What's up? We're in Scott's house right now.
He has no idea.
Guys, I gotta get my food from the front door real quick
before you film whatever it is you're filming.
Also, Alice is trying on my pants.
These are too tight, so please don't look at me.
I'll be right back.
Sure thing, Scott.
He's not in a good mood. Are you sure you want to do this?
Okay. Maybe this is the best day to do this.
Why are you doing this?
I bought my house, right? It's great.
The kids love it. It is not the best for YouTubing.
I find myself there a lot, not knowing what to do.
There's no space.
How do you feel when you're there?
Alone and lonely. Sad.
Joe devised a really great plan,
which was for me to move into the back house.
There. Keep my house.
When I have the kids, the kids will always be there.
The kids will never be here.
But today, we're going to pitch Scott on me
moving in officially.
This is real?
This is real.
This is actually real?
This is actually real.
Not clickbait, not a joke.
I'll be living here three, four nights a week
when my kids aren't with me.
And you'll be filming with...
I'll be filming with the main man, the main daddy, Scott.
What was your best living situation you ever had?
When I lived with Scott.
Why?
He bought all the water in the house.
He would do crazy things, like post-made Apple Watches.
Here he comes.
And he was always, always in a good mood.
All right. Let's get this over with.
Scott.
Hey.
How are you, my man?
Not good, but...
What's wrong?
Not bad.
I just can't film anything.
I can't get any, like, good ideas or bits to film.
Nobody seems to want to, like, film with me.
So I'm just...
What is it?
You're not just saying that, right?
I'm not just saying that.
I'm having such a hard time.
And I wanted to prank the neighbor kids
when they come over in Ding Dong Ditch
and you dress up in a gorilla suit and surprise them,
but the neighbor kids are out of town right now.
I love that idea.
Scott, Joe and I,
Joe and Jason Industries,
Joe came up with a great idea.
What if I told you,
today your life is gonna change?
I would love that.
There's a lot of change in my life.
Scott, Joe and I have come up with a business plan
that we want to show you.
Come over here and sit down.
Oh, where'd the jeans go?
Took them off. They were too tight.
They were way too tight.
Scott, as you know,
I bought my house last year.
Oh, yeah.
It's a wonderful little place.
The kids love it.
They really, really love it.
I...
Me, not so much.
I like it.
I like the house,
but it is not good for YouTube.
So that's why I'm here today
to propose
that Jason
moves in
with Scott.
Is this for real?
This is for real.
Because one time you came over
and filmed a bit about moving into a house
and it looked like totally weird
when you put it up on YouTube.
I know.
This is for total real.
Jason moves in with Scott.
I'd be happy with that room
or the guest house.
And I'd be living here
three to four nights a week.
Keep going.
I mean, he's into it, yeah.
We have the pros.
Scott's channel.
Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down.
Okay, yeah.
We changed the dynamic around here.
Could ruin what I have going on
with my two roommates.
Could ruin.
I know you've got a great three thing
going on with Jay and Jack.
Let's be honest.
Jay's really into just CBD.
He doesn't really care to film.
Not like me.
I mean, I love CBD, too.
Check it out.
Link to Jason's subscription below.
Icbdoils.co.
Jason's channel.
Down, down, down, down, down, down.
Why do you think that your channel
would go down in views
because you were living with me?
Is it because of...
No, I'm saying right now.
Oh.
Views are down.
You put it under pros
and that doesn't make any sense
whatsoever.
It makes no sense
and that's why you're going to be
a great roommate once again.
Jason and Scott equals views all.
Huh?
This is true.
Jason loves Scott's music.
We'll tell Scott that new song is great
even if it's not.
You have done that quite a few times.
Scott hit three million four times.
I did.
I'm about to go back to 2.9 again today.
I'm here to tell you, Scott,
I want the celebration to stop.
I want to put you way over three million
so you never look back.
Scott, that's my business plan.
I'll offer you $179 a month for that room.
$179 a month for three to four nights a week.
You know, I used to have another roommate
that was doing it three nights a week.
How much was he paying?
$500 a month.
Woo!
I'll see you at $500.
We were going to tell him we needed $1,000.
Hey, man.
What do you think?
Offer him two.
Two grand?
I'll give you $1,000 a month to live here
three nights a week
and to be in all your videos.
Okay.
Whoa!
This is happening.
Wait, is this real?
Yeah.
I can't tell if this is real or not.
It's 100% real.
I was sitting with Joe last night.
I'm like, I'm going to get a house
and he's like, yeah, but with who?
And I was like, well,
if Jeff and Jonah weren't living in that apartment,
I would maybe buy a room there.
And then Joe was like,
why don't you just move in to Scott's?
And I was like, oh, my God.
That's a great idea.
Well, we obviously have to talk to
the other renter here.
Yeah.
Yeah, we do.
We have to speak with Jay.
But I mean, you make all the decisions for Jay.
And Scott, the best part,
the best part of this union.
If Jay says it's okay,
how good will it feel
when Todd comes over
and your main man, Jay,
has taken Todd's place?
Dude, literally yesterday,
he called me a couple of times.
He was drinking.
He called me.
I didn't answer.
And then he texted me.
He's like, yo, should we live together or what?
I love it.
And then I didn't respond for five minutes.
And he said, okay, never mind.
You come over with the proposal
to move into my house.
An actual plan.
Well, not really a plan.
You kind of just like.
I think Jay's Todd's plan
would have been the same thing.
Like, hey, I could move in.
Yeah.
That's the plan.
Hey, hey, I'll be Todd
and I'm living with you.
Ask me if I want to film.
Yo, Todd, you want to film?
Not right now.
I got to go to cryo with Jeff.
What about after that?
I have piano at two
and then guitar at four.
And then I have the oboe at five.
And now I'll be Jason.
Okay.
Jason, you want to film?
Yeah, dude.
Let's go.
Hell yeah.
You're the one for sure.
Should we go?
Should we tell Jay?
I'll let you run the proposal.
Come on in.
I heard my name.
Oh, Jay.
What's up?
I heard my name.
Jay.
What should I say?
Joe, what have you done?
Just listen, Jay.
Jay's moving in.
Scott, come on.
There's no build up.
But I brought a business plan.
Jason moves in with Scott.
Bro, Scott's channel goes down.
Jason's channel goes up.
Jason plus Scott views go up.
Bellingham, Scott, and Jason equals fun.
Jason loves Scott's music.
Oh, we'll tell Scott that new song is great
even if not.
That's my job.
Scott hit three million four times.
I want the celebration to stop.
That's really good.
Yeah, I fully support this.
Really?
You want my room or should we?
No, no.
I'll take any room.
The couch is fine.
Go ahead.
We'll take the couch
if you want me on the couch.
You're in the center of it all.
Yeah, great.
I'll be on the couch
having my camera ready.
This worked out.
What's crazy about this
is this is not
I'm joking.
Let me come in here and film
me maybe moving into your house.
This is a...
Dude, I actually think
it would be a great idea
to move into your place.
We could make content together.
It would be a lot of fun.
I'm in it four nights a week.
Jay's like,
didn't we do this
a couple weeks ago?
I'll keep my house.
My kids will stay there.
And then I'll stay here
three nights a week.
This is real, right?
100% real.
Okay, well,
Scott and Jay are talking.
They're going to give me an answer
by tomorrow,
so stay tuned on the vlog.
If you guys want me to move in,
maybe go to Scott's channel right now
and just say,
hey, let Jason move in
because he's really thinking about it.
And, you know,
if you're Todd, I'm sorry.
All right, well, we're going to go.
Let you continue your day.
Let you eat your food.
Is this mine now?
Or are you taking this with you?
Well, if I move in,
you're more than welcome to use my whiteboard.
Nice.
Oh, yeah, it's great.
I mean, you get a lot done with it.
It's double-sided?
It's double-sided.
Talk it up.
And anyone that I live with,
I allow them to use the whiteboard.
Do you have magnetic Expo markers?
Yeah, I do.
I do.
They're at my house.
I have tons of them.
Oh, you better bring those
if you're going to come
every day over here.
Yeah.
And the other thing I could do
is probably get a maid in this place.
I actually have a maid.
Really?
I have a question.
How often is Joe going to be here?
Not a lot.
Never.
She doesn't have to come at all.
It's not a package deal.
It's not like Joe's always going to be here, right?
Unless you want me to.
Hey, if you don't want Joe, I'm out.
No.
Really?
Yeah, Joe's coming with me.
I need someone to hold the camera.
Makes this decision really easy.
We're going to go,
but when can Joe and I expect,
I mean, when can I expect an answer?
Let's just say an indefinite amount of time.
Okay.
And we'll get back to you.
Nice to see you.
Thank you so much for having me.
Nice to see you.
Hope it will be great for you guys.
This is like the first stop.
Like, are you now going to...
Let's go to David's.
We got to get to Zane's at 2.30.
All right, let's go.
I thought that went well.
I think they're going to say no.
Okay.
A couple of days ago,
I asked Scott if I could move in.
We made a PowerPoint presentation.
Oh, s***.
Todd, you didn't know?
Oh, this must be the Bellingham,
Bellingham 2.
Actually, I did know.
What did I tell you guys?
You think I'm stupid?
Scott, mother f***ing called this.
You think I'm stupid?
How'd you find out?
Behind my back?
How'd you find out?
I picked you up this morning,
and in my head,
I want to dump this mother f***
on the side of the road.
I know he's getting mad
because one eye is getting bigger
than the other.
Well, Todd, to catch you up to speed
on the soap opera,
I came over on Sunday
and made a PowerPoint presentation
as to why I should move in here
for three days a week.
Okay.
Scott was very concerned
that you'd be upset.
That's the truth.
I, not so much.
Didn't really care.
Today, I've made a video
to add to my, you know,
my pitch, my plea.
And I'd love for you to watch it
and get your reaction.
Hi, I'm Jason Nash,
and I want to be your roommate.
Why would I be a good roommate?
Well, for starters,
as you can see,
I keep a very clean house.
Clean as a whistle,
as you can see.
It's true.
I have a beautiful home
that my kids love.
But when they leave,
bye, Wyatt and Charlie.
See you next weekend.
I get really sad
and go downstairs
and cry in the shower.
Norma, I didn't know
you were still here.
This is so embarrassing
for both of us.
That's why I'm looking
for a group of people
to live with three nights a week.
Here are the pros
of having me as a roommate.
Number one,
I'm very considerate.
Number two,
I go to bed early.
And number three,
I'm a great cook.
Mmm, delicious.
Hey, what about the cons?
I don't want to talk
about the cons, Joe.
I don't want to.
You should be honest.
Yeah, you think so?
Yeah.
Okay, well,
maybe a couple things.
I have a tendency
to make every moment about me.
I take orders
from a 24-year-old
who still uses baby shampoo.
I do get up
in the middle of the night
screaming,
and I will sit
in the living room
thinking that I am
being attacked by bees.
I have a ghost
that lives in my body.
Around the 30th of the month,
my ex-wife will come
looking for money.
But don't worry,
I have a set
of complex disguises
that really have been working.
And lastly,
I'm really, really loud.
You're like the loudest.
I'm really loud.
You're getting louder.
I get so loud sometimes,
which is mostly because
of what I mentioned
the first thing,
where I need
constant attention.
I find that
when I'm really loud,
people are forced
to look at me
and forced to give me
the validation that I need.
So, yeah.
Look at me.
I'm soaking wet.
I guess that's my point, really.
I don't want to cry
in the shower anymore.
I want to move in
with some really cool people
and just have good times.
And some night terrors.
But mostly good times.
So Scott,
if you're still thinking about it,
please consider me
to be your new roommate
three nights a week.
And just as a little cherry on top,
I've put together a montage
of all our good times
from the past.
Take a look.
How is everyone
going to be here by ten?
I said ten,
but you know Zane.
Zane is ridiculous.
Okay, Scott.
I could only find
that one moment.
But I don't know.
Maybe they got erased
from the internet
because they were too crazy
or something like that.
But I bet we're going to be making
some really fun moments
in the future.
So I eagerly wait
your decision.
We showed the cash enough, right?
That hit at home.
That I'm going to pay him.
I miss calling him.
Well,
that was a great presentation.
Thank you, Scott.
I really appreciate it.
And again,
Joe and I eagerly
await your decision.
I'm going to need
a little bit more time,
I think.
I don't know.
That's fine.
We can make more presentations
in the process.
Maybe we should make
a presentation for Todd.
A presentation for Todd
to not move in
or for him to move in too.
Whatever presentation
Todd wants.
I'll join the second presentation
moving in.
You want to be in
the second presentation?
If you guys move in,
would you stay in the same room,
the same bed?
Yeah, we could stay
in the same room.
See how great this is?
I mean,
even though you still
haven't said yes,
we're vlogging right now.
We're making content.
We're talking about
what it would be like
if we went back
to our old,
like,
broke college days.
Yeah.
We're bailing him.
Well,
listen guys,
I'm terrible at goodbyes.
So,
I'm also pretty bad at hello.
So,
I'm going to hit it
when I'm going to go.
So,
do you have an answer?
No,
I don't have an answer.
It's really something
that I just really
have to think about.
But if Jason wants
to hang out here
three times a week
and not sleep here,
I'll consider it.
So,
just hang out here
and pay rent?
Yeah.
That's not a harsh no.
I'd love that money
that was in that presentation.
What the hell is this?
For rent?
Oh,
so you're still
considering other people?
Yeah.
He put that there
for me.
Wow.
Listen,
that's a setup.
You set me up.
That's your handwriting.
You're saying
if I bring you money,
I can come here
for three days a week?
100%.
You're allowed
to hang out here
for three days a week.
$1,000?
If you pay me
$1,000 a month.
Nighttime too?
Only like
until 9 p.m.
That's the cutoff point.
I'm going to have
to discuss it with Joe.
Okay.
What did Scott say?
He said I could hang out
for three days a week.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
Until 9 o'clock
for as long as I wanted.
That's not bad.
That's a pretty good deal.
Yeah, that's a good deal.
Not for $1,000, though.
No.
Probably, what?
$1,500?
How come you haven't
asked me and Zane
to move into our house?
You guys don't have a gym.