Jason Defends Tiktok Live, Zach Justice on Dropouts & Zane's Body Reveal - AGT Podcast

Today's podcast is brought to you by SeatGeek. Get $20 off your first order when you use my code NASH. I love it when I saw Brandon the other day and I said, it's gonna be Zach and Brandon. He goes, why did you ask me to do the podcast with Zach? I'm just so confused. I go, because you guys are both really funny. Wait, who said that, him or him? Yeah, yeah. Wait, you said that? No, no, I was standing right there. So this is how it happened. He's like, oh, you want to do the podcast with Zach? And, yeah, Vincent, you can come too. And I was like, oh yeah, so why? He's like, why did you want to do the podcast with Zach? And he's like, oh yeah, because you two are really funny. And I'm like, uh, that's sick. And he's like, oh, you can do it too. Yeah, you can come on too. Be on as well. Yeah, but you two are really funny. You can do the laugh. Like, if we say something funny, then you laugh. And it's really good. It's really good for, um. You have a great laugh. Yeah. OK, like Jason was telling me this joke beforehand. What's the deal with all these minorities? And then you, right. I go, oh, right. You really cleaned that joke up. It was way worse. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's the deal with all these minorities? Are you one of us? No, no. I felt real comfortable with. One of us? This side of the room. Just here? It's getting a little dicey. Yeah, what's going on? Brandon's Mexican. I thought when you said one of us that you're Mexican. Yeah, I thought that too. Maybe I am. I was like, interesting. Yeah, we're all Mexican. You can't get rid of us, bro. We're everywhere, man. Can he do that accent? Oh, yeah. Yeah, you can. It's not a good look to do the accent. I can try it out. It's not a good look looking this way. You did the accent on our podcast. Hey, you see. Hey, man, what's going on, ******? Hey, man. That's it. Hey, man. That's my actual accent, but I put this on just because I don't want to get flamed, yeah. I understand. Still, that's his actual accent. He puts this voice on, right? Yeah. OK. And yours is. Mine is like this all the time, bro, all the time. But I put on this voice for you guys. Right. Wait, can we do something really quick? Sure. Can you do the impression of me to start the show with the SeatGeek at the top right now? Can you sit in this chair? Sure, I think I can do that. Yeah, let's do it. OK, I'm going to do this. Hey, guys, this episode of the podcast is sponsored by SeatGeek. Use my code NASH for $20 off. $20 off? Yeah, that's good. OK, that's good. Stalin. I'm not going to do Stalin. Come on. Oh, Castro. I do love your voice, though, Jason. I do love it. You do? Yeah. Thank you. Because every time I see you, it's always, hey, what's up, Vince? Like, it's always like, hey, how's it going? Jackie Chan. Hey, I'm not going to do that. Why not? I'll do it. Your voice is like a user voice that's kind of like a mid-range for a couple impressions that I do do. Yeah. So like you, it's like, hey, what's up, it's Jason right here. But if you go a little bit higher, it's Vince Shapiro. So that's it. Oh, wow. So if you jump a little bit higher, it's Vince Shapiro. Yeah, that's really good. So that's just the main voice right here. So a little bit higher, Vince Shapiro, that's it. $20 off your first purchase, you guys, SeatGeek. But then I found this out the other day. I was watching Steve Will Do It. Yes. And so you take the Ben Shapiro up here, go back to Jason. And then add a little bit of Smoker's Coffee. You got Steve. Yeah, that's good. So, yeah, guys, what's up here was here with Dana White, just gambling like $60,000. You know what I'm saying? Just $20,000 pools on slots. That's it. That's basically this. Jelaine Maxwell. How does Steve Will Do It have so much money? ****, I don't know. Just Bitcoin. Honestly, just Bitcoin. I just I invested a long time ago. He has a Lisp, too. Yes. Yes. I wouldn't bring that up. Yeah, I would. I mean, a Lisp is pretty dark. Well, here's the thing. Here's the thing. All right. If it's vocally accurate, I mean, you got to sort of. I was just joking just because I brought up Jelaine Maxwell. Got it. Got it. Got it. All right, let's switch. Yeah. There you go. All right, we're back. Those ******* glasses. You wear them for a while. I'll just take the glasses. All right. Well, we're off to the races here. This is good. This is a good podcast so far. Thank you. We've got a lot of drama in the top. You guys was invited to the wedding. No, everybody was for you. No, I noticed that. Yeah. No, we eloped. Of course, there was no one there. Brandon was invited, but he forgot. I legitimately forgot, too. I'm so sorry. I saw Snapchats. What happened? So he invited you. Yeah, we we got a date to get married on January 4th. And you have to do it like a few months out. It's tough to get a court date. And so we're like, let's just go up. I'll tell that to my uncle. He's got it. Yeah, we we went up there and we can only have eight people there. Oh, so I, you know, I could only have Brandon was one of the eight way. Brandon was one of the eight. Yeah. And then we went out to lunch after. And then I called him and I said, yeah, I sent a text to you and Dave and Todd. Yeah. And Joe. It's about yeah, it's like a week before, I think. And you were the only one that didn't write back. Literally like it was like I was like on Christmas, too. And there's lots of time. No one's doing anything. Yeah. And I was like, hey, guys, I'm going to my family. We do a lot of stuff together on Christmas. OK, well, I know you're not like out there grinding. Do you know you're not that busy? Do you not like do you not like his wife? You can tell me. I love to be. I don't like him. Oh, my gosh. OK. So, yeah. So so, yeah, you did not respond. I wrote the text. Hey, guys, getting married January 4th and everybody wrote back. Oh, my God. That's so amazing. I would have written back so fast. What's that? I would have written back so fast. I know you would have. Oh, yeah. You know what it was? You know what it is in group text when someone says, hey, this thing and everyone goes, got it, got it great. I'm like, oh, they got it. They took care of it. Of the got it. Wait, you said I don't need to invite to a group group chat. I just texted the few people I could bring. Like we're getting married on January 4th. If you can be there, that's awesome. We're going to drive to Santa Barbara and then get lunch after. If you can't, no worries. And everybody wrote back like, I'll be there. I'll be there. I can't be there. And Brandon just Brandon said, looks like they got this. I was like, no, he saw if you can't. No worries. He's like, did you when you set up the tripod at the eloping court ceremony thing, did you win the battle for the life? I thought about live streaming. I know you did. And that's why we have so many talks about you, Jason. Yes, I know. I know. But I've been in those comments. I've been like, stop. I've been saying stop. I've been saying knock it off. He bought I have been saying he bought a gun, but they take that one down. So once you blow your brains out, you know, it's you know, it's tough to do that online is when people make those tic tacs about me. It drives the live like. Oh, of course. So I'll have like 2000 people in the live instead of 300. Oh, nice. It's great. Building a monster. You're building a monster. A very rich monster. You're building a monster. No, not rich. I'll tell you, Zach, there's people that have been doing it for like a couple of years and they're way ahead of me on it. I got you like they have. Are these the NPC live people that die out or is that still going on? I still see some people doing that, but I don't see it as much. There was a really funny moment the other day. I was in a battle with Lance to 10. No. Who I love, who's really nice. And so, you know, you're on there and you're just like you just people just request you and you're like, all right, I'll try. I'll I'll go live with anybody. I live live with like an electrician yesterday in San Francisco. Like I'll go live with anybody. I just wow. Even blue collar people. Yeah. That's a good guy. Yeah. Yeah. And and and so it's we're in teams. It's it's two versus two, right? Yeah. So they go, you got Lance. I go, you get Lance on your team. I go, great. I love Lance. Like me and Lance. That's great. Two viners, whatever. And so then I go, Lance, you got a glove. Oh, I go. And a glove means it's times five. The point. So if you have a glove, it's your it's time. Time's right. Of course. So I go, I go, is your girl going to I go, is your girl going to drop the glove? You know, because someone just got and he goes, he goes, my girl. He goes, ah, that's my mom. He goes, that's the only gift I have right now is my mom. And and so, OK, well, tell your mom to drop it at doubles or at this time. You know? Yeah. So then the time comes during the match and the mom doesn't does. I feel like I'm a parent listening to my degree. Tell me what the Internet is. So I have no idea what you're talking about. Let me finish. OK, so then the guy goes, so the time comes to drop the glove. And I'm like, I'm like, Lance, I'm like, like, where's the glove? Where's the glove? Like, come on. Like, we're losing. Yeah. And I'm like, tell your I'm like, tell your mom to drop the glove. And then he's like, he called up. You just see because he goes, ah, ah, drop the glove, drop the glove. It was the funniest thing I ever saw. And then sure enough, she was a little late, but she did it. Did you win? Yeah. So what happens if you win? So what happens if you win a battle? I get a medal if you win. If you win, you go up higher in the ranks and you get more people in your life. And it's like if you're winning, more people are watching. More people are going to your tick tock. More people are gifting. So it's like this, you know, it's I've gone in and I've gifted people. It's really fun. It's like like the other day Jonah was battling Michael Myers. There's a guy that just hard times, hard times. Jonah was battling like a guy who just dresses as Michael Myers and plays the Halloween music like. Yeah, I think Jonah's like Jonah's so funny. He's like talking to Michael Myers. He's like, I'm scared of you, bro. He's like, but you know, he is a little scared. You know, he thought it was really him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I heard they're putting in the Olympics. Tick tock live. Tick tock live. Yeah, the battles. Yeah, they should bring home the gold, Jason. We went to Zane's body reveal the other night. I don't know. Were you there? No, I had a set that night. You had your comedy store set. What happened? How was it? Well, finish what you're saying about. Anyways, I don't know if you guys have been to a body reveal. I think in a theater. Gender reveal. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is was a body reveal. Yeah. And it was great. Was it a boy? Yeah, it was a boy. And, you know, they're doing this documentary on Zane. And so they brought everybody into a theater and then Zane comes out with like a towel and and they go three, two, one. And he drops the towel and he shows his new body. He's nuts, huh? And it's he's getting jacked. That's what Danny, our friend Danny. Danny was there. Yeah, it was quite the sight. It was like it was quite the payoff. Yeah. To see it, the build up was like they built it up for a while. And I'm proud of him. He looks incredible. He looks great. I saw that he was like faced in an Arby's parking lot right after. Yeah, I know he was. Yeah. On his story, on his story, chugging some Patron. So right back. He's got one. He's back, baby. Just right outside the theater. We're all just standing there. That was just right outside the theater. He had a little Patron. Dang. Like a one seven five. Hmm. Is Patron like a healthy booze? Is that like low calorie, healthy booze? Well, low calorie. There's low calorie booze. So what happened at the comedy store? How was that? It was good. It was my first time performing in the comedy store. So I was very grateful for being there. I did my buddy Fahim show. Fahim, he's been here. I know Fahim well. He's great. Great guy. I was supposed to go up second. You know, where the crowd's still a little lively. Main room? This was the belly room. The belly room. But I get, I get bumped. I get moved back by Bill Burr. Welcome to stand up. Bill Burr walks into the green room. Wow. You guys mind if I do a quick 20? Yes, sir. Of course. Yeah. And then he walks out. You said you were going to say no. Oh, I did. I was like, dude, let's let's the professionals do something for once. All right, Baldy. But no, he he absolutely Tommy Gunn the entire room for a quick 20, 25. Yeah. People were cackling, as the kids say. And I was like, sick. I'm trying not to psych myself out. Were you shitting yourself seeing that Bill Burr? Zack, this is insane. What you're saying, by the way, right now. Yeah. The fact that Zack doesn't play the comedy store ever. It's a special night for him. The comedy store is the biggest club in town. And Bill Burr bumped you. That's insane. Yeah. And I'm just reading my material like you attempt to write. Right. So and then, OK, I'm about to go up. Well, I didn't want to follow him. So he was like, all right, I'll go and then you can go after me. I'm like, OK, thank you so much. And then I'm about to go up and Camille walks in. And he's like, he's like, do you mind if I do a quick, you know, 10 and Camille Nagyani? How do you say his last name? Nagyani. You look to me. You're like, how do you say his last name? You got to be close. Like, hey, how do you hear the closest thing to Camille? Yeah, dude, I don't know. I don't see race except for when I look this way. OK. Hey, but yeah. So he's like, you might. I'm so sorry if you do it. And then he goes up there. He murders. And then Richard Pryor was resurrected. It was crazy. It was it was nuts. Jesus came down to watch the set. He came back. He's like like a thief in the night. We're like, all right, cool. And then his old Zack Justice's time. And it's been about an hour and a half, two hours at this point. And so that's when the energy in the room, like it's just the energy. I've been I've been. Yeah, yeah. I'm sorry. Late night, dude. That is like weird, dark energy, though. And they all want to leave. They were like, want to get their checks. And I'm just like it. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just, hey, guys. Actually, I did get laughs. I got to work on stuff, which was a blessing. But I felt it was awesome to see them live. And it was the comedy is one of my favorite things. And the comedy story is like the Holy Grail church of all of that. So to even have the story of, you know, obviously I didn't do well like they did. You know, I did OK. But just to be in a lineup essentially with them was, oh, I would I would have given my mother for that. And she's a nice lady. She raised me. To have that experience of being bumped by those two guys. Yeah, it's probably like the best thing that came out of that night. Oh, right. Because I just said, of course, because Bill Berg came up to me. He's like, do you mind helping me? Right. Like your stuff was insane. He stuck around for the two hours. He had to meet you. He had to meet me. He's like, can we get a picture? He's like, are you on TikTok live by chance? And I was like, no, it's Jason. But now he's here. He was. No, but he left. I think he's in his car on the way home. 30 seconds after he said so. Yeah. But he got he talked to me in the green room for a while. And he was very nice. Did you acknowledge that you followed them like, hey, guys, I'm following these. No, because the guy before me, because he wanted to put like a buffer in between, did it. Oh, OK. And he's like, this doesn't matter. Right. What am I about to say? We all can agree that it doesn't matter. What do you mean? What doesn't matter? Like the guy that before me, he's like Bilbo just went up and then Camille. So like this is you guys about to watch some dog water. Right. Right. Right. So. So, yeah, but it was fun. Camille is a super nice guy who's so apologetic. He's like, hey, I'm so sorry. And I'm I'm friends with some of his friends. And like I was just like, it's OK. It's OK. Well, I'm off. But yeah, it's it's what it is. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. That's a really cool story. Yeah. Wow. I genuinely like that story. It's very cool. Because I've opened for you on stand up and now Bill Burr's open for me. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. That's the take home message here. Hey, I had a thought today. Do you guys ever think Leonardo DiCaprio has filled out a partiful? I wonder this all the time. What I wonder what like, because all these celebrities. Has he ever has he ever filled out an e-bite? Yeah. To go to like ******* Mark Ruffalo's birthday bash or something. Or is a bouncer like not let him in? They're like, no, sorry, dude. You know, you're not on the partiful list. You know, Leo goes out and he goes out quite a bit still. Yeah. You know, people can like put like messages in the partiful. He just looks like a gif. It's him doing it. It's him doing the gif, the cheers gif. Yeah. Yeah. It's just a cat dancing. He's like, I can't wait to be there. Yeah. Paul Blart. I always wonder what, you know, all these people have Instagrams. Do they have close friends lists? What do they have? What do they have? Who do they? Sure. Who's on it? And what do they say? That's always been something. Well, they have like finstas, right? They do. Like Leo. Hmm. Have you guys ever? This might be pretty lame, but have you guys ever put someone? Usually for me, it was it was a woman that you wanted to like definitely see your story and you put them on your close friends and then take everyone else off just to see if, you know. All right. Wait, say, is it OK? No. Say that again. OK, this might be a feat of desperation, but you have your close friends. Yes. You take everyone off. And then you because you don't want to see them like this random thing you're going to put on your story because it's very targeted towards this woman. Yeah. So you put them on the close story and then you put like a meme where like she she'd be the only one that gets this reference. Right. So she would respond. Anybody else? No, I'm not that cool. I'm not that technologically savvy. I'd be too afraid. I don't know. He's taking the mic apart now. He's given up. Zach, come back. Sorry, guys. I mean, it's definitely sweet to do that. I think I think it's sweet, scary, creepy, creepy, creepy. So you want to make fun of someone, but you don't want them to see it. No, I'm not making fun of them. She wants them specifically to see it because only they would. It's very tactical, very calculating. It's like instead of, you know, texting the girl, maybe it's I don't know, maybe trying to get her attention and you're trying to get her to reach out. So you put something that she would be really interested in to in on your close friends. But she's the only one of your close friends. Do you take everyone off? Like, I can't believe I'm having this smoothie. It's like definitely your favorite smoothie. And I would never drink it in a million years just so she could be like, oh, my gosh, that's my favorite smoothie. I can't believe it. I can't believe this person's grave. Oh, that's my dad's grave. That's that's wait, that's that's such a funny like sketch at your bit of just going to really dark places of a human's life. Yeah, it keeps. But it's in the background. But like, wait, is that my dad was buried there, you know? Dang. Oh, you got a list of topics. That's funny. Also, Brian Barczyk died. Who's Brian Barczyk? The animal guy. Oh, yeah. And I did. I did. What's that? Jesse, Jesse, me and him, me and my brother, Jesse, we would go to his thing in Anaheim. He has a he had a that's Jay's prehistoric past. That's different. That's the other animal guy. That's the wrong person. Jay is alive and well. They all look the same to you. Oh, my God. Live in the dream. That's Jay's catchphrase. Do you know Jay? Yeah, of course. Are you sure? Because, OK, I'm sure his name is Brian. Brian Barczyk. I saw Brian there. Yeah, sure. Well, sure. I saw him there. I'm sure he was at Jay's because Brian lived in Michigan. We're taking away, though, the weight of his death. Yeah, I was about to do a really, really heartfelt memorial. Was it an animal? Yeah, he was he was a great guy, Zach. He he was just so great. Like he was so into his animals. He owned all kinds of snakes. And so when we would do videos, he would like come to town and he was just so accommodating. He would just be like, he would bring the snakes over. He would talk about the snakes. He taught my kids about snakes. And he just had like such a lust for life. He was just did you meet him? I did meet him. Did you meet him? I think so. Yeah, he was so sweet. He was like Steve Irwin, like an animal incident. No, he had pancreatic cancer. Got any jokes about that, Zach? No, Tana, I don't. You're still watching. But but if you guys can go and check out his YouTube channel. Yeah, I'll link it below and just go watch his videos. And then they're they're trying to build a Reptarium in his honor. It's like a, you know, a place where people can go and learn about animals and stuff. So if you want to go give to that. But Brian was a great guy and that was on my list. So I already said something on TikTok Live about it. 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They were the first sponsor on this podcast and they've signed on for the whole year here. So thank you. Thank you. Thank you for being here. And and yeah, back to the podcast. Brandon and I went to a sex party. I don't know if you guys know. Oh, yeah, I love that. Yeah. Yeah. I was just watching Netflix and by the way, sex party. Let's undo your mic. You don't want to be part of this? You don't want to be a part of the sex party conversation? Well, was it a sex party? Was there a particle for it? Actually, there was. There was a particle. Yeah, it was marketed that way. Yeah, it was. I mean, Brandon, they literally said come for the cum pool. Yeah. And the glory hole. And the glory hole. Which was so fun. There was a glory hole. She teased the glory hole on Instagram. You know, God watches this podcast, right? We can try to clean it up. No, no, no. Keep it dirty. I want it. How is everybody's relationship? Are you in a relationship? How long have you guys been together? We've been together. Can we clear up the sex party? I think people would much rather hear about the sex party. Because here's the thing. As much as I want to talk about my relationship, my loving relationship. I want to hear about the sex party. I was hoping you guys would steal it back relatively soon. I don't want to be mean, but I also wasn't interested. No, no, no. OK, good, good, good. It's fine. So we were just we have a friend. She's really great. Yeah, I actually love her. I adore her. So she's she's promoting this this this sex party all week on Instagram. And Naveen is like, we're there. Naveen is just like so riveted. Like, what's going to happen? What's it going to be like? It's going to be people going to be having sex, blah, blah, blah, blah. Like she's talking about it. I'm like, we can go if you want, you know, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then we got down there and it's just like 600 dudes. So where's the sex party at? Yeah. And and there's like girls. It's like a nude beach kind of thing. It's like just all guys. Yeah. And there was like one girl walking around with her top off. And I was like, holy moly. And then and then there was a glory hole, but no one was using it. Everyone was just taking photos in it, like, you know, putting their head through the hole and like, oh, it was like Disneyland. And then in the corner, there was the VIP section, which was the place where you're supposed to have sex. And no one was having sex. No, no, that's not true. People were making out. People were people getting head. Were you getting head? I mean, people were looking when I walked in there. I just saw like one guy in the corner literally beating off. Which is kind of standing there like. And there's just this like kind of overweight guy. And he's on a gym mat. Sorry for the audio listeners. And he's sitting like this. No audio listeners are OK. So he's walking by and he goes like it was like, come here. Yeah, like, come here. Like, come sit with me. Yeah. And no, he ended up when I walked in, he was jerking off. Oh, yeah. So you see that. So but I wanted to walk into the VIP room. He was jerking off. And there are a couple of people in the corner getting like just making out with each other. Yeah. But it was very like it was a very conservative sex party. No one was doing sex parties. Have you guys been to the two to? Yeah, I think. How do you what's the how do you get invited? What's the. Well, honestly, anybody could have gone. No, of course. But like what's the there that you would you would have known? Yeah. But like I know who did you meet to then go there? Well, our friend, she's kind of like she's a more sexually free person. Yeah, she does. You just have to know some just sexually free. Yeah, folks. There's a lot of people there, too. It was like you guys are. I just grew up in like South Georgia, where if you went there and just told this story, yeah, everyone would instantly die. So like I'm just just I'm just the audience for a second. And I want to like you guys. What time do you guys what time to start with it? Whether it started early or started early, there was a taco stand or a taco stand. Oh, I bet you it was a taco stand. It's just tough. And I went with with Naveen, which was like instantly. There's every guy in there's like, oh, are you here for the sex? Yeah, like like what are they? And then I saw a guy who makes like Instagram comedy skits. Yeah. And he was like. What are you doing here? And I was like, you know, she just wanted to come and like she's going to check it out, you know, and he was like, so what are you like trying to do tonight? And I was like, you're like, I'm going home. I'm like, you know, so it's just awkward. And then Jonah in the VIP section jerking off. It's like, well, I almost made that joke. What are you doing here? That's fine. Jonah was not. It was Jonah, wasn't it? Jonah was not there. He was doing a TikTok live. That's not fair. He was TikTok living it. We went to a sex party, you and I. I'm not even aware of this one. Well, yeah, you are. But it wasn't a sex party as much as there was a party going on and there was sex going on. No, that wasn't a sex party. That was a porn stars party. That was a porn stars birthday party where sex was happening. What happened? What happened? It was a porn star. We got our I got invited from some mutual friend. And you met me there. Yes. Right. And then you got invited. Yeah. By the porn star. The porn star. Yes. And then so we go there and there wasn't any sex happening. She just had a giant screen where it showed her getting railed by like eight guys. Yeah. Eight guys. It was like a welcoming. And she's and I'm like, oh, my God. Hi. Nice to see you. And in the background, she's just getting every hole filled. Yeah. And it was holes you didn't think could be filled. Yeah. Yeah. But it was a there was like people. Zach, are you OK? Mitch, what the hell did you bring me into, buddy? Zach, are you are you are you prude? Are you a prudish person? No, no, no. But you need a straight man in this to be like, what? I can't all just be like, yeah, we can always be like, yeah. How is your health? Yeah, yeah. I went to Brandon's birthday party once and he had a reel of his vines playing on a screen behind him. And everyone quickly left. Yeah. That's fun, huh? Vine. People ask me about vine on live all the time. What do you say? And they go, do you miss vine? Yeah. And I go, no. Do people ever come up to you and go, hey, are you from vine? Do they ever say that to you? They say that to you. Is it like often or is it mainly like, oh, you're in there. You're in there. Yeah. Yeah. They're not that excited. It's also, hey, are you fine? They're not. No, they're more like, yo, I used to watch you on vine. And it's like a grown man looking like I watched you in middle school. Yeah, exactly. Whoa. What? Yeah, exactly. I saw a really funny vine today that we did. Well, it was it was remember we were at this dorm. Was it? It's you and I. Black cat one. I go, hey, it's a black cat. Oh, yeah. And you go, you go, that's not a black cat. He's like, meow, friend. Yeah, this is now N-word. Yeah, I know it makes the rounds all the time. It does. I always see that place. That's really funny. And because DeStorm's so good in it, he killed it. What's he been doing? DeStorm? I'm sure he's still. He's on Snapchat all the time. He makes content. He makes skits on Instagram. You should follow him. OK, now, now, take it out. I went on tour with I went on tour with Murr in December from the Impractical Jokers. Oh, that's cool. And he the the the reason he brought me is because they he wanted to do Impractical Jokers with someone else. So he puts a thing in my ear and then he sends me out and then the audience can watch me at a bar and I have to do whatever he says. So it's like the TV show. But a couple of times I got into like a really deep ---- because, you know, we're in like Kentucky and I'm in a bar and he's talking to me and he's like, all right, Jason, go knock that guy's hat off his head. Really? Yeah. I had to fight you. Yeah. So like I've I'm like now he tells me this. I did like eight shows with him. And on the eighth show, I was backstage and he goes, because, you know, you can just deny if I say something. He goes, that's really funny, too. But I didn't know that you could say no. You can say no. And I guess and I didn't even think of that like comedically. Like he's like, that gets a big laugh when you say no. You're like, just be like, oh, **** that, dude. Like, hey, Jason, punch that guy in the face. Yes. Yeah. OK, sure. Right. So but up until then, I was just like I needed the job so badly and I wanted to do a good job that I was I was like, good. I'm like, let's we're going, you know, I'll end up like you knock his hat off. What? So I did. I went in and I was a bourbon fueled brawler. I was in Kentucky and you got, hey, hey, I'll take care of you, folks. Yeah. And he's like, go knock that guy's hat off his head. And so I'm like, oh, and knock his head off. The guy just turned, just stood up. He's like, what the dude like that? And I was like, really crazy. What'd you say? I just said, I just said, oh, I said, oh, I'm sorry. I'm just I'm just coming through. I just have to walk over here now. It's really funny. Damn. Let's get back to the TikTok live stuff, Jason, because that's what we're all that's what we're all curious about here. I'm just ask me questions. I mean, look, the truth is, is like, how do you feel after four hours of doing it? So let's say you get you start the day and you're like, you drink your coffee, you listen to, you know, Journey or whatever you do. Yeah. And then you're just like, OK, I'm going to do this. And then you're like, yeah. And it's when does the despair kick in? Does it at about at about at the despair never kicks in? I'm not talking about the despair is always there. And he's like, why? Why doesn't the despair kick in? Are you sure? Because at four hours is great because you're like punchy. Yeah. So the real you is there. You can't do anything but be the real ******* you. So it's that you actually use it to your advantage. Just like, guys, I'm I'm loopy right now. Like, let's go. Let's keep going. I think it's good for like improv. I mean, you're seasoned comedy, but like for improv, just being on your feet for that long. Is it hard to know? I think it's just its own skill. I don't think I'm any better at improvising because I sit there for six hours. But but if I was on there with you or you, then, yeah, like you. Well, you won't do it. Yeah. But if I was on there with you guys or you, then, yeah, I think your improv does get better. Like Jonah and I are kind of forced to try to be entertaining. And being on with Jonah is really fun because it's like it feels like a podcast. OK, do do any of the does any of the negativity affect you around it? No, it really doesn't. At first, at first when I would see the the comments, it did affect me. I was like, oh, man, this is bad. And then now I've seen every comment and it it's actually made me stronger. Like I heard the other day Scott was complaining about a mean comment that he got. And in the back of my mind, I was like, oh, like someone said to Scott, like, you know, your music's so sad. Like, why do you why don't you try to do something more uplifting? Whatever. So that like grinded, he bothered him, whatever. Yeah. And I was just like, bro, you got to come on TikTok live. You got to see the real ----. And it does. It just makes you stronger. Now, look, would I be on TikTok live if I wasn't in like a financial hole? I don't know. Probably not. But also like YouTube wasn't really working. And and I needed to find something. Only fans. I can't do only fans. They won't let me on there. I've tried. I've tried. I've tried. They said, no, no, I don't want to do only fans. Yeah. And and so it was like, all right, it came to me. They're like, well, we'll help you. And I was like, oh, that's good. I was like, OK. And so, yeah. And it's just like it is what it is. Do you have I obviously your kids are first and foremost, but do you also have a North Star for yourself? Yeah, I mean, I'm trying to make this TV show and I had a good meeting the other day and it's like I do TikTok live and then that will help the podcast. The podcast is only in its second year. Yeah. So I'm like I'm hoping maybe by the third year it becomes like profitable. Maybe this year it'll become profitable. And so they're like TikTok lives affording this. And then that's that's my North Star. But but right now I pay for my kids school, which is really expensive. And I pay for this house and I pay for and then I have college next year. So I'm just like, this is what it is. And then what I try to think about are all the people that love the live when I come on and they're like, what's up, what's up, what's up? I'm like, and I know every name and I'm like, oh, oh, oh, oh, repeat. Yeah. Like there's like a community now. It's it's for lack of you're going to hate this nation. Why would I hate that? I love it because it's kind of Zach's done sex. But I'm like, what's up, nation? And then every day when you go on, it builds, it builds. I have a discord now. And listen, it is what it is. It's like, yeah, I was on Vine. I was on YouTube. I was on Snapchat. And now I'm doing this. Don't say that now. Now I'm doing this. I mean, I do like it. I don't. I feel like you do whatever you have to do all the time. Yeah. I've always known about you. You always just like, well, I'm going to. Well, here's here's I'm do now. Why? Because I have to. Because I have to. Exactly. Exactly. The other thing is some of the good. I just think the other thing, too, is like you have children. So it's like that's the thing, too. I think a lot of people don't realize that it's like you have kids. And I you know, you you need to support your children somehow. A hundred percent. I literally would do anything to support my kids when I do anything. Like like I don't know. You said earlier somebody said, why don't you just get a door dash? Whatever. Right. Like, do you ever think about going to DoorDash or to it? Like, you know, did you ever think about going back to like any other job or it's like I can't do anything else or just like I love the electrician? Obviously you do lives with them. I don't know. Just I just never thought it's like it's like it's entertainment or nothing. I don't care what it is like. I would you suggest I do? No, no, I know. It's just that we're going to have a little lemon. I'm genuinely asking because anytime I see one, the comments are like, why doesn't he like work like a real job? Like this isn't me saying this as a negative. Yes. I'm just totally asking. Please. Yeah. Why don't I get a real job? No. No, no, no. You know what? Not to be offensive or anything, but why don't you give up? No, that's not. That's really not. I'm genuinely asking because there's the comments I see. I know why you do it. Yeah. But like say that it's OK. You know what? Just label it like that. Why don't you get a real job? I don't have any skills. OK, I don't see. That's why someone someone said that the other day. Why don't you get into real estate? I'm like, I hate it. I don't have a boat granny. Do you have any interest outside of entertainment? OK, I mean, I don't golfer. I can't golf. OK, what would I do? I was about to say live stream it, but no, never mind. I hope that didn't come off as like a negative thing. I was genuinely asking. I like what you're doing. You're you're posing the question of what everyone's thinking. Yeah. Which is good. What a piece of ----. You're saying it's on everybody's mind. I'm just I saw I saw it coming. So I'm going to ask him because people are, you know, I don't know. I just see it as straight talking. Zach, you know? Yeah. The straight shooter, this guy over here. I mean, I don't I just don't look at it that way. I just look at it like it's I'm on there for eight hours a day and I'm entertaining people. People want to come in talking. Yeah. I mean, this is your job. This is what you do. Yeah. You've been doing. That's how I see it. And that's it. And if anybody doesn't like it, it's like they're probably like the people that are saying that probably have conventional jobs, right? They're looking at like, oh, yes. Like, oh, they can't they can't do what he does. So they're like, why are they trying to bring him down? Right. Yeah. I mean, I challenge anybody to sit there for eight hours. It's it's exhausting. Let's start one. Let's sit here for eight. Pull up the phone. Ready? No. Oh, sorry. Excuse me, please. No, no, I get it because I have I am with child as well. Not with, but I have a child. Yes, I get it. I mean, I do. It's like you do anything. You do anything for your kids. But anyway. All right. Let's get off. Tick tock. How many hours do we how many minutes do we have? Oh, we have a game. We have a game. Let's play the game. All right. You guys ready? Yes. I see a certain person on that. Hey, hey, hey. All right. This is the pickup line game. You guys are three single guys. Oh, this year, I think this is the pickup line game. Here we go. You're at your aunt's funeral. Pick up Sidney Sweeney. Zach, go. Why are we at my aunt's funeral? What happened? What happened to my aunt? Yeah, well, I'm I'm trying to go deeper in you than we just buried my aunt. That's good. Thank you. I just ask, why are you at my aunt's funeral? Sidney Sweeney. That's a good opening line. Now you just sit around the casket. She's like, God, crazy. Where are you from? Where are you from? And she's just like, what? Did you like my eulogy? Did you like it? I would probably ask if we're related. Yeah, right. Yeah. First, before I went and attempted to. What would you say if you saw her at a bar? What would be a good pickup line if you saw her at a bar? Are you still married or are you still engaged? Is she engaged? Yeah, I think so. Is she? OK, you're about to poop your pants and Margot Robbie asked you to take a photo of her. What do you do? We do is we do a stinky snap. I'm sitting there taking a picture of her. OK. Any day of the week. I would have to. Yeah, I'd probably do it. Did you just ---- your pants? Yeah, I'd ---- my pants. I wouldn't even take the photo of my pants and run away. Her in About Time is my favorite Margot Robbie. About Time, yes. David made me watch that movie. Wait, About Time? She was in that? Yeah, she's the second love interest. She is. You like that movie? Love that movie. It's so funny. That's David's like favorite movie. It's one of my favorites. Have you ever talked to David about it? Briefly, but you can't trust that guy. Joke. Zoe Kravitz wants you only for sex, but she'll never date you. And she'll never make it. Don't even continue the sentence. I'm in. I'm in. You mean the perfect woman? She'll never date and she'll never make it public. That's I don't. That's OK. Is it keep making your Batman movies? I'd be so excited. She comes over. Oh, thanks. It's so nice that you can come over and have sex with me. I'd watch Batman. OK, then this is we were doing this with my daughter last night. That's just SZA. That's her. She's like, you got to put SZA in there. That's her favorite artist. Do I? Is that? SZA was on my top five of my like wrapped. Oh, was it just in a scissor? Something to think about. Yeah. Yeah, she's great. Yeah. I think she's really, really. If I was a lesbian, I'd say, would you want to maybe scissor later? Yeah, if I was a lesbian, I'd hold a gun. All right. And then this is this is a big influencer. This is Jasmine Perry below. Can you blow that one up? And how would you pick up on her at a bar? I would say, oh, James Charles, because it says his name right there. Oh, ****. It says his name right there. We all knew we fucked up. I didn't. I was like, whoa, Zach. Yes, sir. I have this friend. OK, tell me what you would do. So I have this friend and he he makes like tick tock skits and he'll always call me. He'll always text me for props. He'll be like, do you have a football jersey? Do you have? I know who this friend is, but keep going. Yeah, keep going. No, I'm just kidding. I just think it's so funny. You always text Vincent. Does he do this to you? Yeah. You'll get a text like, uh, do you know anyone with a tank? I'm like, no, I don't know anyone with a tank. Did you have a cop outfit? Yeah. Uh, do you have a jersey? I don't. My mom has a Tom Brady jersey. Oh, yeah. Tom Brady gave to her. You guys have been in the social media game for a while. You two as well. What what's the what did it feel at the beginning, middle and then right now at the end? Well, right. I meant right now, just like, you know, I was just any North Stars or like what's the state of even your well-being with all of like it's like, hey, I've just been on the Internet for so long. I feel like I'm just making content, making content. I'm just like genuinely want your pulse on all of it. I mean, it was cool at first. We we didn't even know what was happening to us in the beginning, I suppose. Yeah, because there was like Vine fame, like Vine famous. Well, it's the first ever like like actual like what we know influencers to be now. Yeah, I think that started with Vine. There was Instagram models because when Vine came out, Instagram didn't have videos. So it was like Instagram models or YouTubers or YouTubers, right? But then Viners, yeah, the whole to be famous from short form video. That explodes like your viewership just explodes from that. That started with Vine completely. And so no one knew what that was. And it was new and exciting and big. It's very big back in the day. But I don't know. I mean, I was really young when I started it. I didn't even know what I was doing. Yeah. And I mean, you were younger, younger. Yeah, yeah. And younger. And you were how, you know, 48. I was so young. I was like 44. No, you were 39. You were 39 when you started. Yeah. Wow. And then it was 30s, man. That's crazy. We all came up together. Yeah. But what's the mental state with it now? Is it like, you know, I'm so passionate about creating this art or it's like, you know, I'm I'm putting this out almost like a routine. It's the same thing when you get into a job that you really love. But it's like, all right, I'm doing this. Yeah. What's what's, you know, been doing it 10 years, I guess. Yeah. It's not even what's the point. I'm just like I generally because I have these thoughts in my head. I'm like like sometimes I'm like, all right, am I making this video because I'm truly passionate about making people laugh, which is always what I want to do? Or it's like, is this the routine of what I'm doing? It's definitely slipped into somewhat of a routine. Yeah. Chatting about that the other day. Just kind of like, oh, got to get a video out or no. Well, what were you doing the other day? We shot a video. I don't know if you posted it yet, but we shot a video. You came over to my place and then he you tell it because you're getting the cop outfit and you're like kind of like, oh, yeah, I was like, I was walking over. Yeah, I got the cop outfit from my car walking to your apartment. I was like, what am I doing with like all the cars are passing by? Close the trunk. She just has the outfit. He's like, you have that moment of clarity. It's like it's just like it's like post Internet clarity. I don't know what you would call it. It's not quite Internet clarity, but it's like I just post clarity, post clarity. Who are you referencing there? I mentioned like post clarity, like post posting clarity. Like after you get the video out, you're just kind of like, what am I doing? Yeah, it's it's it's so weird because we've been doing it for so long. I feel like it's just part of my brain now. Weirdly, like it's not even like it's something you do or don't do. It's just like, no, it's just it's just what my life is. Right. And are you affected by engagement at all? Yeah, of course. It's like a direct mood. Directly linked to. Yeah, I think sometimes how I guess how much do you check? OK, this video is up five minutes. OK, ten minutes. Or is it like do you wait an hour? Do you wait? Like how much is your mental? Oh, I didn't do well in this 30 minutes. Now it's kind of my days like she kind of shot. And that's like, yeah, oh, it kind of exploded a little bit. Yeah, we're doing. Yeah. Yeah. Once like if it's weird because each platform is different. It could take off like Instagram. I've had videos take off like, you know, days, weeks later. You know? Yeah. So same with TikTok. So sometimes I just leave them there. Then what happens now is I'll get because I know that what you're saying about like think sometimes you'll post something doesn't do well. And then in a week it has like millions of views somehow for some reason. So now because because that's unpredictable. Now where I get my my endorphin rush is people I respect who like it like that. I'm like, oh, that's cool. Like they actually like this video. Like I like physically who liked what? Like a video that I made, like people that I like respect in my life who like follow me. Oh, God. Like they liked the video like that makes me feel like, OK, like you. That's right. You know, I like when you do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's it. Do you ever like question it? You'll see a piece of like I assume you guys make comedy, obviously, because we all I mean, I know you guys make, but I'm saying normally the videos you make a comedy that you see, it's like it doesn't do it. Let's say, oh, great. Yeah. I thought it was funny in my head. Why isn't this funny? And then it blows up later. It's like, OK, wait, I knew I. Now it is funny, but I didn't think it was funny because it didn't. But now it's doing well. So it is funny. Yeah, but you can't do that. You just have to stick what you have to stick to your guns. It's like it's like I just I post and ghost. Yeah, exactly. I just post and just like posting about it, because if you start to refresh and if you start to do like the count, it's like, oh, 10 minutes, 30 minutes. Then that can your head. And it's kind of like I just you know, it's funny. You know what funny is, Zach. So that's that's your barometer. And so just because something didn't hit. It could have been could have been a day. Could have been, you know, the Super Bowl was on that. No, no, I totally get it. I'm just like, yeah, I'm just asking because, you know, those are thoughts I've had in the past. And then it's also I'm really interested in. Have you guys ever been in ruts for like an extended period of content not doing well? And then and then when what is what is your brain like then of it's like, why can't I why isn't this not going well? And like or and like what's your mental state of it? Is it just keep chugging along like I know something good is going to come or is there anything like I lost magic of what I used to be able to do? Can I get that back? That's it. All right. It's real fun, Jason. You know, it's all like I've had thoughts that I'm like, I hope this doesn't come off as I'm saying anything. No, no, no, no, no. I'm just I'm actually just trying to think like, yeah, yeah, because, you know, I've had stuff for like a period of time. It's like, you know, views have been really low and like and I've been like, oh, I just like you think in your head's like, am I ever going to be able to make something that people enjoy again? I think what happens is, at least for me, I'm like, I'll be fine. I'm going to bounce. Like I always say, I'll be fine. Like it's going to bounce back. And if it also if it doesn't like that's another thing I think about, too, is like if it doesn't I've been doing this for 10 years or longer now. I don't know if I care anymore like about like why aren't I? Because there's thousands upon thousands. When we started, there were 50 to 100 people that were like doing what we were doing. Yeah. Now there's thousands, tens of thousands of people that do this. And so I'm like, how kind of narcissistic of me to be like, why aren't I getting millions of views like I was back in the day when like even though there's literally like people who are way funnier than I am, too, also and way more creative or whatever, and they're doing well. It's like to want to have that kind of like mentality of like I needed to sustain relevancy forever is insane. It's an insane, especially in this field. It's crazy. Well, does that scare you as far as, you know, even financial security of maintaining relevancy? It doesn't even it's not even like an ego boost. It's just like, OK, say this all goes away. You know, there's no job security of, you know, you don't have a tenured plan, but you're not tenured into your job. It's just like, hey, yeah, this this goes away. Then like my life completely changes. Sturning into a VidCon panel. Sorry, I just find this very like I just find it. Yeah, I mean, that's why you have to like diversify and like go to the comedy store and, you know, then you can maybe have a stand up act and make money that way. Or I know you're doing movies like it's all. Oh, I'm not worried about me. I mean, I'm going to kill it. No, I'm worried about you guys. No, no, no. But no, it's you know what I mean? The Internet for you, I think, is just like it makes you money and it it it gets your audience and people love you. But I think ultimately you'll you'll probably find later success in a traditional thing. I also find this thought very interesting. So my mom is a counselor and she's been a teacher for many years. And say she has a really bad day on the job or she doesn't perform well. She can come home and kind of turn that off. And she could even say, yeah, the day was fine. But she doesn't have to. Other people don't have to know. And when we have, you know, a tough week, month, day and say like everyone can see numerically. Yeah, yeah, for sure. And everyone's like they're not doing well at their job because their views are lower than everybody else. And it's just it's a very interesting thing to think about that. It's like one of the first jobs where people can know exactly how you're doing. No matter what. Unhide those likes. Yeah, unhide those likes. Even if you're an actor like you're back, you're ambiguous. It's like, oh, maybe they don't want to do a project because their art is blah, blah, blah. Now it's like, yeah, everything go like, oh, yeah. How are they? How's their engagement? Ah, yikes. No, it's it's crazy because you go to somebody's page. It's like, oh, their likes were up in twenty twenty two. Oh, now they're like, oh, only this many likes. It's like, huh, I wonder why they're not doing well. It's just very fascinating. You know what you should do? Have a baby. Okay. You'll never, ever, ever think about this again. Yeah, because this is all very self-absorbed thinking to be like, if someone's going to be able to see that I'm not doing well on TikTok, it's like, who gives a ----? That's a rough. I'm not saying to you. I'm sorry. No, no, no. I mean, it kind of is. You didn't call me solace, though. I'm not saying in terms of in terms of like, like to have that thought. I think about this, too. I have these thoughts where I go. People are going to be able to see some type of like that. I'm not like some videos aren't doing well. And I just go, God, get over yourself. Who also those people don't even care. No one cares. No one gives a ----. Like they'll have a passing thought and then they'll go, oh, OK, well, I guess probably, you know, study for this college exam that's coming up or I have to go to my shift at polls or I have to, you know, give a speech somewhere like everyone's so busy and like no one gives a ---- about these things. Even your things with TikTok life. No one actually cares. It's just it's just something to do, something to do. It's something to talk about. It's not like no one actually is passionate about these things, I don't think. Yeah, it's like, no, because, you know, when I see those comments, even, you know, about you, I do get a little, you know, because you've always been such a kind, very nice person to me. And like I, you know, I've only known you for, you know, a year, two years, whatever it is, but anyone that's ever met you in real life is like, oh, this is the kindest person do anything for anyone. Sure. And then I don't know to receive any negativity on your character. It was rubbing me the wrong way. So I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's OK. I can take it. I'm good. I'm I'm making forty thousand dollars a month. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I think it's like as long as we've been doing it, too, like we've kind of seen it all as far as the comments and like how that affects us. Oh, wow. You guys are really worried about me. No, no, no, no, no. No, like in the beginning, like just like you get a hate comments like CBS or just, you know, in the beginning. But now it's sort of like it's doesn't really bother us anymore. Yeah. I mean, at a certain point, you kind of just become like, you're like, OK, yeah, I've seen I've seen every phase of I've seen I see new creators now and I go and who blow up and I go, I've already seen you twice in a different form. I've already seen your style. I've seen. Can you spot longevity? Yeah, I actually can. Yeah, I know. Yeah, I actually know I can actually. Yeah, I think I have that ability. I think I think I can. I think anybody can. I think you can just see when someone's going to like fade very quickly. And if it's you especially know that if they're if their whole bit is one thing. Yeah. If their entire bit is doing one little thing, it's like that's going away in three months tops. All right. Well, thanks, guys. Thanks for watching. Come find me on Tick-Tock Live. Brandon's on Instagram and Tick-Tock. Zach has a podcast called Dropouts, which is amazing. You don't quit it. I just can't do dropouts. Finally, we have a clickbait. I think it's your title. So you're dropping out of dropouts? Yeah. That's what I was hoping for you to know. That's like that's a clickbait. I'm not doing dropouts anymore. Oh, so you're dropping out of dropouts? That's the clip. I think the clickbait is Zach calls Jason Solis for Tick-Tock Live and Vince is on Instagram Tick-Tock. All right, guys. Thank you so much. We'll see you next time. Thanks for watching the podcast. Come find me on Tick-Tock too. Bye bye.