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It's David's birthday, I didn't do anything nice for him, so I'm gonna make him some chicken parmesan and get him a cake and
I'll take you guys through my chicken parmesan recipe. It is a healthy chicken parmesan. As you know, I am on a strict diet
I really shouldn't be going anywhere near chicken parmesan, but I
Can't believe he did this to my wall. Maybe I won't make chicken parmesan. This is a website called pinch of yum
We're not gonna spiralize the zucchini. That's just ridiculous
Okay, I'm in the car I can talk normally yeah, I didn't really have a video today with YouTube
You just kind of like go and you're like make all these videos. You're like that was awesome
And then the next day happens and you're like, I don't have a video anymore. I'm going over to Gelson's which is a
Kind of like a high-end
Market, I don't need to go to Gelson's. I probably should go to Ralph's because it's David
I'm gonna I'm not gonna I'm gonna pull out the stops from for young David
I wanted to get him like a fire eater and like somebody to put like needles in their eyes and stuff
But it just didn't happen. Yeah. Well, anyways, this is my little video for Dave. He's a good guy. It's great to work with
He's always there for me. He's a morally very very morally solid person. So David is
Always thinks about his friends. He doesn't get butt hurt. He
He does he does take me to the wall sometimes which
Hey, I'll be honest my favorite thing, but now he's a really good dude. He cares about everybody. He doesn't never gets angry
I've never seen him angry not once
And he's always helpful with me in terms of my videos and stuff he's always there
So he's trying to get his vlog, you know, he's always helped me with mine, too. So, all right, we're here. Let's go into Gelson's
How's that? Is that good jazz music or should I how about this? Is this better?
We're making healthy so holy breadcrumbs panko breadcrumbs and Parmesan cheese
Well, that was pretty fast it's this
We should have had this earlier. The good news
And the good news is that I've been sitting in a hundred degree heat car
It's still warm
Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah, very good
That guy's shirt says dab flow. Oh, that's a dance group or maybe he's like
That's probably a dance group because he just looked at me like, you know, I'm a dancer, but I'm straight
So don't even you know, like straight male dancers
They were like a little bit of a little bit of a complex that they're dancers
So they just got to send you that straight vibe
There he goes
There goes dad flow. He's backing out now
Have a good rehearsal, I don't even know if David likes to remember John I
Just remembered that Oh Fred to get a cake nuts on a stick. See this is all part of my process
You know, I have to like I have to just chill out this could ruin my day
But I'm not gonna let it not gonna let it ruin my day
I'm gonna go in and just get the cake the idea that I already went to this market and I have to go back
in to get a cake it really it's
It's hurting me. It's it's crippling. The word I was looking for was crippling. Sorry. I I
used to be funnier I think and
Yeah, I just I hate I hate wasting time cake I'm getting him a hamburger cake, I don't know he likes hamburgers
I mean, it's not like his favorite thing in the world
I also made a nice Instagram post for David and I today or for David's birthday. You go check it out
Whatever. He actually said in the other room. He said Oh
Jason, thank you
So that was nice
They get taught a lunchbox, oh, that's fantastic
What's it sitting on? What is that?
White chocolate bar. I never done a cooking video before I used to cook all the time before YouTube
Last time I cooked was a Thanksgiving turkey. I did a Gordon Ramsay cooked turkey, which was really fun
Great thing about Gordon Ramsay is he compliments himself as he prepares the meal go look at any Gordon Ramsay video. Yeah, that's it
Wonderful. Look at that
Perfect
Perfectly done. The bird is ready to go in the oven. It's absolutely marvelous cooked to perfection done by me
Gordon Ramsay no chef has ever achieved this type of flavor in the history of the culinary arts
God literally worked through my fingertips to make this delicious concoction
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Third Thursday every month David's here editing his vlog can't tell him that it's for his birthday
So hopefully he'll be just too busy. He'll probably call me in like five times to look at his vlog
We've got stuff to do. We've got a meal to make David. Don't come in the kitchen
Don't come in the kitchen. Okay
We're making David chicken parmesan for his birthday. Okay, this is Jonah Jonah's a great guy. He is just like
Always down. He's very funny, but he has this look about him, especially in that shirt
He looks like if you had to bury a body
He would just do it. No questions asked and then after you'd be like, oh, wait a minute. Did you murder someone nice?
You ready? Yeah, so all I need you to do is chop this body into unrecognizable pieces and take it down to the lake
It's in season right now, you know, I love love cold watermelon so much. Oh, it's so good. I see that you did
Let's get Scott's props out of here preheat oven to 425 degrees, but you cook chicken parmesan in an oven
Well, we're gonna bake it. So it's not so fattening never used this happen before
Remind me to shut the oven off. This is a Google home. Is that a real thing Google home? Who is Nick Antonia?
Okay, there's the plank. Oh
Yeah, we have our chicken right here. I don't even know if he likes chicken parmesan, but I don't think he does
We got our water right here boiling
I'm gonna do a little gluten-free pasta jumper
the gluten-free
I'm not I'm pretty good me. This is great. I love this stuff. It cooks. It cooks really fast
Dude I'm gonna do like a Hell's Kitchen like music video side type of shot. That's the music to this
Once I give it give it a second give it a second
I just don't I don't want the oil to like burn give it like 10 seconds 10 9 8
7 6 5
4 3
2-1
You want to hear that sound
Home cooked meal inside this circus
Really really growing up
This is pretty nice
Spicy thusking for me. Just remember kids even at his best. This is what it looks like with Jason
It looks like when the parents come home in a movie and like the kids are asleep in front of the TV and it's like
Jonah Stephanie
I
Love Jonas like if it doesn't end in a Bob, I don't know how to make
Wow, why is there smoke? What's that coming from? What is that? Maybe it's just a little too hot
Yeah, where is that smoke coming from? I keep seeing it now. We come here shut the door
We're seeing smoke come from here
What is that
Is it just coming from here and going over there is it the microwave it's in the sink what's in the sink?
I don't know. Oh, it's this pen. Oh
Dog
Josh did you do your prank? Oh
They have I get a sort of thing from the micro area
John
No
Wasn't is that so actually it wasn't a ghost
It was Jonah with a fake pen and I didn't know and they totally got me and I'm just learning this now as I'm editing
Link wants out. Let's see. Yikes. Yikes. No, no, no, no, no, no
What is it is the camera picking it up dog
Are we dying Jonah, what did we do since we've been in here? Do we do anything bad? I don't know
I don't know. Are we about to die? Oh
I
Don't see it. I see it. I see it. I
Mean what do I do?
Is this like a thing
Have you ever seen this in your culinary classes just smoke coming on the wall Jesus there it is there it is right behind
Yeah, no, it's not
Jesus it's coming from that one spot too. It's a gag. Are you guys gagging with me?
Dude it's coming again
Looks really good. It does. Yeah, it looks really good. You did a good job. All right, so now we're gonna do this
So
Well, should I there was like smoke coming out of here?
Everyone saw it had I saw it Jonah saw it and Josh Peck saw it and Josh Peck's been on TV. So he's credible
Yeah, well, I've been on YouTube and that's pretty it means nothing. All right, right? Yeah, put in the cheese on there, dude
Yeah, yeah, it's ready I think no, it's ready dude, I think
Cut cut that one the biggest one. Yeah, it's right on that edge. No, no, it doesn't touch that it all falls over
Do we need a lot of cheese on this Jonah or just a little bit some more
Keep going dude. Go for it. Keep going all the way. Yeah all the way. Yeah, is that what you meant?
The sauce does it feels a little fail really I think so. Okay, take a taste. It might be really hot careful. Oh
Pasta looks like pasta is done. Joe gluten-free pasta. Mm-hmm
Wait, what's up on the floor isn't my mouth?
I
Would you have been if you forgotten it just burned it's all I was thinking during that bit, okay
Okay, here's your gift
Hey David, it's your birthday. Thank you. I love you so much. It's a clean shirt. Yeah, okay, it's clean
You know how much I love you, but you know some bad things can happen when people get blindfolded
We got you two surprises
What are you saying? What are you saying? Why did you say cook?
Surprise, I know I have to do with food because I heard you talking about gluten-free pasta
We made you a homemade meal a healthy meal, it's called chicken. Oh open your eyes
Chicken
Seriously, I thought that's why you made it because we talked about it. Do you want me to eat it?
You can take one bite and then we have one more thing for you because he's got it's got to go
That's gluten-free pasta because we talked about it the other day that you did like it. What is this sauce?
That is a spicy tomato sauce Jonah prepared
Happy birthday
That's so cool, can I have some yeah
Yeah, you just you take two hands
Look at this no, it's
Wow
Okay, I thought it was actually because I thought that was me Wow, wait, can we just all grab a fork and dig in?
Well, it's crazy
Isn't that crazy it's a hamburger cake because I know you love hamburgers
No, it's literally the most interesting cake I saw so it's like all right, I'll get that one that is sick
Yeah, how much was it? It's $29.99. The cheese still looks like cheap. The cheese really does look like cheese
It's like I want to like because it looks like the bun is hard. Yeah, but it's not at all
I mean look at this like this is ridiculous. Look at that
It's funny because you told me not to come in here literally like two and a half hours ago
I thought I was gonna come in here is gonna be like a feast
Thanks Jason, you're welcome. Thanks for having me being in my video
Thanks for making me $40,000
Oh
And also there's smoke coming out of there
I think there's a ghost in here like everybody saw it. It came from here. We thought Zane was in here vaping
What's up guys? Thanks for watching the video Scott's on camera. I'm the one talking right now. What do you got dongles in your ears?
You've been listening to Jewish
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That's all I want to say. I don't want to bother Scott any more than I already have because look at he's up to some
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Yeah that too