please. Don't do that. Okay. Okay, we won't I'll wait Wow, well good story ------- hey, do you do you want to talk anything about your trip? Oh dad the most amazing time my oh The lamenting was for not I lamented I I feel terrible that I bet your ear about it Oh, I feel terrible. Not my ear all the all the five people that listen this. Yeah about that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I Feel terrible. It was so fun. The greatest trip of my life. Did you get Hanta virus got the Hanta? Oh good But You're safe now. I'm good. Yeah. Yeah, you're a doctor You're a doctor, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I saw that doctor on the hike again today you did. Yeah, were you running hard? Oh, yeah, I was running so hard. So I'm in the same spot. Do you see anything bad? Yeah Yeah, I didn't say anything to me this time. He'd give it up on me. Really? Yeah, I think he noticed me He was like, hey do what you want. You should have been like in your face doc. Yeah Yeah, well, I could have but I didn't but yeah, and I had the best time Yeah, it was like it's hard to talk about cuz it's like I was on a yacht So it's just like what you have no concept you you can't even first of all you get on there The bedrooms are really nice. It's three meals a day. The food's really good. You're traveling through the Croatian Sea, it's beautiful. There's mountains all over Also the group that I go with on these trips with They're all young and they like don't they go out at night. Mm-hmm. So a lot of the day is like that's fun. Mm-hmm, but then They're like we're going out tonight and they're going out. It's like, you know, they leave it like 1130. Oh god Yeah, like they they go out late. Yeah, they'll be out to like 6 in the morning and Naveen's actually doesn't like to do that Oh, so we usually just go home. Hey Jay, that's how you know Yeah, no, you're she's the one she's the one and so but on this trip They couldn't go anywhere. Oh So it was like class it was just so fun if you like, oh They they're not going to the club tonight. Yeah, they're we're gonna held hostage with you. Yeah, they're gonna play imposter We're gonna like everything imposter Yeah, that's so good. Yeah, and so you played games and play games had some fun Just finally turn into old people. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they were forced to yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and you said stuff like you don't know What dial-up is? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, but playing imposter my imposter references. Yeah first. Yeah, because I think I said something like I They got so mad at me. I said like Hitler's wife Mm-hmm Yeah But it was really cool because it would be like you would wake up Wake up, you know awesome do a little workout and do a podcast Then at 12, they'd put out like the inflatables, you know And they would park somewhere and like maybe like 12 feet of water take the jet ski out ******* amazing Then have lunch at 2 30 then every day at 3 o'clock. The little boat would take you to a new town And you would go to the town and yeah A lot of people didn't want to go but why but Naveen and I are like first of all, let's get some steps Let's get off this boat for a couple hours. Yeah It's just like ******* amazing. It's like what do people do there? Yeah, do they know in the town? well, the first town was called starry grad and it's like one of the oldest towns in Europe and it was It's pretty it was pretty barren. There wasn't like too much going on there. There's a got a good coffee You know had a little lunch, you know, it wasn't much then the next day. We went to a different Town and it was like Newport Beach. It was just like restaurants and a dayclub and it was just Amazing. It was just like and then everything was great. And then we were coming home and We only had an hour and a half even be asking this hour and a half for a connection and an international flight is okay I think that's enough time. It depends but I could be cutting it close cutting it close. Yeah, no, we missed it No, then we got stuck in London. Yeah for one night. We had to stay in London one night. Where'd you stay Max's house? No, we stayed at the I took the free hotel at the airline sure and so then I stay out by the hotel Did you go into London because we went into we stayed out by the hotel? But we went into London to meet our friends and London is ******* Insane. Yeah, it's on another level. Yeah, it's on another level. It's like civilized, New York Yeah, hey, I couldn't believe it. I couldn't believe all the people I couldn't be how much fun everyone is having I couldn't believe like Mm-hmm. You've walked by these like little pubs. They look like movie sets. Yeah all lit up We went to a restaurant called Zuma in London. It was a sushi place We were supposed to I really wanted to get Indian food. You should call max He knows all the places. Oh, but he was there, right? No, but he would just tell you he would just tell you where We just didn't have that much time. We literally had 12 hours there Indian food. You gotta go I know and and I really wanted to and then I had to make a choice of like Am I gonna go to the Indian food what I want to do or am I gonna go hang with everybody? What part of town were you in? Oh All right. Oh, I know where I was. I was like See Kensington Gardens. Sure Kensington. Yeah, we went through there. I think was somewhere somewhere around there. I went by the peninsula. Mm-hmm but then we were coming home and 12 12-hour flight home and it was really rough and Naveen lost her mind at the end She was like she was saying like she was saying crazy things on the plane. Really? Yeah, she was like We're flying home. She goes. She's not getting our bags What do you mean? She's not getting him again. I'm not getting the bags. I'm not getting them and I go. Oh Okay. What do you mean? She's like I can't I can't I can't get the bags and I'm like She's saying this on the plane as we're landing. I'm like, okay I'm pretty good. Now. I don't I don't I don't bite, you know, like I don't ever I don't take the baby don't get in. I don't take the bait. I do. No, I don't take the bait Yeah, I just go. Okay. Yeah like that and she keeps saying it and So then we get we're going through customs She gets pulled over cuz you know Her maiden names the booze a knob. Yeah For whatever reason maybe because she's like born in Lebanon shows gets pulled over. Sure, or maybe they're just racist Yeah, probably if she gets pulled over I'm waiting for I think my appendix burst. She's like, I'm not getting the not getting the bags. I'm going into the uber. Yeah, I want I'm going home I don't care. I'll leave you here So we just left you slept without your bags Really? Really because she thought because this the plane the the the ticket was so messed up and we had to like we missed the connecting Flight she was sure that the bags wouldn't be on there and she was so sick That we so anyways we drove home and then of course the next day she's like the bags came in She's like we have to go back to the airport So 430 in the morning we went this morning really? Oh, you must be pooped. I'm so pooped. I bet yeah and yeah, I just I just had a nice time and and I'm trying to You gotta learn from that you were so trying to learn from you're lamenting that so much Yeah, I guess it's just a thing of like not it's really just the flying and and the pressure to like I You know what? It is. It's like nothing is really a vacation Sure for me. Sure. There's no it's I it's still work. Mm-hmm, you know, so you have to you know There's a lot I was on the boat like trying to like think of skits and like I was shooting skits and trying to shoot brand deals that I have and But but it wasn't it was amazing and it's really it's really weird to tell someone you're on a yacht Yeah, yeah, it's weird tip. It's weird to lament about going on a yacht. That's what I was getting at last week That's like oh you're going on a yacht. Yeah, I know and you were good You're like I try not to act like this is like I'm trying to be better about yeah It's great. Yeah, you you went your work was you went to Croatia? Got on the yacht went to small towns. Every time you say yeah, it's just like yeah Yeah, what are you talking about? Yeah No, I mean the Larry David of all this you your wife was like, I'm not getting the bags, right? Right. Yeah, they'll just did she think they just bring them to you like later. No, she just didn't think they were there Just she's like, oh they like they didn't make it They didn't second flight which which was a sort of a reasonable thought because when she asked the guy he's like There's no bags on this ticket. It's anything coming up. That's super exciting. Just this shirt that shirt. It's exciting Yeah, I so I'm really happy for myself that I called you out on What did you think when you saw it? I was like, oh Jay got a new shirt That's the first thing I thought Jay got a new shirt like today. I thought it was today Maybe I show you one more. Yeah Get in here Everybody Jay's going to get a shirt. This is where we're out on the podcast. Okay, he's got it in a bag. He's gonna try Marsh everything I got it Mars. Yeah, including this shirt. Yeah. All right By the way Marshall's is ******* expensive. Well the first thing on the top of the home goods peg, which I thought was home goods I was like, well, you didn't get dried dried pineapple there You don't know that Marshall's and home goods has snacks if you you didn't know that I didn't know that Marshall's I I I really feel bad about saying this but I do not go to Marshall's Yes Snoot is a boot. Are you are you a buck mason only guy? No Yes, we have talked about buck mason. I I didn't know that I'm wearing a buck mason shirt. I've had it for 10 years Believable the snooty Eastside bullshit. They you are portraying Tomorrow night's dinner. I you got to send me a snippet of the conversation tomorrow night Imagine it could be Eddie as good as what's been going on I would like to sue you but I would like to say that in this I know I'm gonna get ---- for this I just don't I do not shop at places like that because I feel like the ---- is cheap Er, yeah for sure and you can wear it. It's nice, but it also is made it's fat It's borderline or is fast fashion. It's Tommy Hilfiger Tommy Hilfiger makes fast fashion now. Hey ******* guess what? You think I'm gonna get a rash from this shirt, no, it's just I mean I get you'd be like the people that make it Marginalized So it's like cheaply cheaply made now and even like this shirt No, because it was made in the US from 10 years ago, and I'm not being a dick. I'm just saying. Oh my god I'm gonna be researching buck mason all weekend long and I'm gonna see where their factories are Guarantee you have change they got a little five-year-old putting those buttons on I have Not bought things recently because they have changed but my point is Okay, I'm gonna just I'm gonna put it like this yeah this boot I'm wearing a boot it's a nice boot It's a nice boot. It's a red wing boot. I've had it. It's a red wing red wing boot. Okay, I've had it for eight years It's just breaking in good now. I'll have this boot for the next 25 years. Okay, it's a $300 but but if you buy a boot at Marshall's, yeah for 60 bucks Yeah, you're gonna buy six more eight more ten more of those boots over those years. I just Feel that when I go to Zara and H&M, yeah, you wear it once and then you can't yeah. Yeah, it's bad It's not yeah H&M is really bad. Oh, oh my god before we get to the bad Yeah Very I didn't make it very quick max. We talked about it last week. He got home. He wants to exercise. He wants to do no Sure. Did he ever go with you? Yeah. Oh, yeah, we've been good. You went we've been going. Oh great and And it's driving me crazy on so many levels like my time is but I love it I love doing stuff with him and I'm actually drove like I ******* drove to work the other day the first time we did a Real thing and I was like on cloud nine like just doing it. It was really great It is still challenging that I'm like, is he getting out the door on time? It's been a challenge 1797 it's a big challenge. Okay, the big problem is is like he decided to ship home all these clothes Not that he has a lot of workout clothes. Yeah, like I I'm constantly out of out of I'm just constantly out of Shorts cuz he's like every morning. He's like Baba. Do you have a pair of shorts, you know? And so I like we can't keep up with the laundry because I only have a two people going to the gym now Yeah, and I don't have 20 pairs of shorts. No, I don't sure cuz you don't believe in fast fashion I don't and so anyway, I can I I and this might be bordering coming Lately I buy Wari shorts, right Wari shorts as well again Wari Oh Wari. Yeah Who are those of my shorts? I have six pairs of Wari short My god, you're going to worry and buying stuff, but I buy them when they're on sale So they're not 68 bucks like 40 bucks. Okay. Okay. So anyway, so we're we're working out all week Yeah, and it's been great split. I will talk about that It's been really an interesting time to work out with my son, but we're doing it and so after like three days I'm like I go to bar and I go I can't do it. I can't do it. He's taking all my shorts It's taking all my shorts. I can't and she's cuz Maureen's such a hound. She's like, hold on On the computer and she's great on the computer. No, so good. She finds I'm getting it She's like I found the those and she says the name wrong voo voo re yeah, you know shorts and she's like They're you know, they're on sale, but only this like what like a sea moss color is the only it's on sale I don't give a ---- see moss like green sea green. Yeah Light green light green with like a white trim. Not bad. Not bad. I didn't mind at all. I'm like great she's like I'll get one for you and one for max and then And she's like he's like do you have any shorts and I'm like And they keep the same short So you guys return we were twins at the gym. Yeah, he was so he was like I he was not happy I didn't like that Well, I Totally can see that. Yeah, but I was like he likes to dress as twins buck up. We're gonna work out We're down on we're down on floor one. No one's down there. No one's gonna see it. Okay, so he does the whole workout with you Yep Yep, okay. It's been hard, right? It's when he's new to it. Yeah, he's got to get into it. Yeah it every day Yeah, it's been really fun. It's been really fun. Yeah, his dedication is Is impressing me? Okay. All right. So so no on the Tommy Hilfiger polo that yeah, totally. Yes Marshall's This is Marshall. It looks great. It looks great I just grabbed Jeff grabbed the polo before he was making fun of me and he goes total snootville Let me see that right there and I go what what what what what and I go I know it's it's What brand is on my go Tommy Hilfiger and then I thought he's gonna be like Tommy Hilfiger is a racist It's like I got really self-conscious Then he just goes oh, I thought it was a French brand Riviera blonde or something. I forget and I was like, no, it's not a French brand It's just Tommy Hilfiger because I have a I don't wear polos, but I have one. Why don't you wear polos? They don't look good. I don't look good on me. Really? Yeah, what do you mean? They don't look good on you It just you know everybody. No, it doesn't look good on everybody. Yeah, you have to put it on some I'm gonna put my French polo on for next pod. Okay, I'll wear it for next pod What do you look like? It looks like too tight. Yeah, it just doesn't fit right? Okay. All right Okay, so you're in Marshall's is home goods bag. Oh, yeah, it's bag everybody bigger. It's from Marshall's. Hold on Home goods bag. All right. Here's the other thing that happens. It's like going away going to Marshall's. I go. Yeah. Yeah Great Then I feel this like inordinate pressure to buy something that she suggests. Oh, is that what that's The jeans the jeans I wanted okay the jeans you wanted, okay Okay. All right your frame Frame. Yeah, Naveen says they're like $300 jeans. Oh, wow, but I don't know. Well, they are They're a light jean. Yeah, this is my birthday outfit tomorrow night But this and this shirt and that is your birthday outfit tomorrow. Yeah. Yeah, actually, I might just wear it tonight And tomorrow night, but you're gonna you're gonna wear that shirt tomorrow night. Yeah And you're wearing it tonight. Yeah Really? Yeah, I don't care. I just doubled up. Wow. Yeah, I don't I got I got to be more of a person There's no smell tomorrow No still smells new. It might smell by tomorrow. You're lucky if I did a whole podcast with you My shirt stinks really? Yeah. Okay, and then go in there and get the last thing. Okay, this is the thing I'm scared. Okay, go ahead. It's okay. Be 100% honest. You've already hurt my feelings. Why not come in my birthday party This is like is this like a swinger shirt or what? Hold pineapple on the door Really that you can pull this up I can never win. Yeah, I mean You mean was like you got to get it and I was like, all right, I'll get it Yeah, but they ended up spending $134 at Marshall's when I could have probably gone to Buck Mesa Yeah, and had a clean conscience and And not having some funny I'm gonna go with an idea that this is like this might be a little like This when you go when you when you go shopping and you put it up Do you put up just too lazy to go? Did you try it on? Yeah, did you try the jeans? I don't try stuff on you. Don't I can't I can't do that. I can't chase a Nash. I can't Do you have no idea how this fits? No idea and that's everything but I mean it was like $13 It doesn't it's not good at all. Maybe I'll just take it back. I know but then she has to go back Yeah, I know but it took to walk back into Marshall's get a number get a ticket try stuff on and then The time of like what do you think? That's the whole point No, I think that's absolute torture really is the most torturous thing in life I just buy it if it's good. It's good. If it's not it's not that's like we'll take it back if it doesn't fit I mean, I I'm fine. You're speechless. I'm speechless because you didn't try it on I don't know because I know you like to go to Buck Mason and get a little scotch and have a little yeah dressing Yeah, and talk about it with the people who work there Only trying to like you come out and they're like that looks really good. I hate that. Oh, yeah, I hate that Really good on you Wow, that's the worst and then what do you think of the pineapple? Snacks, I mean, I think it's all suggestive that you think the whole place is like an upside-down pineapple and then you buy pineapple Don't worry we're not doing any swinging over here. All right, well that was like Oh, I'm fine with this. I just wouldn't buy it at Marshall's. Yeah, but like you ever have drizzle issues No, you've never had drizzle issue. You brought it up on the podcast. Hey, you get it at Marshall's like half price. I Love saving money. I love it. I love it. You do CBS Awards. Nope. Oh my god I know you go to CBS. Nope, just Maureen. Nope. What do you Walgreens? What do you mean for what pharmacy? Where do you go, where do you go for like you need like paper towels toilet paper and we get it We must go we like found things online that deliver it like every two months. Oh So it just comes eliminated, oh, yeah But sometimes it's like more and I'll be like when you put this box of toilet paper in the garage and I gotta cancel that But what do you mean? Cuz too much is coming. Oh, yeah. Yeah the save and subscribe. Yeah. No, thank you I know it's the biggest Biggest scam. I know I mean I got calm water coming out my ass. I've got 48 bottles of Mountain Valley sparkling in front of my house the big bottles It's unbelievable that they do that. I know you know what I I I haven't put my finger on it But I'm gonna get back to you on what it feels like. What does that feel like? It feels like you were being I feel I feel I feel like I'm out of control. It's like yes, you come home It's Presto. I think it's the company Presto. I come home. There's a giant box of Presto It's either paper paper towels or toilet paper and I'm like another ******* we're getting fucked by Presto. Yeah Presto No, I don't do that press. No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, you know what anyone else piss me off. Mm-hmm ******* lime scooters Oh, yeah, I'm done. Oh, did they leave them in front of my house? Oh, they leave them everywhere What a crazy thing that they just said, okay, we're gonna the city allows in lime scooters Everybody rides it once. Yeah ******* dumps it in front of your house like I'm done with that. Yeah It's like a damn Swiss Army knife. Yeah to ride. Oh, yeah, I can't believe it And so they're they're all in front of houses ******* lime scooters, and I don't live I Don't I don't know who's gonna take the lime scooter back. They're just littered everywhere. Well, they know where they are They're supposed to come get them, but it's bullshit that they can have like a tracker on them Yeah, that was that was my uh, my idea for uh, I was like what this is a terrible idea my idea when I'm like 66 yeah, I'm gonna just get a pickup truck and you know work for lime and just like bring the batteries around and replace the Batteries like for three hours a day four hours a day like just yeah, no stress job It's a that's a that's a good job in like Santa Rosa. Yeah, not here. Oh, I'm not gonna be here Yeah, I'm getting out of LA. I'm getting out of here. You guys are probably go up north. All right, God I hope get out of California. I Don't want to I can't leave a coast. I have to be on the coast. I Have to be on a coast folks All right. I'm sure we're way over. Yeah, we're we're way over All right. Well, we had one more thing to say. Yeah, ****. What was it? What was it? I don't know. I can't remember Well, listen this has been a podcast we've revealed a lot about ourselves. Oh, I know what I wanted to say There's the last thing I'll say I was walking out the door yesterday. Yeah, and do I had this thought some years hurt? Some years hurt some years hurt. I was walking out the door yesterday and it means if she's so sweet She's like really excited about my birthday. She makes me feel good about it She was really nice and she's just like we're like turning the key and she just goes 53 And I was like it ******* leveled me. Yeah, I was like Yeah, oh yeah, I know yeah and for said and I was 52 last year and that was no problem No big deal. Yeah, I was like 52 50. It was like 50 hurt. Yeah, 51 didn't hurt. Yeah, 52 didn't hurt 53 I know I mean, I'm telling you man. I'm ready for that lime scooter job I'm ready. All right, we're going out to dinner. Let's go. Oh, we're over an hour Well, you guys got an over-an-hour podcast today Jeff come on in here and give me a nice thumbnail with that gorgeous face We got a thumbnail Do it do it without the mic. You're gonna smile I don't like smiling you have to get your whole head in the thing or else your head will be cropped up I got this guy doesn't know how to take a thumbnail. I need a haircut No, you don't need a thumb and look at me. Look at me got that but Jeff your head is cut off I think your chair is a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Okay. All right. Bye guys Stay lit nice